#he’d give the best advice and reassurances 😭

[ssahotchnerr]

a hug from aaron would solve alllllll my problems

[wonillaa]

more bf enhypen thoughts

heeseung

- runs you baths when you’ve had a long day

- spontaneous movie nights

- ^ like going to the theater and picking a random one when you get there

- i think he’d actually praise you a lottt

- his everyday mission is to make you giggle

- states into your eyes so lovingly just to fluster you

- master at balancing his gaming and time with you

- “yns here now bye” and he means it 😞

jay

- rubs your back to wake you up

- if he wakes up first 😭

- holds your hand everywhere

- he’d be so romantic with anniversaries or your birthday omgg

- candles and rose petals

- sends flowers to your door when he's busy and can’t see you :(

- his fav cuddle position is your head on his chest and bonus points if you fall asleep like that

- makes a scrapbook of you together

- always telling you that you’re his home

jake

- every old couple you pass he says “us”

- his love can be so aggressive 😭 he’ll think ur so cute he just tackles you

- play wrestling alll the time

- kisses all over your face and says i love you after each one

- his favorite thing ever is when you wear his clothes and smell like him

- when you spend the night and use his shower products he falls in love again </3

- he loves the reassurance of you wanting to be physically closer to him so when you cuddle him first >>>

- what i’m saying is jake is the occasional little spoon

sunghoon

- deep into your relationship he gets a little too comfortable

- licks your arm or smth 🙁

- he needs his constant attention sue him

- basic but would take you ice skating

- win win bc he gets to see your cute smile AND gets to show off in front of you

- when you fall he’s the type to laugh while helping you up 😞

- when you’re watching something together and an ugly character comes up

- “you never told me you were in this??!”

- pls punch him (lovingly)

sunoo

- what i’ve been saying who is he if not a praising bf 😞

- “you’re so cute i wanna bite your cheeks”

- ass? tits?? thighs??? cheeks 👍

- you relax together and have routines that align with each others

- he buys your hygiene products for you <33

- best bf award for sunoo

- library dates!!

- dance parties in the kitchen

- you have a specific thing you collect together, like pretty rocks or magnets from different places or cute mugs :(

- calls you horrible pet names like honey bun and laughs when you glare at him 😭

jungwon

- sends you pictures of every dog and cat he sees

- he gives puppy eyes to get his way

- and it works every time 🫠

- gives you performances every night

- secretly learns dances so you praise him ☹️

- sends you selfies everyday

- acts innocent but he knows they make you melt!! he’s evil

- he’d be the best bf for an emotional partner, always knows what to say and do :((

- his gifts for you are always specific to things you love bc he remembers everything about you </3

- his lockscreen is a picture of you from your first date

niki

- ok . only wholesome bf niki thoughts bc we’re in a drought of them😓

- he loves your voice and laugh sm

- pretends to not hear you just to hear you speak more

- asks his older sister and the other members for advice </333

- he wants to be the best for you

- you make vlogs together and post them privately on youtube to look back on

- he’d facetime you when you can’t sleep and whisper about his day and thoughts until you fall asleep

- once he gets over his phase of feeling embarrassed, his texts would be so cute ☹️

- always poking your cheeks and nose

- “the moon is beautiful, isn’t it? 😏😏”

- links his pinky with yours when you’re in public

- you watch movies and tv shows together, you scold each other if you watch more without the other

- he’d tap you to get your attention— sometimes too hard LOL

[everyonewooeverywhere]

DJ 🫵

two things

did you know I'm the anon who sent that woozi calls his partner "lover"?

secondly, I'd love to see how you write either txt or monsta x would react to having a very jumpy, anxious, or overall sensitive s/o

happy easter, love you tons 😙

haha no i did not 😭 (though i have my suspicions that you're the changkyun hard thoughts anon too 👀)

anyway, hi love!! 💗

i'm gonna do txt in celebration of their comeback (and also because i get to see them live this summer and still has not set in yet 😀)

i focused more on the anxious part 😗

soobin would be the type of partner to give you a little head pat to reassure you. he’d let you voice your anxieties, no doubt, but his form of comfort to you would be to pat your hear (and maybe kiss you on the forehead) and let you know that everything's gonna be alright. (i want a soobin head pat really bad 😔)

yeonjun would try to soothe your anxieties with humor. if he’s not with you and you’re talking to him over the phone, he’d try to keep the mood light so you don’t dwell too hard on whatever is making you anxious. if he’s with you in person, he’d keep a hand on your back while still cracking jokes. that hand though was more than silly words could ever do. he knows that the physical contact does a lot to calm you down.

