#hell yeah 🐈‍⬛

[the0doreslover]

Kitten love?

pairing: theodore nott x reader

warnings: fluff, the word slag once (not to a human) this was supposed to be comedic

summary: 🐈❤️🐈‍⬛

“How many times have i told you to keep your rabid horny cat away from mine how many more times am i going to say this nott?” you scoffed placing the black cat into theodore’s arms “I walked in and he was fucking humping her”

“well maybe if your stuck up princess of a cat stopped rubbing her ass on him, he wouldn’t go after her” he retorted

“what are you trying to say nott!”

“that your cat is a slag”

you gasped and were about to retaliate, before his friends intervened.

“alright, that’s enough of that, theodore you keep teddy away from….” pansy paused for a second

“cleo”

“away from cleo” she continued “and cleo stays away from teddy”

“fine by me!” you agreed

“me too”

“then that’s sorted”

…

That was infact not sorted

Theodore was sitting in the common room with his friends when he heard someone stomping in quite violently. He turned and saw you red in the face while a panicked hermione tried desperately to calm you.

Once your eyes locked with his it was like something snapped in your brain and you lunged for him.

People perked up watching as you tried to inflict harm on the slytherin boy

“Bloody hell, you’re crazy get off me!” he was laughing

“You can go to hell!” you were shouting at him “Why are you laughing!”

“You’re cute not to think i can’t have you on your back in seconds”

“Fuck you! and Fuck your mangy cat”

“Okay that’s enough” he grabbed your wrists and pinned you on the ground “why are you attacking me?”

everyone around the room watched the commotion silently

“My Cleo…”

“yeah?” he urged

“my cleo is…”

“for gods sake, what happened to your cat”

“She’s been impregnated!” you shouted struggling under him.

He paused for a second before the sound of laughter broke his thoughts, he looked up to where his friends + hermione were all trying and failing to surpress their giggles.

“Has she taken a test?” he ask

“She’s not a fucking human theodore, i told you to keep your animal away from mine and now look what’s happened” you pushed him to the side and stood up “hermione let’s go”

…

You were walking with harry, ron and hermione in the corridors when you heard your name being called.

You turned and came face to face with an out of breath theodore.

“Can i help you?”

“I’ve been- trying- to find you- all week!” he breathed out

“well here i am”

“listen, i need you to dig deep into your cold heart and find it in yourself to allow my cat to see yours”

“absolutely not”

“what’s wrong with you? this isn’t romeo and juliet, they are animals, my cat has been walking around aimlessly trying to find yours, have a heart” he snickered. “let him be a good dad”

“They way you guys are talking about these cats, you’d think they were real people” ron scoffed

“Fine, bring tony to my dorm after dinner”

“teddy” he corrected you

“yeah fine teddy”

“thanks love, appreciate it” he winked “see you after dinner”

…

That’s how you found yourself watching two cats reunite. It was as of you were watching a romantic film (but with cats)

“See, this is what you were in the way of” theodore snickered

“don’t make me regret my decision theodore” you scowled before the room fell into a comfortable silence

“i guess it is quite sweet” you smiled watching as cleo begun rubbing her face on teddy.

Theodore chuckled, and then, with a more serious tone, he said, "You know, maybe there's something to learn from Cleo and Teddy

you raised an eyebrow. "What are you saying, Nott?"

His gaze met yours, and he hesitated for a moment before speaking, "How about you let me get to know you?"

you found yourself contemplating the idea. After a brief pause, a smile crept across your face, and you agreed before turning your attention back to the cats on your bed, who had now comple te ly warmed up to each other.

…

One particularly sunny afternoon you were sat by the lake, cleo, who was quite big now, lay peacefully next to you keeping you company while you tried to study for your upcoming charms assignment.

you were stuck on a particularly hard question and when you decided to look up, you saw that the spot next to cleo was now occupied with her favourite cat, teddy.

you had warmed up to him after seeing him with your cleo so much. You reached your hand out to stroke him before a loud noise startled you.

You turned and saw theodore hysterically laughing.

“That was the most unfunny thing ever” you tried your hardest to hide your smile, but failed nonetheless.

“Yeah well, i got you to smile” he took a seat next to you.

“Well, can i help you?” you asked

“yeah” he smiled “you can talk to me”

“god you sound so lonely Theodore”

“well your cat has clearly gotten mine under mind control, he doesn’t even sit with me anymore”

you laughed

“can i tell you something” he asked “i feel like we are at this point in our friendship where you won’t kill me”

“who knows…” you shrugged with a faint smile on your lips.

“I purposefully let teddy near cleo”

“What?! why” you tried to be angry, but you honestly didn’t really mind the two cats near each other anymore

“because my favourite part of the week, was when you would come and give him to me, even if you were fuming half the time” he snickered

“that’s… really sweet”

he looked away from you and smiled.

“can i tell you a secret” you moved infront of him

“hm”

“every time i saw your cat, i’d be happy”

“why’s that?”

“cause it meant i’d get to talk to you… well shout but still”

he leaned forwards and grabbed you by the waist slowly pulling you closer towards him “can i tell you another secret” he whispered

“yes” you were slowly leaning towards him

he smiled and leaned into your face catching your lips in a sweet kiss.

“i think you should let me take you out”

[safetycar-restart]

had some random lando thoughts today so enjoy my brain dump in your ask box

imagine lando coming back from traveling with you all winter break and having to start his training sessions back up before pre-season testing. you aren’t allowed to come (because bullshit mclaren rules or something) so he has to go alone.

and poor baby is so sad. it’s only an hour or two out of his day but he’s seen you pretty much 24/7 the last three months so obviously this will not do. so the obvious solution is to make jon’s life hell. lando pretty much just pouts and whines the entire training session, refusing to do pretty much any exercise. so jon pretty quickly says fuck the rules and tells you to come next time so maybe they can get something done.

and poor, poor jon. with you there, lando is perfectly happy to do his exercises. except he needs a forehead kiss and to be told what a good boy he is between every set. so now workouts take twice the time because he refuses to move on to the next thing before he’s gotten what he deems an adequate amount of praise

he also only wants to you change his weight or tell him how many sets/reps he has left. so after a few days of this nonsense jon just hands you the notebook with his program for the day written on it and lets you guide lando through while he supervises

just gremlin lando and his need to be coddled and praised constantly. it’s a good thing jon loves him, otherwise he’d have killed him

-🐈‍⬛

Pls spoilt subby Lando is my favourite Lando, it just suits him so well.

It’s a well known fact that Lando is a high maintenance dramatic little shit who requires plenty of attention and hugs and kisses and will pout dramatically and give you the silent treatment at the most minor of inconveniences.

Lando was absolutely thriving during the break. He got to be as needy and demanding as he wanted to be, got to be with you the entire time and was so so happy and felt so good.

So when he goes back to training and you aren’t there? Oh no.

John knows the moment Lando walks through the door that this is gonna be tough. He can tell already that Lando is entering annoyed and upset and he knows there’s no way that mood will change during the session.

So yeah John gives up and asks you to come the next session between if he has to deal with a pouty Lando one more time, one of them is gonna end up in the ER.

Lando is, of course, in an absolutely wonderful mood when you come with him the next time and he’s on his best behaviour. Which also drives John insane because now he sounds like a mad man complaining about how difficult Lando was last time.

But yes absolutely Lando would like a forehead kiss after every set and at some point John just writes it all down and leaves because he knows this will get done quicker if you did it alone.

In conclusion, that little shit is lucky he’s cute.

[thegnomelord]

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Hi there, I'm Gnome, he/him, 20yo, and I write stuff, mostly smut. Currently a med student. A proud monsterfucker and european.

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Masterlist:

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Ask for Dom bottom childe x sub top Cyberpunk SAGAU reader.

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Soap has a musk kink

What it says on the tin.

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Price Does Shibari

No sex just teasing, what it says on the tin.

Missing You

Phone sex with Soap.

A Little Bit of Heaven

FTM Gaz and MReader go on Vacation.

Lending a Hand

You/Soap/Gaz monster Au, Soap goes into rut and heat.

