#he's what i expected but also not u kno what i mean????? but in a good way!!!!

[heizcu]

congrats to h.eizou for being released i love him sm

[queer-n-here]

u already kno wassup !!!!

eldritch abomination reader who has come to originally destroy the world, but was enchanted by their 'one', ( aka sigma, atsushi, and mushitaro or someone of ur choice ) and instead devotes their entire time stalking and invading their lovers mind, pulling them into the readers all devouring aura.

( ur honor they are madly in love ) they dont quite have a proper form but has slowly been constructing one bc their lovers coworkers/friends don't believe they exist "you always go out on dates with this mysterious person and you always rant and rave about them, but not once have we seen them. are you just making them up or something?"

so eventually reader finally constructs the perfect form and comes to their workplace to get them for their date ( that involves tentacles, mind fucks, and breeding ) . Reader basically envokes primal fear in everyone and will kill anyone who hurts what is theirs ♡. major weird ask but it is a random and specific Need i have

~ 🕸

Long time no see 🕸️ bro! Btw, thank you, this just made my writer's block evaporate.

Is it weird that I totally loved every single part of this?

Also, I had no fucking idea what an eldritch abomination is, so I did some research bout them!

This ended up becoming 100% fluff, hope you like it!

Contents: Eldritch abomination reader who sees Atsushi and goes heart eyes

Warnings: Fluff, powerful reader, mind manipulation, shit ton of stuff that doesn't fully make sense but whatever, it's Atsushi even if I haven't mentioned his name (because I felt like the Eldritch would be like 'that's too simple a name for me to address my love with')

EDIT: Soooo, I may have confused myself on what an Eldritch horror is 😅 I kind of imagine smth like Dormamu from Dr. Strange tbh hehehe

You had arrived at that small universe to satisfy your thirst of destruction, to watch it crumble under your power as faces of fear and misery looked up at you, their lives at your mercy. And yet, you found yourself thinking of that vision less and less.

It was not going as you had expected.

Nowadays, you were focused more on that boy that you had started watching. His house was located quite close to the woods you had chosen as your home.

You were everywhere, and always watching everything, but you needed a headquarters of sorts to concentrate your power for it to be more effective, and that was why you had chosen the woods.

You had expected him to be the first of your victims, yet now you found yourself growing less and less fond of that idea. He was not meant to be killed. He was meant to be taken care of.

Not only was he so incredibly small and three-dimensional (like most of these 'humans') he was also wonderfully precious, like a small-sized treasure that slowly began meaning everything to you.

So after months of watching him, you finally gave into your desire of meeting him in person. You changed your form to the one with the simplest dimensions, not wanting to make him lose his mind the way you did others.

He had stepped out of his house to gather firewood, that little thing. When he saw you, he dropped it all, stumbling backwards and attempting to run.

You were not pleased.

You guided the trees of the forest to block his way, and when he had no way left to escape, you spoke to him in the language he would comprehend.

"Do not be afraid." You said, your voice low and guttural. "I do not stand before you with intentions to harm."

He had fallen to the floor in his attempt to scramble away from you, and now he looked up at you with fear in his eyes.

It was not an expression you wanted to see on him.

So you eased into his mind, calming his small brain with the likeness of a sedative. His breath grew steadier, and his eyes returned to their normal size. His instincts were clouded now, and he could not help but be drawn to you, standing up and stepping closer.

"Closer," You told him, and he obeyed. He did not need your words, you could control him fully if you wanted.

But some part of you was reluctant to do it. You wanted him to... Like you? Perhaps, you yourself were not entirely sure yet.

You moved closer, wrapping your form around him, encasing him into yourself, away from the rest of his world, where he would be the safest.

You let him be curious, freeing the part of his mind that you knew would ask questions... You wanted him to know you.

"What are you?" He asked, his eyes wide again as he turned to look at all of you.

"I have many names," You said. "But you will be able to use none of them; they are too powerful."

His wide eyes reflected the kaleidoscope of colours of your form, and you felt his brain grow appreciative of your form.

Pride. It was an emotion beneath you, and yet you could not help the swelling of colours in your form when you saw that he liked it.

"Then... What should I call you?" He asked, looking as though he was still unsure who he was talking to.

"Anything," You presented before him a makeshift form. It was a mirror image of his own, something he could look at while talking and not feel awkward.

He gasped. His fear had long since been subdued by your charm, and he did not hesitate to reach forward and his doppelgänger's shoulder.

"Wow," He whispered, and your colours became brighter again.

Later, when returned back to his house, his senses finally returned to him, and he realised the danger he was stepping into.

And yet, could he resist the urge to go back to you? Not when you had so easily planted it in his head. Hence, after resisting for a whole day, he returned to you the very next.

You let him look for you in the forest, hiding in a dimension his eyes could not perceive. You let him run around, growing more and more desperate when you wouldn't show yourself, calling out to you, but unsure of how to do so since you hadn't told him what to call you.

When he collapsed, tired, on the bank of a small lake in the woods, tears dripping from his eyes as he sobbed, you decided that your game had lasted long enough.

And so you showed yourself, making it look as if you had emerged from the lake itself. He looked up with a gasp, eyes wide and wet as an ecstatic expression broke through his face. His arms rose, reaching for your form.

You let him touch you; today you had taken a four dimensional form, and it was way easier for him to get wrapped up between your colours.

"I thought... I thought you l-left," He said, sniffing.

"I would never," Was all you said, and yet his face lit up. It was not your doing, you had already relaxed your control of his mind when he had entered the forest.

Weeks passed, and his human mind slowly developed romantic feelings for you. You perceived them, and yet never expressed it. He would be the one to tell you, and on his own accord.

You waited, but not for long. Soon, he brought you flowers, handing them to you as his cheeks flushed, looking away and shivering slightly. You wrapped around him; humans got cold painfully easily.

He froze in your embrace, he had learnt some of your ways to show affection. His blush spread gradually, and his muttered confession felt like something with even more power than you.

Joy. Yet another emotion beneath you, but when it came to him, you were reduced to a mere human teenager. You cared not of status or immortality anymore. Destruction of his world? You had long since abandoned that plan. This was his home, and you'd protect it with your life.

You would protect him with your life.

A month passed, and he visited you everyday, bringing with him small presents of the like you knew humans appreciated. You took them all, preserving them with your power so they would never spoil and hide them away in the most complex dimension you could find.

And every time he visited, you gave him the thing you thought was best: a little bit of your own immortality. He did not know yet; you did it without his knowledge. But you did not think he would mind if he found out.

Now he sat on a tree branch as you watched him, leaning against the trunk for balance. You had lifted him up there, and he was speaking of the view. You could not help but move upwards, closer to him.

He watched you, a smile on his face as you changed forms again.

Being three-dimensional was difficult for you. Not only did it weaken your power incredibly, it also could not store your abilities. The closest you could reach was four-dimensional, and that itself took its toll on you.

And yet you were always four-dimensional with him, knowing that this was how he could see and touch you best.

You sat on the branch next to him, wrapping around his small frame.

There was a comfortable silence, and you slowly lulled his brain, sending him to sleep.

You loved it when he was defenseless, when all his safety was you, when the only one that he trusted was you, and not his human friends.

It was another one of those days where you were watching him as he went about his day, keeping him safe from any danger that might come his way.

He was talking with his friends, and they appeared to be teasing him.

"Come on, you've never even shown us a picture..." One of them said, sitting so close to your human that you had the urge to crush her insides. "Or even told us their name!"

He flushed slightly, not knowing how to respond. "W-well, their name is... Very complex."