beomgyu tries, he really does, but when you’re anxious, he is too. it is more of a mutual panicking. he just wants you to be happy all the time (which is completely unrealistic and he knows that), but he does his best to cheer you up and keep you calm. sometimes though it feels like he is more anxious than you are, but that's just because he doesn't mind taking some of your anxieties on himself so that you can take a breather.

i feel like taehyun would be a good voice of reason. like he’d try to walk you through what was making you anxious. he doesn’t try to give you any unnecessary advice, but he lets you feel what your feeling because he knows you’ll just bottle it up if he doesn’t.

lovely lovely hyuka would try to fix everything with snuggles. had a bad day? snuggles. stressed about work? snuggles. going through a rough patch with your friend? snuggles. he feels that what he can provide most for you in your times of struggle is physical contact, so you know you always have someone by your side.

happy easter to you too sweetheart! thanks for stopping by love you~💗

[kankuroplease]

speaking of the uchiha + senju brothers, what would they be like if they had a sister?

I assume you mean in my founder au?

It’s a little difficult to tell with the wording, but I’ll go with that I wouldn’t envy any girl with them as brothers tho😂

Uchiha Sister

Madara - protective, not just anyone would be allowed to approach her. Also the type of brother to tell her to not be a push over because he’s not going to hold her hand through life. Toughen up.

Inari - exactly the same. Gender doesn’t change how he treats his siblings. He’d be her shoulder to cry on when she needs it and cheer her on with her pursuits.

Kota - overly protective and annoying with it. “Where are you going?” “Who’s going to be there?” “Cover up”, etc. definitely threatens any guy he thinks isn’t worth her time. Might ask her for girl advice when he’s drunk, just depends.

Tenko - “girl” talk bestie. would help her with her makeup, hair, as well as point out the potential suitors with money and good hearts (also who doesn’t have a receding hair). Nothing but the best for his sister. She needs a cover story for any reason? He’s got her. She needs to cover up some love bites? He’s got the perfect powder trick for that.

Izuna - as long as she’s not an idiot, he’ll treat her like the others. Even if she is an idiot that only cares about vanity and flowers, that’s his sister and only he can call her that 💀 literally her first bully.

Senju Sister

Hashirama - he’s still the fun older brother, but she’s definitely going to have to hear about possibly marrying for the better of the Hidden Leaf at least once. Definitely the type of brother to instantly pick up when she’s in a bad mood fast and ask what’s wrong/if he can do anything to make it better.

Tobirama - practically her built in etiquette tutor as well as sergeant. She wouldn’t get out of difficult training just because she’s a woman. He would give her an awkward but reassuring pat on the head and a quiet “sorry” when she’s actually having a hard time because of him. He wants what’s best for her and that includes being able to adapt well to warfare and social situations.

Kawarama - he’d encourage her to live her own life and live it boldly. Don’t let anyone tell her who she should be, y’know? But when he’s not being the cool brother, he’s probably stealing food off her plate and barging into her room just to annoy her.

Itama - gets her a lot of pretty gifts just because and would try to convince her that being a scholar or a housewife is where she���d be happiest in life. ESPECIALLY if she looks like their mother, please just stay off of the battlefield and live a LONG happy life 😭

[hayleythesugarbowl]

will truman & friend!reader headcanons

⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ masterlist ⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚

a/n: i haven’t seen any of these in the internet yet so let’s fill the void. i imagine the reader as female but you guys can imagine it however you want. hope someone out there enjoys this!! 🩰🪩

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being friends with will would include…

ok so whenever you’re upset he always holds you and let’s you cry on his shoulder 

because he knows your his shoulder to cry on too 

if you’re feeling down he gets you your favorite foods and your favorite movie and you just have a relaxing day 

he gives the best gifts

never hesitates to lend you anything

when you’re feeling anxious about something he always knows how to calm you down and reassure you and help you figure things out 

like the man is just a grounding presence 

he let’s you hang out in his office all the time

and don’t tell me you don’t talk about guys together 24/7

tough love king

you tease him constantly and he pretends to hate it 

but he loves it 

you have pretended to be each others date to things many times 

and you struggle not to laugh the entire time 

he is the most protective person of you like—😭✋

all the game nights

and you don’t even care when he wins most of them

he pretends not to notice when you move things around in his apartment when you come over

but then he’ll move them back later 

it’s a never ending battle 

he never let’s you leave the house without a perfect outfit though 

the designated driver type you know?

