Krueger would definitely rescue Sweetheart and only her. Man would go as far as drive up in something with only two seats 💀 that man is unapologetically simping
BABES YOU FUCKIN KNOW IT
He would so pull up in a sexy car too-- like a Porsche 718 Boxster for nO REASON
Price: Krueger!? We called for an Evac, why are you here?!
Krueger: I'm the Evac.
Krueger: But only for Sweetheart.
Sweetheart: PARDON?!
(She squeals when she is picked up bridal style by Krueger)
Krueger: You all can find your way back yourselves. Bye
(They drive off, Sweetheart screaming at Krueger to wait while tf 141 looks in shock)
He's extremely in love with her, yall 💀 does some pretty crazy and dubious shit for her (HAVE I MENTIONED THAT HE STOLE A DIAMOND FOR HER)
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Literally a lurker on your blog since ur early days but too shy to slide into ur ask box, hiii!!! I keep seeing cryo anon and teddy anon's brainrots and asks,,,, and like, regarding post impostor AU hehe
imagine after the hunt when your fave character/vessel begs you for forgiveness the most, practically turning their voice hoarse from their pleas to share just a bit of your mercy....
(you never showed your face to them, even when they were your most favored. how selfish of them, wanting more than they could ever deserve. but they can't help it. if you wanted them to die a thousand times over to repent, they would. just please, look at them again.)
post imposter au always tickles an itch in my brain I've never known existed. angry creator? boiling hot rage creator for their acolytes killing them when they've shown nothing but love and kindness for this world?? SIGN ME THE FUCK UP LORD
I wanna see guilt. And I mean GUILT. it's probably cause I'm petty asf and if I would be killed over and over and over again only for them to realize I'm not the fake I would literally lock myself up in whatever tower they built for me and never talk again. Creator's trust? Shattered, irreparable. Followers? Wallowing in the despair.
Thank u and goodbye heh. If it's not too much, can I be called Marcotte anon? Hehe fontaine reference hhhh,, anyways have a good day ily and ur fics <3
post-hunt can be incredibly good, entirely agree
the love you felt for the world is so strong already, and it only grows as you finally get to teyvat. being here, feeling the elemental energy, feeling the world greet you as you return after your rest.. what hate is more powerful than a love turned rotten?
you hid behind your veil, uncertain if you’re protecting yourself or them. it hurts to see their eyes tearing up as they plead, but what else are you to do? your hands shake when they draw close, and you can’t erase your own memory.
(you’d know. you asked nahida about it, but she’d only shaken her head. all she could do was clear the memories of teyvat, but not yours. it hurt, but was probably for the best.)
(despite it being a failure, that day was the calmest you’d felt in weeks. she was easy to talk to, and made lovely tea. perhaps you should visit again, if only to take a break from… everything.)
your solitude is comfortable, most of the time. a few of the hunters are a bit too comfortable with their sin, and are the ones tasked with bringing you food and other necessities. it’s not much better, though, since you can still see the guilt sinking in their eyes.
it’s a lose-lose all around. you want to see them, you want to see the world, but every leaf and branch is stained with the memories of the past, what used to be your favorite retreat now something else to hide from.
part of you is angry. furious at how easily they were tricked. it’s hard to stay mad at those you love, though, so you end up sitting in your window and watching the wind blow safely behind glass. your tea is from inazuma, this time, the faint edge of bitterness keeping you from sinking too far into much of anything.
leaves dance in the breeze. you won’t be seen again until they’ve long turned brown.
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Have you been Naughty or Nice?
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Minsung, you must have been EXTRA nice this year. Santa has a smiley face next to your name on the Nice List!
+ other muses under the cut because this is fun and I couldn't do just one muse
Yongsun, do you really think Santa is unaware of your inappropriate Facebook posts? Naughty. (ngl this is pretty accurate, just change Facebook with Only Fans lmao)
Nao, you REALLY put ex-lax in Santa's cookies?! Don't expect to see your name on the Nice List anytime soon. (also pretty accurate, they're a menace like that)
The world could use more people like you, Elaine. Keep up the good work, and you'll make the Nice List every year!
Wow Azazel, rescuing those Orphans from that burning building got you a free ride on Santa's Nice List for years to come! (he has a literal bears and wild animals as his pets and best friends, fir doesn't affect him, he totally save orphans from a burning building)
Ubon shouldn't you be working, instead of surfing the web during office hours… NAUGHTY LIST FOR YOU! (she's too hot to work, though)
Now, Oliver. Santa knows you're trying, but it still doesn't make up for last year. You're on the Naughty List.
Congratulations, Lilith! You've made the Nice List! JUST KIDDING. You've been a very bad, bad person. (next year she'll return Santa to Oogie-Boogie, she doesn't give a shit)
Ho ho ho! Nice try, Earendill. Thought you could slip one past the Big Guy, huh? Naughty. (let him enjoy Christmas at least once damnit)
2 words: Nice List. Mother Teresa has nothing on you Mrithun. (he is a single mother himself tyvm)
I must say, Chinhwa. You've really improved last year's performance and made the cut on the Nice List!
Dabi, you have been sooooo nice that you make "The CareBears" look selfish. (don't inflate her ego too much though)
Jum, Santa has something extra special for you this year! You're at the top of the Nice List. (don't give this idiot a superiority complex either)
You better start making some room for the huge lump of coal your about to get, or either start cleaning up your act Abigail!
Santa's been watching you Stella, and right now you have a very large coal mine coming your way.
Well, Toi, you've been a good kid this year. Santa has lots of good stuff for you this Christmas!
Abaddon, you must have been EXTRA nice this year. Santa has a smiley face next to your name on the Nice List!
So far you are on the "Nice" list, but you'd better watch out... Santa's checking his list twice! (and Tai's just like "What does this even mean?!")
Way to help that old lady, Amethyst. Santa will certainly add you to the Nice List this year.
Whoa Takumi! You need to start thinking about packing your bags if you don't change your ways soon. Santa is more likely to hunt you down than bring you a present.
There's a reason Santa created a Naughty List. And you're just one of those reasons Misty.
You are currently #11401 on Santa's Nice List. Not too shabby considering everyone in the entire world! Keep up the good work!
In the words of Larry David, you've been "pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good" this year.
2 words: Naughty List. You know why Arthit. (Art is still gonna get all the presents she wants for herself though, she doesn't care, she's rich)
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Would Ryley ever try and attack one of the friendly octolings (like Kait(I know that has already happened) or marina?)
after the whole kaity sitchumanation, he’d eventually have it explained to him that that wasn’t an invading octoling, but an octoling that ascended to the surface, away from the army, and that much more people like that were on the surface, including marina. i think he’d simply more be uneasy than actively violent around octolings.
eventually though, his competitive team loses a member, and ends up recruiting a highly skilled octoling… THAT’S where he starts to combat his wariness of octolings and realizes they aren’t so bad. :^)
i’m also having thoughts in him appearing in my side order sillies…. not that i think that would be a thing in the actual game as much but it’d be silly for me personally
EDIT i wanted to include a picture here’s one that i don’t remember if ive shared
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