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Ma boys + some headcanons :3
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Special treat - surprise yes i also art.
had an idea. have been rotating these men in my brain. there is some writing but it’s very jumbled pieces so enjoy doodles in the meantime. feel free to ask about it.
#xisuma#evil xisuma#caw caw#i dont have an art tag oh no#this is supposed to be my writing blog. the art isnt supposed to go here. but the art is FOR the writing. whoops.#this happens often.#make no mistake MM is also happening my brain just decided ''okay but. Evil X.'' for a couple days#if you've seen these sketches already shhh No You Havent#also yes that is an obligatory doom meme reference#if you're wondering who the third guy is. or what the entire premise of this business is. well. you see.#helsuma#that's it. that's all of it.#he is rotating in my brain like a rotisserie chicken#he will not leave#so uh. this is probably upcoming after MM.#i am finishing MM first.#but then. these idiots.
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4, 18!
🎲… and you got an ulra-rare Xisumavoid!!
Oh-
That’s..
Well, you found ultra-rare clones!!

#hermitcraft#digital art#artists on tumblr#hermitcraft fanart#art#artist#artist of tumblr#fanart#xisumavoid#xisumavoid fanart#evil xisuma#evil xisuma fanart#evil X fanart#nova (ex)#nova fanart#nebula (hels x)#helsuma#Helsuma fanart#hels xisuma#hels xisuma fanart#waspsuma
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FoxDove with a Winter!
Ex/Hels (past), Ex/Grian, Hels/Xisuma
Ex and Xisuma brotherly bonding. Hels and Wels brotherly bonding
Rarely does seasons come to the server. It's a lot of fun though, as when Christmas starts approaching, snow is everywhere and so many games and gifts happen.
Ex spends a lot of time in the nether come winter. He may like the cold, but he is looking for specific materials to make gifts.
Hels does the one thing he hates doing. He goes shopping in the main City of the Nether which he was named after, Hels.
Xisuma does some extra coding and orders stuff using Cub's connections.
Wels hand makes stuff.
Ex will get Hels something tacky and ugly, but they both laugh about it and Hels keeps it with all the other shit Ex got him. Hels gives Ex a dress and laughs when Ex growls at him (but he knows Ex loves it). They are good friends after all.
Hels and Wels made/got each other instruments. They then play music together for a good few hours.
Ex and Xisuma made each other little gifts. Ex got a plushie that was an axolotl with Wormman outfit. It's weighted and soft and he loves it. Ex made Xisuma a very intricate badge made from quartz, gilded Blackstone, and more of what Xisuma loves most, his friends. It made Xisuma cry.
Ex and Hels get super nervous when it comes to giving their crushes their gifts.
Hels has a handmade scrapbook for Xisuma. It has pictures of everyone having fun. He went around asking for pictures. So some are subtle pictures taken during events, and some are posed. At the back, is a picture of all the Hermits holding a sign that says "We love and appreciate you, Xisuma." He also had made a pair of dragonscale gloves for Xisuma and a cupcake.
Ex made a weighted plushie chicken with little bits to signify all of Grian's friends, and he actually made a sweater themed off Grian's build, and a dress for Grian (he didn’t know if Grian even liked dresses, but he liked making dresses). He also made a music box locket with Mumbo AFK as a lullaby as the tune.
They are super scared of what their crushes will think of the gifts, but they hid to watch the reactions...they even start crying from the anxiety.
All in all everyone would say that this Christmas was the best one they had yet, though it would be better if they were dating
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The Xisumas As Literal Void Creatures
Unlike the others, Ex uses their magic/power far more frequently and freely. Helsuma relies more on gear and technology. And Xisuma prefers not to use powers at all and sees no need for gear or heavy armor.
Helsuma is a void creature of the overworld
Xisuma is a void creature of the end
Evil Xisuma is a void creature of the nether (hence not being affected by lava and such)
HX looks like they could DESTROY X btw, and it's low-key kinda funny
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Scarson
hot take: Hels Scar (aka Scarson) is what GoodTimesWithScar would have turned into if Hermitcraft hadn’t adopted him
(also just in case anyone doesn’t understand the name - cuz i didn’t at first - it’s Scar + arson, mostly due to certain *ahem* events on 3rd Life)
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Scarson likes setting things on fire. So much so that it’s said around Hels that if you don’t find at least six things on fire in any given day, Scarson is either dead or dying. There are only a few Helsmits who can stand to be around him because of how destructive he is.