like he’s the type of guy that when you fell asleep on the ride home from something he would carry you from the taxi up to your apartment  

you and grace are like sisters too and you three do like everything together 

jack loves you so much and you go to all his shows and probably give him dating advice 

karen called you “wilma’s girlfriend” for like a month but she loves you and you guys tease will together 

if you came over in the middle of the night he’d 100% get you whatever you needed and let you sleep in his bed with him 

you guys talk into the night about life and just everything 

he cooks for you 

he calls you “love” and “sweetie” and “honey”

in the most platonic way 

you make him so happy and you both just cherish your friendship and know you’re so lucky to have each other 

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ˋ°•*⁀➷ hope you liked this and let me know if you want hcs for any other will and grace characters! have a lovely day/night <3🍒🎀

[torawro]

cw  ! ━━ minors do not interact. written with shinigami!fem!reader in mind. reader is black coded but you don’t have to imagine it that way. established relationships. nsfw content including explicit descriptions of smut. soft, passionate fluffy sex. size kink if you squint. kind of angsty but not really. a headcanon in drabble format. REBLOGS ARE HEAVILY APPRECIATED!

notes ! ━━ this idea was random and unplanned LOLZ. conceived it after talking to one of my close friends about bleach once again bc i can’t seem to shut up about that silly little animanga for the last serval months now. this isn’t beta read and i tried to proofread it the best i can but im sleepy so ill go back over it later 😭 enjoy :)

shunsui kyouraku would take such good care of you. like i’m convinced he would, and that’s partially because of his inherently authoritative demeanor of being a captain in the gotei 13 and nanao ise’s biological uncle.

he just. . . i think he finds true fulfillment and joy in taking care of you and providing you with everything you need, despite him being so lax and being incredibly lazy most of the time. because if it involves you, he wouldn’t hesitate to cut his nap times short or spend money so he can indulge in your every desire, whatever they might be, because he cares so deeply for you. he’s so big n’ strong and comforting, so easy to talk to, how could you not give in— how could you just not let go?

one of the most appealing qualities about shunsui though, is that i think he’d be a great listener. he’s the type to just watch you and your body language attentively and listen to you ramble or vent about whatever it is you’re going on about, even if you’re doing that thing where you talk to yourself under your breath. he won’t give you unwarranted advice, but he’ll listen for however long and validate how you feel. and anything you’ll say, he’ll remember it. behind that laziness, shunsui is detail-oriented in that way. when it comes to you, his memory is damn near photographic.

and when you have a number of consecutive bad days, and you come to his captain’s quarter’s, breaking down the moment he greets you with that signature languid smile of his, he’ll be there for you. he’ll be there for you the moment your legs look even the slightest bit unsteady, so he can wrap you in his embrace and hold you close. he’ll be there with the same soft smile — though it looked more like a wary upturn in his lips—and rub a warm palm up and down your back as he sat you down in between his legs, gently reassuring you that everything will turn out okay; he’ll never force you to tell you what’s wrong if you weren’t ready. shunsui will be there for you as you whimpered delicate nothings into his pink haori, most of what you were saying indistinguishable through your tears and snuggling your face into his partially clothed chest.

instead of trying to pry out whatever was bothering he says, “what can i do to help?” in that rich, husky drawl that always made your body feel warm and tingly, but most of all: loved. your wordless reply of further crawling into his lap and readjusting your position so you were straddling him was all the answer he needed. it was clear to him that you wanted him, wanted him to hold you and do what he does best: taking care of his sweet girl, his precious flower.

it didn’t take much to get you to spread out for him on his soft futon, feeling all vulnerable and seen, both literally and figuratively. shunsui would soon have your plush, gorgeous body in his calloused grasp, folded in half and pleasantly crushed under the weight of his own massive physique. you’ll be able to feel his tone deepen, his voice becoming drawn out and gruff, vibrating every nerve throughout your body, while he murmurs affirmations into the conch of your ear. he alternates between “whatever you’re feeling is valid, okay baby? you’re doing enough, you are enough”, to chaste pecks on your ear lobe, and back to “you’re so beautiful baby, so good for me by letting me take care of you, aren’t you? i love you so much—so, so much.” and with every word he utters into your soft flesh was paired with a sharp, earthshattering roll of his hips that reached so deep, you would have thought that his flushed tip touched the heart in your chest. his pelvis pressed against yours, the subtle brush against your clit sending you to heaven again and again. he held himself up with one arm, the other resting on the fat of your hips, holding and squeezing it as a way to keep you grounded, to keep you here with him. his length was heavy as it slipped in and out of your walls, but the weighty feeling of his cock, along with the weight of his words, made a new slew of tears brim from your eyelids and fall past your long lashes; there were tears of happiness. 

