#he’s like right in front of my salad

[housewifebuck]

buck: gets flirted with

eddie: not in my house

[sunsetandthemoon]

heartliming: *doing their thing* wen: 🧐🌈😏❤️😊✨🥰💖

[victimized-martyr]

sorry i am 1 krillion years late to the sp boys in cheer costume trend but it’s been sitting in my wips forever so here w/ever just get it outta my sight geez

[kqluckity]

how some people can look at Zhongli and Venti's dialogue during this Lantern Rite and interpret it as beefing instead of, you know, flirting truly blows my mind? like it's not just what they're saying, but also the way they're saying it. it's flirting, they're flirting. and even if they aren't flirting, that's obviously an inside joke? look at Venti's face when Zhongli acts like they're strangers, does it look like someone who can't stand the other and isn't willing to play along with the other's dumb idea? please. I don't understand how people can still think they hate each other even tho it's established that they're friends, not only through items lore and their own character stories (I really doubt someone like Zhongli would let a guy he hates forge his sigil, let him destroy his precious vase, let him pour wine on his head, and then yearn for him for 500 years bffr), but also in the first Liyue Archon quest Zhongli talks about "a friend from Mondstadt" who used to bring him wine all the time, and Venti has a "refined gentleman friend from Liyue" he wishes he could spend more time with. a friend he still visits often, so much so that madame Ping commissioned Tubby to make a Mondstadt-inspired house for the teapot with good acoustics so he could play inside with no problem.

[torturedpoetemotions]

Actually the implications of John also being bisexual are so fucking tasty to me because like. OG John has no support system and no protection against the world except his own perceived strength so he learns to ferret out anything that can possibly be seen as weakness to those around him and that includes any affection or attraction he might feel towards men because nothing screams "stay in your fucking closet" like spending all your time around a fringe subculture of serial killing doomsday preppers in the Midwest during the Reagan era.

By the time he notices Dean starting to look a little too long at boys his age, he's probably convinced himself that whatever he felt (still feels but ignores) was a temporary youthful indiscretion, and of course Dean can't afford those, doesn't get to have those, he's got to be a soldier. He's got to be a better soldier than John, even.

I dunno I've just had enough conversations with family members who are loudly but somehow also mildly homophobic and yet say or do things that make me *eyeballs emoji* not to think this is not only possible but arguably likely.

[mishy-mashy]

Subaru got transported with modern-age knowledge that no one understands, like when he expected a cute magical summoning girl, Excalibur, a harem, general tropes, and Mario

But, imagine speaking like this THE WHOLE TIME, UNIRONICALLY

"Mood."

"☆Nothing in life matters!☆"

"I would have two nickels."

"Look. I enjoy getting dicked down as much as the next person-"

"YEET!!!!"

"Who are you wearing today?"

"Well, I've seen seven murders, and all of them were today."

"Well, boys. Looks like we've yeeed our last haw."

Doesn't even have to be phrases like that, it can literally just be references to stuff they cannot comprehend

*in tears and in need of tools* "I really need a Home Depot right now..."

"CATBOY, I CHOOSE YOU!!!"

"Ride 'em, cowboy!" *gets berated over somehow insulting a demi-human group*

"Julius, where is the bank? ... No, not a riverbank. A bank. For money. ... What do you mean, you don't know what that is?"

It doesn't even have to be Subaru, just anyone who happened to be transported in Subaru's place (or with him, depends on your fic/fantasy/idea)

It's just chaos, and

*concerned, confused noises from everyone*

No one understands what's being said, but they kinda grasp the feeling of it. Andthey'retooafraidtoaskanywayso-

[completeoveranalysis]

[6]

UM EXCUSE ME?!

UNPROMPTED?!?

[burke-juliet]

started reading red white and royal blue and there is literally no heterosexual explanation for how alex describes henry AND shaan in chapter 2. How did this boy ever convince himself he was straight

[yyarrow]

compilation

[calumsash]

ashton witnessing some gay action in front of his eyes

[heraldofcrow]

I will find every last Bloody Crow art on this gods-forsaken sight and I will reblog it (threat).

[softquietsteadylove]

Instead of Thena, what about jelous and territorial Gil 👀?

Gil was glowering--he knew he was. He was standing outside the studio, two coffees stacked on top of each other in one hand, glaring through the glass.

Thena was dancing already, free as the wind and laughing and twirling. She looked stunning, as always. She was spinning around with some guy with dark hair and a cut jawline in a black leotard. He followed Thena around the room, talking and laughing freely all while holding her hands, and lifting her by the waist, and...

