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hermitcraftheadcanons · 6 months
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There's something about Beef's game that's a little similar to Yugioh - the cards seem to summon their subjects. Hermits who have been gone a long time - Hypno, False, Wels - return and seem drawn to the card game. Mumbo seems to be strangely immune to this effect. Perhaps it was Beef's loneliness while making the cards all alone, thousands of blocks from civilization, or maybe Beef's previously hidden magical talent. Either way, Beef is unaware of their effects.
Oooo...I really like the idea that his feelings while making them accidentally infused the cards with a bit of magic. Do you think that effects the Hermits' abilities, too? Beef knows them well, but no doubt he's overstated or understated certain abilities of theirs on some cards, whether out of a slightly inaccurate perception of them or just for the sake of game balancing. Maybe when they show up from being summoned by a card, they'll find their instinct for PvP or their sense for movement a bit different than they're used to, just for the duration of the card being played. And if that's the case, then what about their personalities...
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Some hcs: Glare Hybrid Bdubs, Avian False and Wels (they're siblings your honor), goat-creeper-fairy Doc and Stress just gets magical plant fairy (or ice in season 6) because they are siblings your honor. Gem is part moose because it's about the TRANS HEADCANONS and TFC is a troll. Like an actual one. And also you know haha funny laughs oddly when people are above him. Because trolls "dwell in isolated areas of rocks, mountains or caves"
Glare Hybrid Bdubs: He tries to hide the fact that he's scared of the dark. He wasn't before he became a hybrid, but he is now! The very thought of the darkness pushing in on him sends shivers rustling through his leaves; all sorts of monsters hiding, just waiting to take a bite out of him.
Avian False and Wels: When people see the pair of Kingfisher Avians, they assume they are siblings. Neither of them particularly object to this, but they aren't related - just happen to be the same bird family! It is fun to mess with people sometimes, though. (Sorry, i'm just not a huge fan of sibling HCs, and I just don't se it)
Goat-Fairy-Creeper Doc: Sure, Doc's messed with things he absolutely should not have before. But this one's a bit annoying. How was he supposed to know that being a plant based monster wouldn't protect him from the Vex being weird? Yeah ok that really shouldn't have surprised him. Scara is a thing that exists. But being a creeper Fawn is just a bit too weird, even for him.
Ice queen/Plant Fairy Stress: The ice queen is something that goes around the Hermitcraft server. It came with Stress from her home world and has stuck around the server ever since. She's more than happy to let Etho have the ice title, maybe False this season! Stress, she's a flower fairy. And quite good at gardening if she does say so herself! She puts in extra effort to have her bases feel like home.
Moose Gem: BIG. Moose are far bigger than one would think. Gem's the tallest hermit. Doc is slightly jealous that his position was taken.
Troll TFC: There's a reason 90% of TFC's time is spent underground. He's a troll. And while touching the sun won't turn him to stone... right away. It doesn't feel good. At all. Like a very bad sunburn. Some of the hermits got him an umbrella, but how's he supposed to hold that and a pickaxe?
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loud-whistling-yes · 2 months
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its took me absolutely fucking forever, but the first draft of the scattered au pmv is done!!!!!! for those who dont know, scattered au was how i got introduced into hermitcraft in the first place, so this au really takes a soft spot in my heart
anyways, here's scattered!etho's adventure in becoming a suicidal one man search-and-rescue team 👍 once again this pmv is unsurprisingly based of my own fic of the scattered au (coughcough shameless self promotion) so if you know this au and the sequence of events feel different thats probably why!
and as always, everyone say thank you to @hermitcraftheadcanons and the entire community that helped make the original au!!! yall are real cool people!!!! <33
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itsallgrianhere · 2 months
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WELCOME
Inspired by @/hermitcraftheadcanons you can send in your grian headcanons here!
If I am of the mental capacity to, I’ll write something to do with it in the response!
Sideblog of @smug-airy-mutual
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Mod ice is starting school again, so dont expect as many writing responses from ic! uh. also just went through the shocking discovery hes a system so.
it may take a bit to respond, as my motivation goes up and down randomly, sorry about that!