“i-i love you. . .! love you shu. please. . . please i...” you didn’t have the chance, or the mental capabilities at the moment, to convey what you wanted to say; a tearful moan was pulled from the back of your throat, effectively cutting off your train of thought. “it’s alright, i got you. i got you, sweetheart.” he hushed you in a calm voice and proceeded to reposition himself to give you what you want. and doing this for you brought him more satisfaction than anything else he’s ever done in his life, even more than being a respected captain in a shinigami army. 

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[base0h]

Hi!! Came across your profile❤️ Love your writing! Would it be ok for me to request Law, Ace, Smoker, or Zoro with a masc/gn partner whose terminally ill? If you don’t feel comfortable writing for this prompt, I totally respect it! Feel free to ignore ❤️

a/n - ooo I always love these requests bec I really relate to them a lot- I’m not terminally ill but I’m chronically ill, so it’s nice to imagine these things. Tysm anon for the request :D

Warnings ⚠️ - g/n reader, mentions of vomiting, illnesses (if you’re not comfortable then don’t go past the cut!)

Smoker

- He really cares about you, and when he received the news of your terminal illness, he silently broke down

- He didn’t want to seem depressed or stressed in front of you, the last thing he wanted was for you to worry about him

- He smoked a lot more, mostly out of stress and anxiety for your well-being

- You might have to reassure him a lot that you’re still the same person!

- He’ll do anything for you!

- Tie your hair back when you’re throwing up? Mhm he’ll for sure do that

- He’ll carry you if you get too tired!

- He’s always on calling your doctor if you don’t feel good or feel differently than usual

- he makes sure you always drink enough water and eat enough

- He doesn’t care if you throw up, he’ll clean it up so don’t worry :)

- All he wants is for you to feel.. Healthy and happy :D

- It makes him god so happy when you smile or laugh

- It literally makes his whole heart melt

- He won’t smoke inside, he’ll make sure you don’t breathe it in, he read that it was unhealthy (yea he didn’t follow that advice himself tho)

- the same thought haunts him, someday you’re going to die, and it’s going to be too early

- He never admits that to you, he wants you to focus on being as happy as you can

- He’ll cuddle you whenever you ask, please ask!

- it makes him feel better that he’s doing something that makes you feel comfortable or happy :)

- he loves you SO SO SO much it almost hurts him lmao

- It pains him to see that you’re sick, and it hurts him even more that it’s incurable

- He’ll be there for your last days, holding your hand, holding you in his arms, caressing your shoulders as he leans into the crook of your neck

- When you pass, Smoker really didn’t know what to do anymore

- you were really his purpose of living, more so than the marines

- He’d cry, and everytime he saw a picture of you, he’d put it to his forehead, imagining that it was still you, nuzzling your head with his

- those many moments you and him had before made him feel better in these times

- He knows that you’re with him, all the time, forever more <3

Ace

- Ace is by far not even close to being a medical professional

- but he knows what terminally ill means

- those two words made his whole world start crashing down

- His precious y/n… is sick

- this can’t be happening right?

- it takes him a long time to actually believe those words were real

- why did it have to be you?

- He begged the gods above to let him take your place

- the last thing he wanted was for you to be in pain

- Whatever you ask for, you name it, he’s gonna do it for you

- he doesn’t care if it’s embarrassing, gross, weird, or whatever

- he’ll do it

- bring you some candy? Hell yeah he’ll bring you some

- Cuddles? Oh he’s totally up for that!

- Kisses? You don’t even have to ask >:)

- he makes sure to take you to Marco everyday to make sure you’re feeling alright

- Ace knows that someday, sometime soon you’re going to leave, and he’s never going to be ready

- he tried his best to never even think of it, all he wanted was to focus on having you with him now

- he’ll give you a piggyback ride if you’re ever feeling dizzy, tired, or just kind of lazy, no hesitation there! He’s gonna carry you like there’s no tomorrow

- he also tries to make you laugh by making the goofiest faces and telling the most lame ass jokes ever 😭

- when you laugh, he laughs, when you smile, he smiles

- he loves seeing you happy! That’s what he lives for :D

- when you passed, Ace was shocked even though he knew it would happen

- How could they take you away like that?