Mages and Monsters

Ask/first idea about mage reader and Bluegiragi monster 141 au.

Patience Is a Virtue

Price comes up with a creative way to punish you, sub top reader. Monster AU.

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Good Dog

Long fic, you're Makarov's Hound, future poly 141

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[wintersera]

I just dropped from masters to diamond in Overwatch ranked and I’m gonna cry but besides that

I been thinking of like shy g!p gym rat kazuha that like you go to the gym with her one time and someone is flirting with you in front of her and she just gets mad and fucks you like I have one of the biggest crushes in this girl man

-🐈‍⬛

cw: public sex, g!p kazuha, oral (giving)

anon… please carry me 😭 i used to be hard stuck gold back in ow1. good luck if you’re tryna climb back uo to master!!

but anyways YES shy g!p gym rat zuha you say?? ouhh girly invited you to go to the gym one day with her bc yk workouts RAAAHH💪 GAINS💪💪 jokes-😭 its more of a poor excuse to get you to wear gym clothes (the ones where you can SEE 👀 everything) and its also another poor excuse to get you to see her abs and biceps 🤤

well zuha is,, shy and doesn’t know how to talk to women correctly, even you 😭 yeah you guys are friends and she sees you in a non friend way partner like ooooh she has a crush on youuu 🤭 like she doesn’t even know why you stick around with her bc she doesn’t really talk that much, only bc she doesn’t know what exactly to say to you.

anywayss,,, you two were just doing regular gym stuff. you trying to bench press at least more than you usually do and zuha is spotting you like the good gym rat she is :)) and then a random man had the audacity to talk to you while you were lifting heavy ass weights?? LIKE MOOOVEE?;!;?:??;

“hey cutie, do you want me to help you? those seem too heavy for your pretty hands to hold?”

oh man,, zuha had never felt this pissed off before- like she was getting bolddd,, all that shyness she once had leaves her body as soon as that man opened his mouth.

mhmhm yk where this is going,, had to shove that man away from the bench, like fr shove him tf away 😭😭 she’s strong as hell so she had no issues with pushing a guy out the way- anwyays after she did all that, she grabbed your hand and dragged you to the changing rooms :)) as she was feeling extra bold today she wanted to yk relieve some of the tension AND there’s definitely gonna be some tension relieving 🤭

you noticed her bulge showing through her compression pants (bc she’s simply just that big 🤤) and being the good friend you are, you ask to suck her off? now normally shy zuha would say something like “ah- no it’s okay you don’t have to” :<< BUT SHE WAS FEELING PISSED,, accepting your offer bc she needed to feel less stressed abt the situation-

already ready to get cock sucked, she’s lifting your hair up in a makeshift ponytail, pulling you closer and closer to herd bulge,, you sliding down her sweatpants and her compression pants her cock springs up and hits the side of your face 😳😳

makes you deepthroat her so quickly that i catches you wayyyy off guard. zuha head pusher fr!! like she’s so caught up in the pleasure that she doesn’t realise she’s moving her hands on there own,, having two hands on your head moving it to her will AUGH ZUHAAA?:!/: doesn’t even give you time to breath, her mind thinking of cumming all over your pretty face.

cock twitching in you mouth, her legs starting to shake- ouuhh she was close to cumming. now mind you, you’re in a PUBLIC changing room with those stalls. zuha, on the verge of cumming, bites her lip as continues to rock her hips into your mouth. feeling your hot tongue on the base of her cock, she lets her senses wash over her body- muffled moans as she’s making sure no one could hear her cum,, finally letting go of your head once she’s poured out all her semen down your throat :))

—

a/n: this isn’t proofread yet- it’s 5am and i’m about to snooze i’ll edit it it when i wake up 😭

[svtminji]

what were the members reaction to jeongmi’s relationship? were some members rooting for them since the beginning or was totally shocked by the news

omg! this was something i’ve been meaning to start writing, esp. for the jeongmi files, but didn’t really know how to expand from it. the ask really drove me to write this.. so thank u anon !! 🐈‍⬛🐈🤍

٩(^‿^)۶ SEVENTEEN’S REACTION TO JEONGMI’S RELATIONSHIP !

pairing. jeonghan x oc — seventeen x oc

date set. late 2020 / november 2020

word count. 1.1k

warnings. foul language used, one mention of their engagement, mutual pining omg 😫

an. again.. thank u to my anon for asking this ^_^

anon asks related to this. mingyu reaction

LEAST SURPRISED — “oh, okay. yeah we could tell you two liked each other for a long ass time already. i’m surprised you didn’t get together sooner.” ->

seungcheol/s.coups & joshua

ok this two men were like.. thankful that the pair finally had the balls to ask each other out after like 2 years of painful flirting omg. since the 95 line are usually closer to each other, the jeongmi couple had their designated person that they talked to about their love problems. sc&js definitely heard both sides of jeonghan and minji about their “undying love” for each other but didn’t know if it really was that for TWO YEARS STRAIGHT. #1 WINGMEN—“oh hey jeonghan, why don’t you go help out mizu with her tasks. i’m sure she won’t mind you” or “oh sorry about that mizu, but i’m sure jeonghan can help you with that task”— and they would SET THEM UP on dates omfg. the news wasn’t surprising to them at all. to them, they were already a couple with the way they acted towards each other tbh. — “god fucking FINALLY!! it’s about damn time!”

seungkwan & chan/dino

seungkwan. kwannie. chan. channie *violently sobs*. these men rooted for them like children of divorce who went through hell and back to get their parents back even though they never had a divorce but they were just not together or married. in satirical forms, they would ironically call them mom and dad and only to please their ideals, they would respond to it. literally pushed the jeongmi agenda—“ah minji-noona, when are you going to date jeonghan-hyung? what do you mean ‘no?’, he literally throws heart eyes to you whenever you have the chance to speak and you do it as well..”— and they did not fail! news wasn’t surprising, they literally raised seungkwan and chan.. — “see! i told you they were going to date. now give me those $50 bucks right now.” “hyung, are you serious right now..?”

SEMI SURPRISED — “oh, i mean i expected it but i didn’t think it would be so early.” ->

wonwoo

just because this man is quiet, DOES NOT mean he doesn’t enjoy the drama 🙄!! one of the first people to realize what was going on between jeongmi, excluding the fact they smashed before dating each other. actively had told minji to ask jeonghan out but wonwoo never saw it happen rip 💔. he was more worried about the articles that would come out once they were either: 1) exposed, or 2) came out themselves and said it. — “ah. see! i told you everything was going to be alright! i literally told you to ask him and boom.. he beat you to it.”

minghao & vernon

these two could see that jeonghan & minji would eventually get together some day but they didn’t know when. unlike sc, js & chan, they didn’t push much thought into it but supported the jeongmi agenda. they’ve seen the signs of a future relationship, given how minji would act with jeonghan. minji also brought a side out of jeonghan.. ❪ like being babied ❫, and to be honest, hao and vern were like .. “tf when did he get all mushy mushy with mizu..?”. they were surprised to say the least but it wasn’t the biggest news to them ❪ like jeongmi getting engaged ❫.

SURPRISED — “how long did you guys know.. and why didn’t you tell us beforehand!!!” ->

hoshi/soonyoung

he would see the sneaky glances between them during any sort of dance practice. during dance practices, soonyoung is on HIGH ALERT all the time and frankly, he does not want anyone messing up, including his main dancers chan and minji. seeing minji distracted during practice was pretty rare and seeing her this distracted because of jeonghan was even WEIRD. did some investigation but later gave up because he forgot. didn’t help that he got frequent visits from jeonghan ❪ same dorm building in 2020 ❫ and jeonghan would as him some questions about minji. — “what do you mean they’ve been dating? oh, is that why you asked me if minji was talking to anyone?”

dk/seokmin & mingyu

these two were surprised. seokmin was shocked and mingyu fell to his knees ❪ not clickbait, see image at the end ❫. mingyu couldn’t believe he was flirting with a taken woman, still did afterward. they couldn’t believe their eyes and had to take breather. — “so you’re telling me that you two are together? okay. that’s reasonable considering you two were always together. right mingyu? mingyu..?” image at the end.