Gil watched as Thena literally threw her head back in such a full laugh. She only ever did that with him--at least so she said. And so Sersi said. Gil pushed the door open.

Even more infuriating, her dance partner looked up and over at him first, "Habibti, your-"

"Gil!"

Gil kept his eyes on the stranger as he set the coffees down first and dropped his bag off his shoulder. Thena fluttered over to him but he kept staring at this...this guy.

He had heard Habibti before, and he was pretty sure it was what one would call their sweetheart.

"Thank you," Thena smiled up at him from within his arms, finally pulling his eyes away from her friend. "You are just in time."

"Am I?" Gil murmured, still looking between Thena and this mystery dancer, not loosening his embrace of her even in the slightest. "I, uh, didn't know you had a guest."

"Ben Stoss," he moved forward, introducing himself with a handshake. He smiled at Gil in a way that emphasized how handsome he was (unfortunately). "Thena and I were always paired together as partners in our days in the academy."

The burning in Gil's chest worsened and he pursed his lips faintly. "I see."

"Ben is going to help me with some demonstrations for my little goslings," Thena said gently, still within the bend of Gil's arm.

Gil just nodded, looking from the handsome stranger down to his precious, gorgeous girlfriend. He mustered a smile for her and pressed a kiss to her temple, "sounds fun."

"I've heard all about you, Gilgamesh."

Gil's head snapped up again, especially at the overly familiar way in which he was being addressed. He subconsciously pulled Thena tighter against him, "Gorgeous here talk about me a lot?"

Ben grinned, "all the time."

"Gil," she admonished faintly, pressing a hand to his chest.

"I never thought I would see the day when Odette here finally found herself someone," Ben looked at Thena, still seeming a little too humoured by the situation. "And such a handsome one, at that."

"That's enough out of you," she glared back at him. But even watching her glare at him didn't help Gil feel better; she was so familiar with him.

"You, uh," Gil's eyes bounced between them one more time, determined to drag things out into the open no matter how rude or uncouth he had to be to do it. His hand twitched at the small of Thena's back, "did you know each other before ballet?"

Thena tilted her head at him but Ben continued to smile and shook his head. "No, but the royal ballet academy's programs can take a lifetime to truly graduate."

Gil's mind was racing. He hadn't seen this guy at any of the performances of Thena's he'd been to.

"We have known each other for many years."

That also did not help him feel better.

Thena rubbed Gil's back between his shoulders, "I've been friends with Ben and his husband for years."

Husband.

Ben turned his attention to Thena, "you are my son's favourite aunt."

Son.

"I am your son's only aunt," she corrected Ben liberally with a grin. She turned back to Gil, a sheepish smile on her lips, "I'm sorry, love, I can't believe I've never brought up Ben before now."

Gil blinked as Ben started complaining to Thena about what a neglectful friend she had been to him, the two of them laughing about it. Gil tried to reorient himself as if he'd taken a swing to the face.

"I have brought up Jack before, though."

"Oh--o-oh, yeah, Jack!" Gil smiled, rushing to cover up his petty jealousy. "Of course you've talked about Jack. You're one of his dads!"

"Indeed I am," Ben smiled graciously, despite Gil's tepid introduction to him. "Thena reached out to me about assisting her with some partner oriented lessons. And I admit, I jumped at the chance to finally meet her handsome boxer beau."

"Stop it!" Thena hissed at him.

But Gil was delighted--his chest was puffed a little bit and he was all but preening at the praise. He grinned at her, "aw, Gorgeous!"

Thena huffed, turning her head so his kiss was relegated to her cheek instead of her lips. She glared at Ben, "did I not say that was enough from you?"

"Thena does speak of you endlessly, that was no flattery on my part," Ben laughed in good humour as Gil continued to try and lavish his mortified girlfriend with affection. "I was excited to meet the man she loves so ardently."

"Lessons are cancelled, both of you--out."

Gil just chuckled, pressing his forehead to hers. Her fingertips tapped against his cheeks, having previously attempted to keep him from kissing her in front of Ben. "I love you too, Thena."

The loveliest shade of pink filled those pale cheeks of hers. She turned her head to Ben, "you are a terrible friend."

"I am the best of friends, and I did tell you this would happen if I got to meet your handsome fighter," Ben simply laughed, drifting off and leaving the two to their affections.

"Ben!" Sersi beamed as she walked in, "it's been ages!"

"Sersi!" he laughed, receiving her in a hug as she ran at him.

Gil sighed as he watched Ben and Sersi catch up, looking back at Thena. "I'm sorry, Gorgeous."

"Hm?"

