#he's collecting them in the wild

[suzie-shooter]

[respectthepetty]

One of my favorite things about Yak is the way he looks at Dee.

And not those heart-emoji eyes, but the horrified looks he keeps giving Dee as he continues to learn more about Dee.

Because when they met in the doctor's office, Yak was merely offended.

But when Dee told him to purchase the condoms, Yak was rattled.

And even though he was all for the sex, each time Dee asked him if he was tasty, Yak paused in confusion.

Oh, and Yak's entire being was shook when Dee stated he didn't give a fuck about Yak's name.

Yak had already dealt with a drunk Dee before but seeing Dee strip off his clothes with minimal warning caused Yak to freeze.

He went on a facial journey when Dee showed up at his job to convince him to be his fake boyfriend.

He stopped chewing once he realized Dee wanted some of his food.

And he freaked out for a second when he thought Dee had been recording their sex.

But nothing beats his face when he realized Dee lied to him about the food.

Yak is constantly figuring out that he is dealing with a crazy man,

yet is still very much into him!

Pendejo (affectionately)

Qué wey

[bagelrites]

when the drair covers the dreyes...

[carcarrot]

'Spark-ling Russ Writes To You': A collection of writings from Russell Mael's weekly column in Mirabelle magazine, 1974, pt. 1 (pt. 2)

[bugeyedfreaks]

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[atrenchcoatofteaandspite]

I love that David Tennant has now played 6 different characters on Doctor Who

Edit: I have been reminded that it's eight, I'm obsessed with how many times they just decide he's also someone else

[drawnecromancy]

Sometimes a silly bird disguised as a human sits on a dragon's hoard of gold and tries to seduce him.

Community label for it being vaguely suggestive I guess.

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[tennis-kittens]

AO 2024 • Doubles • R1 • Miscellaneous

[yikes-ajax]

Thinking about how deranged this thanksgiving was.

I hit a kid with my cane. I popped so many painkillers. I hit a kid with my cane again. I went black Friday shopping and came back only with things that weren't on sale. I hit that kid with my cane so hard in the shin he's gonna need a cane, too. I had a religious crisis. I threw my cane at that kid in the passenger seat because he said I don't need handicap parking. Some dude dressed in a really nice santa costume was just standing at the end of his driveway waving at cars and I barked violently at him. I fucking punched that kid. I spent more money on a dog than my family. I still bought that kid ice cream because I hate him but I hate the company I took the money from more. At some point I just fell asleep under the dinner table. I played Minecraft with that kid and he's a fucking loser. I had a whole therapy session in the car trauma dumping for the two hour drive home. I'm going to ruin that kids life I'm just too tired right now. It's been days and I still feel hungover. I didn't even drink.

Needless to say I think the spirit of doctor House possessed me for thanksgiving. Either way 10/10 would do again and Christmas is either gonna put me in jail or back on Lexapro

[vendriin]

Toy Story (1995)

[sleepy-bunbun-ace]

i come back to the submas tag again to talk about emmet aus (i'll make a masterpost soon)

this time i want to put my own spin on the "emmet is suspected and accused of ingo's murder when ingo goes missing".

emmet has to run away from unova as a whole. everyone (even his own friends and family) accuse him of killing ingo. he knew he wasn't as popular or well liked as ingo, but not to this extent. he flees in the middle of the night, only updating his depot agents on where he is. they're the only ones who know the truth and defend their boss' name at all costs.

he travels across the world, evading the authorities and leagues of each region he visits. the only things he has left to his name are his and ingo's teams, his new xtrans, and a few clothes. well, that is until he arrives in sinnoh.

you see, giratina still feels guilty of what happened in hisui so when emmet appears in turnback cave, it has a deal ready. become its conduit and keep it company in the distortion world, and emmet will be able to walk freely throughout the distortion world to escape the outside world and maybe find ingo in the process.

emmet accepts the deal.

cut to a year later when a stranger dressed in strange clothing arrives in hisui. they look so much like warden ingo. if it weren't for the strange clothing, always present smile or red eyes, they would've been identical to him!

they're about to leave to go off exploring again when said warden hesitantly calls out their name.

"emmet...?"

[wereshrew-admirer]

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[vaugarde]

another thing i really love about cassette beasts is like, yes its very obviously got pokemon influence even when you ignore that theyre from the same genre (and i gotta stress INFLUENCE here, not ripoff) but its also got enough content to stand on its own feet. like this isnt just “pokemon to the left”, its a character focused survival story focused on helping out the community and doing your part, that involves connections and fusions and an entire overworld full of puzzles and quests. its a ton of fun

[sucktacular]

Friends please witness these lil naked idiots that need a bath

[non-operator]

on one hand, i don't want a sequel to disco elysium because then it would mean there has to be a "canon" version of harry

on the other hand, i want to see kim kitsuragi in more Situations

my proposal is that the disco elysium sequel should let us play a new Amnesiac Fuck-Up Cop and kim is assigned to them, but this time he knows the drill

[anghraine]

Family drama, but: my mother's family keeps talking about selling off/getting rid of stuff that her dead father promised her and ... aghghghhhhhh.