"A nickname, then," Another said, wrapped in bandages and leaning back casually against the couch. "Or what? You just call them 'honey bun sweety pie'?

They laughed, and you bristled. Your human was getting flustered, and no one but you was allowed to see that expression on his face.

You took shape immediately, condensing your power so much you felt its strain. To make it three-dimensional was like trying to contain the ocean in a glass jar, and yet you attempted your fullest, anger fueling your movements.

You appeared on the doorstep of the building, your speed phenomenal as you climbed its small staircase and appeared at the door of the room your human and his friends sat in.

You pushed open the door, and stepped in. They all looked up, and his eyes widened.

Your power needed your three-dimensional vessel to be big, and you were as tall as 6'8", your shoulders wide and arms thick with what looked like muscle but was actually energy. Your hair was a light brown, and covering your body was what seemed to their eyes a suit.

He recognised you immediately; one glance at your multi-coloured eyes and he knew. This was you, the one he loved.

You walked up to him, throwing him a well-practiced wink as you greeted him the way you had seen lovers greet each other, leaning down to place a kiss on his cheek.

"I came to pick you up," You said to him, your voice low as you ignored everyone else in the room. "Your work has almost ended now, right?"

A long-haired man lowered his glasses to look at you. "And who are you?"

You could not help but grow irritated, and you triggered fear in the minds of everyone in the room but the one who was yours.

"He's..." Your human seemed breathless. "He's my b-boyfriend."

One of the humans, the insignificant ones, whistled as he stood up. He was scared, you had made sure of it, but was putting up a front.

"Damn, Atsushi," He said, taking in your carefully constructed human form. "He's biiiig."

Your human blushed, his cheeks reddening in that way you did not want them to see.

"I don't see why you didn't show us his picture before," A female said, her house quivering slightly. "He's not bad looking at all. Not that I thought you were, just so you know."

You looked at her, sending her your appreciation for praising you in front of your human by tickling the part of her brain responsible for pleasure.

She squirmed in her seat, her eyes slightly wide.

You turned back to what was yours, holding out your hand. "Shall we head home?"

His blush spread; he still hadn't managed to take his eyes off you. "O-okay..."

He let you take him away, his cold hand clasped in yours. You put on a burst of speed, and the two of you were back in your forest.

The moment you two were alone, he took your face in his hands, his eyes shining.

"You look..." He could not go on, but you knew what he meant.

Another burst of pride. He made you feel things you had never thought significant before.

You leaned down and kissed him, pressing his plump red lips against yours and, unknown to him, transferring more immortality to him.

He responded in the affirmative, letting you wrap your arms around his waist and bring him closer.

You opened up dimensionally, creating a fourteen-dimensional barrier around you two, freeing your power and protecting him at the same time. A part of you still remained three-dimensional before him, embracing him and kissing his lips.

When you pulled away, his eyes were slightly moist.

"I love you," He whispered, and you smiled.

Your love was such that it could not be put into words he would comprehend, and yet you did not want him to think that you did not reciprocate his feelings.

"I love you, too," You put energy into the phrase, making sure he felt the intensity of your feelings.

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Venti getting fucked by two readers?!

Summary: Venti went home to see two [names], one is actually you while one is also you in another form and once the both of you saw Venti you two already had a plan for him.

Pairings: Soft!Dom!Reader x Sub!Venti x Mean!Dom!Entity

Cw: mentions of “dicks” but can be read as straps

Note: reader #1 will be named “[name]” while reader #2 will be named “entity” also the reader and entity are the same person just in a different form, so imagine another you fucking Venti while you yourself exist entirely while also fucking Venti.

Note II: jsjjshs i actually was daydreaming about this while i was laying down on the bed and lemme just say it was so damn hot and also reader consists of they/them pronouns.

Venti coming back from Windrise was expecting a kiss on the cheek and a bit of cuddles from you.

He instead came home to two of you in the same room staring at each other, questioning how the two of you exist at the same time.

“U-uh [name]? What is going on here?” he asked as he blushed, seeing the two of you existing at the same time made him think on what it would feel like if he could feel both of your dicks in his tight hole.

“We don’t kno- hey! He asked me! Not you.” the two spoke at the same time as you both cut each other’s sentences, assuming that Venti was talking to either of you.

“Okay! Okay, look let’s not confuse ourselves. My name will be just [name] and you will be Entity because you just randomly came in this world.” you spoke up finally pushing away the confusion between the two of you.

“Alright, that’s fair.” Entity crossed their arms as they looked at Venti with a little smile on their face.

Venti’s eyes widened as he blushed, “I-I’m gonna go upstairs a-and change..” he then rushed upstairs with a huge blush around his face.

Entity looked back at him with a smirk, watching his figure slowly disappear into your shared bedroom.

“Are you thinking what I’m thinking?” Entity looked back at you as you nodded excitedly.

The two of you went upstairs to see him in the middle of changing his shirt as he blushed.

“Heyyy Venti~” “[n-name]! I’m still not done-!” Venti spoke up to Entity as he blushed intensely, seeing their hungry eyes stare down on him as they grabbed his face and kissed him.

With you still at the doorframe you went towards them as you went behind him to kiss his neck, taking off his about-to-be-worn shirt in the process.

Entity pulled away for air as Venti closed his eyes and leaned on you, giving you more access to his neck as you carried him to your bed.

You gently put him on the bed as you teased his little nipples, his back facing towards you.

You then crawled on the bed as you faced him while Entity went behind him.

“Aw look~ he’s hard and we’ve barely touched him ♡” Entity teased as he blushed and whined.

Oh boy this is gonna be a long night..

Venti held on to you as the both of you fucked his little hole.

Cumming for the 4th time that night as he screamed and you kissed onto his lips, swallowing his moans as Entity rammed their hips into his ass.

“P-please~! I n-need to breathe [n-name]~” the two of you have been torturing his hole for the past hour, he was clenching around your dicks as you two fucked him.

“Hah~ look at this whore [name].. clenching around our dicks like the slut he is..” Entity smugly looked at him as he struggled to keep up with your pace.

“Now now Entity, don’t be mean.. look how pretty he is.. he looks like a beautiful angel, doesn’t he?” Venti whined against your shoulder as his body moved up and down.

“Pfft says the person who looks like a slut.” you looked over at Entity with disappointment as you turned your head back to Venti, kissing his forehead.

The three of you breathed heavily, as Entity got up and wore back their clothes.

“Where are you going?” “Home. Isn’t that what you want?” Entity didn’t even let you answer their question as they stepped into the portal they made and disappeared.

“What a jerk..” you said before looking down and saw Venti asleep.

“Hm he must be so tired..” you said to yourself as you pulled Venti closer onto your arms, cuddling him.

“Good-night Venti..”