- Ace couldn’t even move from that same spot where he watched you leave him for a couple hours

- he was just staring at your corpse in front of him, tears falling down his cheeks

- His life was empty, what would he do without you??

- Marco tried his best to cheer him up to no avail. You were Ace’s reason to live, the love of his life, there was no one who could replace you or even think to be like you.

- That’s what made him so depressed, that no one, no one, could ever be you. Only you could make him as happy as he was before

Law

- He’s a doctor, so he’s the one that announced you were terminally ill

- Even he was shocked even though he was the one that came to that conclusion

- Law didn’t know what to say, he needed a couple hours to register what he had just said

- you’re.. dying? No that can’t be right!

- He refused to believe it, he didn’t want to realize that you were going to die soon

- you tried cheering him up, saying that it was ok, and he decided that he would try his best to make your last days your best ones

- He took a break from work, always checking on you, seeing how you’re feeling

- He’s a bit less romantic than Ace, but his actions and his intentions are the same!

- He loves you to the moon and back, and would do anything to help cure you

- Over the weeks, he struggled and struggled, trying to find something that may prevent your passing

- But he couldn’t figure it out

- Whenever he saw you smile, he thought, “I might never see that again”

- He was there in your final moments, caressing your knuckles with his thumbs, gently rubbing soothing circles on your hands

- the flatline of the monitor made him lose it

- He put your cold hand to his forehead, struggling not to cry, the tears flooding his eyes

- Why would he feel your warmth anymore?

- your soothing touch that always made him soft and happy?

- where did you go?

- Law couldn’t handle it, he just lost the one person that made him feel like maybe the world wasn’t so bad after all

- But now? The world was complete dog shit, why did it take you away from him?

Zoro

- Zoro couldn’t believe it

- he didn’t know if he couldn’t fathom how you were dying, or if he didn’t want to believe it

- You were his one and only, the one who always made him feel at home, loved

- he did everything with you now

- He trained with you in the room, napped close to you, checked on you, brought you food and water

- He did everything without even asking

- he made sure that chopper was nearby in case anything happened to you

- he loves holding you in front of him, with you leaning back against his chest as he wraps his arms around your torso, leaning into your hair, the scent of your shampoo always making him calm

- That lingering thought, “someday, I won’t ever be able to hug y/n like this..” was always present, he just shoved it away in a box like he usually did

- he’ll even help you take showers! (Be proud of him he only bathes like once a week 💀)

- the way he scrubs your back and washes your hair is literally heavenly

- He’s always so gentle with you, making sure nothing he does could possibly hurt you in any way

- he doesn’t care if he’s being extra cautious, he’ll do it for you

- He was there in your final days, holding your hands with his, calloused fingers gently rubbing over each of your knuckles

- once he felt your hand slowly start to completely lean into his, his heart stopped

- you were gone.. weren’t you?

- he didn’t move from that spot for a while, and it made the entire crew worry

- They knew just how much Zoro cared about you, he loved you to the ends of time

- he couldn’t help but feel frustrated, why did you die first? It’s unfair..

a/n - well now this was angsty :/ I was sad while writing this 😭

[superstarsapphi]

can we have a "I had all and then most of you, some and now none of you," with monty and reader ? :>

You knew

character: montgomery gator x reader

lyric: “i had all and then most of you, some and now none of you.”

cw’s: monty flirting with others, insecure thoughts!

genre: angst to hurt comfort!

a/n: first post back!! this was fun to write. sorry i’m a bit rusty on my writing 😭

When you first began to date Montgomery, you knew of his flaws. Even as a robot, he was still imperfect. His attitude, his short temper, his ego. You knew of it all, and yet you stuck by his side in his darkest times.

But by the gods, did he frustrate you. Always so full of himself. The rockstar attitude he had never made him shut up. He was so careless with himself and others. Just as it brought you to him, Monty’s flirtatious attitude never stopped to the older guests at the pizzaplex. You loved him, but it crushed you every time you saw him flirting with another girl or guy. Wasn’t he supposed to be yours?

Though you let it boil in silence. Afraid to speak to him about it, you let it be. Though it happened again, and again. Naturally you began to distance from your lover due to it. You longed to be as close as you were when you got together, but you didn’t know how to bring up your discomfort to the gator. What if you were just being irrational and are just trying to stop Monty from being his usual self?