MOST SURPRISED — “WHAT THE FUCK.” ->

jun/junhui

oh this man LIVES on his phone, spends most of his off days catching up on whatever he missed. sure he’s heard a thing or two about them, especially from minji, and shrugged it off. he always thought that it was weird that minji had a certain feeling for jeonghan but honestly, who wouldnt? so whatever was said about him from her, he honestly did not give a f.. until they announced it. he’s literally the shocked cat meme or wtv cat memes there are now 🙀🙀🙀 literally him. ngl.. he’s the type to forget their dating because he’ll pop in the room and see them pdaing and boom! “what the fuck is going on??” — “what do you mean they’ve been eyeing each other? HOW?”

woozi/jihoon

this man LIVES in his workplace. what makes you think he’s going to understand the emotional love from these two..? though he did find it weird that minji was asking his opinion on love songs she wrote, but didn’t mention it. and why was jeonghan so keen on wanting to learn more japanese..? on the dates they were busy with either music shows or gose, he did notice that they were closer to eachother and found it extremely strange. #was the last one to find out — “so you’ve been telling me that you two have liked each other for how many years? TWO? oh my god.. you better be fucking with me”

EXTRA BONUS: PARENT’S REACTION

DOI HOUSEHOLD ->

mom and dad were NOT surprised at all. the calls made from minji to her parents always ended on a strange note: “so when are you going to ask out jeonghan?” or “are you and jeonghan finally dating or what?”. minji had enough during the early months of 2020, and kept her secret when they finally started dating. — “mariana mizuki cortez doi. why did we have to hear it from the agency that you were finally dating jeonghan..? oh, you better pray that you are not home til the next year.” — though afterward, they were extremely supportive of the young couple.

YOON HOUSEHOLD ->

just like minji’s parents, the yoon parents were NOT surprised. they always regarded minji as a sweet girl and had always told jeonghan to bring her home more often, without the rest of the members. they also pushed the jeongmi agenda onto jeonghan in hopes he would ask out minji sooner or later. after a month or so of dating, jeonghan would eventually tell his parents on what their newfound relationship was built on.

some were short due to the diverse set of reactions!! but here’s jun’s reaction and mingyu’s reaction.

svtminji est 2023

[chlorinecake]

your first impression of your moots and your impression now?

took me a while to get to this but here’s my long asf answer 🐈‍⬛

@angel1kisses ✮⋆˙ idk, something abt her blog jst INSTANTLY captivated me, like… even before I saw what she looked like, I knew she’d be a baddie 😏 in simple word tho, jst think of every high school stereotype (minus jock) but in one person. that’s how chaotic her energy was to me 😭 and it’s the same way now… gotta love my random and smexy wifey huhu 🤭

@nikisdubblchococake ✮⋆˙ meme material. she had an asian santa pfp when I first saw her account 😭 so I figured she would have an interesting sense of humor. she also used a lot of slang and meme references whenever we texted, but I just loved her energy from the beginning, and I knew we’d end up being really close friends like we are now 🫶 my copium 💯

@minhosimthings ✮⋆˙ okay so… mona left an interesting first impression on me… I was honestly a bit intimidated by her in the beginning 😳?? I just didn’t feel worthy/brave enough to talk to her at first 😭 like… she had a very quirky, mysterious, and boss bitch vibe all around ~~ but when I finally got to know her, she’s literally such a sweetheart :( like Ik we’re partners in crime but she seriously stole my heart… ❤️‍🩹 my jagi… all mine 🫂

@starrywonie ✮⋆˙ y’all. I’m abt to embarrass the hell out of myself when I saw this, but I was literally OBSESSED with Nana when I first found her page (way before I started writing myself) ~ like, i honestly thought she was older than me bc I just looked up to her as THE Jungwon fan page. now after getting to know her tho, she’s literally a walking wonie 🥲 the cutest bby ever 🫶

@candewlsy ✮⋆˙ okay soooooooo, i didn’t really have a first impression of Mizu bc as soon as I discovered her blog, we were talking and texting on discord the next day 🤪 !! but from that, i can say she has a very lovable and sociable nature… always willing to learn more abt a person while also sharing things abt herself... can't forget how much she loves her cowboys, too 🤠

@wonfilez ✮⋆˙ i discovered her blog during my yandere phase and boy when I tell you she had me hooked with "beautiful monster" 🫠 I just admired how talented of a writer she was (even though that was the only work I'd read by her at the time, it was enough to make me a fan 😭)... aside from the past though, once I finally got to meet her, I admired her bubbly personality 🫶

@enmayz ✮⋆ ˙ I just never felt confident/worthy enough to speak to or even follow Mira 😭 ... just from seeing the way she'd talk about her moots on her blog, I could immediately tell she had such a beautiful soul, and anyone close to her was literally so lucky, like- now tho? don't even get me started on her voice... her looks... her charisma ??? the girl just slays, I tell you...

@jaylaxies ✮⋆˙ enhabler's disney princess right here ☝️. I don't know what it is abt Aria, but she just radiates such royal energy??? like, as crazy as it sounds, I'm pretty sure she sparkles like diamonds or smth, bc she's literally a celebrity. an ICON, I tell you. but aside from my fangirling, she really is a sweetheart. very humble, very chill... yeah, she just slays like that 😌

@hoondrop ✮⋆˙ intimidating part 2. I always felt like a peasant whenever I saw Moon’s blog, like- it seemed disrespectful for me to even scroll through her posts 🤡 idk if it was just the aesthetic of her page, but she genuinely seemed ethereal to me. and even now after speaking with her a few times, she’s like an older sister 🥲 cool, chill, while still being relatable, just in a mature sense 🫠

@takiberry ✮⋆˙ miss renè... from the day she followed me, I didn't even bother checking out her blog because I HAD ALREADY BEEN STALKING NGL 🤡 she just seemed so vibey from the way she responded to her fans, plus, not a lot of creators on here write abt &team, so I was like, yes, let's be friends !! now tho, I see her as the lucky friend... blessed with good looks, a sweet personality and the opportunity to talk to ej 🥲 she's just THAT girl ~~

@rowretro ✮⋆˙ even though we just became moots closer towards the end of this year, I had to include Rowan on this list because she's just so cool and bubbly, and I've already had sm fun getting to know this cutie patootie over the past few days and I can’t wait for our friendship to blossom as time goes on :)

@squoxle ✮⋆˙ this beeyatch just gets on my nerves, honestly... from the moment I saw her as a baby in the hospital, I knew she would be the death of my 9 month streak of peace. but to look on the bright side... actually? there is no bright side 😔 only darkness... my impression of her remains the same, tho. she stinks, she's ugly, and HELLA annoying XD

@microwvdstrawb3rri3s ✮⋆˙ when I first saw her account, I didn't really form an opinion abt her bc I saw her as a follower than anything. but once we started talking more frequently, I swear she's like the cutest little sister ever 🥲 so endearing, energetic, and sweet... like, it genuinely makes my day every time I see one of her silly asks or just a random "hello" message in my dms !!

@cheruluv ✮⋆˙ if I'm remembering correctly, I first met Iya when she asked abt one of my yandere fics, so I just assumed right out the gate that she'd have more of an edgy personality, but when I actually got to know her, she's such a ray of comfort ❤️‍🩹. I mean, she's literally a human version of a my little pony character. just so nice and friendly all the time... 🫠

Side Note: This year has been TRASH to say the least (won’t get into the details because the haters are waiting to celebrate my misfortune)… But ever since I started this blog in early August, I’ve never felt happier, like…. ever 🤑!!! So I just wanna thank all of my precious mooties for literally just existing (?) and getting me through some of the toughest moments in my life this year… obviously I’m religious, so I gotta give credit to the LORD too 🧎‍♀️ but knowing you guys is such a slay for me. Legit feels like I’m winning at life… but anyway, Happy New Year to all of you lovelies 🫶🫶🫶 and special thanks to @ashgonedash (the original gangster... kudos to this queen for requesting blood on ice 🫡), and @yourmomscuntis2tighy (my highness... MEGA props for coming up with the convenient chances plot, like HELLO???)... these two girls have supported my goofy ahh blog since the beginning, and I will always remember y’all baddies for that :3 Take care and stay safe !! MUAH 😽 Love, Chloé 🩵

[theemporium]

Could I request 🧸 with hockey!steve teaching his kid in the future how to skate? Or 🐈‍⬛ with hockey!steve and rival captain!reader dressing up for their first Halloween party as a couple? - 🏒

thank you for requesting!🫶🏽

.