One day, Scarson is outside in Hels, looking for something good to set on fire, when his only friend appears from above. “Scarsooon!”
Scarson grins and waves. “Hello, Xelqua. Lovely morning, isn’t it?”
Xelqua lands beside him and looks up at the flaming red sky. “Well the sky is as red as ever, but I can’t say it’s a lovely morning when I’ve just spent the last hour being chased around by Helsuma.”
“Oh yeah, it’s his hunting day. Please tell me you lost him, cuz I don’t wanna have to postpone my burning plans for today to flee across the entire dimension from a guy who wants to rip my head off.”
“Don’t worry, don’t worry,” says Xelqua dismissively. “I lost him. I’m, like, twenty percent sure I lost him.”
“That’s not a lot, dude!” yelps Scarson.
“YOU spend an hour running for your life from a homicidal maniac, then! See how confident YOU are!”
“Okay, you know what? I’m gonna go set his house on fire.”
As Scarson sets off walking, Xelqua flies along beside him. “Ohohohohoho! You are gonna die.”
Scarson grins at him. “Probably. But I’d rather go out in flames than not at all.”
“Whoa.” Xelqua turns onto his back, drifting along in the air. “That’s poetic, bro.”
“Thank you.”
Helsuma’s house is located at the base of the volcano at the heart of the Hels dimension. Its style mimics that of his counterpart Xisuma, but with a clear nether-based colour palette.
Scarson takes out his flint and steel and stands up straight. “This may be a suicide mission, Xelqua,” he says grandly. “So if I die, think of me fondly.”
Xelqua salutes. “Godspeed, Scarson. Godspeed.”
With that, Scarson charges at the house and dives through the window, smashing the glass.
Immediately, movement catches his eye. He yelps and jumps up, ready to fight.
But instead of facing Helsuma like he expected, he finds Prof standing there with a shulker box in his hands.
The two stare at each other in silence for a moment.
“What are you doing here?” Scarson asks slowly.
“Raiding Helsuma’s house,” responds Prof casually. “You?”
“I’m here to burn it down.”
“Pog. Gimme a head start, will ya?”
“Oh, of course.”
Scarson waits until Prof leaves the house, then counts to ten and strikes the flint and steel several times.
Due to the plethora of nether blocks, the house is almost instantly consumed with flames.
Coughing, Scarson jumps back out the window and straightens up, dusting himself off. “Awesome. His is my favourite house to set on fire.”
“It’s really burning!” marvels Xelqua. “If Helsuma sees this, he’s gonna obliterate us.”
As if on cue: “SCAAAAAAAAARSOOOOOOON!”
“Oh well, at least we’re going down together,” says Scarson.
But Xelqua’s wings shoot out to full extension. “Oh Hels no. I’m outta here.”
“W-Wait! Xelqua!”
Scarson watches his friend zoom off into the sky. “Welp. I’m dead.”
“YOU’RE DEAD!” Helsuma’s voice bellows.
“Oh I’m DEAD dead.”
Even though Scarson can’t actually see Helsuma yet, he takes off running anyway. He knows it’s useless, though; Helsuma is a hunter. Helsuma stays out of sight, stalking his prey, before pouncing and killing in one blow. Once Helsuma sets his sights on you, you’re dead.
Breathing heavily, Xelqua settles in his nest atop the tallest tree in Hels. With his keen eyes, he looks around for Scarson but his friend is nowhere to be found.
Then the death message appears in the sky for the whole world to see:
Scarson was slain by Helsuma
Xelqua grins.
Just another Monday in Hels.
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(i dont usually add notes at the bottom of my fics but i wanted to just clarify the Helsmits i included in this one: Scarson is Scar, Xelqua is Grian, Helsuma is Xisuma, and Prof is Doc. i know some are obvious or mentioned in the fic but i just wanted to clarify)
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Helsuma cares for very few things. Not his servermates, not the glitched out spawns, not the server itself as it struggles to hold itself together (its a lost cause anyway), and Helsuma especially does not care for rules. Rules are for lesser beings, like his servermates, although not even they seem to grasp that. Helsuma cares about very few things, but the code? The code, the lifeblood of this miserable world, that is something he cares for, learning everything about how to manipulate it to his will, to quell those irritating rebellions in an instant, to find a way out of this wretched wasteland… Imagine that. A whole new world, just waiting for him. He cares about that, he cares about it very, very much.
