#he's the raccoon man

[depressedtheatrekiddo]

Steddie kinda famous AU(?) | Genderfluid Stevie <3 | Eddie is a rat man and I laugh at him (I would probably be like that if I was Steve Harrington husband but that's not about me) | Live laugh love Stevie | Pushing the history teacher Steve agenda because he's a variant of Hob Gadling >:D

[I'm sorry if it has errors it's been a while since I had written something in English (it's not my first language) so whatever mistake I have feel free to tell me and I'll edit <3]

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Corroded Coffin seemed to be popular, things were getting better for them, they still had to do part time job because of that 'what if?' but things were going well. Definitely.

In an interview they asked about a song, the meaning. And the shit man Eddie Munson is, he answered with a grin on his face "That's about Stevie, as most of them".

And the fans went crazy, trying to find someone with that name in the Corroded Coffin set or working at some usual bar they played at.

"They is a history teacher" Eddie Munson told the world in another interview "and we are married" he showed the camera a ring he had next to his guitar pick on his neck, he had the biggest smirk on his face.

Then Corroded Coffin were guests of a fundraising gala, they were asked to play at it to attract more people. It was a fancy gala tho, everyone was in their bests dresses and all.

"This one's for my beautiful angel there, who looks as gorgeous as always" And Eddie winked at a special balcony of the vip guests.

Most of the public saw Eddie laughing softly, but they didn't know why. In that balcony a lovely brunette in a marion blue dress gave the guitarist and second voice of Corroded Coffin the middle finger as he had a stupid lovely gaze on their face while she blushed a little.

"Yeah love ya too sweetie" Eddie chuckled before starting with the show.

Later at the gala people saw Eddie Munson next to the tall brunette in that marion dress.

"So are you Eddie's girlfriend?" An interviewer asked, he looked at Stevie with those eyes Eddie didn't like.

But Eddie laughed as he waited for Steve's answer, that was going to be good as hell, they had the bitchy face on.

"Not a girl" Steve smirked "And definitely not his girlfriend, nor boyfriend, nor partner" She looked down at the man, who seemed so little compared to them "He's my husband"

"I am" Eddie smiled so stupidly in love as he looked up at Stevie, who usually wasn't that tall but with the black heels they was wearing today the difference was more than usual.

"Uh— Yeah" The interviewer looked at different places to get outta there

"You got any problem with that sir?"

"N-no it's perfectly fine ma'am— I mean sir— I mean—"

Steve snorted "Come on darling, let's go somewhere else without this kind of people"

And where Stevie went Eddie followed

The amount of edits with the song 'walk him like a dog' after that gala were more than years the Earth has.

"Teddy, look, another one" Steve chuckled as she showed Eddie his phone.

"Stop with that, you menace" Eddie laid down on the couch, next to his significant other, trying to take their phone away playfully.

"Erica is going to bully you so bad" Stevie giggled.

"And Red too" Eddie sighed "Jesus Christ, Stevie I am like that always?"

"It's cute"

"I hate you" Eddie muttered as Steve put on the baseball match of today.

"Love you too sunshine" She smiled softly as they started playing with Eddie's hair.

[ghouljams]

What is the Fandom uwu-soft-boy-ification of König? Is it not hotter to imagine he rolled over to grab a cigarette after sex and offered to call you a cab? Maybe he asks if you want some weed before you go?? Also sorry he ripped your underwear he'll venmo you for it.

Like???? The emotional detachment, the free sex on hand whenever he's in town, the way he gives you a crisp 100 euro note and tells you to grab something for yourself while you're grabbing condoms? Is the money legit? You don't know but it spends like it is so don't mind if you do. Is that not hot???

[aellivi]

Still figuring out how I want to draw this guy.

[wrenkos]

karl is like a cat to me

[raccoon-in-a-dumpster]

Sgt. Norman G. Allen

time taken: 4h 35m

i somewhat traced some of the sprites i used, esp for the hands and revolver. but everything else i did on my own, i also did my usual sketching process. hes so silly

PLEASE REBLOG MY WORK!

[jmorpart]

Hello hello everyone! I’ve finally caved in and joined tumblr, I have not a darn clue how to use this app really, but anywho; I’m an Artist with a huge hyperfixation on BG3, not sure what to do for my first post so here’s some of my favorite recent drawings and sketches! (plus some WIPs!) Hope this reaches the right audience lol.

