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benetnvsch · 7 months

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BWOUFJ SO NORMAL ABT THEM-

#THIS EVENT IS FINALLY BEING RERUN LETS FOO #Saito finally home and it took me fucking one hundred and 60 rolls…………#I have 4sq now dhmu </3 #but aahhhh #love em ;;#kite plays fgo #also does anyone know how old in canon they’re supposed to be?#not that I care fgo ages make shit sense #everyone is at least ten years old than their canon ages u can bet on that #I just like to know aaa I think? Okita is canonically late teens?#and I’m guessing Saito is?? slightly older ? around the same age?#the thing is Okita looks and acts like she’s in her 20s to me I refuse to believe they’re All so young #pfff but man I adore Saitō #he’s such a girl failure #love his pathetic vibes and expressions that look like he’s in constant pain #just like me fr #and that silly jacket over his suit #he’s a pathetic sopping wet cat of a man and it personally has me captivated-

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flowerygarrland · 8 months

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Hot devils (that you know) in your area

#would you believe me if i told you i was just about to start working when a vision from the gods compelled me to draw this very image #anywaYS AHEM #baldur's gate 3 #my art #bg3 raphael #the anatomy ref had a phone and i was too tired to figure out what i could use as a replacement so bam hell phone idfk KUGSDKF #bg3 #suggestive #well he's trying to be anyway #girl failure my beloved #made this specifically for my one friend #[STARES YOU DEAD IN YOUR EYES - YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE]

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imperceiveable · 3 months

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idk is this anything?

#futurama fanart #futurama #year 2030 meme #my art #zoidberg is just kind of clueless #hermes is dead because if he was conscious this would all be luch more organized #leela takes action as the leader asking for help #amy is a (DJ) party girl at heart #bender has (attempted to) shoplift a sweater before so why not make a profit with his stealing talent #fry loves video games and I can imagine him being a streamer on par with jerma #zoidberg is being zoidberg #and I can imagine farnsworth having a side hustle to fund the delivery service which is constantly on the verge of complete failure #*much

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solarockk · 3 months

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13 year old tea

designs // first meeting

shiny duo pokemon au "Pokémon’s Shiny Jewels Sun&Moonstone" by @wyvernspirit and I

#geminitay fanart #pearlescentmoon fanart #smallishbeans fanart #ldshadowlady fanart #mcyt #pokemon au #pearlescentmoon #geminitay #joel smallishbeans #lizzie ldshadowlady #sol art #artist on tumblr #A wild Lizzie enters the chat #And Joel I guess #Hey look guys it’s Barbie! ..and Ken #shes everything.... hes just ken #love you joel #They’re having tea.. in a tea shop.. as in.. it might be a teapot👀#Ooo is that a wild cameo of a Katherine Elizabeth I see?#Is that the champion- oh no nevermind he’s still missing #Who’s that mysterious guy? Itsssss a loser #a girl failure #the best story of the AU and it’s not even the main plot point #how long can one run from their responsibilities? 13 years apparently!#we love him tho #i swear #not tagging who tho lol #joel might just be the funniest character btw #happy tuesday upload!#pokemon shiny jewels sun&moonstone

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mcmeasle · 30 days

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Kevin Day is truly the patron saint of everyone who had a friendship breakup as a teen that had no heterosexual explanation

#aftg #the sunshine court #all for the game #kevin day #I love Kevin day a normal amount #he is truly the girl failure of the ages #this man literally grew up in a cult and still managed to have like five situationships

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autoraton · 3 months

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Riz pulling so much weight for everyone and securing votes vs Kristen being the closest to failing out of school thus inadvertently screwing him. plus her inadvertently bringing Kalina back, who as it stands serves as an antagonistic and deeply painful force in Riz's life. there's just something really ripe and tragic about their friendship rn (even moreso if you wanna throw in the meta that the narrative was steered towards Riz running against Kipperlilly) and it's neither of their faults. I feel like I'm watching a disaster in slow motion.

#fantasy high #dimension 20 #kristen applebees #riz gukgak #fantasy high junior year #it's inevitable don't you understand it's inevitable #riz was always going to be deeply selfless and work himself to death to help his friends. he was never gonna say no.#kristen is put into a continuous series of deeply unfair situations and has to deal with the consequent pain of so much failure #do you understand me.#said all this in the tags of a funny gifset i was reblogging #before realising i can just make a post. i have a blog.#anyways i hope this didn't come off critical of kristen because i dont feel that way at all. literally this sucks so bad girl im sorry #chatter.txt

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hereforthebreadsticks · 6 months

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More kinda human versions of the Wife(tm)

#my art #trolls band together #john dory #your honor he’s my wife #girl failure

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bietrofastimoff23 · 2 months

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✨they're besties ✨

I just know that their first meeting was supposed to end in a fight, but Tai Lung saw how this loser couldn't use his own breath fire, and he was like, "ha-ha. well, this funny guy is my bff now ."