I am a minor, do not send me any asks with sexual content.
I allow headcanons to do with the YHS franchise, hermitcraft, evo, and the life series!
Tags!
#grian in a situation - all asks!
#grian in a relationsituation- asks with shipping content!
#grian and others in a situation- asks with multiple people!
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ratkingdad · 2 months
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Was gonna send this to @hermitcraftheadcanons but it became so long I decided to just post it lol.
The reason why the fandom can’t get a solid headcanon for what kind of hybrid Pearl is (I’ve seen Moth, Wolf, Alien, Avian, Salmon, and The Moon) is because she’s the hermit most susceptible to being influenced by her own builds. All hermits get into it but Pearl is known for forgoing sleep, meals, and socialization to build out her vision. It’s often up to her neighbors to pull her out of her work (to great protestation) and get her to take care of herself. Because of this, it’s easier for her to allow herself to just adapt to the environment and let her build take over.
It can change through the season too, in Season 8 she entered the server with moth wings, but those receded into her back, replaced by soft llama fur and later the fur fell out to reveal skin that was faintly grey and hard as rock. It’s both concerning and fascinating to watch her morph as she builds, scratching at what might be scales or feathers or spikes. More often than not another hermit notices the changes before she does.
In Season 9, Gem and Impulse wouldn’t hear from her for days at a time and when they went over to visit, the forest had grown a little larger and Pearl’s eyes were a little darker, her hair and (newly acquired) fur hueing to purples and greens. When she became obsessed with Decked Out, Tango would check on her after her runs and find her veins darkening with skulk, small horns sprouting from her head. When she would focus in hard on her cleaning lately duties, especially early in the season, she kept finding white feathers as her ibis wings grew in.
Most recently in season 10, she started the season by messing around with a salmon head and joking about being one, and over the first few days the others have noticed red and green scales growing in along her arms and neck. Of course it’s too early for a full transformation and it’s liable to change as she expands her sniffer based build. Theres a betting pool on how long it will be before she grows moss along her back and her hair starts to look red in the right lighting.
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mleemwyvern · 1 month
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Mleem's Brainrot Compilation, or a list of my fanfics
Multichapter:
- but i still hold out hope that maybe someday
It's the 64th Hunger Games, and Tango and Jimmy are chosen as District 12's latest set of tributes. The fic follows Tango's POV all the way from the reaping, through the pregame, and into the arena, as he tries and fails not to get too attached to his district partner. Will their bond and the help of their mentor, Scott Smajor, finally get District 12 another winner..... or two?
The first fic in the Rancher Games universe. Second fic is in progress.
- Storyline Strings
After Double Life, everyone is supposed to be sent back to their home server. But Tango ends up somewhere else. Somewhere where his rancher buddy is a sheriff in a mesa, and a certain god keeps insisting he's a toy. And a god's words have impact.
- Crystals and Candy
In Season 8, Impulse gets a nice sign from someone called Charlie, requesting help making a chocolate factory. And it came with free, extremely delicious samples! Sounds good to him. This Charlie person can't be anything but trustworthy with candy like that.
- Nethered
A fan sequel to Past the Bedrock by ooFFFF. A universe-hopping Zedaph finds his way to a world where Hermits have been hurt and split apart by a strange Nether that seems set on pulling everyone in. The Nether is dangerous, the portals have beem closed, and the hermits inside have been lost... until Portaldaph makes it his mission to save them.
First fic in the Nethered Au.
Oneshots:
- The Netherknight
Helsknight comes into existence. Helsknight becomes the Nether. Helsknight decides to try and make people happy.
Second fic in the Nethered Au.
- In the Nick of Time
Tango is a time entity who doesn't yet know it, and that.... causes a problem.
- The Pain Of Discovery
For the Furious Cocktail Au created by @12u3ie! Tango discovers his superpowers.
- Zirconium Deficiency
The infamous flowerpot crackfic. Set in the Hermitopia Au run by @hermitcraftheadcanons. Impulse is very confused by his body's reaction to VEX power surgery.