Anon you are a blessing, Helsuma is such an overlooked concept and I love this with all my heart. If you ever want to do a part 2...or a full fic...I am so here for it
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Hi so I made some helsmits angst! Have fun :)
#hermitcraft#angst#hels hermits#helsralis#helsuma#helsjumbo#helskall85#jibber jabber beloved#admin abyss beloathed
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sflksdjklsa i just speedran thorugh your tiz series and got brainrot from it, thank you very much i love it-
i read thtough your tiz masterpost, and you mentioned that there were a few hels that managed to become good people (and that they are not doing good bc of that, rip to them lol). i got curious about that, is there any more information you can share about them? who are those hels, what happened to them? will there ever be a hels who tries to go to hermitcraft not to go all evilTM but because they want to escape their home dimension? (if you have nothing planned for that, may i write something about that bc i am really intriguied by that conept)
thank you again for the brainrot and this amazing series, hope you know you are a wonderful person, byeee!
Oh! I'm so glad you enjoyed it! I had to take a bit of time to think because it's been so long, but I actually did have an idea of what that comment was hinting at. It's been a really long day so I'm sorry if this comes out a bit muddled, but I'll try my best:
My idea was that the Hels Hermits who ended up having some kind of moral turnaround (or, much earlier on in the history of Hels, the ones who just never had the stomach for that place to begin with) are the alternate selves belonging to inactive Hermits and ex-Hermits. As their counterparts made their exits from the Hermitcraft world, they would have either broken under the pressure of the evil around them, found some way out of Hels to another place, or slowly tried to change the world around them to fit their new more honorable mentality and been beaten into nonexistence or exile in return by the villainous majority.
The end point of a lot of those paths is kind of vague, but I pictured them sort of mirroring the fate of their Hermit, if that makes sense? (Their escape or downfall being around the same time and at the same rate, with a comparable ending.) The Hermits who left Hermitcraft for other worlds probably have a Hels who made a rare successful escape into a better world. The ones who had a tragic fade to inactivity have Hels who were slowly worn down into a miserable exile, an imprisonment or hibernation, some state of being unrecognizable as a person or as their former selves, or a state equivalent to permadeath. (Or the real deal, even. Permadeath is incredibly rare and difficult to inflict, but it is possible in Hels with their augmented enchantment library and their habit of ripping apart code at the seams.)
I mentioned that the paths tend to be mirroring, but they don't strictly have to be. It's more than the Universe likes to seek balance. It wouldn't like to have a Hermit without a Hels, or vice versa, and it also doesn't like the disconnect if a player starts to call a new world home. (Since Hels is a dimension linked to Hermitcraft) It's not really a railroading predestination type of thing, it's more like: this is the path that events will naturally fall into if there isn't any major outside influence.
To sum up: basically, any Hels Hermit who turns over a new leaf stops being heard from after a while, one way or another, whether it's slow or dramatic, intentional or accidental, escape or suffering. However, I honestly don't know what would happen if a good-seeking Hels managed to make their way into Hermitcraft itself! In the universe of these stories, it simply hasn't happened before. So if you want to give writing that a go with the new info I've provided, I'd love to see it!
(also if you have any more questions, feel free to ask away!)
