#helpmehelpmehelpmehelpme

[pinkiepie20000]

its 6:20am for me right now and im trying to get ready for the day but i look like i crawled out of the vagina and begged to be put back at the first site of earth

[nightmare8-420]

sh mention ig

reading sh fics to cope with. withdraw??? (would that be the word 🧍) but it only making you want to do it more

[misscryptidart]

Guys, I'm falling into the character OC cyclone again, I can’t do this. I can't romance Emmrich twice in a row. I have 6 other runs I want to do. helpmehelpmehelpmehelpme

[ask-jiro-kirisaki]

Contents of the Notebook

((Ties to my fic "One Last Concoction. Using this for a reference for Tumblr RPs with @ask-doctor-isami and TDB Server RPs))

(Spoiler tag added for people in the server that want to wait until certain RPs AND for sensitive content)

((TW: Unaliving Ideation))

One page contains a taped-on diagram of the human brain. Only a few portions are circled in red: The hypothalamus, the hippocampus, the amygdala, and the limbic cortex. Each has a line leading to different notes: Responses; Memory (preserve/retrieve); Response, Fear/Anger; Mood/Motivation/Judgment The following page lists other functions those sections of the brain control, as well as the pros and cons of removing the functions of each portion. Another page lists various chemicals naturally present in the brain as well as their functions in regard to emotion: Serotonin, Norepinephrine, Dopamine, Adrenaline, and Oxytocin There are a variety of notes scattered on the page that have been scribbled out quite heavily, save for one that seems to have been written in a hurry: "Too unstable, too unpredictable. Can't wait for results. Not enough time." Another page is littered with notes on anomalous plants and their properties. The only thing they share in common is that they have some kind of numbing effect of the mind. A note at the bottom of the page reads, "Effective for a time, but not long enough. Increasing dosage too risky. Unable to work properly while under effects." With each page, the note structure is more disjointed, almost frantic. Many things are scribbled out with notes in the margins: "Not enough." "Visions persist." "Muscle spasms." "Extreme lethargy" "Auditory Hallucinations" "Persisting GI symptoms" Looking closer, these appear to list the results of some kind of experimental drug or procedure. The rest of the pages are littered with notes: "Make it stop make it stop make it stop makeitstopmakeitstop" "imsorryimsorryimsorry" "the screaming always the screaming it never goes away" "they think I did it but it wasn't me it wasn't me it wasn't me" "I can only see your face in the blood so much blood can't stop it" "so tired so very tired" "let me sleep" "need to sleep" "helpmehelpmehelpmehelpme" "selfdefense or initative kill or wait theyll find me soon lock me up" "no choice no choice no choice need to run but where" "no escape no escape no escape no escape no escape" The writer seems to gain a little more clarity as they list more anomalous plants and fluids extracted from various anomalies. The handwriting is less clear. It seems the writer's hand may have been shaking. This list doesn't contain any notes, or even where to find them. Someone knowledgeable in anomalous medicine might be able to discern what the common denominator is between them. A page is missing, but the page after it only has one thing scrawled on it. "Forgive me brother."

[arrowheadedbitch]

We getting philosophical in the discord tonight! (Helpmehelpmehelpmehelpme)

[system-of-cats]

helpmehelpmehelpmehelpme

[altzaza]

HELPMEHELPMEHELPMEHELPME

[valentine-cafe]

The reader accidentaly walking in on (209) Rishen turning all spidery and they are both terrified and fascinated.

"Wow... Amazing..." *pause* "I-I mean... I'm sorry! I shouldn't be staring. Or staying... But it's just such an... extraordinary sight! I'd even say pretty in its own, morbid way. It rather fits you..." *slowly stats to back* "Even if it must be really unpleasant... Pleasedonteatme! Itasteterrible!"

⊹ ۪ ࣪ ᥫ᭡ earth 209 rishen ⊹ ۪ ࣪

. ˚◞꒰ 🍰 spider monster x reader, mad scientist x reader, villain x reader ꒱

“n—” a small choked out sound manages to vibrate out of the scientist’s throat, eyes pitch black, while his irises shine a bright red. it is clear that the office has been torn through — papers and documents scattered across the floor, along with pencils and utensils, shining in the reflection of the light from the lamp hanging in the ceiling of the office.

rishen claws at the floor, body convulsing as pain strikes through it and stabs him over and over. the back of his shirt torn completely as tendrils and spider legs twitch around and try to get him up and moving. . . it almost looks as if it is trying to break free from him, separate. another gurgled choke rips through him and he looks up at you with dark tears dripping down his face, staining his cheeks and dripping into his open, panting mouth.