- Crossed Portals
The story of how Portaldaph, my AU portal entity Zed, came to be. Or, what happens when you try to make an intersecting Nether portal.
- Golden Changes
Impulse uses far too many totems, and they're starting to affect him.
First fic in the Totempulse Au.
- A Little Bit Of A Problem
Tango probably shouldn't be messing with Impulse's code, but it's for science!
Second fic in the Totempulse Au
- The End of it All
A recently totemificated Zedaph spends some time in the End, and absolutely nothing goes wrong.
Third fic in the Totempulse Au
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shadeswift99 · 7 months
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all i did was search up xisuma and this was what i was trying to search for iconically enough (how to spell it)
Oh boy, ShadeSwift Hermitcraftheadcanons Accidentally Does A Misinformation! I really hope people looking for a real answer there look at the URL of that result before believing it. Just goes to show how bad Google is these days with accurate information
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smallishheadcanons · 2 months
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HELLO MCYTBLR AND SMALLISHBEANS FANS OF ALL KINDS
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Do you like minecraft youtuber Joel Smallishbeans? Do you have some Joel Smallish Headcanons about him? Well, you're in luck!
Inspired by the blog @hermitcraftheadcanons, I, tumblr user @joel-jacket, present to you smallishheadcanons, where you can ploink your silly little thoughts and headcanons about the man himself!
Do you think of him as a fish? Is he terrified of the dark? How does he hold a pencil? It's up to you! Send an ask here and share with the crowd!
Anonymous asks are on!
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(Pssst! Hey you! If you're lucky, you may get a little Joel Smallish Doodle with your ask!)
Ask guidelines are below (Please read before sending in any asks)
All headcanons that are submitted are about the personas of these youtubers, not the people themselves
No NSFW asks
All headcanons must be related to minecraft youtuber Joel Smallishbeans in some way
Please only send up to two unanswered asks per person, however once one is answered, feel free to send more!
I have the right to not answer or post any asks that I find inappropriate or uncomfortable
And, finally, it's only me running this blog, so there's a chance that things might take a while to be responded to at times, so please be patient!
(sorry if you're seeing this for the second time, the original post got deleted :) )
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mcyt-doodles · 1 year
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Pretty late but I've got this saved on my to-draw list for ages now this headcanon by @hermitcraftheadcanons is too funny to not visualise sorry
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votederpycausemufins · 7 months
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Yes I know it's been over a year. Life has been craaaazy. Like I graduated, I got a job, I almost died, I got a new computer, stuff like that. I mentioned some of it in other fic stuff, but maybe you're just here for this scattered fic based on the au from @hermitcraftheadcanons
Fun detail is Evil X and Grum's sections I actually pulled up mc and played to make things more accurate. I mean i messed with my spawn location since you don't normally end up where they did, but otherwise i actually did it.
The Watchers jumped slightly when Xelqua slammed his hand on the table along with a number of papers. “There. All done before the nutshell.”
No one said anything as Zem picked up the papers, reading them over as Xelqua grinned, feathers ruffling excitedly. Yus looked over Zem’s shoulder to read along, sometimes moving the papers to get a look at something they missed. It took a few minutes before Zem handed the whole stack over to Yus so they could really look through it as well as show to the other three. “So, it looks mostly alright, but I want to ask a few things first.”
“Go ahead!” Xelqua happily agreed, quickly building himself a chair and sitting in it, making Zem narrow his eyes.
“First, how were you able to prepare this as fast as you did?”
“Oh, well Mumbo actually wanted to help out. Of course I was suspicious at first, he could have been trying to tweak things in their favor, but he actually made it worse! I mean so many shriekers littered about, prioritizing moving people around, more challenges, he’s even fine with giving the ‘living redstone’ things a downgrade. Oh and not to mention this little tidbit here.” And Xelqua ran over, stealing one of the papers to really let Zemunis look at it. “Adding an extra requirement to this whole thing similar to that little rotator. Meaning it’ll last longer and we’ll get more time to test and research. I mean, this will definitely up the time from around six months.”
“And are you sure that extra time won’t skew our results?”