[lansplaining]

u kno on the topic of interview answers/authors notes with mxtx, I tend to take it with a huge grain of salt. Considering how I keep hearing that she once said that wangxian were the only gay characters in mdzs, yet everyone I seem to come across agrees there was nothing heterosexual about LXC and his interactions with JGY. Like which is it.

well, right. I hold the perhaps controversial opinion that authors... can be kinda wrong about their own works. and I swear I don't mean it like that post about losing custody of your characters in court-- I actually think the wangxian/xiyao thing is a really good example of what I mean.

however you feel about xiyao as a ship or the two of them as characters, there is no denying that they are set up to parallel wangxian in a lot of really key narrative ways. just taking a few broad examples:

both are pairings of a Lan brother and someone who was born in a marginal social position but has entered a place of relative outward security and respect

this position of security and respect is rapidly dismantled due to a combination of WWX/JGY's own actions and snowballing rumors and anger based in part of social prejudice, ultimately driven by an individual (JGS and NHS) who wants to see them ruined

both Lans, in defiance of social expectation, try to trust that there is a reason their partner has made the choices they made and to understand where they are coming from (LWJ over a longer span, LXC in a very compressed period in the temple)

there is a divergence, as LWJ decides he will fight and die for WWX no matter what he's done, and LXC has a moment of doubt and stabs JGY

but then they converge again, as both are pulled into a violent final confrontation/climax and make the decision to die for/with their partner, only to be prevented

both are finally left with feelings of regret and a lack of resolution, as LWJ feels like he didn't stand by WWX early enough or fight hard enough, and LXC feels he wasn't given the opportunity to really understand who JGY was or why he acted as he did

to be completely obvious about it, narrative parallels convey meaning. it tells the reader "something about these two events/sets of characters is fundamentally the same." narrative parallels have also been a very common way historically to subvert censorship when it comes to queer content: you parallel a queer person or couple and a straight couple, and let the viewer draw the lines. i'll be perfectly honest, i don't know as much about the history of this trope in China, but you can certainly see it in CQL itself, and the ways wangxian is paralleled to Yanli and Zixuan to draw attention to the fact that they are both, in fact, romantic couples.

MXTX has said this is not what she was trying to indicate! but she did put in these parallels, and a reader cannot be blamed for interpreting them as indicating something-- or for interpreting them as indicating that the fundamental sameness that the parallel points to is that both wangxian and xiyao are and were in love. maybe it was an accident, but it's a very specific, and very specifically crafted literary device that is inescapably present in the story.

[here2bbtstrash]

bts at a drag show/gay bar

i was already babbling abt how much i wanted to do this with my bias line and then y'all made me realize i should just make it a whole damn headcanons post so. welcome! here we are! here is my brainrot on how the boys would turn up on drag night at the gay bar 🏳️‍🌈✨ if this content is not for you, it costs $0 to just keep scrolling ✌️

knj: everyone expected that joonie bby would be flooded with attention from the people who came out tonight specifically in search of a tall, built daddy, but there's a group nobody saw coming that ends up swarming him first: the lesbians. they fucking love him, and he finds himself getting sucked into an hour-long conversation on the back patio about roni horn and rha hyeseok. he'll probably end up agreeing to start a book club with his new sapphic friends before the night is over (and he'll run into them all again the following weekend when he goes to support soyoon at one of her gigs lmao) 👭

ksj: entirely oblivious to what it looks like when a person is flirting with him, despite that being exactly what happens to him for quite literally the entire night. each time someone new walks away from the table, he'll turn back to yoongi and jimin with the same question: "okay, now surely that wasn't flirting, was it?!" only to be immediately told that yes, yes it was and no, nobody would sit through a 20 minute ted talk on the lore of maplestory if they didn't also want to sit on his dick. he'll argue til til he's half-hoarse from screaming over the music that there's no way everyone in the club could possibly be flirting with him - but frankly, he's not mad at the ego boost 🍆

myg: putting the suga in suga daddy, he's breaking hundreds at the bar to make sure everyone has a stack of singles to tip the queens, and alllllll the drinks are going on his black card. other than that he's pretty lowkey, mostly just sipping steadily at his whiskey and looking at his phone. when somebody finally gets nosy enough to lean over his shoulder and snoop, they realize that he's actively scrolling through his rotation of hookup apps and trying to match up people in the room to their profiles. might slip away for a sneaky link in the bathroom oop, but he'll be back in time to close his tab out 💳

jhs: full-send GAGGING at the queens and their dancing. he can't even stay in his seat because song after song he's jumping to his feet just so he can dramatically collapse to the floor with a gay scream, getting his life entirely with every new kick, flip, spin, and death drop. the word slaaaaaaaay! has never been shouted with more enthusiasm than it is tonight by this man, and he does not give a fuck that he won't have a voice tomorrow. once the show is over, he is the absolute center of the dancefloor, popping and locking and showing off his footwork like he was born to do it-- and the boys will definitely catch him practicing his duck walk at some point in the next week 🕺

pjm: without a doubt, he is the LIFE of the mf party, lost in the lights and outta his mind u kno?? it's literally just the like crazy MV, actually. will make everyone do shots as soon as they get in the door and then at least once an hour the rest of the night, if only because he really likes flirting (and by flirting i mean making out) with the shot boys. lbr he probably gets several shots poured or spat into his mouth, and if anyone's hopping up on the bar to get tequila sucked out of their belly button, it is absolutely this demon. and ofc he's bringing at least one person home with him - "it's gon' be a good night" indeed~ 😈

kth: disappears into the crowd a few songs into the set, but he texts the group chat that he's fine and just made some friends, so the night carries on without him. it isn't until the next performer is called to the stage - miss tata mic! - that everyone realizes he's befriended the queens, and they've done him up right: cinched for the gods, face beat to make his eyes even more smoldering than usual (...wait, did he bring his colored contacts from home?!), and moving fearlessly in borrowed six-inch heels. and of course, his choreo is flawless. he easily earns enough tips to pay yoongi back in full and then some 👠

jjk: the definition of 'happy to be here'. loves the lights, the music, the ~vibes~, all of it. he somehow knows every word to every single song, and the more drinks he has, the louder he's singing along. and the queens love him for being easy to fluster, the way even his ears flush with color when he blushes, so he gets a whole lot of ass and tiddies in his lap and his face (rewarded with generous tips, naturally). when the lights finally come on and everyone stumbles outside, he's a drunchies king, and he thinks the food from the truck in the parking lot is quite literally the best thing he's ever tasted. he repeatedly shouts 'DAMN!' up to the night sky, one fist swinging as he eats, until someone pours him into the car so they can all head back home 🍗

[crookedkryptonitebeliever]

DEAR GOD I really love your work it always manages to make you feel as if being there, honestly there aren't many people who's writing I can recognize, yours has such a feeling regardless of who are you writing about

And from best and worst of both worlds, I was expecting to indeed see a new side of Monty but you always manage to add a spin on things, that was scary and terrifying, it was great! When you posted Monty for the 1st time I was team yeah let's bully him because he painted himself more of a nuisance rather than a treat which I thought was the fun part, BUT NOW?! Great the majority wanted to be nice, Oh what a dodged bullet

And Yves, lovely Yves, truly love to see him on duty, the 180° spin of his actions gave me whiplash, the disappointed mom vibe to caring, that I can manage, but the flip from 'this neanderthal' from seeing Monty to 'so precious' to reader, I knew it was bound to happen, it's been told many times but I love seeing it play out! Along with him managing the narrative in the clinic for example

Honestly, you are amazing, I love your work

Ayo thank you so much for this 🙏 had a great read and enjoyed ur thoughts , also it mean a lotttTTT to me to kno u like the series

Oh hell yeah Yves is for sure mothering yeaa while monty is the definition of FLOP

But yea so basically monty is a switch, depending on who's more dom in the dynamic. Yves is a service top dom all the way, it does not matter if you try to take control, he is always in control so he's always the top 💔

[sukea69]

hashirama for the ask game 🌻

WIFE TIME WIFE TIME

SENJU HASHIRAMA

An aspect I love

It's a cop out to say "everything" so I will say: his complexity. Hashirama is a very complicated character, especially as he grows up. His motives are multifaceted and opaque but pretty much consistent. I really love that while love is a driving factor for him, it isn't the only thing he focuses on and prioritises.

Also his tits.

