You are three years into your 100 year transition into a mysterious celestial beast. You are two years into a midnight-black romance with Mr Pages, a dread and nefarious member of that same race.
Stealthily determine the best gift for your wretch of a paramour, and leave it utterly defeated by your superior show of humility, goodwill, and selfless affection.
You are going to get SUCH a good grade in romance.
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A weirdly competitive romance between two inhuman monsters,
4,000 words
5 endings, plus a randomized correct gift, resulting in several possible runs,
Assets made traditionally with fountain pen and watercolor paint,
For extra fun, try to figure out which words are real, and which ones are Pages making them up in an effort to sound as eloqintellectual as possible!
Play it in-browser here!
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Definitely go read the Odyssey!!! There are so many good translations out there!
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… I made a deal with @duchi-nesten. Behold, the third and extremely cursed dtiys! I am so sorry.
Season 1, Episode 4 - Attack of the Killer Garage Sale
Have fun!
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i genuinely loved the ratfish pt. 1 and 2 but i really wish that the ratfish was, like, emily or murph
i think it being a member of the college humor cast who has never been on dropout outside of d20 would have been fantastic because no one would ever guess them but they'd click into the humor/dynamics of the cast a lot better
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and what if i were to say that gabriel shaw was hawaiian? what then? i don’t care if it doesn’t make sense in the canon universe it makes sense to me
and mrs shaw was in hawaii for school? perhaps veterinary school? and she finds an injured dog (wolf) and nurses it back to health? what then??
doggy (wolfy) meet cute???????
sorry i had a lot of half coherent thoughts about gabe and mrs shaw before i woke up this morning
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