Quickly, Xelqua’s cheery demeanor turned serious and almost angry. “I’m sorry, are you saying we shouldn’t do this?”
“Well I think he’s just-” Yuslep spoke up before a glare silenced them again.
“We’ve gotten results already. Herobrine has already started giving us answers after who knows how many years you two have tried getting him talking. And now we know that this is the world. If we do anything wrong, They’ll just show up and tell us to stop. Now, not sure if you’ve noticed, but as far as I can tell, They haven’t shown up. And since They haven’t shown up, They probably don’t want us to stop. So until They do, we’re going to keep going. Plus, you agreed to this if I could get the work done, and now I have.”
“Well, you didn’t really get it done. One of the testers did.”
“One who is learning to become a Marked. If we’re going to allow any of them, it would be him. So. Are you allowing this, or not?”
With the current tension in the room, Zem jumped as Pin whispered in his ear. Watchers were fortunately known for their eyes and not their ears, so a hand in front of Pin’s mouth easily made the conversation private from Xelqua. “Look, if one of the hermits planned this all out, it’s obviously something that should help them in the long run, even if Grian can’t see it. And it’s not like the experiment isn’t a mess already with how it’s affected Grian. Noah even just got back and is recovering because whatever’s doing this to Grian messed with him as well. And either way, he’s right about us finally getting information. If you’re worried about the time, all this might end up shorter if we can finally find Them from the experiment.”
Zem was quiet for a few moments, processing all the information before giving a single sharp nod. “Yuslep, send a mass message to the testers once we’re ready to implement the changes. Give them a warning of half an hour, then update.”
“Got it.” Yus agreed before rushing off, beginning to set things up.
After Joe passed out in the tower, Beef struggled getting him back to the village. While he rested, Beef worked on gathering more materials. Around the time Joe finally woke up again, Beef didn’t get a chance to ask for what he had been trying to say earlier because the messages from Doc and Etho started flooding the chat. Immediately Beef crafted an anvil and some stone swords for Joe to use on him, sending some messages to everyone.
While it did work, it was done while Joe was only just waking up, so the action left him tired. At first Beef was the one to let himself die since Joe was still recovering, but it was more important after it was pointed out that hybrids were being affected, which was probably similar to what was wrong with Joe. 
Beef was sure he would be able to ask Joe once he woke up again, but that hope was dashed again when his comm started making noise other than the standard buzzing. The last message that had been sent through deaths was a message from Mumbo, warning that the experiment was going to change up a bit, but it turned out it was coming sooner than anyone thought. Though Beef wasn’t speaking out loud, at the same time he read the message, it seemed like the voice of someone else was reading it off with him.
“As stated previously by a player, an update will occur for the experiment at the request of one of your own. All spawns will be reset but inventories will stay constant. Unregistered players will be registered, creating a total of 30 players. Terrain may be altered, but will for the most part remain unchanged if already explored. Original spawns may also change due to player overlap. The update will occur in half an hour. You have thirty minutes.”
Beef quickly shook Joe awake the rest of the way and they began to gather resources and equipment into their inventories. With the mention of spawns changing due to overlap, especially with the two of them at true spawn as opposed to anywhere else, Beef and Joe were most worried about their spawns changing. 
They, along with anyone else who could, grabbed armor, weapons, tools, blocks, and more, preparing for when the time was up. Coordinates were memorized for meeting points, and a few messages were sent in chat in hopes that it wouldn’t be wiped. And then-
‘Your Server will be Restarted Shortly. Please be patient.’
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The mountain was a reluctantly familiar sight. It being devoid of life, however, was not. Sure, there was the weird pillar monument thing from before, plus the bed, but there should be more. “Hello? Is anyone here? Dad? Grum?”
The last thing Jrum remembered was him and Grum seeing a message where someone was killed by a zombie using a named tool. Said tool was listed in chat, which made the two of them realize that renamed weapons or whatever could be used to send actual messages. The problem was you needed an anvil. 
