#he's almost 40 and shes 19 if you're wondering why i don't like him that's A HUUGE red falg

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I posted 20 times in 2022

That's 20 more posts than 2021!

19 posts created (95%)

1 post reblogged (5%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@giggly-squiggily

I tagged 12 of my posts in 2022

Only 40% of my posts had no tags

#shigaraki tomura - 4 posts

#mirko - 3 posts

#tumblr milestone - 3 posts

#dabi - 3 posts

#toga - 2 posts

#eri - 2 posts

#dabi x hawks - 2 posts

#dustbunny - 2 posts

#touya todoroki - 1 post

#uraraka - 1 post

Longest Tag: 26 characters

#shiggy needs to laugh more

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

5 posts!

I was late but ok

1 note - Posted September 3, 2022

#4

I WILL MARRY YOU!

~This is Shigaraki x Mirko if you do not like then please leave

~K:KUROGIRI ~S:SHIGARAKI

~D:DABI

~T:OGA

M:MIRKO

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Shigaraki was sarcastically crying

K:"why are you crying"

S:"BECAUSE SHE GONNA MARRRY ME UHHHA AND THATS WHY IM CRYING"

K:" You're crying because you don't' marry her?"

S:"Yeah..."

dabi and toga laughing in the background

M:"I WILL MARRY MARRY YOU!"

S:"NOOOOOOOO NO!"

M:"YES I AM!"

S"NOOO!"

M:"YES!"

S:"NO"

moment of nothing

M:"YES!"

S:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Toga and dabi dying in the background

2 notes - Posted July 9, 2022

#3

If you want blood than "_______" for it

So i can tell you there is no and i mean NO ticklish toga and this world needs more so imma change that

Toga wanted Dabi's blood but she had to do something for the blood. Let us see what Dabi makes Toga do.

This has Ticklish Toga if you do not like than please leave

Lers:Dabi-------Lees:Toga

"Hey Dabi~" Toga said. "What .... can't you see i'm napping right now!" Dabi said looking a little pissed. "I ran out of your blood i need some more please" toga said with a smile that looked like a yandere. "Hmmmm, Nah i'm good" Dabi said starting to go back to his nap. "B-But Dabi i reallllly need it" Toga said almost pinning him to the couch.

Dabi saw what toga was trying to do so, he dodged Toga and pinned her to the couch. " oh, so you really want it, if you want then you have to call Endevor and say ' hey bitch what up aka the -100 pro hero oh wait i'm wrong -1000000000 pro hero' and the hang up" Dabi said with a smirk.

"no no i cant do that Dabi even if you tickle-" Toga paused there. " ohoho there is no turning back now is there vampire" Dabi said as he started tickling toga's sides. "dahahahbie sahahahp" she giggled."Not until you do it" Dabi chuckled. "Nhoohohoh" Toga helplessly giggled as Dabi started to go up to her ribs "ok ok ill do ihihit ill do ihuhit just shahap" Toga said." ok" dabi said.

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In the end they both got what they wanted

6 notes - Posted July 4, 2022

#2

My L.O.V ships

hotwings (both are switch) Dabi x Hawks

Izutogaocho izuku(bottom) x Toga(top) x uraraka(Middle)

DustBunny Mirko(top) x Shigaraki(bottom)

12 notes - Posted July 19, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

You need to have more "fun" in life (part 1)

Lees:Shigaraki/kurogiri|lers:Kurogiri/Shigaraki

As a Leader you must have everyone in the right spot so then they can be put in the right spot to make a good team but, Shigaraki was only so young and expected to run a team very well. Lets see what Kurogiri does about that

This is inprired by:@giggly-squiggily

Ty:ill make more part and this is part one.

