#he's insufferable but i love him

[moths-in-the-coat]

OC PROFILE #7: ORIGINAL UNIVERSE (ARMAGEDDON)

"Fear not, for I am DEXTER... former messenger of... The Big Guy."

ꙮ name: Unknowable to mortals, goes by DEXTER ꙮ nicknames: Dex, Dexy ꙮ age: No concept of age ꙮ birthday: Unknown, celebrates on December 17 ꙮ star sign: None? ꙮ birthplace: Primum Mobile, Paradiso, Heaven ꙮ hometown: The Empyrian, Paradiso, Heaven ꙮ ethnicity: None, just a Seraph ꙮ nationality: Heaven... ese? ꙮ languages spoken: ALL ꙮ gender: No concept of gender, any pronouns, he/him for consistency ꙮ sexuality: Pansexual (despite being unable to copulate)

ii.– appearance

ꙮ description: DEXTER is a Seraph, one of the higher-ranking angels in Heaven. His true form is incomprehensible to most beings, so their form varies. When interacting with anyone of a lower rank, he appears with a tall humanoid form with a head shaped like an Ophanim (gold rings, covered in eyes) and three pairs of white wings. ꙮ height: (perceivable form) 8'8" (264 cm.), (true form) 30'4" (925 cm.) ꙮ weight: Unknown ꙮ other distinguishing features: Variable

iii.– personality

ꙮ positive traits: understanding, trustworthy, open-minded, mature, wise ꙮ neutral traits: deadpan, sarcastic, frank, honorable, perfectionist ꙮ negative traits: nitpicky, manipulative, morbid, blunt, know-it-all ꙮ likes: cloudwatching, coffee, long naps, sweaters, relaxing ꙮ dislikes: strenuous labor, staying up late, cherubs, horror movies, cold temperatures ꙮ fears: The Big Guy. That's it. ꙮ hobbies: knitting, journaling, watching movies, cryptography ꙮ talents: intimidation, reasoning, swordfighting, writing, knitting

iv.– abilities

ꙮ status: Seraph ꙮ weapons: so fucking much. they can melt people, blind people, decapitate them with a sword, whatever. lotta manners of killing.

v.– relationships

ꙮ friends: Sammy Braddock, Ariel Merihem, most other angels (except for cherubs) ꙮ enemies: most lower-ranking demons, all demons with influence ꙮ love interest: an Ophanim named "FRANKIE"

vi.– backstory

Like all Seraphim, DEXTER was created by The Big Guy in the Primum Mobile to be a messenger. Still, they were taken out of commission after it was decided that guardian angels would be a better option for bettering humanity. After several thousand years of doing just about nothing (since The Big Guy doesn't let anyone higher than a Dominion descend to the mortal realm anymore since mortals are awful), he's getting tired and is ready for a change of pace.

…and then the fic starts.

vii.– other

ꙮ fashion style: semi-formal, cozy, light academia ꙮ voice claim: Harlan Ellison (specifically as AM) ꙮ theme song: Thirteen Angels Standing Guard 'Round The Side of Your Bed- Silver Mt. Zion ꙮ assorted fun facts: He has a flock of sheep. He's good at lying, despite it being a sin. His favorite show is Good Omens. His percievable form is 8'8 and his true form is over 30 feet tall. He enjoys Sisters of Mercy and Fields of the Nephilim. He can sleep just about anywhere.

[cashmoneyyysstuff]

katsuki hits the back of your knees with the grocery cart when you’re out shopping and the way you look back at him makes him wheeze every time.

[blotsjunkyard]

Zuko, age 15

what i did instead of working on wips or for my internship. adios.

[subzeroparade]

make your lullabies and take care of the rest

[vaguely-concerned]

the fact that irving canonically survives through the end of asunder to be at wynne's funeral is so fucking funny to me. nothing but love and respect for MY unstoppable cockroach morally grey machiavellian mage dad!!! he's survived in his position through multiple attempted rites of annulment and blood mage plots popping up left right and center around him. the chantry keeps trying to stamp him out but his dodge game is simply out of this world, divine. civil wars, political machinations and minefields, chantry atrocities, this wily old motherfucker is dodging and weaving his way through it all, not-quite-no-hits-taken-running-it-but-honestly-close-enough-under-the-circumstances style. if solas does succeed in tearing down the veil I would fully believe that one of the like three people still alive at the end of it all would be a very weary 90 year old first enchanter irving going 'oh this shit again huh'. the maker has cursed him for his hubris and his paperwork is never finished (affectionate, it's fine he canonically loves paperwork)

[introspectivememories]

been watching mashle and oh my god, the eugenics???? the way lance's parents were so ready to give up their daughter??? no second thought???? just "why did this child have to be born to us?"???? um everyone talking in mash's face about how non-magic people are inherently worthless???? the triple line dude fucking making dolls out of people and somehow no one??? is??? checking him???? and then when questioned immediately jumping into "well humans are little more than mindless beasts and i will become a creator deity and reshape the world in my liking!"????? the, um, corruption in the government??? the way this story is so clearly "h*rry p*tter if it was actually funny"??? the slytherin coded characters are blood purists???? they took out hufflepuff??? one of the magia lupus' mage's powerset was just big shuriken???? another one is rip off kisame???? lance is a siscon and the first thing mash says is "that doesn't make it better"???? lemon is genuinely so fuckin funny??? dot is incel-coded but like in a funny way??? dot says that lance is playing life on "easy mode" cause lance has a good face??? dot likes tea??? dot has good manners??? everybody only has one spell they can use??? finn ames is like if you transported is regular human into this stupid ass world??? i think the old man and the cop have explored each others bodies.