#the tiz team#hels hermits#shade rambles#my issue now is that i have no idea what I've already said in other asks and what I've just been storing in my head#so for example i don't know how much I've said about how the universe balances and how hels works across worlds and all that#but as for specific hermits:#i don't know a ton about the inactives but i did have a few ideas#i think jessassin's hels was able to make a clean break#nobody knows how he did it or where he went; that's sort of the point#and he was doing decently well in the hierarchy so nobody understands why he left#the truth is he just got tired of it; probably. saw there was no good end and went looking for something better#as for biffa...I see biffa's hels as being permadead#because biffa isn't currently active in Minecraft (i don't think hermit!biffa is dead; just his hels)#hels biffa is probably rusting in a deep; hidden basement belonging to someone he tried to stop from doing something horrible#probably docm666#uuuh do i know of any other ones....#hermits who took long hiatuses have hels who spent a long time either in the wilderness or imprisoned by another hels in some way#oh! and there are some special cases. like when a hermit is alive and well but their hels is....less so. much less so#that's the case for X and Helsuma#X is fine; Helsuma is....kind of a shell at this point#the universe balanced itself by shifting the extra evil onto evil Xisuma and the world just carried on without him#so yeah! doesn't have to mirror exactly; but the mirror aspect is kind of cool i think#could totally break down though if a hels got into hermitcraft; especially if it happened through a glitch#....dang it's been a while; now you brought back all the thoughts :D
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Some details from X’s new episode
• The camera passes by three doors (shops?), Black Pit, Evil’s r Us, and Dead End Undertaking. (The last one is extra interesting given a certain grim reaper was at the bar)



• They use little tridents and swords as forks and knives. (This is not plot relevant, I just think it’s cute)
• “So we weren’t just catching up, then.” implies EX and Helsknight have met. However, a conversation from X’s 500th episode (“It’s okay, don’t worry about it. Everyone’s got an evil doppelgänger.” “Oh, have they?” “Yeah, everyone does. Have you ever heard of Evil Evil Xisuma?”) implies EX didn’t know about helsmits. This means they must have met some time between season 4 and season 8. (“Gah you think you’re so clever!” may imply the relationship is not entirely friendly)
• An evil Beesuma can be seen in the bar, possibly implying a true Helsuma exists. This, coupled with the previous implication that EX has an evil doppelgänger as well, means there may even be a Hels Evil X.

• “I think you’ve got the wrong idea. I don’t wield the sorts of supernatural powers that you do. I might be from Hels, but things work differently here.” means A) helsmits do not hold any mental sway over their hermit counterparts, and B) once again, this heavily implies Evil X is indeed not from Hels.
• An evil Mumbo, Zedeath, Herobrine, Jeff the Minion, and multiple other side mobs can also be seen in the bar. (Whether or not this implies Zedeath is Zedaph’s hels is debatable given its clear non-helsmits can access it)



#mcyt#hermitcraft#evil xisuma#helsknight#Mumbo jumbo#zedeath#Herobrine#Jeff the minion#xisumavoid#welsknight#zedaphplays
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Spare hels thoughts?
ohohohohoho oh boy lets go anon. So disclaimer these are all based off of uhhh Blood Moon, an au with a bunch of. specific headcanons really. Anyways. Headcanons.
It's important to note that my Helses aren't just personality or trait inversions, for the most part. They are more worst case scenarios for people similar to the hermits, or them lacking care for other people.
warnings for vauge, non detailed body horror or gore based things. Mostly for my Hels Iskall and Tango.
Let's start with the classics.
Helsuma: Evil Xisuma is not Xisuma's Hels. Xisuma's Hels is Helsuma, the ex-admin of Helscraft. Unlike X, he threw his weight around with the admin stuff, relishing his abilities and ruling the server with an iron fist. Everyone fucking hated him, and eventually, in an act of serverwide cooperation that is very rare for Helscraft, they forced him into a glitched chunk boundary in The End, allowing him to fall forever, unable to escape, since not only can Helsuma not die, if he did he would just respawn somewhere else. EX is a clone of Xisuma designed to replace Helsuma as admin, since all the Helsmets knew it would be a bad idea for one of them to be in charge, and that they would eventually end up with another Helsuma. EX is designed to be like X, which is why he's... kind of a pushover, and not really evil. EX is a shapeshifter like his hermit namesake, whereas Helsuma is... well he was human once.
Helsknight: Helsknight didn't exist until the moment Wels made his clone, as in the grand scheme of things The Universe (its own sorta... sentient guiding force) knew the clone would happen and be the perfect opportunity to have Hels be created. Hels, after loosing Wels' rap battle, fled into Hels and was promptly contacted by Helsuma, who tricked him into helping him escape. Luckily, the Helsmets caught wind of this, attacked Hels to keep him from getting Helsuma out, and gave him a quick history lesson before banishing him from Hels forever. This Hels is a Many-eyed Siren, a quirk of the cloning and a side effect of a non human soul being put into a human vessel.