One aspect I wish more ppl understood

Not having love as his One Driving Force doesn't make him a bad guy or a bad character or anything. Arguably, the people who love him love him because they know he can look past his emotional attachment to their actual actions (here I will point towards Hashirama and Tobirama, how Tobirama allows Hashirama to dictate what is an acceptable jutsu for public distribution and use, and I will point towards Hashirama and Madara, and how Madara isn't upset that Hashirama stabbed and did his best to kill him).

A hc I have (I'm putting more than one. Bc beloved)

- Genderfluid

- A person who expects to be respected by the people around him, and reacts quite coldly when he's not treated as such, UNLESS he's actively trying to manipulate ppl OR ur in the small group of ppl who don't need to show him any deference. It's possible that that last group is literally just Madara. He's surprisingly strict.

- Goes absolutely off the rails after Madara dies. He already had an addictive personality, but after he kills his best friend and soulmate it's a manic mess of drink, drugs, sex and gambling. Everyone's worried abt him. He insists he's fine.

- Wants peace but can barely conceive of what true and total peace IS. His entire life is war and violence, he can't imagine a life totally void of it, though he'd like to strive towards it.

- Buddhist. This isn't a hc it's like, text, but it's going here anyway.

- Makes cannibal jokes when he eats his veggies.

- Very accomplished healer, finds it hard to communicate concepts to others as his healing utilises mokuton and his connection to living things, and others don't have this instinctive connection. Very frustrating to everyone.

A character I love seeing them interact with

You get two. Tobirama and Madara's relationship w hsrm are relationships I love thinking about ahaha

One character I wish they interacted w more

Mito. U kno. His WIFE. I want more Mito and I want her NOW. But not actually I don't trust nart writers to make her mean.

A hc w him and another character

- he and madara are obnoxious and touchy best friends, it is disgusting and very cute.

- hashirama is more strict w tobirama than madara was with izuna, and madara watches the way hashirama and tobirama interact like. U guys are aliens.

- Hashirama and mito had SUCH a cute courtship. They exchanged letters, went on supervised dates... Oh what's this, they spent the whole time talking abt politics? Yeah. They bonded over their ambitions and fell in love from there, many months or years after they married.

- Really well liked as a clan head, despite his naive ideas abt peace.

[actualbird]

hypothetical fights i want to see between the tot cast cuz it’d be fun to see how they’d fair in a fight to the death (just kidding. i mean a friendly fight as an appreciation of combat skills)

inspired by a convo i had with @samsspambox . i’d like to make it clear that when i say 'fight' here i mean a physical fight, a scuffle, some good ol fashioned "nothing personal just wanna see who would win" FISTICUFFS!!!!

with no weapons allowed, heres who i'd pay good money to see go at each other with only their unarmed martial expertise

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The Battling Butler VS Agent Raven (aka ogier vs luke)

ogier is so badass. i love a fighty dude and hes dressed to the nines and he hilariously drags vyn every once in a while, whats not to love?

but yeah, clear in my memory is his combat prowess in vyn’s personal story 4. i dont know anything about ogier past that, but given that he was sent as a guard from svart by vyn’s father, i can only assume his training is of the royal guard quality type of level. thats intense!

though we also know luke is ALSO INSANELY INTENSE....

i think a spar between them would be really fucking close, irt who bests who. luke is NSB’s top agent, but i assume ogier is incredibly well trained also, youve gotta be Damn Good to be a guard of anyone remotely of royal importance

so like, what luke has got going in his favor is his NSB training obviously but also

luke has youth on his side

HSKJHFDKVJHGVSD HEAR ME OUT! aside from his illness, hes at the top of his game in terms of prime age range for physical peak, did u kno that the average age for olympic competitors is early 20s? well now u know. body can be in good shape at this point, thats a plus for him and a not-plus for ogier. idk how old ogier is (and i cant find out cuz he doesnt even have a Big Data Lab entry omfg the man the mystery the LEGEND) but he looks Older, a little past his prime. even skill cant negate the woes of aging.

buuuuuut ogier has a trump card: his training was probably completely different to anything luke is used to.

now we dont know very much about luke’s days in the NSB, but i get the impression that his work was Generally Within The Country Of Stellis OR Generally Handling People Who Are Stellans.

ogier is not a stellan. hes svartan. or svartish. or however the hell we decide to conjugate the nationality of svart. additionally, i can see it being a huge advantage for svartan guards to be keeping their training/fighting style under wraps. if opponents dont know how you’ll fight, u can catch em unaware

ogier’s fight style and tactics could be completely novel to luke, which would knock luke down a peg (both figuratively and metaphorically).

still, luke is adaptable and hes got a quick and intuitive mind. while he cant fight exactly like ogier, he’d be able to recover and figure out his own way of countering ogier’s attacks

with all that said, my personal verdict of who would win is.....//drumroll!!

nobody!

it’s a tie!

and luke enthusiastically brings ogier out for drinks later, he hasnt been tied in a match for years and hes kinda giddy about it!

(luke: you have to teach me some of your moves sometime, yeah?

ogier: of course. and perhaps you could encourage vyn to join this class as well? haha.

luke: haha.

ogier: haha.

luke: hahaha.....no. im pretty sure vyn is capable of destroying me psychologically, im not making him do anything he doesnt wanna do, thanks.

ogier: fair enough)

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The Battling Butler VS The Perplexingly Over-Capable Assistant (aka ogier vs vincent)

remember when luke in main story 7.2 said this in the case files?

yeah. YEAH IVE GOT MY EYE ON YOU, VINCENT KIM!!!

vincent’s investigative prowess aside, i just think it makes sense for vincent to have some kind of combat knowledge for the following reasons:

1) currently, marius has nearly gotten stabbed a total of three (3) times. while marius has his own self defense knowledge, i wouldnt put it past vincent to get some training in as well juuuuusssstt in case knife-magnet von hagen gets into hot water again.

2) it’s unexpected. vincent does not look the type to punch anybody in the face, and thus i want him to be capable of a mean right hook

3) if nobody expects u to throw a punch, that punch can land way easier.

that being said, i dont think he’ll beat ogier at all. my view is that vincent took some classes and that his self defense training is a little bit above marius’ skill level, but it’s nothing that can go against a trained royal bodyguard

still, ogier can be caught unaware. vincent maybe gets like a few hits in before ogier takes him down

so my verdict is: ogier would win but would be very impressed by vincent for managing to fool him

(vincent: oh, i wasnt...aiming to fool you?

ogier: hm. i think that adds points for you, actually)

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Baldr Civil War (aka howard syter vs william lewis)

ive got no rationale for this

i just think theyre hilariously pathetic and i wanna see them fight in a hilariously pathetic way, like the one scene in Bridget Jones’ Diary

absolute cringefail combat, this is what i WANT

maybe whoever loses has to be the one to face mc in court next, and neither of them wanna be the poor shmuck to have to get annihilated by her again

my verdict: ingrid has to break the fight up (which is happening in the baldr legal office lobby) and everybody involved loses. everybody loses their dignity

[hirokiyuu]

i need to go touch grass but i promised rho yesterday i would talk abt vace+comphet so really quick. i think it's very interesting that vace is so clearly hit by the like. compulsory heterosexual desire for Spouse And Family when so much of exocolonist is like, this futuristic world where gender+sexuality are so much more fluid right

bc in some ways the helio is v forward thinking! nomi mentions it if u ask abt their gender right. theyre like 'oh i was worried there might be ppl mean abt it bc u guys are less advanced than us but u guys have nb ppl here too!!' or however the dialogue goes right. expectation internally that the stratos are going to be Less cool abt this stuff than helio but also like

idk i think the whole like. patriarchal? militaristic? vibes of the helio are really fascinating when they come up against this sort of thing. like. vace's dialogue about..... what is it. if youre not fighting, having kids, or working in engineering to help the war effort, you're a waste of resources. right. it's so like...... interesting that in both his best end (peace post therapy) and his worst (any where he and nem are still together. god) he has a family+kids right. and i think that's something that he genuinely really wants! but also the Way it's been presented to him on the helio is so damaging that he can't really have it without taking the time to self examine WHY he wants it and breaking out of hte mold of being Assigned to want it u kno

[xwedayi]

SVT SCOUPS and Jun Tarot

DISCLAIMER:

These are interpersonal tarot readings of seventeen members FOR FUN. These are literally just for me and I don’t expect anyone to take this seriously. Also, I don’t know everything about tarot but I know enough. These are my interpretations of the readings.

