#hefty boi

[bearotonin-international]

Oh ho hooo it’s the final Fat Bear Friday of 2022. This calls for some serious heft

Luckily Fat Albert is more than up to the job

[shadesofnavy]

Alpha Male Boyfriend be like: Sorry not sorry

[everlastingrandom]

dracula daily horrors last year: this man is fully unaware of the scary omens

dracula daily horrors this year: this man is fully aware of the scary omens but facing unemployment is scarier

[99-devilz]

no patience for foolish machines... OH NO GABRIEL WATCH OUT

[theenglishpig]

Garlic chicken pasta is healthy, I mean think of all that protein! But when you factor in the butter, mayo and quite literal tons of cheese, it becomes a different story… and that belly start creeping a little lower and weighs a bit more every day. That’s okay though, since that’s my intention😈

[fishfingersandscarves]

ehehehe @xx-vergil-xx

[deathsgl4mor]

REQUEST: "Can you deliver sum Thomas headcanons? like, some SFW but then sum NSFW at the end, ty hun 😚— Also, can I be 💄 anon? If you do stuff like that ofc."

A/N: yes, of course! also, i love the emoji anons, so you'll be 💄 anon now. anyways, thanks for the first ask! i didn't think i'd get one with how little my account is and the such few posts, lmao.

CW: +18 under cut, Hoyt, murder//gore//violence, breeding kink, sexual themes, fluff

SUMMARY: Headcanons for Thomas Hewitt: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre; The Beginning, 2003

{short-ish}

GENERAL HEADCANONS

tommy loves whenever you give him baths, washing his hair and all that. i guess that's just him missing physical affection

is damn sure that you don't get between him and the victims or around the victims in general. he couldn't bear the thought of you getting hurt in the slightest and he'd never forgive himself

he makes sure that you and his mother, miss mae as you call her, get along well. which you do. she's happy she found at least someone for her boy

often times he stays in the basement late but is quick to pay more attention to you than anyone else, immediately going to you if you want him by your side in any way. and I mean ANY way.

NSFW HEADCANONS

is a switch. he doesn't mind whenever you're below him, taking all the pleasure he delivers or if you're riding him as he can't help but be so noisy at the sight and feeling of you being so... generous, let's just say

always has a hand on your hip or breast, if you have them. no matter the position, he'll be grabbing at one of the two. male? he'll just hold onto you by the bicep/man titty ♡

loves the mating press position or cowgirl. still, doesn't matter the gender as the both of them are gender neutral... well... most sex positions are but those are just preferred.

if you're a woman, he's gonna be a little more aggressive with you but that's just cause he needs to finish up and get away from you quicker since if he takes his time, he'll get lost in it and will probably end up fucking you till you faint, or your hole is too filled to fit any more; that doesn't stop him good enough though.

every time he notices his seed leaking out of whatever hole of yours he had just stuffed, he'll finger it back in. even if you're infertile, it just does something to him.

if you're needy while he's in the middle of something, do whatever you need. just don't disrupt his work or do anything when there's company.

THANKS FOR THE ASK, 💄‼️‼️

[libraryofgage]

Completed Fic Alert!

After *checks notes* two months (!) My modern Steve in 80s Hawkins fic is completely posted!

Follow this link: (if someone asked me at the end) i'd tell them put me back in

This bad boy is 40 chapters (38 main, 2 epilogue), has a little spice in it (proper warnings given at the beginning of those chapters), and so much steddie you'll die happy!

[fellowshipofthenoodles]

couldn’t decide on a fave so here’s some Dandy spam

[menoftheprophet]

Dennis is starting to get fit again, so here’s some appreciation for the chest hair king at his thickest

[piggonehog]

Do you think I’ve grown?

[galaxywarp]

something about Clyde’s soft simple sweet little face just causes the most nonsensical baby talk to fall out of me whenever I see him

I turn the corner and see him gazing up at me like this

And I just start going “HELLO my chubby man baby boy man boy baby man. Hello my puppy man man boy baby man boy man. Hello.”

[feliner]

Share a treat with your fellows! <3

[theenglishpig]

Fat still counts as bulk… right?😉

[tanunigans]

I've been wanting to redraw my own old joke for MONTHS

Cheer up =D

[eyes-above--the-waves]

"Are they gonna blow the whistle every time Crosby gets hit?"

The SHADDDDEEEEE from that announcer, omg!