[mahi-does-some-art]

What if, instead of the Sorcerers' Society being just a small organization with a headquarters, it was instead a hidden city or capital where not only could sorcerers go to for assistance and to get their licenses, but could safely live and learn without having to put so much effort into hiding their magic from general human public? (Something similar to Witch Hat Atelier perhaps)

A hidden away capital with houses and apartments and magical shops selling everything a sorcerer would ever need. Where they can safely converse on the street and network and apprentices can talk to each other and swap tales of their lessons and masters.

Out in the expanse of the human world, it's hard to come by each other so having a place to live like that would be great.

But also it would make Solomon getting chased out by a dragon so much funnier (or sadder) since he and the mystery apprentice would have been the ones to found the Sorcerers' Society in the first place.

He would probably own his own house there and come back there whenever there was a meeting he had to attend or some urgent matter to discuss. Solomon wouldn't stay there longer than he usually had to and his property is usually empty.

But when sorcerers usually take in an apprentice, that apprentice lives with their master in order to make the most of learning opportunities and a lot of them tend to move back to the Sorcerers' Society for convenience.

If Solomon was able to convince MC to live with him for "educational purposes" completely separate from the brothers and Devildom, who's to say he wouldn't give living amongst his peers an honest try once more?

[kb11rd]

Alright man alright.

[rowanisawriter]

im miles edgeworth the star prosecutor and i Travel on airplane with a full chess set and a massive book of Law with my frilly bookmark for a spot of Light Reading

[oplishin]

"hit me. if that's what's gonna make you feel better, hit me. hit me as many times as you need to to get this out of your system- do it right, and do it right now. hit me, dammit."

Monday Night Raw, July 17, 2017 | I Don’t Smoke, Mitski | Royal Rumble, 2022 | The Drowning Faith, RF Kuang | Wrestlemania 40 | Soft Sounds From Another Planet, Japanese Breakfast | Monday Night Raw, June 2, 2014

[moeblob]

I spent way too much time on this for it to be mostly beans.

[seiwas]

instagram dump with your selfship! (model/actor!au sel x satoru ver.)

seltoru behind-the-scenes dump — work days and winding down~

liked by sstoru and others

sellybelly last week's shenanigans ✨ 1: shoot day! 📸 2: nails sponsored by mr. gojo satoru 💅 3. loved our outfits for the awards 🥺 (thank you dior! 💫) 4. that feeling when you change into home clothes tho >> 5. maybe he's pretty sometimes 🙄 6. caught him in the act (texting me during a meeting 😭) 7. satoru in hair & makeup (some good sleep he's had there 🤧) 8. our lil treat to end the week 🍓😋 9. phone hijacked by mr. gojo satoru 🧿🧿 👁️👁️

sstoru knew you were obsessed with me 😌

thanks for the tag my love @tteokdoroki this was so so fun 🥺 tagging: anyone else who wants to do this!! it's so pretty and so fun 🥺

[yrrtyrrtwhenihrrthrrt]

People talk a lot about how Movie Ambrosius would hate Comic Ambrosius if they ever met but not enough attention is given to the fact that I don't think Boldheart would be much of a fan of Blackheart either like. Boldheart has very "heroism" values and is not very morally gray (he's actually really similar to comic Ambrosius the more I think about it). He would understand some of it but for the most part would not be even a little okay with half the shit Blackheart pulled.

Boldheart:

"what do you mean you had no choice but to become a villain?? You weren't accused of a crime?? They just fired you, you had other marketable skills and nobody was even trying to blow you up and murder you!!! What the fuck is your excuse??? You were pissed off?????"

"what do you MEAN YOU POISONED THE CROPS!???"

"What do you MEAN you BASHED HIS HEAD IN AT THE BAR??? I felt bad because I yelled at him and didn't say I love you back!!!"

Bonus:

Movie Nimona (sweating nervously after hearing about how Comic Nimona terrorized a whole city killing countless innocent people and nearly tore Ambrosius to shreds): "haha that's sick dude"

[drop-dead-dropout]

Never ever ever getting over Smith and Jones because you know the doctor could've just hid in a broom closet somewhere if he needed to check the place out but he CHOSE to admit himself as a patient KNOWING they'd check his heartbeat. This man really said I'm about to ruin a med student's entire life

[echoishere69]

Had an argument with my two brothers about Logan’s gayness.

Brother one said: “Have you seen how many women he’s slept with?” And “He’s literally in love with Jean.”

Brother two only said: “He’s not gay.”

I then rebutted with the tension between him and Scott not only in the movies but in the comics as well. Brother one said “Yeah it was just stay away from my girl tension.”

Can you tell I’m the only queer in my household??

(Also as a note, I am a big multi shipper and I believe in a poly relationship between them all.)

[enden-k]

OH GOD YES IT WAS ABSOLUTELY WORTH RRHHHHHRHHAHHAHH WIFE IS HERE