FlimFlam: ok, into original Hels territory. Flim is Hels Mumbo, and like Mumbo he is a brilliant redstoner. Unlike mumbo, he deliberatley builds his machines as shittily and cheaply as possible, sells them for high prices, and when you come to what you thought was his house to get a refund when it breaks, he will be nowhere to be seen and his house gutted. He is essentially a scruffy scam artist. He built a different Hels, Kokhet, to act as a bodyguard after he pissed off the wrong people, people who wouldn't stop at knocking at his door and would follow him as far as they needed to to get him.
Kokhet02: Kokhet is the hels Iskall. Created by FlimFlam as a bodyguard, Kokhet is a testament to how Flim is, really, a very skilled redstoner. He is very loyal to FlimFlam, and they both know its because he wants to be, and he could change his mind on that any time. With sentience came his own desires, and Kokhet has a constant craving to be organic, to wear flesh over his fairly bare metal frame. Being built to hurt, and kill, if needed, this is very concerning, and like. 90% of the reason Helscraft is so afraid of him. He is like a termanator, but if the terminator wanted to wear your skin and had knives for fingers and a dry hatred for most people. Above all, he wants Iskall's flesh and, well... There's a reason Iskall's missing an arm and an eye.
FoxTrotFilms: Foxtrot is not a Hels. Call him a hels and he will get very, very angry at you. Tango is the hels, but he left a long time ago, originally simply hellbent of breaking and destroying things, he found that he also liked to create, and create things to destroy, and that he was lonley. He went and found his way to the Hermitcraft server before Fox ever did, and due to his frequent death games and strong friendships, he managed to fill both of their roles, taking Fox's place. Most Helsmets want to live their Hermit counterpart's life, and for all his good he is the most successful of them all. Fox was sidelined, no longer needed, and so he was secreted into a little pocket of unreality, unable to live but unable to die as well. His body rotted with him inside it, until one day he escaped, hellbent on revenge against the man he knew took his life and existence, but who's face he does not know. He's fairly sure it should look like his, though.
This is where things start getting less fleshed out lol
ExeD: Short for Executioner, XD is Doc's hels. He is essentially Doc, but without the self control and care for his friends he holds. He is destructive with no respect for anyone else, and terrifyingly efficient with it. No one gets on XD's bad side. They know they will regret it if they do.
J_Valley and VexMerne: Valley and Merne are the Hels Joe and Cleo. They run VexCorp, the ConCorp equivalent of Hels and dominant force in Hels. They sell anything you need, for the price they name. Valley and Merne are as much scam artists as Flim, but they are far better at making people not realise it. They even scammed the Vex they made a deal with for power, and managed to get it with far fewer strings attached than they should've. Valley and Merne are equally the brains of the operation, but you're much more likley to see Merne coming around your house to break your legs if you try and wrong the two of them. If she doesn't come then.. they have something much worse in store for you. There is a reason Flim had to build Kokhet to stay safe. Why are they like this? Because I can imagine nothing scarier than Joe and Cleo as venture capitalists.
Zedaph: Zedaph has no Hels. Zedaph has no Hermit, either, but he's not going to tell you that.
NerveVS: I have no lore for him I just have a name. NerveVS. Like Nervous. geddit? please does this make any sense
YXBreaker: Another that is just a name that I thought was cool. Hels XB.
Jello: hels jellie. exactly the same (vaugley powerful cat) except this joke only works if you're british doesn't it. does it? Anyways she hangs out with badtimes or whoever ends up being my hels scar.