I also do these readings to practice so take them with a grain of salt. This is my hobby so if u disagree with me just know I really dgaf.

Deck: The Dreamkeepers Tarot Deck by Liz Huston

Reading done on both 12/06/22 and 3/07/23

Warning: Long post!!!!! I poured everything from my brain into both readings.

12/06/22

Overall Relationship:

rev. Ten of Pentacles

rev. Empress as elaboration card

✩ They have quite a complicated relationship. I'm getting the feeling they do not see eye to eye on a lot of things. Their relationship with each other is quite insecure (rev 10oP) that must have resulted from an unhealthy codependence (rev Empress). They've gotten to a point where things are not working out between them no matter the situation.

Jun in Scoup's eyes:

rev. Emperor

✩ Scoups sees Jun as someone who is immature. He has everything he needs to take full responsibility (of what...? I'm not sure. maybe his life? I could see SC being upset that Jun is not living his life to its fullest potential).

Scoups in Jun's eyes:

Death

rev Wheel of Fortune and rev King of Pentacles as collaborating cards

✩ Jun is or has witnessed Scoups go through a big transition (Death) and it has impacted the way he views Scoups. I think his constant stream of bad luck (rev WoF -- when you think negatively, negativity find you) forced Scoups to confront what has been setting him off and he needed to make some big changes. He needed to confront his fear of failure (rev KoP) and how he was always playing it safe.

ANOTHER DRAW (The energy felt off an I just needed to confirm)

Justice

Four of Cups as elaboration

✩ Jun had to see/feels that Scoups needs to answer the universe. "Universe" here can mean to himself, the people around him, his environment, his world, everything that makes up Scoups's universe. 4oC tells me that Scoups might've had an apathetic attitude (a type of apathy that comes from constantly having to face hardships) that caused problems. He needs/needed to understand that his behaviour directly affected his members and everything around him (the Universe). I think his behaviour affected Jun in particular.

✮ NOTES:

✮ My second draw for Jun's POV of Scoups was basically the same as the first draw just expressed with different cards. Jun understands that Scoups needs/needed to answer for his behaviour and that affected the way Jun saw Scoups. It seems to be related to Scoups's habit of being really hard on himself and that materializing as a form of apathy on the outside. ✮ Very strong, male personalities. We have the Emperor and King of Pentacles. We also have very authoritative figures like Justice and Death. It seems their relationship is really strained right now. ✮ The co-dependency part is interesting. Who relied on who more? The cards have a really familiar feeling to them. The problems between them only happened because they know each other so well and they know what the other needs to do to overcome their faults. It's just that their masculine stubbornness gets in the way LOL. ✮ This whole reading felt like observing a severed bond from two people that had a sincere and special connection.

3/07/23

Overall Relationship:

rev. Hanged Man

Three of Swords as elaboration

✩ Someone in the relationship felt they were giving everything and received nothing back (rev. Hanged Man). Despite the issue being brought up many times, there was an inability to change their behaviour (rev. Hanged Man). This lead to a break up (3oS). The person who broke off the relationship most likely felt hurt, betrayed, and really lonely.

Did SC cause the grief?

rev. Knight of Swords

yes

✩ rev KnoS often represents a person who intentionally causes turmoil to others. I think the reason why SC embodied rev KnoS was due to how he saw himself.

How does SC feel now after everything:

rev Nine of Swords

rev Knight of Swords (i'm interpreting this as representing SC himself) and rev Nine of Pentalces as elaboration cards

✩ He is trying to let go of all the negativity left behind (rev 9oS) though he feels intense guilt for what happened (rev 9oS). He felt insecure of himself in the relationship (rev 9oP), which caused him to embody rev KnoS (I'm still iffy about this part of the interpretation). He is trying to come to terms with his self-worth and is trying to improve himself (rev 9oP). He is realizing he has everything needed to become a better person and ask for more.

How does Jun feel after everything?

rev Ace of Cups

The Lovers as elaboration

✩ I think Jun feels very tired. The loss of love in the relationship is making him reflect on his actions and also making himself closed off to everything (rev. AoC). It seems like he's repressing his emotions. Although I do feel like he wants things to work out in the future. Through his self-reflection, Jun may be finding that he is willing to let SC back in again to work on their relationship (Lovers). He really wants to be with SC again but is blocking those feelings off to protect himself.

(everything beyond this point is just completely self-indulgent. Chismosavirus got me bad.)

What was SC like in the relationship?

Empress

Magician

rev. Ten of Pentacles.

✩ Seems like SC's leadership tendencies shined in their friendship. He was nurturing (Empress) and constantly output energy (Magician) that motivated both of them to accomplish their goals. However, he was quite rash and unstable at times (rev 10oP) which greatly confused Jun

And what was Jun like?

Six of Cups

rev. Nine of Swords

rev. Eight of Swords

✩ Jun was very childlike -- not the annoying type but childlike in the sense that he was innocent and naive (6oC) in the relationship. And also very pure. But, rev. 8oS suggests that he feels he was exiting a period of oppression and is gaining a new perspective on things (probably after the breakup). rev. 9oS suggests he was often affected by SC's deteriorating mental health and it weighed him down heavily. He constantly had that positive and childlike outlook on life despite everything.

✮ NOTES

✮ Well. ✮ LOTS OF CUPS AND SWORDS. A crazzzyyyy amount of (mostly) Air and Water energy, Things were all over the place. Emotions EVERYWHERE. I know Jun was stressed as hell LMAOOOO ✮ THE NUMBER NINE constantly showed up. Nine symbolizes completion of a cycle. This further proves that they really broke up omfg.... It also means going right back to the beginning! The whole point of ending a cycle is to start anew. There is hope if they want to start again. And I'm getting the feeling they already have started. ✮ Jesus fucking Christ their relationship is so complex. ✮ Everything about this reading corresponds with my previous reading. Except! I got the feeling Jun was causing most of the problems back then. Now, I think I felt hostile energy from Jun because he was most likely standing up for himself and the relationship. He was just defending himself. Everything else is the same. I love tarot I really do.

[nevershuttingmouth]

I've seen Avatar 2, The way of water so you don't have to (maybe a thread ?)

I've recently watched Avatar 2 with my parents as we don't have much occasions to do family stuff since my father is sick. Anyway.

Even after 13 years of waiting for the sequel to be released - because according to Google, the first one came in 2009 - , I wasn't very much appealed by it. I was afraid that it might not be as great as when I was... 9 years old ? (IS THAT SO ?! WAS I REALLY THAT YOUNG ?!) And I think it was justified. Let me tell you why.

Disclaimer : I don't really know what I was expecting but I surely wasn't expecting this.