“’m not gonna eat you. he-hhhhhhhhhh — aaaaargh” a loud screech reverberates through the room and rishen’s body convulses violently, jolting and flippin him onto the floor, while his fingers twitch and try to contain the tendrils that can extend from them too.

with a sharp, sobbed out breath, he stares at you — gods, he’s always hated these vulnerable states, especially when it is someone who isn’t jingyi witnessing them. it embarrasses him. “— help me”

“help me — helpmehelpmehelpmehelpme”

[cater-the-diamond]

IF THERE’s one thin))((G it’s Goop

HELPMEHELPMEHELPMEHELPME

THEBLOODWONTGOAWAYTHEBLOODWONTGOAWAYTHEBLOODWONTGOAWAY

[just-jammin]

i have no idea who you are griefy but yes, i definitely feel an oh no is very appropriate for this situation... -⭐️

no, shit, uhhhhh

god, it reminded me of something that might happen soon...

oh god please don’t let them die-

[kringe]

I'm glad I escaped my abusive household but living in the suburbs is a fucking nightmare that episode of always sunny wasn't lying

[limitedlifevigil]

Every Player’s Last Words for every death

Sorted by player: Bdubs: 14: “Oh. h0t. NoO~” 17: “Come on! Come on, Mumbo!” 36: “I’m fine! I’m okay! Okay! Okay, I don’t have it, I’m out!” 39: “Okay! Alright! I had to do that, I had to. Okay. Alright. Etho, give me th-” BigB: 32: “Am I going to blow up now? Is this where I blow up- No! Lizzie, No! Help!” 33: “Oh no-!” 45: “No, Cleo! This is not- I’m going to die! Cleo!” Cleo: 11: “No! You absolute- No. No. No~” 13: "Oh nooo! Joel, you genius!” 48: “Helpmehelpmehelpmehelpme” 52: “I’m with you.” 55: “Oh, here we go!”

Etho: 40: (none) 53: “Ren, you’re gon’ get- no!” 57: “You know how it ended last time, Joel.”

Grian:  01: “Guys, please tell me you’re the Boogeyman so you can make this happen.” 12: “What? Mumbo… NO! NOOOOOOOOOOO-” 31: “What the- AY! Martyn! No! No! Noo~” 56: “Not like this! Not like this!!”

Impulse: 22: “So let’s go ahead and do that- wh- oh hey! Hey! What! Wha-” 28: “Hey hey hey hey, HEY! NO! NOOOOOO~” 37: (none)

Jimmy: 24: (none) 29: “No, I’m not, I can’t- I can’t be gone. No! I’m actually dying I’m-”

Joel: 03: “Sorry! I’m so sorry! Nooooooooo-!” 05: “AAARRRGH!” 08: “You got to stop, I’m cured! I’m cured! I’m not the Boogeyman anym-” 19: “Haig- Hi guys! *strained noises* What’s going on?” 58: “Not like this! Leave me leave me! Team? Team!?”

Lizzie: 04: “You’re going to have to kill someone else, Joel.” 21: “You blew up my secret chest!” 25: “Jimmy- Oh my gosh! No!” 38: “Woah! Bdubs! What are you doing?”

Martyn: 47: “Ow! What was that? Oh, it was cacti. OH-” 54: “Oh not the dogs not the dogs not the dogs not the dogs- no!” 60: “Oh no no no no I’ve fallen down a hole! Oh no! No no no no! Oh, there’s zombies here as well!”

Mumbo: 02: “Oh oh oh!! No, I’m not okay!!!!” 06: “Oh, I’ve got diamond tools now, guys! This is fantastic - WAIT WOAH” 18: “That was me! That was me! *laughs*- Oh! Oh! Oh!” 30: “I almost killed myself! Oh my goodness! No! I’m on two hearts!”

Pearl: 09: “Lizzie! I don’t want to die! I don’t want to die!” 41: "Ah! That hurts! Oh my! Oh! Uh oh. Uh oh. Uh oh.” 44: “I’m regretting my choices! I’m very much regretting my choices!” 51: “Oh dear! Oh no! That didn’t work at all!” 59: “Why is he targeting me right now, this is- he’s killing all my dogs. Oh no! Oh no!”