#Hope this was fun anon! Ough I need to do more Hels worldbuilding#there are so many more hermits....#and by extention so many more fucked up and evil ideas#also yes. NerveVS is alone in Hels. what's more fucked up and evil than just having the I in ZITS?#what would it be. I mean at best FN so they weren't doing too well anyways#ask#anon#Helsmits
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1/3Xisuma is a single father, he lives with his two sons Grian and Mumbo. Xisuma was struggling to carry the food he bought and ran into Hels. Hels decided to help him. They met a few more times before Hels ended up meeting the kids. They considered Hels their uncle and asked Xisuma if he was dating him. Xisuma always ignored the question. Hels liked him, but didn't want to confess. Especially since Xisuma didn't know he was a villain, and telling him that would be harder then telling him his
2/3 feelings. Then there was the robbery. Xisuma was in the store when it got robbed, he was trying to help the children when one of the robbers decided to grab him. Hels had heard the commotion and knew Xisuma was there. He was worried so he snuck in, and then he was angry. He was already in his villain attire, the robbers were terrified and confused. He got the situation under control-maybe he killed someone but let's not pay attention to that. He quickly left and then met up with Xisuma as a
3/3 civilian. He was going to ask if Xisuma was okay, but Xisuma beat him to it. He was confused so Xisuma repeated the question. Hels then realized what this meant. He didn't know how to feel, be angry he didn't tell him he knew, be happy because it saves him from telling him, be happy because he's okay with it or burst into tears because he's okay with it. Xisuma just smiled at him and threw one of his arms over his shoulders and started pulling him along. "C'mon the boys are waiting for us"
Xisuma isn’t one to look a gift rescue in the mouth. He’s just glad all the people he cares about are safe- and that includes Hels.
#hermitshipping#ask#helsknight tag#xisuma tag#mumbo tag#grian tag#helsuma#theme: superhero au#gabbythebisexual#death tw
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I started playing Doom Eternal and binge watched a bunch of doom speed run video commentaries and I have thoughts~
Xisuma and Evil Xisuma aren't siblings but they're from the same army fighting against demons or some other evil and it's a losing battle
Xisuma deviated and abandoned his post years ago, leaving him branded as a traitor but due to the lack of fighters, they needed all the help they could get and sent "Evil Xisuma" to get him back.
Ex has their own name, and not just "Evil Xisuma," that's just what the other hermits called them, not aware that Xisuma's armor isn't unique, and is just army issued.
Xisuma, by all means, is not the best warrior in their army, far from it. In fact, Evil Xisuma is much more skilled than he is, being able to do rare feats like "void gliding" (which is how Ex found Xisuma so quickly).
Helsuma, maybe was turned by the demons and became an "ex-soldier" and was assumed to be entirely gone, but due to external circumstances (what exactly, idk) was able to retain at least some part of their consciousness and humanity.
note I'm not done playing Doom Eternal and I haven't played any of the other games
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Helsuma + Evil X, confrontation
i love the helsmits so much omg this was interesting and fun to write :O
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Ever since Evil Xisuma found out that there’s another evil version of Xisuma out there, they’ve thrown themselves into finding the person, determined to prove that they are the only evil clone Xisuma needs. They want to confront this person, to find out how much of a threat they are.
They’ve finally been able to track this person down and spots them going through a portal to the nether, so they decide to follow. Unfortunately, their first mistake is going in alone, without telling anyone where they’re going.
They follow the figure carefully through the nether and up onto a ridge overlooking a sea of lava. But as EX creeps out onto the ridge, they realise that the figure is nowhere to be found.
All of a sudden, something slams into EX and knocks them forwards, almost right off the edge of the platform. As they scramble to their feet, they spot the figure standing near the base of the cliff above them, an axe clutched menacingly in their hand. The person looks exactly like Xisuma, except their colour scheme is red, orange, and yellow: the colours of fire.
“Who are you?” yells EX, drawing their sword.
“My name is Helsuma,” the figure replies, taking an ominous step forward. “And you are?”
“I’m Evil Xisuma. The original evil Xisuma clone.”
Helsuma scoffs. “The original? That’s cute. What makes you think being the first Xisuma clone makes you special?”
EX doesn’t really have an answer to that. “What are your intentions?”
“What concern is that of yours?” Helsuma lazily twirls the axe in his hand. “I suggest you stop following me before you get hurt.”
He turns away.
This enrages EX. “Don’t you turn your back on me!”
They charge to attack with their sword, but Helsuma whirls back around at the last second and blocks their blow.
“The least you can do is face me!” EX snaps. “What, are you too evil to have a little battle to prove yourself?”