Somehow, he and Grum had managed to imprint some of the letters on and around the pillar to a snowball. Jrum offered to be the one killed for the message, if it could even really be called that. They had done their best to use the odd symbols to look like the word hello, but it didn’t really. 
But even then, he had been killed, and it didn’t look like he had respawed normally as not only did the time seem completely different, but Grum was nowhere to be seen. His next guess was that Grian was right to worry about their respawning and needing to use magic for it, but then Grian didn’t seem to be here either. Did that just mean that normally for them, it would take ages? Did… did Grum think he was dead for good?
But where was Grum? There didn’t seem to be a path down or anything. At least that he could see. But maybe the same thing that happened to him happened to Grum. After he didn’t respawn, Grum would have been alone. And he had to do everything himself until he slipped up. Which meant he was probably just taking his time respawning just like Jrum.
But as he finished that train of thought, he then noticed the amount of death messages appearing in chat. Ones that probably shouldn’t be happening… not with the prior information he knew. Impulse didn’t seem to be drowning, nor was Daddy dying to vindicators. But Xisuma was still being killed by a Warden and Wels to hoglins, so at first it would seem like they escaped their area, but at the same time, there were other messages causing confusion.
Last Jrum knew, it was only the hermits, he and his brother, oh and those two mysterious players Gemini and Pearlescent. But apparently Helsknight was also here now. Also False hadn’t dealt with any other deathloop other than a little bit of drowning at the start, but now she kept dying to something called dripstone. And while Xisuma was still being killed by that warden, now the death message was different mentioning a sonically charged shriek. And finally Zedaph was now being eaten by frogs? For some reason? Jrum didn’t even know what that was!
Jrum was just about to essentially set the messages to a sort of do not disturb so he wouldn’t have to focus on that, but just before he did, a new death message popped up. This wasn’t one of the hermits, nor was it one of the new people. Instead, it was Grum’s name, and he had been killed by a Piglin.
Jrum was immediately looking around. There wasn’t much on the mountain, and he had already looked around, but he had still hoped to either see a nether portal, or see Grum respawn. But neither of those happened. He still looked around expectantly for a few more moments, barely noticing himself starting to shiver before there were more messages of Grumbot getting killed by not only piglins, but hoglin and brutes as well. Jrum almost shut his messages off so he didn’t need to look, but then a single message from Doc came in, saying ‘bot. water.’ and a pair of coordinates, him having gotten an anvil apparently and given a sword to a zombie.
Bot was probably referring to him with the nether not able to have water since now Grum was spawning there for some reason, plus Grum had reported seeing Doc below the clouds. That, along with the fact the coordinates weren’t too far from where he currently stood. In fact they were close enough that he could probably jump to where the water was. Since it would probably be easier to get back up to the mountaintop after going down and hopefully getting resources, Jrum took a running start, then jumped.
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The sky was not black. It was very much blue. Meaning Evil Xisuma had gotten their spawn moved to the overworld. Pretty much the last place they wanted to be. Sort of. They lifted their head to see where exactly they ended up, only to curse when they saw very very large mushrooms. They took it back, this was the last place they wanted to be.
He gave a long sigh, putting his head back down and continuing to lie in the mycelium. “Fuck it, I’ll just kill some mooshrooms and swim elsewhere.” Then after a moment more, they jumped to their feet, running towards what looked like further into the island. Opposed to what the message given to everyone said, EX did not still have his loot from the end city in his inventory, which was going to make any progress to get back there very difficult.
While there were indeed mooshrooms, that was not the only thing present on the island. Standing among the mushrooms, growing from mycelium and not a patch of grass, were some trees. They weren’t trees EX recognized, but they were still some type of tree. “Well I guess I don’t have to swim.”
Instead of attacking the mooshrooms, Xannes started gathering wood. The wood itself seemed to be oak, but the leaves looked the wrong color and shape, plus last they checked, no leaves had flowers blooming in them. Eventually a sort of sapling fell, that being an azalea shrub, whatever that was. But if it could be bonemealed into a tree, it would work. But that meant getting some bonemeal, which meant finding a skeleton. And monsters didn’t spawn on or under mushroom islands.