Ren: 42: “What are you guys doing!? Stop! Aarg-” 50: “HO! HO! NOOOOO!” 61: “Stupid skele-”

Scar: 15: “I think it’s a bomb! I don’t know what’s happening! Nooooo, no you’re not~” 16: “Wait no, seriously - No! No! NONONONO! WaitWaitWait, I got this! I got this! It’s magic!” 23: “Oh shoot! Can we break through? Oh no! It’s gonnaaA~” 46: “Kill the witch! Kill the witch!”

Scott: 07: “We can fight him, Pearl - Pearl - PEARL!” 26: “Oh my goodness, Mumbo!” 49: N/A 62: “There we go! Finally! The amount of arrows it took for the zombie to finish him off! Hallelujah! Jesus! We finally did it! Just me, and Binkie. We finally did it. There’s only one way-”

Skizz: 10: “Oh! Man, he got me. Very good. Very good I HATE HIM!” 27: “I ca- I’m trying to get out of here!” 34: “Oh, they got backup now! Ooh gimmie that.”

Tango: 20: “I can’t get through! Nooooo~” 35: “Oh! People coming in!” 43: “And I think…. that… WHOO-”

Sorted by Episode: (Thanks to @orca-iguana​ for the recommendation!)

Episode 1: 01 (Grian): “Guys, please tell me you’re the Boogeyman so you can make this happen.”

Episode 2: 02 (Mumbo): “Oh oh oh!! No, I’m not okay!!!!” 03 (Joel): “Sorry! I’m so sorry! Nooooooooo-!” 04 (Lizzie): “You’re going to have to kill someone else, Joel.” 05 (Joel): “AAARRRGH!” 06 (Mumbo): “Oh, I’ve got diamond tools now, guys! This is fantastic - WAIT WOAH” 07 (Scott): “We can fight him, Pearl - Pearl - PEARL!” 08 (Joel): “You got to stop, I’m cured! I’m cured! I’m not the Boogeyman anym-” Episode 3: 09 (Pearl): “Lizzie! I don’t want to die! I don’t want to die!”

Episode 4: 10 (Skizz): “Oh! Man, he got me. Very good. Very good I HATE HIM!” 11 (Cleo): “No! You absolute- No. No. No~” 12 (Grian): “What? Mumbo… NO! NOOOOOOOOOOO-” 13 (Cleo): "Oh nooo! Joel, you genius!” 14 (Bdubs): “Oh. h0t. NoO~”

Episode 5: 15 (Scar): “I think it’s a bomb! I don’t know what’s happening! Nooooo, no you’re not~” 16 (Scar): “Wait no, seriously - No! No! NONONONO! WaitWaitWait, I got this! I got this! It’s magic!”

Episode 6: 17 (Bdubs): “Come on! Come on, Mumbo!” 18 (Mumbo): “That was me! That was me! *laughs*- Oh! Oh! Oh!” 19 (Joel): “Haig- Hi guys! *strained noises* What’s going on?” 20 (Tango): “I can’t get through! Nooooo~” 21 (Lizzie): “You blew up my secret chest!” 22 (Impulse): “So let’s go ahead and do that- wh- oh hey! Hey! What! Wha-” 23 (Scar): “Oh shoot! Can we break through? Oh no! It’s gonnaaA~” 24 (Jimmy): (none) 25 (Lizzie): “Jimmy- Oh my gosh! No!” 26 (Scott): “Oh my goodness, Mumbo!” 27 (Skizz): “I ca- I’m trying to get out of here!”

Episode 7: 29 (Jimmy): “No, I’m not, I can’t- I can’t be gone. No! I’m actually dying I’m-” 30 (Mumbo): “I almost killed myself! Oh my goodness! No! I’m on two hearts!” 31 (Grian): “What the- AY! Martyn! No! No! Noo~” 32 (BigB): “Am I going to blow up now? Is this where I blow up- No! Lizzie, No! Help!” 33 (BigB): “Oh no-!” 34 (Skizz): “Oh, they got backup now! Ooh gimmie that.” 35 (Tango): “Oh! People coming in!” 36 (Bdubs): “I’m fine! I’m okay! Okay! Okay, I don’t have it, I’m out!” 37 (Impulse): (none) 38 (Lizzie): “Woah! Bdubs! What are you doing?” 39 (Bdubs): “Okay! Alright! I had to do that, I had to. Okay. Alright. Etho, give me th-”

