What’s up with the obsession with Alastor?
"i am. so. tired. i overtime five days a week and this is what i come home to—a fucking tentacle up my blue cunt for fuck's sake—friends for years. fell out. petty. disappeared for seven years. my only real friend. not an obsession. try being and meaning absolutely n̶o̶t̶h̶i̶n̶g̶ and suddenly having everything once that one person comes around, see how well you take it up your ass. been asked this over thirty times and and considering how i have well over 600 posts in this blog? i don't know, hm, well, maybe—not an exaggeration."
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sleep deprived izuku qoutes part 1?
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izuku who hasn't slept in almost a week sitting in the floor in training after being knocked on his ass while the teachers and class ask him if he's okay:
aizawa : You good midoriya? can you hear me kid?
izuku : the sand is killing me.
everyone pale faster then before :
midnight : w-what?
izuku glaring at the sand : bitch ass mother fucker.
aizawa : okay you need a nap.
izuku glaring at aizawa now : go fuck yourself overgrown butterfly!
aizawa pale and a little bit shocked : I-.... what the fuck!
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midnight trying to get all the juice gossip out of izuku while he works in homework in the teachers lounge : So, midoriya , do you have a crush on anyone?
Izuku not even looking up from his work : The only crush I have is this crushing anxiety.
midnight in shock : oh... oh wow..
aizawa nodding : mood.
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aizawa, texting: O
Izuku : What?
aizawa: Don’t read into that.
Izuku : But I will read into that.
aizawa: HOW?! IT’S A LETTER!
Izuku : Why is there a space after it, hmmmmm?
aizawa: Dude, really?
aizawa: It’s a fucking letter.
Izuku : It could stand for something!
aizawa: IT DOESN’T, I PROMISE!
Izuku : Like Oppression! Or worse…
aizawa: kid, I just typed the letter O, that means nothing. :/
Izuku : Optometrist.
aizawa: Oh my God…
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aizawa and izuku who are on an mission sharing a cheep rent apartment for a night while izuku hasn't slept in 4 days and is feeling good
aizawa, texting: Izuku , will you please go to sleep?
Izuku , texting back: What makes you think you didn’t just wake me up?
aizawa, yelling: I CAN HEAR YOU CLAPPING TO THE FRIENDS THEME EVERY TWENTY MINUTES SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP!
aizawa, texting: Just a hunch :) You goin’ to sleep soon?
Izuku , texting: I’m trying
aizawa, yelling again: TRY HARDER I HAVE A 5:45 AM MEETING TOMORROW BITCH
aizawa, texting: Okay, don’t stay up too late or you’ll be cranky.
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aizawa: What's two plus two?
Izuku half asleep at his desk : Math.
aizawa: ...I will accept that answer...
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can it truly be called writing if you don't want to delete everything you wrote in a violent fit of rage at least once
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I think looking this good should be illegal. sorry sir u have been handed a life sentence for the crime of FACE
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Kitsune's Winter ❄️🦊☃️
Idk why I always fell for the characters I hate the most and out of sudden they became my favourite-
Anyways, nobimaru for Christmas cuz why not?
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