#he’s a battler

[crowsgrudge]

kayne: what kind of great old one calls himself fucking john

john:

[grassoftunnel]

[nyaagolor]

Transfem Battler is one of my favorite Umineko HCs atm if only for the fact that I think it makes everything with Kyrie exponentially funnier. She already hates him just for having the same smile as Asumu, I'm pretty sure if Battler showed up for Ange's birthdays during his absence slowly shapeshifting into his dad's ex wife I think Kyrie would have a fucking aneurysm

[jilatos]

ushiromiya battler alt outfit

[puzzlefaggot]

another one

[leefi]

i am so endeared to battler. what do you mean you talk big shit then get so overwhelmed by easily refutable information that you immediately give up and start crying. i love you

[efverse]

[mio-nika]

to save you

[trainerethan]

The idea that once they're older green becomes a pokemon professor and red helps him wtih field research is really cute to me. i can't see red ever working a typical corporate job or even just a job that requires him to do the same stuff every day. He is mountain man. The hills call to him. At least he can report back important and interesting things to his beautiful wife green for his research.

[cruelnemothesis]

[simikae]

bunny day. have a chiesttler (chiester battler)

[jacrollart]

Coping mechanism : put your tragic ship into a pokemon au where they get to be their very best (and not fuckin die jfc) Geto's companion piece here!

[grassoftunnel]

something I often think about w the Battler and Kinzo resemblance which isnt commented on in the novel, is the fact that Battler, Rudolf’s son who hates him and sees him as an unsuitable adult, basically did the child reverse version of disowning HIM. and as he ages, this son is growing into a physical mini-me of Kinzo, his father who hates him and sees him as an unsuitable adult.

[cyclist-of-guilt]

Copium

[moonxpalace]

World Champion Ash and his partner Pikachu, Reigning Unova Champion Iris, and little Oliver

[jichanxo]

unfortunately if you put an edit of beatrice vaping in front of me I will make this about kuwana