Or at least that’s what Evil Xisuma thought, because once they had gathered a few trees worth of wood and shrubs as well as some beef and leather, they went down into a surface cave. They were already intrigued by what seemed to be vines glowing further into the cave that they didn’t realize until too late that a skeleton was nearby. At this point, the only gear they had was some leather crafted into boots to potentially help reduce fall damage a tad. They didn’t really have enough to make more, and they didn’t think they would need any.
EX managed to whack the thing once with their axe before getting killed. They grumbled before finding their way back to the cave, managing to grab their stuff and start leaving the cave before getting shot again. Fortunately they weren’t attacked after picking everything up again and instead mined some stone that was further away from the dark part of the cave. 
After getting a good amount, EX crafted a furnace, as well as a stone pick, sword and axe. They grabbed a little bit more wood now that they knew that tools and torches would be more important. The skeleton had moved away a bit, but a creeper was in its place. The creeper exploded around the time the skeleton wandered back over, damaging it a bit more, but it took another hit before the monster was finally dead. 
Xannes ate some of their now cooked beef before realizing that regen still seemed to be disabled in the world, so they couldn’t heal back to full, but at least for now they had about seven hearts. Plus there were no more mobs, and there only seemed to be the one dark area and further into the cave also had the ground above it missing, acting as a sort of skylight.
They used the area as a chance to mine for iron and coal, only to be surprised when the iron wasn’t ore, but some sort of raw iron. It seemed to need to be cooked as well, which didn’t make much sense to them; but it was whatever. They got it cooking before going towards a slightly darker area, now with armor, a shield and an iron axe. There was only one skeleton, but it did give them a bone, which was the point of looking.
Gathering up the last of the cooked iron as well as their utility blocks and some more coal, Xannes had grabbed water from one of the various clay lined pools. There had been a single block leading down to a cave, and right now the goal was to get down to diamond and lava level.
There was a bit of an incident with some mobs at the bottom of the water stream. One of which being a perfect line up to end EX up with a music disk, though it was 11. Further down past that was a more open cave. The greenery, clay and water from before was gone, which would have made it look normal, if it weren’t for the fact that the stone was the wrong color.
Getting distracted, Evil Xisuma looked around, trying to figure out what the weird stone might mean… up until they ran into an exposed piece of diamond ore. And hidden underneath were four more. “Alright, I’ve changed my mind. I ended up in the perfect place.”
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When Grum opened his eyes again, he expected to find himself up on top of the mountain again, hopefully with his brother. From there, it would be easy to make their way back down to where Doc was positioned, assuming the pond they had made was still in place. Unfortunately instead of snow and ice and cold, Grum found his new spawn much hotter, with blackstone around him and the grunts of some nearby piglin.
With no danger immediately present, Grum checked on the world chat messages, noticing that a few players had gotten into death loops again, though some had gotten into new ones as well as some of continued deathloops having some small changes, that mainly being Xisuma’s.
Wondering about his dad, Grum then switched over to the player list, finding all the hermits listed including his dad, though with a different name than usual listed for him. There of course was also Pearl and then the other unfamiliar person, Geminitay, but there were also two newer-ish names. Those names were Helsknight, who was vaguely familiar, but also Xannes, which wasn’t as much. It would just have to be something Grum would ask about if he found anyone.
Well, anyone who was a player, as once he stopped looking at the world chat and tried exploring his spawn, he managed to run into a piglin and got killed. Knowing that path wouldn’t work, Grum attempted to go a different way, but this time he found a hoglin inside the bastion which also made quick work of him. By the time he finally managed to get to a safe area, Grum had been killed by some piglin brutes as well as more deaths from the other two. And if anything, he had been killed by some of the brutes a few times more than the others. Normally he wouldn’t try paying attention to that, but it wasn’t like this world was normal.
Grum finally noticed that the safe area he had found was actually a pretty good place to be. He could hear piglins, sure, but there were none in sight, even despite the fact that there was a chest right there. He carefully listened around to figure out how close the piglins were before opening the chest, getting prepared to run. He knew enough to recall that piglins did not like you rooting through their chests, so they could show up when he did. 