No, he didn't ask for Scott's opinion. He decided it for the two of them.

Tai Lung before and during a conversation with Scott:

#[ I think Scott has trouble breathing fire sometimes.#and this failure was the beginning of a friendship that he did not want #which he might have resisted #but eventually lost to the pressure of Tai Lung #And I like idea that Scott thinks Tai lung isn't cool enough for his popularity.#No seriously #just look at his behavior when he's fooling around.#Scott makes an effort to achieve at least a tenth of what Tai lung has even when he is ridiculous #They are SUCH mean girls of the spirit realm lmaoo ]#tai lung #scott kfp #kfp #kfp4 #kung fu panda #kung fu panda 4 #my post

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rebisrot · 7 months

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xoxo -the operator (but the x and the o are overlapping)

#if you saw me post and delete this 50 times NO YOU DIDNT LEAVE ME ALONEEEEEEEEEE #anyways ill make smth more finished at a later date but for now i gift you his silliness #hes so girl failure #i <3 you noise filter #marble hornets #alex kralie #mh fanart #alex marble hornets #alex mh #slenderman #marble hornets fanart #slenderverse #rebisrot #the operator

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ohnoohdeer · 8 months

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Laudna: I toss Pâté to Imogen

Imogen:

#critical role #cr spoilers #girl was ready to throw down with the rat 😭#he doesn't have eyes 😭#pate de rolo my failure son my beloved #imogen temult #laudna #pate de rolo

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khickuwa · 1 month

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oc x marius, skiploaf chp 46 redraw

#art #artist #fanart #illustration #illust #tears of themis #digital art #tears of themis fanart #sketch #comic #marius von hagen #oc #THE HIGHSCHOOL AU IS MADE IN A LAB FOR ME #i've been thinking about marius receiving the skiploaf treatment for the longest time #the new event was the final push to final making an oc for him #rosa is nice and all but i want marius to have someone who likes him for who he is regardless #who also happens to be a bit of a girl failure herself but she keeps trying her best anyways

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milkisgrossew · 7 days

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lazy redraw of a screen cap

(no colors + des' ugly mug w no hand below ) (+ screen cap ofc)

I drew his face B4 I drew the hand but I liked it too much to erase it 😔

#professor layton #desmond sycamore #emmy altava #aurora #the girls! I love them!#i actually don't like drawing des as much as the other characters but he's so easy to clown on it's hard to stop #hes one of my favorite 40 something yr old girl failure men #doesn't help that he's a theater kid too (takes one to know ome ig)#emmy my beloved frfr #ive not drawn aurora in so long she's so cute #my art

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bdsmrist · 11 months

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eyo kim a f*g fr cus what the fuck do u mean “the green goes well with the orange”?????? the green SHOES?!?! go well with kim’s orange JACKET?!?!? THOSE TWO THINGS ARENT EVEN AT CLOSE PROXIMITY TO EACH OTHER!!!!!!! WHAT DO U FUCKING MEAN “THEY LOOK WELL TOGETHER”?!:.?$.:! ALSO DO THEY?????? *DOES* green and orange look good together?!?!?!? aside from this homosexual aesthetic we have all just unanimously decided is the case????????? green and orange arent even complimentary colors. its just two random colors. like purple and green. do purple and green “look good together” aside from when its on a fkn halloween witch? im not mad im just saying lieutenant crocadiles got nothin to do w oranges. no one is looking at those damn shoes and thinking “hm, the detective’s shoes sure do match his partners aeropilot jacket swell” when theyre probably too distracted by harry’s insane tie or skimpy ass-tight disco pants— oh my god i just realized HARRY’S FUCKING JACKET IS GREEN OH MY GOD KIM WHY DONT JUST SAY THE JACKET LOOKS GOOD???? DID U FORGET THE HE HAS A GREEN JACKET ON?!?!?!?!?!? kim kitsuragi you stupid useless fruit why are u saying these nonsense things just say u think his shoes are cool and u want to fuck oh my god-

#that was a savoir faire failure on kims part #and a logic failure #harry is just too smitten to realize #‘i like the green goes well w the orange’ girl stfu #i was playing and i was so fucking confused as to what he was referring to cus i was like ‘but im not wearing any orange’#just #wow #f slur #disco elysium #harrykim #kimharry #kim kitsuragi #harry du bois

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mouselikesclowns · 10 months

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