After a few minutes of watching the movie (in French, I'm really sorry but my father couldn't have handled a VO), my first reaction was

"It's like we're having James Cameron making the fanfiction he wrote himself adapted into a movie... he made himself. Like he IS his own number 1 fan. Oh. My. God. "

Because, truth needs to be spoken, the scenario was equal to one of the fanfiction sphere easily found on AO3 or - heavy breathing - FFnet. Which doesn't mean it is bad in itself, but in my opinion, for a movie we waited for so long, I would have appreciated if some efforts had been put to level up the story. But there's worst than that.

Indeed, some scenes appear to be meaningful in the others movies so if Avatar 2 doesn't match James Cameron's expectations about the success of The Way of Water, we might never get the answers of these scenes as the sequel-sequel wouldn't be released. Money matter, u kno.

Also, I have rewatched Avatar 1 to be in the mood. But I'm not 9 anymore, the magic is gone, I feel like it's merely Pocahontas with blue characters and a ecological aspect (but I like Pocahontas more). I will forgive Avatar 1 for the sake of 2009 and the past but I will strike Avatar 2, because water IS NOT under the bridge and 2022 is challenging for the movie industry. Avatar 2 is trully beautiful, it's breathtaking, but it won't be enough to satisfy the audience. I wasn't satisfied ; if it had been for esthetic purposes only - like a video game scenery or else - it would have filled its goal PERFECTLY. But it's not. We wanted a story, and the story is frustrating. As you see :

The first third part of the movie was basically "The Return of Jake Sully apprenticeship - Extented version" as he and his family moved to a water tribe and have to learn a new way of living - the way of water baby. The second third part is basically the children having the existential crisis we all went through as teenagers - searching for our place in this world, our relationship towards others, why we're seen the way people are seeing us etc. AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, the third third part of the movie was the famous LAST STAND with the Enemy-brought-back-from-the-dead, who appears to HAVE A SON - but we'll get through this later, I promise because I have many things to say about this special character - because the Grief-Revenge Arc, famously known in the Marvels movies, has the wind in the sterns. And, if I remember it correctly, it's also a part of the Third-Act-Structure writers use to structure their novel. I don't know if that same structure is used to serve other purposes. Anyway.

I have many many things to say about that movie, 3hours it's so f*cking long. Should I make a thread ? *sigh*

[moriartyluver]

The only thing keeping me sane abt the baby is the fact that they can always make another pen and he wasn’t even that formed yet😭

The bouquets of lilies being fresh is going to ruin him even more because it means she was still mourning until then

Honestly fl has every right to be salty for a little, girlie lost and had to deal with sm

Imagine William trying to get her attention and constantly glancing at her during the dinner because he hasn’t seen her in so long and just can’t get enough of her but he’s also scared to keep looking at her for a long time because he doesn’t wanna bother her🤭

Bro definitely had a little shrine, it was like a Lana Del Rey shrine expect for fl instead

Louis is such a therapist, mostly a couples one but he could definitely be a good children’s therapist

YES EVERY ROOM.

Okay not every room but most rooms, and they had done it in a bathtub, end of story

Almost everyone in the gang had heard them😞 they are traumatized but fl and liam couldn’t care less

Honestly almost all the mtp characters are probably virgins and haven’t had their first kiss or a crush

Actually I take that back I feel like liam would’ve had these small crushes (that mainly formed from admiration) when he was a teen for a few people but they weren’t like big ‘I wanna marry you’ crushes but just small short ‘wow you’re so cool, kind and smart I’m gonna crush on you for a few days and then move on’ type of crushes

HELP FL MAKING IT A COMPETITION

PAUSE

WDYM BY THAT

So is the something part of fl or something different😟

🎀.

I think the saddest part abt losing the baby for fl would be losing the last thing she had of liam. It was mostly because the baby was an extension of her dead lover that had her so distraught

Fl would still be wearing traditional black mourning clothes when William sees her again and all the people who didn’t know abt William coming back would ever so confused when she suddenly starts wearing other colours again

Thing is with fl is that she’s actually really understanding but she doesn’t show it if that makes sense. Like she lets William back in really easily because she knows that even tho he was selfish for not finding her as soon as he could, she knows he was suffering a lot in her absence and physically too. She doesn’t think what he said to her before he jumped into the Thames was right but she sympathises with him bc she realises soon after that he was trying to push her away for a reason

Honestly fl and Liam are giving that one lyric in flawless by the neighbourhood “So, she put his heart in a bag, he wouldn't ask for it back He didn't want her to cry, she didn't want to be sad She said, you better not leave me This shit'll be fucked for days and weeks and months”

He keeps trying to sneak little looks at her because he thinks she got even prettier although tired, in his absence and he can’t take his eyes off her aww. The moment their relationship goes back to normal, they can actually love each other freely without having to worry about anything. Fl breaks off her engagement to liam wannabe and lives with him happily ever after and they have a bunch of kids who are little hybrids of them

I swear liam is on the very thin line between normal love & infatuation and then just insane obsession and low-key yandere type of love for fl. the shrine is such a funny concept tho like imagine one of his brothers sees his little collection of photos that he has of fl and him together. Gets worse after they get married 😭

Louis is og Charlie’s and og Lottie’s therapist u can’t tell me otherwise. He had to do couples counselling for fl and Liam except that wasn’t very hard tbh.

NAH THE BATHTUB 😭 THEYRE SO DOWN BAD. Only the other members of the gang’s bedrooms are safe. Every damn room is crazy 😭 they didn’t have much time. Had to make it count. Arguably Moran has had it the worst out of all of them. We make fun of him for being a cockblock but for him all of a sudden he’s walking in on some kid he’s known since said kid was a teenager getting pinned to a desk by his not actually wife

The only mtp characters I can imagine getting any sort of action would be Moran, James, possibly Albert?? John but that’s because he’s married. Patterson low-key a dilf like bros 40 and still looking fine. Most of the others have never even spoken to a woman let alone kissed one

I relate to liams crush situation. It’s usually platonic but the admiration makes it feel romantic if that makes sense. I’ve never had a proper proper crush on a guy before bc British dudes are NASTY unless they’re from mtp.

Liam is just such a hoe and it’s so funny to kind of mischaracterise his nerdy ass that way man 😭

[hollowistheworld]

Out of Sight (Close to Mind)

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rulerzreachf4n: I'm sorry again.

Willow feels a pang of sympathy this time. It's the fifth apology, at least. The first time, she'd been suspicious. She’d been fooled by Hunter once and refuses to be again. Sure, he probably didn’t have ulterior motives for throwing himself between them and the head of a Coven; but then she never would have expected someone to have ulterior motives for joining a Flyer Derby team. 

By the time she and the rest of the team had parted ways, she’d been pretty confident he meant it. He’d apologized twice more, immediately complied with Viney’s demand for Flapjack pictures as compensation for emotional damages, and been more than gracious when Gus had said he wasn’t sure he was buying it. Willow had been willing to believe his regret was honest and had been satisfied with the apologies. He’d better be sorry, she’d thought. 

Now, it’s almost… sad. Now she’s remembering how fast he’d been to stop himself talking. How confused he’d seemed to be when Willow hadn’t been angry when he’d missed his first flag, when she’d just given him some pointers and told him he’d get it next time. 

She doesn’t want to commit to believing him. Doesn’t want to make another bad call. But she knows the tone of thinking no one wants to hear what you have to say, and that, combined with what Luz and Amity had told them about Hunter… Well, she’s wondering , is all. 

Hello_Willow: u don’t have to keep apologizing 

rulerzreachf4n: I just feel. SO stupid. I guess I thouglkjoiji psoddjfpk

Hello_Willow: ?

rulerzreachf4n: SORry!!! Flapjack just barrelled into my scroll.