I’m hoping to use this page mostly for fixation ramblings and sketches with the occasional finished piece and oc art. Hoping to meet fellow BG3 fans here 👉👈💕 I’m most active over on insta, @ J.Morp_Art

[fictionadventurer]

The more I learn about Civil War politics, the more I'm convinced that Lincoln's most impressive and useful leadership trait was that he never let his pride get in the way of doing his job.

Other people in Lincoln's position would have come to Washington with something to prove. They'd have resented the insults and tried to disprove them. They'd have tried to seize power and credit, rejected help, spent a lot of time trying to reach a certain level of respect.

Lincoln's response to, "You're just a backwoods lawyer with no executive experience who makes too many dumb jokes," was pretty much always, "Yeah. And?" He had no interest in petty personal power plays. He had a country to run. There was a war on. It didn't matter what people thought of him so long as the job got done.

He was aware of his personal shortcomings and was always willing to accept advice and help from people who had more knowledge and experience in certain areas. He presided over a chaotic Cabinet full of abrasive personalities who thought they were better and smarter than him, but he kept working with them because they could get the job done. For example: Stanton was absolutely horrible to him when they were both working as lawyers. Just incredibly mean on a personal level. But when Lincoln needed someone to replace Cameron, he swallowed his pride and appointed Stanton as Secretary of War, where Stanton proceeded to be mean to everyone in the world, but he whipped that department into shape and kept it running efficiently through a very chaotic war. Pretty much no one except Lincoln would have been able to put up with that. He could put up with people who were personally difficult if they could do the job he needed them to do--which he was only able to do because his own ego didn't get in the way.

Lincoln's example is a prime demonstration of how humility isn't underrating yourself--it's being so secure in your own abilities and identity that you don't need to attack anyone or defend yourself to prove your worth. He knew his shortcomings, but he also knew his strengths. He was willing to give other people credit for successes and take blame upon himself for failures if it kept things running smoothly. He was secure enough in his own power that he could deal generously--but firmly--with people who tried to undermine him. In a city full of huge egos, in a profession that rewards puffed-up pride, that levelheaded humility is an extremely rare trait--which is what made it so impressive and effective.

[keithbutgay]

I find it funny when people say that Hugo is the stronger of the two. Like, I know Donella trained him and all but have you looked at that man?? He's a freaking TWIG. Varian "grew up on a farm" Ruddiger could snap him in half without even trying

Hugo: Do you trust me?

Varian: Not as far as I could throw you.

Hugo: *looks at Varian's biceps* So pretty far then

[cult-rangoons]

he looks different every time i draw him but i think i wanna stick with this vibe

Drink!!water!!!

[thesmellofcitrus]

boop his nose. tell him hes a good boy. TELL HIM HES A GOOD BOY

[2fortred]

tf2 oc things.

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Wait-

What about your Human AU, when does Eddie get into the lake?!

uhhhh *rolls dice* the group gets Shitfaced™️ and Eddie wakes up on a partially flooded raft in the middle of yeah, the lake <3 no idea how he got there <3

[fishedeyelenz]

furry billy is canon and real actually

[fullsaw]

He looks so uncomfy let him cut the sleeves off

[misandriste]

AVAN JOGIA as LEON S. KENNEDY RESIDENT EVIL: WELCOME TO RACCOON CITY 2021

[blkkizzat]

So @ryomens-vixen has introduced me to the Tiktok meme of Toji and his raccoons. Does anyone else know what this is?! I know there’s some with Toji and rats but the raccoons are funnier to me.

I guess the tea is the nigga is such a homeless hobo that he’s trained like a legion of raccoons to like steal shit and dig through garbage for him.

But now we have a whole world of headcanons on what coexisting with Toji and his raccoons would be like. Like how they live with us and we get them to do chores, help raise Megumi and how I have to fight his raccoon baby momma who is trying to get Toji back (thank you @littlemochabunni for that one 😭).

Also how Gojo accidentally ran one over and it’s been beef ever since.

Now I really want to write out a list of headcanons or a fic for this but I want to know if anyone else knows wtf this is 🤣🤣.