“Right, buddy, do we remember what I said?”

“Stick with Daddy.” 

“And?”

“Mummy is always right.”

“And?”

“It’s okay to fall.” 

Steve’s face broke out into a massive grin and it was hard to look away from it. He had been waiting for this moment for far longer than he probably cared to admit to you. It was clear that despite his own parents being lacklustre and negligent, Steve had always wanted a little family of his own. You had seen it in the way he treated Max, or the boys in the junior team he voluntarily coached in the last two years of college. 

Steve dreamed of a day he had his own kids, the day he could become the father he always wished he had and always wanted to give Max. Steve dreamed of the day where he could be that figure for someone, and that day had come when you had your son Matty. 

It had been one of the most wholesome experiences watching Steve become the father he always dreamed of being. Watching him be there for all the meaningful milestones and being there for the ones that didn’t mean so much to other people, but meant the world to him.

“Remember, not everyone is a perfect skater first time. I fell so many times before I got good,” Steve told his son as he worked on lacing the little personalised skates he had bought specifically for this occasion. 

“Did Mummy fall a lot?” Matty asked, his big, brown eyes watching the way his father’s fingers moved expertly in awe. 

Steve’s eyes found yours over his son’s shoulder, a small grin on his face that reminded you of the cocky college hockey star you grew to love. “Don’t be silly, bud. Mummy was perfect at everything the first time.” 

You snorted, leaning down with your hands on Matty’s shoulders as you placed a peck to the top of his head. “He’s lying. I fell too. Everyone does. Even Uncle Eddie.” 

Matty tilted his head up to look at you. “What if it hurts?”

“Then Daddy will be here to make it better,” Steve told his son without a moment of hesitation as he placed his hands on the young boy’s knees. “We’ll patch it up and go get ice cream. And then, we come back and try again tomorrow. There’s no shame in failing before you get good.”

Matty glanced out at the ice rink. “I wanna be able to skate fast like you, Daddy.”

“And you will,” Steve grinned before he stood up, offering his hand to his son. “And maybe one day we will both be faster than Mummy.”

“Fat chance,” you snorted under your breath. 

Matty spent the first thirty minutes on the ice just clutching onto Steve in any way he could, whether it was onto his hand or gripping the fabric of his jeans. He needed to be holding onto his father in some way, shape or form. 

But it made your stomach erupt with emotions you couldn’t explain as you watched how patient and sweet Steve was. As you watched them skate up and down the rink, laughing and smiling and calling out to you. It made your heart feel full as you watched him introduce something the two of you loved so deeply to your son too. 

“Look at you go, Matty!” You grinned as he slowly began to skate towards Steve with no help at all. “You’re going so fast, buddy!”

“I’m doing it!”

“Hell yeah, you are!” Steve cheered him on, pulling him into a crushing hug the second he was close enough and prepping kisses all over his son’s giggling face. “I’m so proud of you, bud.”

And you were so goddamn proud of him too.

.

[ghostbeam]

Happy Halloween Oz!!! 🎃 👻

Hmm a lot comes to mind with Halloween but I think the biggest ones are ghost or candy! So I'll let you pick. This is a cute little event bb 🖤🐈‍⬛

Happy Halloween kitten!!! I didn’t know who to write so I figured Bakugou would be a safe bet so yeah I hope u enjoy!!!<3

Katsuki Bakugou + Candy + Ghost

Words: 400

“That shit’ll rot your teeth.” You hear from behind you, making you jump out of your skin, the bowl of Halloween candy falling out of your lap and onto the floor in front of you.

“Don’t do that!” You scold, turning around to glare at the man standing behind your couch, arms crossed over his chest.

“But it’s so much fun.” He barks out a laugh. “What else am I gonna do?”

“Maybe go haunt someone else?” You suggest, bending down to pick up the spilled candy. Katsuki had been haunting you since you moved into the tiny apartment. It was the first place you’d ever lived on your own in—well almost on your own. The apartment he died in was one floor above yours, and he never explained to you what happened. He probably never would. But he liked hanging around you, for some reason.

“But you’re my favorite.” His voice his suddenly inches away from your ear, and it startled you, once more. “Plus, you’d miss me.”

This time, Katsuki had materialized in the seat next to you, leaning so close to your face that you had to move back or bump your nose right into his.

“Shut up—eugh!” You push both hands forward, hoping to land on his chest and shove him away, but you fall through him instead. Sitting back up, you glare, “I hate when you do that.”

“If you want to touch me so bad, you could always ask.” He shrugs, stretching an arm over the back of the couch, and staring straight ahead at the horror movie playing on your tv. You wish your ghost wasn’t so attractive.

You groan, throwing your head back against the couch, landing against his wrist, “God, I need a fucking exorcism or something.”

“I’m not a demon, sweetheart.” He chuckles, moving his hand to rest against the back of your head.

“Could’ve fooled me.” You sulk, crossing your arms over your chest and sinking further into the couch. He grabs your arm, pulling you flush against his side. He throws an arm around your shoulders and you squirm against him.

“Behave, or I’ll make you fall through again.” He speaks against your head. You let yourself relax into him, not wanting to fight against him anyways. He turns his head back to the tv, “what’s this one about.”

“A ghost.” You grumble, “an evil, malicious, terrible thing that makes the main character’s life a living hell. Kind of like you.”

“Can’t be hell if you’re here.” He shrugs and stars ahead at the tv like he never said anything at all.

[noodlebro]

TL:DR, local porn star snorts pepper. - 🐈‍⬛/🐕

Word count: 1915

—

“Grnngh.. another fuckin’ day with Val I might just fuckin’ kill myself.” Angel whines, getting back to the hotel after work, sitting down in front of the bartender.

He takes the cocktail he always finds made for him on the counter of the bar and starts chugging it before he starts telling the bartender about how shitty Valentino is when he looks over to him and realizes he’s asleep.

“Whiskas?” He pokes and prods at the sleeping chimera-like cat demon before getting his hand swatted away by a half-asleep Husk.

*Sndrff*

“Mmmmhhhhmmm fuck do you want.” The cat says with a slightly congested sounding voice

“You uh- you good?”

Husk groggily looks up at Angel, turns around and inhales comically deeply, quickly realizing that was a bad decision, the sudden rush of cold air irritating his nose. He quickly turns around to stifle a few sneezes.

“hIH-XGNT- TSHH- HEHH-hh.” he internally groans, losing the last one and aggressively rubs his nose before turning back around to the spider.

“Fugck d’you mbeand by thadt.” The bartender says in an extremely agitated tone.

Cringing at the sound of the congestion rapidly seeping into his voice, the spider sheepishly responds “Uh.. nothin’ uh, jus’.. forget I said anything.”

“..glaldy.” 

“h-h-*hhHH* *sdnff* fuuuuu… hhHATCHH-uh. Thdere idt is! Mby god!”

The jumping spider looks at him with concern for a moment before quickly looking away, not wanting to get shouted at by a grouchy, sick Husk.

Angel goes back to his room after drinking a few more glasses and lies down on his bed with Fat Nuggets for a few minutes, before a he hears a knock on his door.

“Charlie, I am not doing trust exercises at fucking 12:05 in the morning”

“Uh, itd’s ndot Charlie-.”

“Oh shit- Whiskas, that you?” realizing it’s him, Angel quickly puts on a seductive tone after hearing his voice.

“Come to see me babycakes? Why ya visiting me in my bedroom, hm?~ Wanna come a bit closer?~..”

“Shudt the fuck ubp. Do you have adny tissues ind here or ndot?”