There's barely any Ticklish Shigaraki so imma change that

{Ty:this is a tickle fight}

"Kurogiri could you pass me a glass?' the dusty villain said as He groaned at the same time. "Of course young master" as the Villain said and passing the glass. "Hard day? you look mad' Kurogiri said."mad? i'm not mad....I'M.PISSED.OFF" Shigaraki said and oh boy did he look pissed off,yep he was. "first off,Dabi is most likey to be off who knows where. Second, Toga and Twice went out to go murder some people for some "ShOw", And Compress lost my GLOVES, so now i've gotta where my artist gloves" Shigaraki said. "some days like these i wonder if i'm in a villain group or a babysitters group"

"Really, As a leader I must get the rhythm so then I can Assemble them in the right places" Shigaraki said as he finished his glass and put it to the side. "It's like a Puzzle But, you have to put all your effort into it" Shigaraki said. Kurogiri replaced it with "fun".

"Not eveything in life will be fun Kurogiri" Shiagarki said. Even though it was Expected of Him to run a Team, he was only 21 and it really hurt to see him like this it really did.

Before Shigaraki knew it Kurogiri was behind him, and he Didn't become Aware of that until he felt...something............Unexpected.

"What the-EK" shigara`ki said without getting to finish his sentence. He looked behind him and he saw Kurogiri wiggling his hand on his sides. "kurhohhaahhahaheheheahigii! whahaahaat thehehehe hehehehHAhehell!" shigaraki said while giggling. "see! It's good to have some fun at times! even when you're feeling down!"kurogiri said while tickling shigaraki "swapaahahahhahahp" shiagarki said.

Was this really how "fun" felt, he couldn't agure with that he was feeling better...... but still!

Then he grabed Kurogiri. "tahahahke thheheheis" shigaraki said tickling the older mans sides while gilding them. "Hehehe pl-hehese" Kurogiri said. "HUH? I CANNOT UNDERSTAND YOU" shigaraki said tessingly."WHAT IS SOOOOOO FUNNY ANYWAYS?" shigaraki said sarcastically also getting behind him. Now they were near the couch. "Shiihihihihihehegarki pl-plhehehhese" Kurogiri said.

Without hesitation Kurogiri turned around and pinned him to the couch. "wait Kurogiri w-we can talk about this right?" shiagaraki said. and before he knew it kurogiri aimed for is worst second spot his underarms. "WHAIAIAIT ST-HOHOHP" shigaraki said helplessly, and with a rare shade of redish pinkish blush."OMG PLEASSESSE GAHAHHAHA" shiagaraki said with teary eyes. "hmmm..... bad spot?" Kurogiri teased. "NOHOHOHO TEASESEING" shiagarki said "OKHAHAY OKA-HAHA-HAHAH-STOHOHOHOP" Shigaraki said. "ok,ok i'll stop" kurorgiri said with a smirk. "heh..heh your....so....fucking evil" shiagarki said. "oh come one i know you liked it" Kurogiri said giggling he just could hold it in anymore. Shigaraki looked embarrassed "h-hey don't laugh i'm mad".

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Well that's the end also this my first post yeah bye :)

15 notes - Posted July 2, 2022

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7. Here We Go

For age references, Bella and her bandmates are 19. Luke and Calum are 40, Mike is 41, Ash is 43. Petunia is immortal because I refuse to admit she would be dead by this time because I love her almost as much as I love Luke.

Warnings: Mentions of pregnancy and sex; Minor undetailed violence

Words: 571

Dad’s Best Friend Masterlist

When we got to the restaurant, my dad was already there waiting. He seemed less than impressed seeing Luke and I walk in together.

"What's he doing here?" Dad asked as he hugged me.

"You'll see," I smiled slightly. "Is Devin here yet?"

"Devin's coming too?" Dad tilted his head.

"Yeah," I nodded. "It's a family thing. You'll see."

"I don't like surprises."

"You don't like anything," I pointed out as Devin walked in.

"Oh, god, what did I do now?" she frowned, seeing all of us.

"You didn't do anything," Luke assured with a laugh as he hugged her. 

"Bella?"

