#he loves oysters

[littlelightfish]

They make my heart happy.

They're the best canon couple.

[cosmicwhoreo]

I was expecting a Narcissistic monster, but instead I get this spineless twit that writes poetry that was literally carried to fame and fortune because of PRETTY PRIVILEDGE.

If they were trying to make it a more "it's complicated" story with two sides you can reason with and understand, then they have failed with me. Now I just wanna strangle him more than if he were a self-admitted asshole. Not saying that I hate the direction it turned out to be because it wasn't what I was expecting. Far from it, this is more entertaining in a sad way. It's just that he as a character somehow angers me more- Also-

Oyster, get your great gramps before I throttle him And don't you dare tell me he's broke at this point, they said he'd been getting richer and richer because of the pearl-

[lolathepeacocklord]

MY LOORD, I NEED HELP!!!

i need references for angry archer for my future art projects! He's so stupid i love him so much, i couldn't stop thinking abt him!!

PLS give me any screenshot that u have for refrence i am going insane!!

GOUUUWWWHHH THE ARCHHHHHHH lucky for yewwwwww I am also incredibly freaked up about this guy specifically, and I have quite a few images of him I cannot lie😼😼‼️🔥🔥🔥let me rally all these freeks upppppppppppppp

[beltsourcookie]

thankful that street urchin is a whole butch because too many people were prepared to 'simp for the hot biker guy' and then got upset that shes not their next hot fictional cis boyfriend

but it's still honestly upsetting that people drop their hype for street urchin the moment that they learn about her pronouns

[bumblingbabooshka]

Hakeem Freeman! Heartthrob to the stars! [Patreon | Commissions]

[dancinghannigram]

and he's about to start a fight

[jtownraindancer]

Ace's TURИ for Burn Rewatch: Providence

[shadowmilkappreciator]

Chop Chop Chop 🪓

[velvetjune]

technically alan wake 2 final draft (spoilers ahead) is a Happy ending for the characters, but the spiral writers room video calling his enlightened self a possible demiurge or demon unsettled me far more than the original ending. that version, by his nature, already existing and overlapping with past loops, influencing and manipulating things without known reasons (to us and the Alan we play). it really makes that Alan out to be something else entirely through ascension and that this is inevitable. this could partially be because I kept seeing people say that the final draft was the happy end with a happy resolution for everyone, but I can’t stop thinking about what this means for Alan—and Alice!—going forward. That, along with the direct parallels to Yötön Yö playing out. It’s SO much to unpack

[yeetlegay]

Just caught up on Step by Step and if somebody doesn’t put Jeng on his back soon I’m gonna have to transmigrate and do it myself

[highdefhoetry]

do u think tickling is sexual for zoro? or purely platonic? i wonder if it’s a kink for him lol

it is a sexual kink for him because i want him to have a sexual kink for it. hope this helps ❤️

[fogwitchoftheevermore]

also if i’m right about secret life’s top three and impulse has a SECOND SEASON IN A ROW where he makes it to the top three with two people who he (and everyone else except the two people involved, frankly) completely believes would do anything for each other i might die. truly i might die.

furthermore i WILL die if he does what he did to martyn in liml again and offers one of them the chance to kill him in order to get ten extra hearts and win. i don’t even know which of those two i would want him to offer it too both of them would make me crazy.

[tickle-bugs]

If you need to talk about my adventures with superman my door is literally always open & I want Clark to be completely wrecked, he’s sooo lee coded

hoarded this so i could post a snippet of the fic i started for them. clois be upon ye:

Clark full-body shivers to the point where Lois almost loses her balance. 

“Are you okay? Did I hurt you?” Lois pulls her hands away. 

“Y-Yep, I’m fine! Promise.” He squeaks and gives a thumbs up, but his head remains steadfastly buried in the mattress. His ears are bright pink where they poke out from his hair. 

Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

Lois’s smile creeps into something mischievous. She leans down towards Clark and walks her fingers up his back. He lets out a small eep and cranes his neck to watch her. 

“Are you ticklish, Smallville?”

“Uhh…” Clark laughs nervously, avoiding her eyes. “I feel like no matter what I say, this is going to end badly for me.”

“You would be correct.” 

[tortoisesshells]

458, 460

[anachronistic-falsehood]

first one is for trimax/98 anime. second one is for tristamp. do u understand me do u see my vision