#he lost him game privileges bc he tried to fight Tim again

[p1nkshield]

Jason: [waking with up with suspicious weight on chest] wha-? WHAT TF GET OFF OF ME YOU LITTLE RAT!

Damian: [literally standing on him] wake up Todd, I require your hulking, brutish frame.

Jason: You are really bad at asking for help.

Damian: Father has confiscated my Cheese Viking cartridge and, using my stature to his advantage has placed it on a shelf I cannot reach.

Jason: Climb up there yourself it’s the middle of the night, only Tim will notice.

Damian: You underestimate Father. He has implemented a system that will alarm him if any sort of abnormal weight is placed on the shelving.

Jason: Ask Dick or something.

Damian: he far is too short.

Jason: [snickers a little]

Damian: you are the only one who can do this Todd.

Jason: Fine! Fine! Get off of me first knife child.