You began to hangout with Freddy more, as he’d listen to your issues with the gator and would give you advice. Freddy would often reassure you that your worries are valid, and that you should talk to him about it. But he did also worry for his reaction, as no one really knew how the gator would end up reacting.

You expected some time to mentally prepare yourself before having your talk with Monty, but he’d ended up waiting for you outside Freddy’s room. To no surprise, he’d heard what you two were talking about. A mix of hurt and jealousy ran through you both. Monty was hurt over the fact that you hadn’t come to him directly over this, and jealous that you instead went to that stupid bear. You knew how he felt about the lead singer.. He’d brought you back to his room to actually talk. Sure, it was a bit tattered and torn, but his room was what you found to be home. “Sugar, why didn’t you tell me?” Montgomery asked, pulling up his sunglasses. He seemed to struggle when trying to process why you were so upset.

“Why didn’t i tell you? What am i supposed to tell you? Sorry, the fact that every time I look at my boyfriend during the day he’s working he’s always got a bitch or two flocked on his arm when he has a lover? Yet how am i supposed to gauge how you’re going to react to me telling you how i feel about it?” You couldn’t help the answer that flew from you. The answer you’d left to simmer had began to boil, and it began to spill out to him.

Monty listened quietly for once. Finally, all the gears were turning in his head. “That.. explains it.” He paused, coming to hold onto your hand. “I had all and then most of you, some and none of you.. Thank you for telling me. I want to fix this, please sugar.” The way he held onto you wasn’t too tight to hurt, but still tight enough to prove that he was genuine in his words.

Had he known it was making you uncomfortable he would have stopped, albeit he definitely would have gotten a bit grumpy at first. But at this point, he didn’t want to lose his relationship more than he had already. No, he wouldn’t lose his relationship more. You were his and he was yours, and he’d be damned if he didn’t do his best to keep it that way.

You knew he loved you by the gentle hugs and the sweet kisses you shared afterwards. You knew he loved you by the way he stopped, just like he said he would. Rather, he’d now turn the flirtatious patrons down and instead go to find you. If he couldn’t be flirty with others.. Then he’d just shower you in flirting and kisses.

[rosiesmcposies]

Heyy!! so i was just wondering if u could do cicero x listener/dragonborn hcs where the listener is a parent and has adopted some kiddos? you dont have to obvi thank you!!! 💕💕

Ah yesss tbh I love the idea of Cicero being a dad it’s so funny to me 😭 I lowkey wanna make my oc( who I ship with him) adopt aventus aretino

Ok first he does not think he’d make a good parent

However he does do fairly decent

If it’s brought up later while y’all r dating that you have kids he’d be concerned so make sure that it’s known before he starts panicking about being a father

Tbh he’d gladly take on a fatherly role but he’d need to prepare

Mf would be constantly asking for advice and he’d try to find a way to take care of the nightmother and the kids

He’d move way to fast and you’d have to remind him to calm down and to relax

Give him parenting tips PLS

He’d probably die on the spot if he didn’t get help or advice on how raise kids

He tries his best to raise them well

But like he also teaches the kids about murder techniques??

Bc like he dosent know if anyone will come after them bc their parent is literally the listener and mfing dragon born😭

So he’s an ok parent

He needs reassurance tho

Sorry if this is shorter than my usual stuff. This has been in my drafts for a while now and some bad stuff came up recently. I don’t really want to talk about it but it’s bad, feel free to request more stuff I just won’t get to it untill later, my apologies.

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Right but we do really need to talk about how Van would be w his teenage daughter like mans would be thinking back to how he was like I CANNOT let her leave the house these boys are feral and help I’m crying @ Van telling his son how to treat a lady, making sure he’s not an ass to women 😭🥺

No literally he’d death glare any boy she brings home and just grills him with questions 💀💀 but then he’d end up being the really cool dad who’s like best mates with his daughter’s boyfriend lmaooo

Whereas when his son brings home a girl, he’ll be a little bit embarrassing but really he’d just be dead nice and friendly and make her feel like part of the family 🥺

Also can we talk about how if his daughter got her heart broken how all the lads would react? Van would be FUMING like so mad, Larry would take the utter piss like “yooo you liked a lad called Jake pfft that’s a stupid name anyway you’re too good for him 🤣🤣🤣”, Bondy’s like “I never liked him in the first place he gave me dodgy vibes.”, Benji’s not really wanting to be involved because he doesn’t know what to say in that situation and accidentally makes her feel worse 💀, then Bob would be giving actual good advice and reassuring her that it’s not the end of the world.