“Uh.. and.. Why do you need them?” He asks, concerned, dropping the seductiveness and remembering the state the bartender was previously in.

“..there was a spbill odn the bar”

“Mm.. uh-huh. Sure kitty, whateva you say” He mumbles handing him the box of tissues, his concern for him rising with every moment.

There’s a short bit of silence after, only the sound of the slight hitching of breath from Husk and the straight radiation of suspicion and worry coming from Angel.

“..thangks.”

“Uh-huh.”

Right as Husk starts walking out of the room, he’s interrupted by a series of sneezes

“hh-.HETSHH-uh- HEPSHH-ehh.. fuckging hell..”

“..bless. D’you- uh- need anything? I think I probably have medicine somewhere around here..”

“..ndo. ‘m fidne, thangks.” He says quietly, speed walking out the door.

After the door slams shut, Angel hears more muffled coughs and sneezes from outside his room.

“Okay, yeah, he is definitely sick.” He mutters to himself.

—

Angel hears knocks on his door.

“Hm?”

“Hey Angel! We’re doing more exercises today!” The puppy-like-princess chirps at his door.

“Alright, fine. I’ll be down in a few minutes.”

“Okay! See you then!”

Angel slumps down onto his bed before breathing in deeply through his nose and getting out of bed.

After he finished his comically long morning routine, he walked downstairs and instinctively looked at the bar. It was empty. Now he needed to do the trust exercises without getting to even check up on Husk.

…

fuck.

—

After another long day at the studio, Angel came back to the hotel and slumped over at the bar.

“I needa drink.”

…

“Whiskers?”

“Uh, Angel? Are you gonna go to your room or are you just gonna… uh. Sit here?” Vaggie side-eyed him.

“Bitch, don’t you fuckin’ side eye ME.”

“I’m not the one who was fucking slumped at the bar waiting for someone who wasn’t even here for the ENTIRE. DAY.” She said, subconsciously flaring her wings out with her arms.

“Oh shut the fuck up, bitch, it was a long shoot, aight?... hold on, gone for the whole day? Where was he?”

“I don’t know. In his room?”

“Okay. Can I atleast still get a drink?”

Vaggie sighed and walked behind the bar counter and poured him a drink before sliding it over to him.

“Thanks, vagina.”

Just as Angel was about to grab the neck of the glass, Vaggie snatched it away from him and downed it in two seconds flat.

“FUCK YOU. IN THE BAD WAY.”

“Slow.” 

“Ugh, whateva. I’m gonna go check up on Husk.” He says walking up the stairs to the chimera’s room.

Vaggie snorted.

“Bitch, what now?”

“Someone’s down bad.”

“FUCK YOU YOU FUCKIN’ BITCH, I’LL KILL YOU AND YOUR FUCKIN’ DEMON BITCH, YOU KNOW FUCKIN’ NOTHIN’ ABOUT ME, I WILL FU-

“You never denied it,” Vaggie said with the most smug face known to the Pentagram.

“AGHH.” Angel shouts, storming off.

“Hey, before you go.”“WHAT DO YOU WANT NOW, MY FUCKING GOD.”

“Y’know, you’re not doing a great job of hiding the fact you’re concerned about  your little Husky-poo.” Vaggie taunted. (“VAGINA I SWEAR-”)  If you want him to take care of himself, you could, I don’t know, also pretend to also be sick?”

”That’s!-... actually a good idea. Damn, bitch, that's a sentence I thought I'd never say to you.”

“Okay, fuck you, now go away”

“fine.”

The spider starts thinking about Vaggie’s words. “How the fuck would I pretend to be sick anyway? Should’ve known vagina couldn’t have an actual good ideaaaa…?” His voice trails of as he walks past the kitchen, spotting a shaker full of pepper.

“Hmmmm.” Angel grins as he walks slowly towards the shaker. He makes a pile of the pepper and mentally prepares himself.

“Eh, I've done this before for my films, how bad could this even be?” He mumbles the last part “haven’t done it in a while though.” 

“Whatever, ya only live- uh- die? Once!”

He starts inhaling the pepper.

“*COUGH COUGH* DAMN BITCH HOLY FUCKIN’ SHIT*COUGH*AUUH WHY IS IT SPICY ITS BURNING MY NOSTRILS”

—

“Vaggie, why is Angel running around the lobby screaming?”  Charlie concerningly looks at Angel.  

“He snorted pepper.”

“HE WHAT”

Vaggie sips her coffee.

“He snorted pepper.”

“Uh- okay.”

“This is so hilarious I’ve been recording him for 30 minutes now”

“…sweetie I really love you but…” Charlie points at Angel

—

Finally composing himself, he puts on some blush to make it look convincing.

“HUSKYYY~”  Angel yells obnoxiously 2 octaves higher then his usual voice, making it half-sound like a moan. 

“WHADT THE FUGCK DO YOU-” Angel listens to him shouting, before he gets cut off by something, which by what he can hear are muffled coughs. 

He starts walking towards Husk’s room and knocks. “Can I come in pleaseee~ I-”

He cuts himself off with a few coughs. (eh, convincing enough.) he thinks to himself.

He hears a quiet growl from inside. “..sure.”

He slumps his shoulders before going in and puts a tired look on his face and goes into Husk’s room. Feathers and used tissues cover the floor, with empty booze bottles stacked in the corner. Oh my satan, the feathers. They were piled up, some in clumps and some in groups of only one or two. Same with the tissues. “sheesh, that’s a lot,”Angel thinks, hiding a sympathetic cringe for the cat. 

Husk’s fur is matted and unclean, the fur on his tail is bent and his wings have uneven clumps of feathers. The fur around his nose has thinned, probably from rubbing too hard with tissues.

“Whadt hapbened tdo you? You look like shidt.”

“Ndot pbossible,” Husk says mockingly in a higher octave, wincing at the effort it took.

“Ha-ha. Very fudny. You sure you dond’t need anything? Ya look this close frobm collabpsing.”

“Could say the sabme for you.”

Angel internally cheers. He remembers to maybe thank Vaggie later.

“Adnyways, I feel like shidt. (“you loogk ligke shidt”) cadn I pblease lay dowdn with youu~?”

“..fidne.”

“YESSSS” He internally screams.

He pounces on the cat, launching him onto the bed.

“Stay here, I’m gonna go get Nuggs~!” 

Husk pinches his nose and acts annoyed. That is, until Angel leaves. After the spider left his room, he smiled. (Well, the closest thing he could to smile in his current condition) 

Angel comes back holding the pig and placing him softly on Husk’s lap

“Ookay! Now I’m gonna go get some medicine for you okay??”

“Arend’t you also *sdnnf* sigck? Where’d all’f this ednergy combe frobm? Odne secgond you’re coughigg nd sdneezing and a segcond away frobm crumbling, and ndow you’re agctig ligke a lil’ *snddddddfff* kid who found a dollar odn the sidewalk.”

“Uhhh. Allergies?” Angel shrugged. “Anyways, you need medicine. Be right back!”

“AW COBME THE FU-” the door slams shut and he hears the quick footsteps of the spider running

The spider comes back, panting. “Huhh.. I got some medicine, here.” He says, laying out all of it and placing 3 full boxes of tissues beside him. 

“Here, wear one of these, it’ll be more comfortable.” He says, throwing one of his robes and sweaters at Husk. 

“I- whadt- agh, combe odn. Itd’s ndot *SNDDFFFF* that bad.”

“Ah, shut the fuck up and put it on Whiskas, what, you too pussy (pun intended -authors) to be seen in somethin’ a’ mine?” 

“Oh fugck you, fidne.”

“Ha.”

“Shudt ubp.” He throws on the robe and Angel overdramatically falls onto the bed next to him

“Now take your medicine. I have water if you need it.

“Mmhfff… thangks..”

“Don’t mention it.”

“…”

“…”

“Hey, do your wings normally shed that much?” Angel’s the first to speak.

“I dodn’t kndow, I dond’t really *COUGH COUGH* (Angel winces at the sound) pbay attentiodn to thebm.”