Hello_Willow: lol Clover does that too. Or she’ll lay over the top of it looking cute

Hello_Willow: You were saying? 

rulerzreachf4n: jUst that I feel dumb. 

Hello_Willow: No, you said you thought…?

rulerzreachf4n: … I was TRYINg to delete that 

rulerzreachf4n: You dont want to hear my excuses. Im lucky you guys didn’t all block me. 

Hello_Willow: Tell me your excuse anyway. I’m interested.

Part of her still thinks she should block him. That the smart thing to do would be to take the Golden Guard at face value. He’s still the second most powerful person on the Boiling Isles, still thinks she’s a good candidate for the Emperor’s Coven. She should be suspicious. 

Unfortunately for her, suspicion doesn’t come easily. She’s more of the ‘infinite second chances’ type. 

And he’d looked so earnest , when he’d begged her to take the team and go. Apologetic. Scared. She can’t honestly imagine anyone is that good of an actor. 

Hunter’s excuse takes him a long time to type, but it comes through at last. 

rulerzreachf4n: I guesS… I guess I thought I could have friends. AND be good at my job. WHich was selfish!! I kno that. I was dumb. 

Willow considers her next question for a long time. It feels like admitting weakness. A weakness she’d hesitate to show to Gus or Luz, much less to someone she has little reason to trust and has known for a day. 

But she can’t get it out of her head. 

Hello_Willow: can i ask you something? 

His reply seems to take forever, though that’s probably just because bloody flies start flitting around her stomach as soon as she hits send. 

rulerzreachf4n: Of course. 

Hello_Willow: what did you mean when you called yourself half a witch

Her heart’s in her throat as soon as she hits send. Clover senses her nerves and nuzzles against her arm, looking concerned. Willow doesn't like thinking about that Willow. The pathetic one who spent most lunch periods hiding in an empty classroom, who couldn't stop feeling the twist of a knife every time Amity said something cruel to her again . She doesn't like admitting how much headspace Half-A-Witch Willow takes up. 

But she's never heard anyone else call themselves that and she needs to know why.

Hunter's reply takes longer than the four words alone would justify, but Willow gets that, once she reads them. 

rulerzreachf4n: I'm a powerless witch. 

Hello_Willow: ? I saw you using magic during the game tho

rulerzreachf4n: Flapjack's magic, not mine. Without a staff, I'm useless. 

Willow's not really sure what she'd expected him to say. That's half of why she'd had to ask. She has to know how the head of the Emperor’s Coven could ever think he's only half-a-witch. 

She hadn't been ready for that answer. 

Hunter texts again before she can think of a response.

rulerzreachf4n: sorry. I should have been honest. Even without the whole emperor thing you probably don't want someone like me on your team. I'm sorry.

Hello_Willow: No! No, dont be sorry! I was just surprised.

She pauses without sending, trying to figure out how to finish without making it worse. 

You're really good I just

I just expected the Golden Guard to

I've just never met someone else who feels like half-a-witch. 

rulerzreachf4n: but you're awesome? The way you dragged me onto the field like that? I've only met a couple of witches who can do that 

Willow tries not to be flattered, but there is something neat about being praised by someone who doesn't know how weak she used to be. Someone who doesn't have a silent so much better than before seeming to lurk behind every sentence. 

Willow knows her friends don't really think of her like that. She knows. But still… It's nice. 

Hello_Willow: I was a late bloomer. For a while it looked like I was never going to be able to do magic better than a five year old. By the time I could… Well, the nickname kinda stuck. 

She's surprised at how hard it is to not tell him about the years in the Abomination track, about Amity's betrayal, about the frustration in her dad's voice when she brought home another failing grade. She stops herself though. Hunter is still the Golden Guard. 

rulerzreachf4n: oh. I'm sorry I made you feel like that again. 

Willow considers her response carefully, makes sure she means it before she types it out. 

Hello_Willow: I forgive you. I don't trust you yet, but I forgive you.

rulerzreachf4n: Thank you.

Willow puts away her scroll and lays back on her bed. Setting up the flyer derby booth seems like it was weeks ago. She keeps replaying the day, examining it from other angles. Had 'Caleb' smirked a little there? Had his smile been too sharp? Had she heard ulterior motives lurking in his voice when he'd asked about the best and the brightest ? 

She hadn't. Obviously. She wouldn't have let him near the others if she had. But should she have? Had it been there, with her too stupid to see it? 

If it had been, she can't find it now. She keeps coming up with the way he'd slouched instead, like he was uncomfortable being the tallest member of the team. Or the stunned look on his face, the flush in his cheeks, when the team had cheered for him. 

She drags her hand down her face with a groan. It's so complicated and she doesn't do well with complicated. Look at her determinedly side-stepping any lingering mine-fields of hurt feelings between her and Amity. Luz had taken that neatly out of her hands by befriending and then dating Amity, and Willow wishes she could hand Hunter off to her the same way. But she brought him onto the team which means she put them in danger from the Emperor’s Coven, which means it's her responsibility to decide if he should be given another chance, a chance beyond accepting his friend request on Penstagram. 

She shakes herself and hops off the bed with more force than necessary. Her dads will want to know all about the game when they get home, so she should gather up some pictures for them, and practice what's she going to say so they know Professor Hermonculus was being a jerk but not so much of a jerk that they start calling the school. And she has a team now, so she needs to get together with Skara and start planning strategies. 

Yes, she has lots to do before it's time to start thinking seriously about Hunter, before there's even anything to be talked about there. 

She hesitates, thinks about checking her scroll one last time, but she doesn't really have anything to say and she's busy. Yeah. Busy. She'll talk to him later, when she's got some more time to devote to the idea of actually befriending the Golden Guard.

Until then - out of sight, out of mind. 

[ectoamerican]

WHAT NOT TO DO WHEN INTERACTING WITH MY BLOG - Customizable Edition

BASICS !

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GENERALITIES ! Triggers people MUST tag: animal death Interest tracker / checker: I have it and it's mandatory | I have it, it's not mandatory but I'm more likely to follow bad / interact with the people who fill it | I have one and I prefer it if people fill it in | I have it but it's to people whether to fill it or not | I don't have one | other (specify) Reblog karma: I practise it | I practise it sometimes | I don't practise it | I always reblog memes from the source | indifferent | other (specify) Rule passwords: I have one and it's mandatory | I have one and it's optional | I don't have one | I send passwords | don't sent passwords | I have to hype myself up to send one

3-5 ESSENTIAL RULES PEOPLE HAVE TO RESPECT

please read my rules

please be patient with me. irl stuff can get in my way or leave me too drained to do stuff, even if i WANT to write

the basic stuff, no metagaming, godmodding, infomodding, etc

3-5 IMPORTANT PET PEEVES TO KEEP IN MIND

I am 100% okay with my rp partner not matching my reply length. Be it shorter or longer. (heck, if they make it longer then I'll feel better abt my next reply being longer.) HOWEVER, if I give a paragraph or two, I will expect more than one line. which is what I actually got one time.

if my rp partner goes into a thread with me assuming something about my muse even though I make it clear that my muse is canon divergent. I'm absolutely free to IM if you have questions! I'm friendly and don't bite, i promise. QwQ

when i can't figure out your blog. please, readability is the most important thing to me. which is why the most I do is small text. I will change my theme if I think even one thing is making it unreadable or even slightly harder to read. bright harsh colors as well, makes the blog a mess to read anything on.

not trimming your posts. it makes it hard to follow whats going on sometimes. even if tumblr now makes long posts auto readmore. (at least it does for me)

i do prefer that ppl tag their posts most of the time, but that's not really a requirement if it's not like for a trigger or something. it just helps me search for stuff on their blogs if i can't find it through our notes.

