Athena coming to the defence of Odysseus is very important to me.
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I SCREAMING. Currently, I'm fucking up math, or whatever you wanna call it✌️ (and other shi too) so I ask ✨️Veritas Ratio✨️ to help me. HE RLLY SAID, "Not even the Aeons can explain your stupidity." I GAVE HIS ASS THAT BOMBASTIC SIDE EYE. Every time I got a problem wrong, I got hit with either chalk or that book😭 then I told him I wanted another type of chalk🤭 then he said no. But anyway.
PLS SAVE MEEEEEEE, IM BEING HELD CAPTIVE BY THIS HOT, EVIL SCIENTIST😫😫😭😭
PLEASE THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY 😭
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tried to get my rabbit to bless my dice. he hopped away from them
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Pretty sure that is how it works
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My little cousin just stormed into my room screaming "I AM SEÑORITA SALAMI" holding up a piece of salami on his face like a mustache
Like what
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No one:
My roommate, loudly to her bf sitting next to me: “CAN I TECH DECK ON YOUR ASS ITS A REFERENCE.”
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he got a whole cool knife i sure hope this doesnt awaken anything in me!!
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when you ask a guy to prom but he rejects you with this letter... but in the letter is the most heartfelt, sincere apology you've ever read in your life complete with an invitation to discuss it, and compassion, and even a line telling me that I deserve the world, but "I'm just not the right person to give it to you"
and OMG. the feels. Because holy shit, this man just gave me more validation, love, and sincerity than my past two exes combined. No one has ever told me that I deserved the world. I don't think anyone's told me that I truly deserve anything outside of basic human necessities. Which. Wow.
So anyways, this guy is just super sweet and kind and he told me he doesn't like me romantically, but I might be falling for him a bit more after this... and I don't know if it's genuine, or if it's because he's the first guy that has shown me this level of kindness and respect...
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