“Aren’t you supposed to like, preen them or sumn’?” He asks, handing a cup of water over to him.

“Yeah I thingk so. Ndever really bothered tdo, though.”

“I don’t know, that looks really uncomfortable to me.”

Husk’s wings subconsciously twitched, scattering some loose feathers on the bed, causing Angel to sharply suck it with his teeth bared at the sight.

“Itd’s ndot thadt bad…”

“Oh, no, no, this is a mess, I gotta fix this up. How, exactly, are you supposed to do this?” The spider mutters, taking out all his 6 arms and grabbing a comb with one hand, running the other through the cat’s fur and using the others to get him into a position that he could work on with that was still comfortable for Husk.

“I dodn’t kndow, just pbick out adny loose feathers, I guess. I thingk you’re also s’pbosed to oil themb.”

“Do you have anything for that?”

“Yeah, I thingk idt’s idn mby drawer.”

Turns out, having 6 hands was pretty convenient for something like this. Angel used the sweater as something to put all the loose feathers and oil his wings, and after a surprisingly short time, other than the occasional interruptions from him having to sneeze (the feathers everywhere weren’t helping), but afterwards, Husk’s wings were practically unrecognizable to the mess of feathers that it was earlier today. Just as Angel was admiring his work, he noticed a slight hitch in the chimera’s breath.

“hh..hHH-”

“..ohh shit.” he mutters, just as the other demon started sneezing again, scattering the feathers everywhere.

[gabessquishytum]

you know what. it's my birthday and that means i get to be extra extra self-indulgent. so! i'm going back to chastity belt+urethral plug hob because... yeah.

even after hob is perfectly happy and settled into being a kept pet he loves when dream keeps his peehole plugged, and dream loves anything that keeps his beloved pet happy and horny. and being plugged makes him so horny -- dream quickly learns to either plug hob's cunt as well or to make sure he's on a good thick pillow, or hob will drip so much he'll leave puddles on the floor.

and then eventually dream realizes he's kept hob plugged every day for more than a week and even the biggest plug in the set he ordered doesn't fit as snug in hob's peehole as it should. it was never his intention to change his darling's body! so he decides to give hob a week or two without being plugged to give his body a chance to tighten back up.

not that he makes it a week. he doesn't make it three days, because on the third day hob crawls into his lap before they leave dream's quarters for the day and quickly starts apologizing and begging. did he do something wrong? is he being punished? he didn't mean to, he swears, what does he need to do to earn his plug back? dream's quick to explain that hob didn't do anything wrong, he only wanted to give hob a chance to recover, and hob tearfully explains that he doesn't want to recover. he wants dream to change him. and he admits that he'd maybe been hoping dream wanted to change him to.

and the thing is, dream does. part of how guilty he's felt about this is that he does want it, he wants to shape hob into his perfect little pet. and he doesn't begrudge hob being... a little bit of a slut before. but he'd like very much to find a virginity of hob's he can take. so when hob admits that he was really really hoping dream would keep stretching him until he could take a cock in that little hole? dream's just glad he didn't have to be the one to bring it up.

so dream orders a new set of plugs, and hob gets gradually sized up and gets more and more desperate every time they have to switch to a new plug. dream's actually the one who has to be sensible about it, because as soon as dream can fit two fingers into his urethra, hob starts begging for dream to just fuck him already.

but dream wants to take good care of his beloved. and when he finally works his cock into hob's new hole, hob doesn't feel a moment of pain. he comes for the first time as soon as dream's all the way inside him, and he doesn't stop coming as dream fucks him. he's a very spoiled little pet. but he's all dream's, and dream wouldn't have him any other way.

-🐈‍⬛

First of all. Most beloved and special 🐈‍⬛ anon. Happy birthday!!!!!! I hope you have such a lovely day, I (and everyone who reads this blog) love you a lot!!!!!!!!

Second of all. I am very very unhinged about Hob wanting Dream to bodymod him, okay. Hob being mindlessly horny because Dream is giving him a brand new hole that no one else will ever get to touch? Fucking hell yeah, I'm weirdly emotional about it.

Hob is a very horny little painslut at the best of times. When Dream initially starts playing with his urethra, Hob just knows that this is His Thing. This is the thing that he likes more than a normal amount. Every single time Dream puts a sound in him he gets this wonderful surge of pleasure and before long, he can cum just from having his peehole stimulated. He has wonderful daydreams about how maybe one day, Dream will be able to put his whole cock inside that tiny little hole! Hob lies in bed at night and squirms, rubbing his thighs together and nearly moaning out loud as he imagines it.

It's the pain, and the discomfort that gets him off. But there's also the aftercare. Dream is very conscientious about making sure that his pet remains healthy, so he keeps Hob’s peehole clean and tidy to ward of nasty infections. Hob dearly loves holding his folds open while Dream lovingly swabs him. He just feels like the most special person in the whole world.

So when Dream finally promises that he'll stretch the little hole into something properly fuckable, Hob is in ecstasy. He promises that he'll be extra specially good. Dream just shakes his head fondly and ruffles Hob’s hair. He knows that his pet will be in trouble soon enough, but he's so whipped he'd let Hob get away with anything at this point.

Sure enough later that day, he catches Hob with his hand stuck in the chastity belt, trying to stuff one finger into his (still tiny) peehole, right alongside the sounding rod. Looks like Dream’s going to have to invest in an even more elaborate belt, since his pet can't keep his hands to himself. Or maybe he'll just go ahead and order some handcuffs to be made specially... <333

It's all going to be worth it when he gets to put his cock into the hole that no one else has ever even touched. And it'll be an absolute dream come (or cum 😉) true for Hob.

[a-wildkinventure]

Hey there!!

@a-wildkinventure here! you can call me Venture!

[I know this post is long, but please read till the end!]

I use he/they pronouns.

In addition, I also use it/its [I use neos but don't list here]

I am part of a questioning [not currently diagnosed] sys, in addition to being polykin and therian so... chaos will ensue.

Although this blog is dedicated specifically to kin chaos.

[in specific I am a c-linker/c-kin in addition to non-linking kin with fictionflicker and exotrauma experiences as well as having a very strong connection to kinmems]

please try to understand that this is my only safe place to talk about kin stuff... so I really, REALLY just want to exist... and even here I'm not sure how 'safe' I feel...

What I'm cool with doing:

[On a scale from 1 to 10]

Chatting with other fictionkin [or kin in general, other, fiction, etc.] - 10/10, definitely! talk with me peeps!

[especially if you are from my sources!!! Fallout 4, Kong Skull Island or Kaiju in general, Murder Drones, Sally Face, Metal Family, Coraline, Chikn Nuggit, Tangled the Series, Carrion, UTMV, Dumbo, etc!!!]

[Trying] to make moodboards - 7/10, I am kind of shit at these but will still try!

[Trying] to make stimboards - 2/10, I am total shit at these and probably won't try, but I'd love to learn!

Talking with doubles - 9/10, might weird me out a bit at first, but hell yeah, dude!

Offering kin help - 5/10, I can try! I'm actually pretty new to understanding that I am kin, so I might not be good.

Anything NSFW in asks - 2/10, depends on context... I'm usually VERY sex and sexual/sexuality repulsed, but within REASON I can handle NSFW stuff. Just don't go out of your way to be a horny freak ig? [Not meant to be negative, but I've dealt with too much sexual shit in my life...]

All The Kin-formation!