"You're good," I nodded, smiling at her as the waitress led us to a table. I was thankful she led us to a square table and not a booth so we didn't have to deal with Devin and Dad asking why Luke and I sat next to each other.

"So, what's up?" Devin looked at me. I glanced at Luke.

"We have something we need to tell you," he spoke softly.

"Nope," Dad shook his head. "I don't know where this is going but I don't like it."

"Dad," I said quietly, "I'm pregnant." His eyes went wide. "And it's Luke's." The table fell silent and stayed that way for a good five minutes. Luke held my hand tightly under the table.

"I'm going to give you a chance to redeem yourself," Dad finally spoke, looking at Luke. "Was this a one time thing or have you regularly been fucking my daughter behind my back?"

"It's not like that, Mike," Luke frowned. 

"Then what's it like?!" Dad yelled, making a few people look at us.

"We've been dating for nine and a half months," I spoke quietly, staring at the table. I heard Dad get up and walk away before hearing Devin speak.

"And you're telling us now because you've decided to keep the baby?" she asked, reaching across the table and grabbing my free hand.

"Yeah," I nodded, looking at her. "I'm so sorry I didn't tell you sooner. I was-"

"Scared," she nodded. "I get it. I'm not mad. I mean, I kinda am that you thought this would change things but it doesn't. And you," she looked at Luke. "If you hurt her, I won't hesitate to break your nose." I laughed quietly.

"I don't plan on hurting her," Luke assured.

"Yeah, bet you didn't plan on fucking her either," Devin shot back. I laughed more.

"I'm gonna go talk to him," Luke squeezed my hand, standing up and walking outside. I sighed.

"So, the day you were leaving his room?" I nodded. "You know, I guess Dad can't be mad at me because I'm fucking Ashton now," she smiled.

"You're fucking Ash? When did that start?" 

"About halfway through the tour. I was leaving his room when I caught you."

"I guess this is why we're best friends," I laughed, shaking my head.

"Do you think Mike is gonna kill him?"

"I'm betting it's a fifty-fifty chance."

"That's fair," she nodded. 

About five minutes later, Dad and Luke walked back inside. Luke had a busted lip but was smiling wide. Dad sat back in his seat, looking at me.

"So, how do you plan on telling the fans?" he asked.

"Um, haven't thought that far ahead yet," I admitted as Luke sat down. "Are you okay?"

"I'm wonderful," he smiled, kissing my head.

"Cute," Devin smiled.

[god-save-the-keen]

Rory Gilmore time!

1. "Nothing excites me before 11:00."

2. "I really do hate everyone today,  including myself."

3. "I  just got hit by a deer!"

4. "I  think I may have loved you, but I need to just let it go."

8. "Like, ‘Stop eating the paste’ special?"

5. "I love you, you idiot."

6. "The dress is fine. The person in it, however…"

7. "One of those moments when everything is so perfect and so wonderful that… you almost feel sad because nothing could ever be this good again."

8. "I should hate you, not miss you. Make me hate you."

9. "Says the woman/man with a Hello Kitty waffle iron."

10. "Name, I promise, the only way you could be more important to me is if you had a Kit-Kat  bar growing out of your head."

11. "No, he/she’s not, we broke up. No, oh no, I’m sorry, he/she broke up, I thought we were  just taking some time, but apparently, I’m a moron!" 

12. "I can take running  into him every day in the halls, and in the paper and the coffee cart… Oh my  god! I'm gonna have to quit drinking coffee! And I love coffee!"

13. "I think I may have loved you, but I just  need to let it go. So, that's it, I guess. Um, I hope you're good. I want you  to be good, and, um, okay, so, goodbye."

14. "Did you do something slutty?"

15. "I'll eat to that."

16. "Oh my god, he kissed me." 

17. "Are you ever gonna ask me out? You flirt with me. You act like you like me."

18. "That okay, there's nothing to see. Name1's in a Speedo, Name2's in a skirt, Name3's in assless chaps." "Oh my God, stop! I'm never gonna be able to close my eyes again."