He kissed her forehead, attributing her ignorance of his jealousy to her lack of past relationships. "I didn't mean to interrupt you and your friend."

"That's fine, Gil," she shook her head, confused as to why he would even apologise for something so small. Her hand found his, their fingers hovering the line of being laced together. "I knew you were coming this morning."

"True," he chuckled as he moved away only to retrieve the coffee he had brought with him.

Thena received the coffee - and his kiss on the cheek - with a pleasant purr. She peeked up at him, "I asked Ben if he'd like to join Sersi and I for a drink after lessons, today. Would you...?"

Gil smiled, thoroughly charmed at the idea of meeting more of the people in Thena's life, "yeah, sweetheart, I'd love to."

"Okay," she swayed a little, the skirt tied around the waist over her leotard fluttering around her. "I'll see you tonight, then."

"Can't wait," Gil whispered, leaning in to kiss her properly this time, his hand holding hers.

"Does Miss Thena have two boyfriends?!"

Sersi and Ben laughed from further away from the door. Gil also laughed while Thena glared at the early students already gawping at them. "No, I do not! Stretches!"

The kids sighed at the fingers snapped at them, "yes, Miss Thena."

They looked at Sersi, but the assistant teacher offered no sympathies. "You know better than to bring up Miss Thena's boyfriend."

Thena offered him a tiny wave as she visibly shifted from Thena to Miss Thena, her teacher mode. Her shoulders rolled back and her spine straightened; although, she did set her coffee down gently and lovingly on the edge of her desk.

Gil waited until he was hanging half-out the studio door before loudly cooing, "see you tonight, Gorgeous!"

"Oooooooohhhhhhhhh!!"

Thena flushed scarlet, turning and snapping her fingers at him as well, which only made him laugh. Ben was laughing too.

[scuopsie]

Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

[manofmanymons]

As is typical of me, I have 4 midterms and a shit ton of assignments comin up, so I wrote about Kaito instead of working

[coquelicoq]

he was a mess, she was a mess, can i make it any more obvious

part iv of bridgerton characters as text posts

[Image description: 10 stills featuring the characters Kate Sharma and Anthony Bridgerton from season 2 of the TV show “Bridgerton” with tumblr text posts edited in.

1: Anthony is sitting on a bench telling his mother that her grief after his father's death convinced him to avoid love. The text post by tumblr user itagnola reads “moral of the story is never have feelings”

2: Kate is kneeling down to the left of the altar after accidentally dropping her bangle during Edwina's wedding ceremony. Anthony has squatted down as well and is helping Kate disentangle the bangle from Edwina's train as Edwina watches Kate. The text post by IHateRomanPolanski-Blog reads “[tour guide voice] and to your left, you can see me, ruining everything”

3: Anthony looks at Kate with a vulnerable yet self-deprecating expression after telling her how his father died. The text post by BurningHillGirl reads “i'm sorry i told u about my dad do u still think i'm hot”

4: Anthony stares, panicked, at a bee that has landed on Kate's dress offscreen. The text post by sadskatchewan reads “who gave bugs the right”

5: Kate, who looks sad and guilty because she knows Anthony has feelings for her, hugs Edwina, who is worrying about why Anthony hasn't proposed to Edwina. The text post by HeavensGhost reads “talking about your feelings is SO important I won't do it but u guys definitely should”

6: Anthony looks bewildered as Kate walks away after dressing him down at the conservatory ball. The text post by ChthonicIllness reads “you may ask yourself, what? and you may ask yourself, huh?????”

7: A half-dressed Anthony throws back a glass of alcohol on his way out of a brothel. The text post by GayDicks420 reads: “me: * has A Single Emotion * me:” followed by a string of dozens of alcoholic drink emoji.

8: After his mother tells him to visit a comatose Kate, Anthony stands alone in the drawing room attempting to get his emotions under control. His eyes are closed, his brow is furrowed, and his eyebrows are raised. The text post by EveryBidenJustHaveGoodTime reads “i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress”

9: Kate furrows her eyebrows in an expression of longing entreaty at the end of her last dance with Anthony. The text post by BlueGreySong reads “female protagonists in classic literatures be like what part of me rejecting your marriage proposal did you not understand i'm in love with you”

10: As the archbishop says the vows Anthony's supposed to repeat, Anthony, who is not listening, gazes intensely at Kate offscreen. The text post by GreenMossLoveIsReal1998ILoveYou reads “Can't talk rn dude, yearning."

/end ID]

[levinbolts]

valen: hey maybe u should go hide somewhere ur on a hit li-- ↳ ASTARION DISAPPROVES