High Kin(s):

HABIT

Evan Myers

Alex Kralie (Vampire AU)

Alex Kralie (different AU, unsure as to which)

Tim Wright

The Observer

Slenderman

Jack Nyras

Josh

Hansel

Medium Kin(s):

Lordy / Lordi

Swampy

Gustav Shvagenbagen

Harold Biddle

Bezel

Carrion

Sal Fisher

Jane Doe

Low Kin(s):

Heavy

Hvitur

BEN DROWNED

Alice Liddel

Chesnok

Catnap & Catfeine

Dormant Kin(s):

[Label used for kintypes that I have not had shifts for in a long time, to the point where I am unsure what happened to them. Something I attribute to fictionflickering]

Template

Toby Rogers

Casey Junior

Wyborne Lovat

Varian

Zombie Drone

Disassembly Drone

Skullcrawler

Glowing Deathclaw

My Kintypes [all]:

Glowing Deathclaw, Skullcrawler, Zombie Drone, Disassembly Drone, Sal Fisher, Chesnok, Lordy / Lordi, Wyborne Lovat, Bezel, Carrion, Varian, Template, Casey Junior, Heavy Shvagenbagen, Catnap & Catfeine, Gustav Shvagenbagen, Tobias "Ticci Toby" Rogers, Jack "Eyeless Jack" Nyras, BEN DROWNED, Hansel, Alice Liddel, Slenderman, Tim Wright, Hvitur, Harold Biddle, Jane Doe, Josh, Swampy, HABIT, Evan Myers, Alex Kralie (Vamp AU), Alex Kralie, The Observer

(Copingkin types: Heavy Shvagenbagen, HABIT/Evan)

(Copinglink types: BEN DROWNED)

Kinsidering Kintypes:

Lif (Metal Family)

You can see me on the fictionkinfessions blog, I use 2 emoji combos for my confession signings. Here are some of them!

(aka ones I've used for submissions)

🎀💔 (Lordy confessions), 🍻🌟 (now for Chesnok confessions), 📼🎸(Sal Fisher confessions), 🐈‍⬛🌫 (Wybie confessions), ⏱️🌌 (Bezel confessions), 🥩🪱 (Carrion confessions), 🧪⚡️(Varian confessions), ✒️🔄 (Template confessions), 🚂🎪 (Casey Junior confessions), 🐾🗺 (Pokémon??? confessions), 🤘🐱 (Heavy confessions), 📏🎼 (Gustav confessions), ☀️🌘 (Catnap/Catfeine confessions), 🩹🌲(Toby Rogers confessions), 👁🔪 (Jack Nyras confessions), 💾🎮 (BEN DROWNED confessions), 👗🎠 (Alice confessions), 🍜🤳 (Ennui confessions), ⚫️🫀 (Venom confessions), 🌲👔 (Slenderman confessions), 🚬🍂 (Masky / Tim Wright confessions), ❄️💎 (Hvitur confessions), 🚺🎢(Jane Doe confessions), 📹🛤 (Josh confessions), 🐊🛀 (Swampy confessions)

( ps. I use I/me on this blog instead of we/ours because kin related things are ONLY associated with me [the core], I seem to be the only kinner *I think I'm wording that right?* as well as the only therian. hence the I/me. also, fakeclaiming syscource people... fuck all the way off, please. I just want to EXIST and BE MYSELF. Like, I'll stay off your posts, respect your DNIs but if you come to ME, I WILL block you... I just want a space to feel free to have my identity, because apparently I can't just "Be Myself" as people always told me anymore. Like... I'm not claiming to be endo, I'm not claiming to be tulpa or willo, or traumatically formed.. I don't I'm know WHY this happened.. just saying I have experiences, even though they won't really be talked about here, my shitty anxiety wants me to try to safeguard myself against fakeclaiming and hatred because I just want to go through a day feeling a bit okay about who I am for once... like... feeling okay about ALL of me, not just some cherry-picked "socially acceptable" aspects... )

more ps. PFP does not belong to me that is someone else's art... I belive I found it on Pinterest, but I do not remember the poster.

In addition, my banner is an edited / compiled version of two moodboards that soldier-requests made for me. So again... not mine, technically.

[zestialtheancient]

Sometimes I think your the only sane demon in hell, then I look at everyone else and decide yeah no you probably are

- 🐈‍⬛

Oh, so many of us art sane, we simply have no need for a moral code. Though one of Alastor's little acolytes...the short one, she art a true description if insanity.

[chaeminnieya]

Setup

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pairing -+ idol!yunjin × idol!fem!reader

synopsis - * The departure of former member soojin from The departure of former member soojin from (G)IDLE left netizens and (G)IDLE members missing soojin, but following soon after you take a hiatus but a week after returning you've got caught in a scandal?!.

genre -* smau, small angst?, fluff, pining,

warnings - insulting, swearing, jealousy, social images. (mentions of alcohol and smoking), mentions of sex, and

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Following Sakura’s instructions y/n cautiously walks to the corner booth as she gets closer she sees her suspicions were correct and this was in fact not Sakura but it was

“Jennifer?”

“Y/n?”

The two girls have an intense staring contest until it was broken by Y/n huffing and turning on her heels to leave while Yunjin practically jumps out of her seat to grab Y/n’s hand

“Just wait!” Yunjin says while softly tugging Y/n back

“Why? So you can ridicule me about my mental health?” Y/n whisper yells as to not disturb others or bring too much attention to the two idols.

Upon hearing her words Yunjin sighs defeatedly as she lets go of y/ns hand

“This isn’t exactly my idea of a fun Saturday either Y/n, but we’re already here so at least just eat something before you leave, I already know you haven’t eaten today.” Yunjin mumbled the last part but Y/n caught it.

“How would you know Jennifer.” She sneered at her

“You never eat before going out to lunch because you want to eat all of what you ordered.” She sighed as she sat back now in the booth and gestured y/n to sit as well

Y/ns eyes flickered between Yunjin and the seat across from her

She huffed as she sat across from the brown haired girl

“What are you gonna get N/n?” She asked while looking down at the menu

Not registering that Yunjin called Y/n her nickname that Yunjin gave her “Ill get th- Ya! what did i say about calling me that.” She said pouting angrily with her arms crossed making Yunjin chuckle

“Right, sorry now what are you gonna get”

“Avocado mash toast thing and hibiscus tea” she says while closing her menu and putting it to the side while Yunjin nodded and grabbed both of your menu’s

“Yknow i alw-“Hi welcome to slowpokes what can i get for you two?” The waitress said while bowing

Just as you were about to tell her Yunjin beat you to it

“ Two Avocado mash toast and two hibiscus tea, please”

“Alright will that be all?” And Yunjin nodded as the waitress took their menu’s

“It will be out shortly!” She says while bowing Yunjin turned her attention back to the girl across from her

“You’re annoying, i can order my own food.” She says even more annoyed then before

“Yeah, but you really cant, you always got really anxious when it came to ordering food and I always did it for you.” She says while leaning back in the booth

“God why am still here.” Y/n mumbled while putting her head in her hands before taking a deep breath “so what Jennifer?, did you just want to sit here and eat with me while we reminisce when we were together?” She says while making eye contact with the girl across from her

“Thats part of it, but I really just thought that since we are already here why not talk about somethings like why the hell you were just prancing around town smoking weed?!” She says with her eyes wide emphasizing how angry she was about it

“You could go to jail N/n- sorry Y/n but how the hell do you one grow the balls to smoke weed IN PUBLIC, and two get caught?” Yunjin says, using her hands while talking after shes done she crosses her arms and sits back

“And then on top of that now people think we are ‘bitches’ because of one interaction and the fact you can’t control your face.” She says while gesturing to you

“Excuse me?!, i can control my face.” She says even though the look of ‘bitch seriously?!’ on her face contradicting her previous words, making Yunjin laugh, a genuine laugh and that caused y/n to laugh with her until she caught herself and cleared her throat

“I gotta go use the restroom” y/n says while quickly getting up and speed walking to the restroom then into a stall as she stood inside the stall she decided to go onto twitter

“You’ve got to be kidding me.” She huffs out angrily while shoving her phone into her back pocket and storming out of the bathroom and back to the booth

“Hey are you g- im leaving now.” Y/n says cutting off Yunjin while y/n grabs her purse and leaves the cafe, and immediately shes stormed with people asking for autographs, and pictures she turns back to see a Yunjin bearing a kicked puppy type of expression as she waves to y/n while she turns on her heels and makes her way through the crowd

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synopsis - * The departure of former member soojin from The departure of former member soojin from (G)IDLE left netizens and (G)IDLE members missing soojin, but following soon after you take a hiatus but a week after returning you’ve got caught in a scandal?! .

OPINIONS???