Episode 8:    40 (Etho): (none) 41 (Pearl): "Ah! That hurts! Oh my! Oh! Uh oh. Uh oh. Uh oh.” 42 (Ren): “What are you guys doing!? Stop! Aarg-” 43 (Tango): “And I think…. that… WHOO-” 44 (Pearl): “I’m regretting my choices! I’m very much regretting my choices!” 45 (BigB): “No, Cleo! This is not- I’m going to die! Cleo!” 46 (Scar): “Kill the witch! Kill the witch!” 47 (Martyn): “Ow! What was that? Oh, it was cacti. OH-” 48 (Cleo): “Helpmehelpmehelpmehelpme” 49 (Scott): N/A

Episode 9: 50 (Ren): “HO! HO! NOOOOO!” 51 (Pearl): “Oh dear! Oh no! That didn’t work at all!” 52 (Cleo): “I’m with you.” 53 (Etho): “Ren, you’re gon’ get- no!” 54 (Martyn): “Oh not the dogs not the dogs not the dogs not the dogs- no!” 55 (Cleo): “Oh, here we go!” 56 (Grian): “Not like this! Not like this!!” 57 (Etho): “You know how it ended last time, Joel.” 58 (Joel): “Not like this! Leave me leave me! Team? Team!?” 59 (Pearl): “Why is he targeting me right now, this is- he’s killing all my dogs. Oh no! Oh no!” 60 (Martyn): “Oh no no no no I’ve fallen down a hole! Oh no! No no no no! Oh, there’s zombies here as well!” 61 (Ren): “Stupid skele-” 62 (Scott): “There we go! Finally! The amount of arrows it took for the zombie to finish him off! Hallelujah! Jesus! We finally did it! Just me, and Binkie. We finally did it. There’s only one way-”

[venusararara]

Flesh Eating Bacteria

Gold Star Sticker

Science

Unspeakable Brutality

I AM BEING EATEN HELPMEHELPMEHELPMEHELPME I am evil and will melt your organs :) also our picnic is tomorrow at 11, don't forget

[thereturnofastrosrevenge]

helpmehelpmehelpmehelpme

HELPMEHELPMEHELPMHEHEHPEHEMT

[alexandriteobscuraarchive]

~prompt: a black and white end dream for Charlotte please!

((note the tw warnings in tags))

The noise is deafening. It tears through her skull like tissue paper and lands in her mouth only to be immediately vomited out onto the floor. A chorus of words, of screams of songs. A thousand, million, trillion voices all creating hills and valleys of sound, a flat-line on an EKG machine.

“MakeitstopmakeitstopmakeitstopMAKEITSTOP—”

There is only a chorus, only a sea. A sea of bodies. The god of the world, standing, writhing, dying and living, a star in the sky, a bottomless void. Birth and death trapped in the smallest box imaginable.

She raises a hand and a thousand, million, trillion more follow suite. They sprout behind her like plants. Fingers dig into her arms, wrap around her throat, cover her eyes, hook the sides of her lips and (attempt to) (fail to) (succeed in) pry her mouth open wider. Screams fill the room, fill her their head, fill her throat until it bursts into a jettison of blood and ink, black on red on white. Ruined forever, ruined at last, always ruined.

“HELPMEHELPMEHELPMEHELPME”

The chorus dissolves into wordless static, becoming the reverb of a world filled to the brim with broken television sets stuck on snowy channels that lead to nowhere. Scissors and teddy bears and books of truth.

The god of the world screams and screams and screams—-

—-and then stops.

The static grows muffled and then resolves into a hum, a single flat-line announcing another corpse, another shell, another person who could no longer break the rules or bother anyone ever again. A good person, a worthy person, a—

A hand on her forehead, fingers faintly skimming through sheared fluffy milk-pod hair. She keeps her eyes shut and the presence in the room, always there inside her head, remains. A gentle pat. The rustling of pages. The plunk of a piano key needing to be tuned. The bubbling of a science experiment, The smell of soap. The feeling of a thousand hands—of one hand—-touching her forehead. A yellow ribbon tied around her throat when she was little more than a girl.

—I’ll be with you til the very end, until we completely decay.

A hand holds hers, the weight of a body dissolving on top of her, rotting into her flesh and covering her, blanket-like and silent. A kiss pressed to her forehead, a ribbon untied.

—All this time you didn’t want to be alone, did you?

A hand reaches for her own and she takes it, fingers hooked loosely as her body rises. It floats like spores, like a cloud, like a billion stars all clustered together. Everyone follows. A ribbon stretches, gently, across a man-made universe without end.

—Inside a dream I forget, and the world forgets with me.

—Inside a dream, I am the world.

—Hello, World!

[neckmoles]

will i finish my essay by 11:59 pm and turn it in by 11:59pm. Tune in by 11:59pm and see the results!