What if when Michael got Distortioned he/they/it/(?) had just kept showing up to work? Imagine Gertrude comes into the archives and finds a bunch of paperwork filled out in yellow highlighter and folded into impossible shapes, and then Michael-Distortion just walks into the room door-style and sits down at his work computer so it can email Gertrude a phishing scam.
Blitz telling Stolas how he made him feel. What he put him through, to remedy everything with an Asmodeus crystal. NOTHING Stolas does after the fact for Blitz will remedy that horrible agreement Stolas put him in.
And then this:
So manipulative, Blitz was about to say sorry even before Stolas literally dismissed Blitz, just like Blitz said. Toxic rich asshole.
I've seen much conjecture about Imogen's feelings and how much Laura put into all their little moments but I think ya'll are forgetting Laudna was absolutely not beating the allegations from as early as before they fought Otohan.
I mean- are we forgetting "I've never been in love before... I mean, that's not true, I deeply love Imogen *confused gay pause*"?? Are we forgetting "You have one of the biggest sparks I've ever seen. You don't need a pulse for that" "it pales in comparison to yours"????
Or "I certainly can't lose you" with the fondest look on her face? "You should never have to run into the storm alone". "I choke out, thought the pain, with whatever breath I have left, 'Imogen?'" "I think that depends on you, darling". "I'm still holding on to your hand. In the real world. I never stopped."
I mean, Marisha SAID she was making an unromanceable character but if I had to guess that also went out the window a while ago.
While trying to tempt Caligula, Crowley makes a discovery that renders all his efforts for naught. But then it turns out that Aziraphale is here too, so maybe his trip to Rome isn't wasted after all.
***highly recommended to read on a phone because of the Multiplicity Of Line Breaks that just look very weird on a laptop unless your font size is huge
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i've always loved the idea of crowley falling in love with aziraphale in rome. in some ways it really is my roman empire so i figured i might as well make it happen! featuring many shenanigans and an annoying emperor :)
any and all support is greatly appreciated <3
anyway it all started with a dream:
so this is for @eybefioro @captainblou @crowleys-bentley-and-plants who challenged me to write a fic with no angst and also, coincidentally, for that one commenter who asked me on the same day if i would consider writing something happy for once. against all odds and with much difficulty, i have done it. love u guys sm <333
Top 10 certified limbus moments to me is the time Outis called Eunbong a tacky name for a restaurant and when the owner mentions that he named it after his mother the fucking. music just abruptly cuts off, followed by Sinclair softly saying “Oh.”
Then Ryoshu out of all people tells her T.W.H. (that was harsh)