Masterlist

[stilt-man-official]

heyyy its Black Cat, I hear there's a villans team happening :o

juuuust wondering if theyy accepted non-traditional villains, like, for example, just a random one. thieves. or here's another one. cat burglars

juuust wondering k thx byyyyeee 🐈‍⬛

oh hell yeah! Black Cat of course you would be welcome in any group!

the more the merrier

[wintersera]

BESTIE UR ASKS ARE OPEN AGAIN YAY I saw you play Overwatch congrats on ur rank I can’t stand Overwatch ranked it’s ass

But I need I mean need like begging for some G!P Sakura thoughts like anything I am an absolute WHORE for her and proud of it also love ur writing I like binge it almost everyday

-🐈‍⬛

cw: oral (giving), g!p sakura

YEAH overwatch ranked is so mad 😭 had 2 people screaming at eachother for what? at least they use comms in diamond though… but at what cost bc everyones shouting at EVERYONE 💀💀

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anyways yes onto g!p kkura thoughts 🤭 domestic girlfriend sakura <33 watching day off s3 had me thinking about thoughts- the part where she woke up before all the members and made them breakfast AUGH should wife her up fr.

she wakes up early just to make breakfast for the two of you. you wake up a few minutes after her, walking into the kitchen bc something smells so good. uhhfhfghdh hugging her from behind and wrapping your hands around her waist, kissing her on the back of her neck saying “good morning” in a raspy voice her weakness fr. you’re still tired as hell so you don’t notice the way she shivers from the contact of your lips on her skin.

youre just basically wrapped around her for the entirety of her cooking. she just felt so nice and smelt so good that your hand unconsciously palmed at her crotch “mmmmm,, soft” and she giggles at you telling you that she’s busy cooking and to wait for the food… she also has a hard on LOL but again, too sleepy to notice.

and ofc you realised she has one bc as soon as she sets down the plates and everything else on the table you’re springing out from your chair “kkuraaa- i’m hungry”

“i know i know, the foods almost done baby. why are you getting down on your knees?” taking her sleep shorts off, you’re still half asleep but yk what you’re doing. a very excited and confused kkura staring down at you.

“yeah no i can’t wait i’m just gonna-“ without any prep you deepthroat her with ease. in the middle of your kitchen as well likee 😭😭😭 fyi the food is burning but kkura is too concentrated on how your tongue is swirling around her length, like she fr forgot about the eggs on the pan bc the back of your throat feels heavenly.

[mari-writes]

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Bokuto is frozen. 

He stands there in their shared kitchen, unmoving, mouth open and eyebrows up to his hairline in obvious shock.

Kuroo waits, sweaty fingers gripping the bouquet of flowers he’s holding out towards his friend. He can’t believe he’s doing this. Is he crazy? No, he’s just kind of in love with his best friend-slash-roommate, and is tired of silently pining like a fool.

“K-Kuroo?” Bokuto blinks multiple times. “What is this..?” His gaze keeps going back and forth, from the flowers to Kuroo’s face, as if he can’t believe what he’s seeing.

“These are for you.” Kuroo shoves the bouquet toward his friend. “And, um, yeah.” He chuckles nervously. “I’m sort of… in love with you?”

Bokuto sways in place, like he might fall over at any minute. He doesn’t appear to be breathing. Kuroo leans down, searching the man’s face for any negative reaction. So far, shock is the only thing he recognizes. 

“Y-y-you,” Bokuto stammers, “love me?”

“Yeah.” Kuroo nods, determined to be honest. “I hope that’s okay with you. I don’t know how you feel about me, but I just wanted to say it. Even if we stay friends only. You should know how I feel.”

Time drags on as Kuroo continues to wait for his friend’s answer. The usual loud, chatty Bokuto is still basically a statue. It’s maddening, but Kuroo knows he shouldn’t push. It’s obvious the other man is still processing everything.

A few more moments pass until finally, Bokuto releases a long, shaky sigh, and then sucks the breath back in as he grips the flowers with both hands against himself. He swallows and bites his lip. Starts bouncing on his toes. His head jerks forward once.

Kuroo narrows his eyes. “Bokuto? Are you okay?”

“Sorry!” Bokuto cries. “This is just—I’m just so—I don’t know how to say this, but—”

“Dude, calm down.” Kuroo huffs a laugh, moving to sit on their sofa. “I’m not going to freak out if you reject me. It doesn’t matter.” That last claim is sort of a lie, but the last thing Kuroo wants to do is make his friend feel bad. 

“No!” Bokuto chases him onto the cushions, flower petals flying across the floor. “That’s not what I meant!” He leans in, so close that Kuroo can see the specks of gold in his irises. 

“What do you mean, then?” He levels Bokuto with an inquisitive stare, watching as the other man’s face splits into a joyous smile. 

“I mean, I feel the same! I have for a long time! But I didn’t think you did!” Bokuto’s voice is too loud for being this close. Kuroo winces. He’s about to chide Bokuto to quiet down before his friend’s words finally catch up to him. 

He glances back, heart pounding as the realization sets in. Bokuto had just said he felt the same way. He had accepted Kuroo’s confession.

He loves him back.

“Oh,” he says simply. “Cool.”

They stare at each other in silence for a moment. Then, still smiling, Bokuto sets his flowers down on the coffee table and scoots closer, until their knees knock. He leans in until they bump noses, until Kuroo’s eyes slightly cross.

“Ha,” Bokuto breathes. “You love me.”

Kuroo sighs. “I know. It’s annoying as hell.”

“Aww, don’t be like that.” He reaches up to mess with his friend’s hair. Kuroo yelps and swats him away. There’s a brief tussle, both laughing as they try to get the upper hand. Finally, Bokuto uses his superior strength to pin him down into the couch.

Kuroo gulps. The man is hovering above him, one leg secure on the ground and other around one side of Kuroo’s hips. He’s got both of Kuroo’s hands pushed above his head.

Kuroo tries and fails to not stare at the other man’s chest but gods, what a magnificent sight it is. His pecs strain against the thin, white t-shirt, leaving very little to the imagination.

Without thinking, Kuroo reaches up to touch.

It’s Bokuto’s turn to yelp. “Woah!” He laughs nervously. “What are you..?”

“Oh c’mon, you can’t possibly blame me.” Kuroo licks his lips, fingers digging into the soft muscle. “I’ve been wanting to do this for ages.”

Bokuto goes silent. For a moment, Kuroo worries that he’s moving too fast. Maybe he should’ve waited to say something so frank.

But then he looks up.

Bokuto is grinning from ear to ear. His eyes are so full of joy and fondness that Kuroo feels the breath catch in his throat. “You like me that much, Tetsuro?”

The use of his given name once again catches Kuroo off guard. “Y-yeah,” he stammers.

“Cool,” Bokuto breaths, leaning in even closer. “You can touch my chest as much as you want! Well, as long as I get to grab your ass. That’s what I’VE been wanting to do forever!” Bokuto’s affectionate expression is too innocent for the words coming out of his mouth. Kuroo chokes.

“Dude! Okay, okay,” he knows he’s blushing like mad. Bokuto is just so unabashed in his feelings, his wants. Perhaps Kuroo will just have to get used to that. 

“So, um, is it official?” Bokuto’s face shifts into slight apprehension. “Do we get to be boyfriends now?”

Kuroo blinks. Then he smiles, reaching up to card his fingers through the other man’s hair. Most of the gel has gone, leaving his locks soft to the touch. Kuroo really, really likes the feeling. 

“Yeah,” he says, and Bokuto immediately releases a long, shuddering breath. “We do.”

Bokuto throws one fist into the air in celebration. “Hey hey hey! This smart, sexy guy is my boyfriend now! Take that, universe!” He falls falls forward onto Kuroo, giggling like mad. 

Kuroo gasps at the weight suddenly atop him. But he gladly accepts his fate, letting the other man push him further into the cushions, relishing as the warmth of Bokuto’s body washes over him.

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This was written for Bokuroo Week 2023 on Twitter! Thanks for reading. I you enjoyed, please comment and reblog! I also have a ko-fi (linked on profile) if you’d like to support me there. 🥰 Cheers!