Helsuma knocks EX’s sword out of their grasp and grabs the front of EX’s shirt in a single smooth motion. He slams EX against the cliff and holds them there in an iron grip. “I don’t need to prove myself,” he says coldly.
EX struggles against Helsuma’s grip. “Get off me!”
Helsuma gives a dark chuckle. “You’re pathetic. You call yourself “Evil Xisuma” but you’re not evil, are you? You’re just a whiny little brat with an inferiority complex. You have no idea what it’s like to be truly evil.”
“Oh, and you do?” snarls EX.
“I do. We Helsmits are the epitome of evil, all the darkest parts of our counterparts combined. I am Xisuma’s rage, his hatred, his selfishness, his deceit. You are just a mangled clone, meant to surpass the original but falling far short of even living up to him. I highly doubt you will ever be worth anything.”
Ignoring the stabbing in their stomach at his last remark, EX continues to push back against Helsuma. “Shut up! Have you even met Xisuma?”
“No,” responds Helsuma calmly. “Why should I have to meet him? I will be destroying him soon enough.”
“D-Destroy?” EX’s eyes widen. “Is that what you Helsmits’ goal is? To destroy your counterparts?”
“Of course. What else IS there?”
“Destroying him isn’t gonna bring you happiness, you know,” EX snaps. “Trust me, I know. The best part of our relationship is the battles and the banter we have so when I thought I had killed him forever, I just felt empty and lost. No matter how much I hate him, I couldn’t survive without him.”
“That’s cute,” sneers Helsuma. “But I’m not you. My purpose in life is to destroy the original. That’s all.”
He suddenly slams the handle of his axe into EX’s temple, knocking them to the ground. As they struggle to get up, Helsuma kicks them in the side, pushing them roughly onto their back.
Teeth gritted, EX reaches for their sword, but Helsuma traps their wrist with his heavy boot, causing them to let out a cry.
“You really are pathetic,” snorts Helsuma. “If YOU’ve beaten Xisuma, I should have no trouble destroying him.”
EX coughs. “I never said I’ve beaten him. He kicks my butt every single time, and he’s gonna kick yours too. I just hope he lets me watch, you sadistic son of a-.”
Helsuma stomps down hard on EX’s wrist, breaking it immediately. EX can’t help a scream at the agony exploding from their broken wrist.
“You’re not even worth the effort of killing,” Helsuma laughs coldly. “I’m sure this confrontation will be at the forefront of your mind the next time you feel like you might be worth something.”
With that, he retracts his boot and walks away.
EX struggles into a sitting position, leaning against the cliff, breathing heavily. Part of them wants to grab a weapon and go after him but they know they can’t. They’re in too much pain to stand a chance at winning.
Speaking of pain…
Tears flow from their eyes as they cradle their broken wrist. The pain is immense, unlike anything they’ve ever experienced before. Being in the void was uncomfortable and somewhat suffocating, but not painful. Not like this.
After a while, they push themself to their feet and stagger in the direction of the nether portal they came through. There’s only one thing they can think of to do right now, only one person they know they have to find. If there’s one thing they’ve taken away from their confrontation with Helsuma, it’s that a serious threat to the safety of Hermitcraft is coming.
They have to warn Xisuma.
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Uhhhh cam accounts are just hels doing recon on the hermits, at least it started out that way, they got competitive about one-upping each other and now they regularly present each other with fancily edited timelapses
It all started when Helsuma got a little too bold and got spotted by X. While he was stammering to come up with a cover story, Xisuma just handed him a camera and sweetly asked him to hold it for a second while he built this shop, it would just be helpful, y'know, and we can talk about why you're sneaking around out here when we're finished...
They never did end up having that chat. Xisuma knows who the cams are and why they're here, of course, but he's had more than his share of experience at dealing with evil with a calm and steady hand. He lets them hang around as long as they are more help than harm, and they all seem to be genuinely enjoying themselves!
How many of the other Hermits know? Not all of them, but it's unlikely that Xisuma is the only one. Still...
There might be enough still left in the dark to make for a devious surprise one day. One day, they will make their move. Soon....
- Mod Shade
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Mezmir lore?
He had a third eye once....
Mez, along with hoe hels (Joe's hels) and admin abyss run the server. The 3 of them are a purely beneficial alliance, nothing more. Totally not a gay poly.
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