2-5 THINGS THAT WILL LEAD TO INSTANT (SOFT/HARD)BLOCKING

if the blog looks like a bot in some way

if it's a personal who has repeatedly reblogged something after being asked not to

if it's someone i've known in the past to make me uncomfortable

2-5 THINGS THAT LEAD ME TO UNFOLLOW / SOFTBLOCK A MUTUAL / SOMEONE I INTERACT WITH

ooc drama between people, vague posts, bullying

minor/adult ships

very rarely, if they're spamming TOO MUCH ooc stuff, untagged or other wise, in a short amount of time. I mean like, many posts that are actually ooc not having anything to do with their character. not like aesthetic posts, headcanons, or art. I'm also not talking abt like, PSAs or updates on the mun's health/lack of energy. i get that it's your blog. but i didn't want to follow a blog that's being treated more like a personal blog.

also very rarely, if my dash is going too fast and it's clear someone isn't going to interact with me i might unfollow just to make things easier for myself to keep up with. but again, that doesn't happen very often.

if it's clear a blog has been abandoned. if they show signs of activity later tho, i may refollow. bc i know irl stuff happens, u kno.

2-5 REASON YOU DON'T FOLLOW (BACK) SOMEONE

if their muse is from a series i am uncomfortable with. (used to love HP, but i can't look at anything from it now. for example.)

if they ASK why i haven't followed them back. just feels weird, man. I will then not follow out of spite for how uncalled for that question is. nobody is owed a follow. not even me.

[jewpacabruhs]

i was rlly rlly enjoying that it felt like s11-esque SP again which, my personal fav seasons are like s6-s12 n around there so i was having a blast and then that ending just. pulled down its pants and projectile-shit all over me. it wasnt bad ig it was just. gross which i mean i'd expect nothing less but. yeah idk this is my way of saying cartman nipples ruined a whole special for me. that being said tho that was. probs my fav special yet? ending aside gkfkf

cartman went back to his roots a bit and i LOVED it (pointing guns at people, correctly deducing a situation like a little genius but then drawing a wildly inaccurate conclusion about it like a little moron, I MISSED HIMM), he even bullied butters into helping him like the good ol days n the cartmanbutterstoken combo like christian rock hard made me SO happy theyre such a good trio. cartman w the two boys who call him by his first name... speaking of i love how token calls him eric even tho he hates him.

i love token sm actually he was so good in this special. hes been rlly good lately in general actually, the one good thing to come out of the weed plot has been the black family (...ahh...) getting more screentime and development. tokens highkey the stan of craig and those guys which rlly Makes the rival weed farm parallel bc theyre both just. the normal ass kids next door dealing w insane bullshit. i LOVED his compassion for the little. chuck chuck creature it reminded me of the goonies and it was cute. cartman scoffing in the background was funny but it was rlly sweet n did remind me a lot of goonies which. childhood nostalgia always good. also im a child and the thing squirt-shitting made me laugh KGFKFK toilet humor will always get me bc im a 8 yr old boy ig

it was cool to have an overarching villain again i do think SP handles narratives with like. Big Bads well? idk i never see it praised but i personally enjoy those plots and i liked how it was done here. tho this is a bit morbid, the, er, conclusion of pipi's story reminded me of that ummmmm verruckt incident in kansas (if u kno u kno; if u dont and u google, sorry) and it made me wince. im sure it wasnt intentional but my macabre lil mind drew the parallel n i cringed fff. but i enjoyed the rest of that story

and oh my goodness it was nice to see south park shit on celebrities again FKFKF like TRULY getting back to its roots. felt like classic sp mockery i loved it a ton

ummm what else. OH RANDY oh my lord. when he went back to normal i was like. holy hell i missed this. tht was nice to have back. modern randy can be plenty funny but he's overwhelmingly annoying and played out and the meta behind his plot made me wonder if m&t agree w that sentiment? ik they started using randy as a mouthpiece for themselves once they hit. 40 or 45 or whatever idk when it started but them acknowledging the weed shit was played out (when previous recent eps had had more of a "haha we know u hate the weed shit and WE DONT CARE LOL!!!" stance) was kewl. ik randy reverted by the end but im hoping maybe smth might carry over. and it was nice to see the marshes being. normal n supportive n smiling again. i dont rmr the last time i saw sharon smile ;( and the sacrifice stan made of letting randy do what he needed to do... he sounded so sad. he'd only jus got his dad back. man i luv stan hhh poor kiddo

the karen shit actually made me laugh i thought it was funny. i don't hav any deep thoughts on it it jus amused me

ummm anything else. oh the fucken. cartmans boobs fkfkf just the boob physics. the way they bounced i was so distracted by them FKDKFK that was cursed but also real af tbh

ok thats all goodbye til more sp content luvs

[sickkbunny]

so i went to the store n saw this older guy wearing a mini dress and tights and he had these diva glasses but his walk was so masculine n sexy n toothpick in his mouf n like he had that shit on n i saw him walking in while i was pulling up but i also saw hella ppl like giving him thoseeeeee sort of looks. n it was busy af too. n in my head i’m like damn u know it takes guts to wear sumn like that store was def filled wit the local sort of crowd . n the fact he still was walking with confidence i was like okayy. so when i was walking in i passed him n i was like “i like ur look” n he kinda just looked at me. n ngl i got scared asf for a second cuz for a second i was like oh my fucking goodness did i just like initiate convo with someone who’s maybe not right in their head.. cuz some ppl wear out there stuff cuz they’re sexy n some wear out ther stuff cuz sumn ain’t right if u kno what i mean. but i was alrdy engaged at that pt n he was staring so blankly n i was still locked eyes n im STILL walkin past him n so im like “u look good” n i carry tf on like whatevr not every compliment needs to be acknowledged i jus wanted him to kno. BUT THEN from behind i hear a “thank u” LIKE A SEXY ASFFFF THANK U. LIKE A SEXY AZ FUCK MAN WORE A DRESS AND IS AWARE HES ATTRACTING NEGATIVE ATTENTION BUT JUST GOT COMPLIMENTED BY A SEXYY YOUNG WOMAN (me) LIKE THATTT SORT OF THANK U. like i could tell from that “thank u” that this person knows how to PUT IT DOWNNNN IF U KNO WAT I MEAN. god he had swagger idk any better way to say it. like i got wet LMFAOOOOOOOOO!!! he def paused for so long cuz 1. i could tell he wasn’t expecting that and 2. bro was checkin me out as i walked away. n anyways i turn back for a sec n im just like “yea;)” but y’all…. can i say this…am i allowed to say this…. i just know i was sexy as fuck y’all. like my look was so good and my face and hair like i looked like a casual cool girl. n y’all i would’ve never ever been brave enough to say sumn to a stranger but i just was so in awe of how he didn’t gaf n he still did his thing like fuck he deserved acknowledgement for that n i was a person who gave it n i just knoww i’m a highlight of his night

it’s like not even a big deal but i used to get so so SO insanely anxious going out alone anywhere and today i went to multiple places n felt good and actually confident :’)))) i was at a diff store n there were 3 guys who ik were checkin me out n normally i would completely 100% stay on the opposite side of the store n be scared but today i was like fuck i need to be in the kitchen aisle so dammit i’m gonna be in that damn kitchen aisle!! n i did :’)) even tho i kno i was being perceived i accepted it :’) and kinda appreciated it :’) wow i’m healing. like don’t get me wrong my heart starts pounding n i’m not rlly thinking straight but guess what baby fake it till u make it like they dk what’s goin on inside of me they only see my cool calm sexy exterior