19. "Hey, I have an idea! Why don't you just pretend we did and go around acting really immature. Oh wait..."

20. "We need perspective." "We need therapy."

21. "What do you mean what am I doing? I'm ranting! You should recognize it, I learned it from you."

22. "You'll find someone else." "What if there is no one else?" "Then you'll get some cats."

23. "So you mean someone broke into our house, went past our TV, our stereo and our jewelry, then headed straight for the booster club cashbox, took $18 and left the rest?"

24. "They haven't had any cocktails yet." "Really?" "Oh yeah, when they start having cocktails we're gonna have to hide you."

25. "Hey, I haven't been dressed by a bird since I was two."

26. "Oh my God, just eat the burger already!"

27. "You need to start napping in the afternoons."

28. "Would you really feel guilty?"

29. "Which means you lied about why you came over."

30. "You're squirming. I've never seen you squirm. It's entertaining."

31. "But then you guys talked and eventually, time went by, and now you love him."

32. "Please, don't walk away like that!"

33. "Name, how much do you like this girl/boy?" "Do what you gotta do, Name."

34. "Hey, I got your note." "Yeah, well, putting it in the mallomars was a pretty safe bet."

35.*Rory, holding burger with two hands, puts her pinky up.* "Being a lady is hard."

36. "There's more of them!" "Name, the flowers on the wallpaper are not growing or reproducing."

37. "Okay, our house is burning down, and you can save the cake or me. What do you choose?"

38. "I need you to be serious here." "You're wearing a newspaper on your head and you want me to be serious?"

39. "I have multiple personalities, it might be one of me."

40. "My sister recognized you from the pictures in my box." "In what box?" "The box of stuff I have of us. Pictures and letters and everything I got from you." "You have a Name box?"

41. "Don't take this the wrong way, but get out."

42. "Just making an observation." "Great. We'll build a dome over you and jam a telescope in your head."

43. "You can't just say a normal sentence right? Just 'Hey, lets talk' is too dull for you?"

44. "So, what time does the judgmental express arrive?" "Grandma gets here at noon."

45. "You whine, you complain, you act like a child." "I do not." "I had to pay you five bucks once so you wouldn't go in sweats."

46. "Ladies and gentlemen, the drama king and queen of *Place*."

47. "What, are you afraid?" "Of going into a strange city with two guys I don't know? Yeah!"

48. "I want a pet." "You have me!"

49. "What the hell is wrong with you?"

50. "Do you have any idea how many people you've hurt? What is wrong with you? Forget it, I wouldn't expect you to understand."

51. "How many languages can you say "none of your business" in?"

52. "You did not." "I did too!" "You did not, because you are not stupid! Slimey and weasily yes, but stupid no."

53. "Nothing happened! We fell asleep!"

54. "I got kissed! And I shoplifted!"

55. "The cops shut down an eight year old's birthday party?" "And arrested the clown."

56. "Name! Who's your friend?" "I don't know, but this is Name."

57. "And just what is wrong with you? You already have everything! What the hell is wrong with you that you have this constant need to be the biggest jerk in the entire world?"

58. "Would you like me to drive so you can continue your diatribe?"

59. "It's not that bad." "Do you want a mirror?" "I'm taking it off."

60. "You're feeling pretty good about yourself right now, aren't you?"

61. "You're happy." "Yeah." "Did you do something slutty?"

62. "A little nervous breakdown can really work wonders for a girl/boy."

63. "Did you hear what she called us? 'Adorable.' She called us an adorable couple."

64. "God! You are like a pop-up book from hell!"

65. "Why doesn't he like me?" *Crying on the floor.*

66. "Can't you shut up for five seconds? Thank you."

67. "I cannot do this alone."

68. "I'm madly in love with you." "Well, good luck with that."

69. "Why did you come here?" "Because you didn't say goodbye."

70. *Hangover.* "Ugh, I need a taco."

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