After a few seconds with the chest opened, nothing arrived, so Grum carefully looked inside, still keeping an eye on the surrounding area. The two most important items to him were a gold sword and a golden apple, a weapon and a way to heal since regen still seemed to be off. There were also a decent amount of arrows and a pair of crossbows, which were also helpful, though Grum wasn’t sure how well he could use them. As for the rest of the items in the chest, Grum collected up some golden carrots, some string, a singular pork chop, two iron nuggets, a handful of bone blocks, and some crying obsidian, but most importantly, there was some regular obsidian as well.
If Grum could find a ruined portal, or just more obsidian and enough stuff for a flint and steel, he would be able to create a portal and escape. Unfortunately, that all hinged on him actually getting out of the bastion alive as well, since he would lose all the items if he did die. There was the potential of dying so many times the piglins accepted him as one of their own, but he wasn’t really looking forward to the possibility of being part mob. If he even could become part mob when he was a robot and not a regular player.
From where Grum stood, he could just barely make out a chest on the other side of the bastion. He couldn’t see any piglins directly between it and him, but who knew what would be on the way there, and if he could even easily get there since there was also a large pool of lava in the middle as well. It was surrounding some netherwart, so that meant there was a platform, but that would likely be soul sand which would slow him and- he was overthinking this.
Steeling himself, Grum loaded both of his crossbows before running towards the chest. Almost immediately a piglin was in his way, and Grum turned to try and run away from it before getting cornered. With no other option, he fired his crossbow and was relieved when the single arrow was able to kill the piglin. Unfortunately, in running, he had fallen down a level, which hadn’t hurt him, but there was now a wall keeping him from getting directly to the chest. Loading the crossbow again, Grum carefully made his way around the wall through thin corridors, expecting danger at every turn.
Finding another dead end, Grum turned around, only for an armored piglin to see him. With two more arrows and a swipe from his sword, Grum killed it, but not before taking some damage. He barely had time to load his crossbow again before another piglin armored appeared with a brute by its side. Miraculously, Grum was able to hit the brute into the lava pool and kill the piglin, even getting its golden chestplate, which he immediately threw on. Just in time as third piglin appeared, this one with no armor but a crossbow of its own. Grum only had his sword ready, so sliced at it, getting shot once in the process, but not being killed. 
With no more threats immediately appearing, Grum ate his apple, glad for the healing to take him back to full hearts and then a little. Another piglin with a crossbow saw Grum as he made his way to another alcove. Grum managed to take one of his bone blocks to block a gap for them to see him from, but in the process found some magma flooring, taking just a touch of damage before he was safe again, hearing the piglin killed by a hoglin.
From his new place, Grum could see another chest in the middle of the lava, which unfortunately was now further away from him than where he had started. It was something he could try to get to if he died again, but that was still thankfully an if. The regular path continued into a dead end until Grum went up a level, but he could hear more piglins there, so instead he used his other two bone blocks to bridge a small gap towards another opening.
Using a touch of crying obsidian as well as punching through some blocks with his hand, Grum ran into another piglin, and only barely stopped himself from firing his crossbow before noticing that he wasn’t being attacked thanks to his stolen armor. Unfortunately, the same didn’t work for brutes, and there was one between him and the chest. Thankfully, it couldn’t reach where he stood, but Grum knew opening the chest would also anger the piglins, so he had to take his next steps very carefully.
The moment he attacked the brute, all the piglins get angry with him. With some panic, Grum managed to get them all to walk into a pit where they could get in and out, but couldn’t get to him. Barely dodging an arrow, Grum managed to attack with his sword, and then watched in surprise as pretty much all the piglins found a puddle of lava and fell into it.
As Grum continued to pick off piglins, a baby hoglin dropped in on him, barely loading his crossbow in time to hit it before it thankfully ran into the pit as well. Finally, Grum reached the chest, and then yelled in frustration at the items inside. The most useful items were more bone blocks as well as chains, as he could build across gaps with them, but the piglin disc and other gold chestplate weren’t as helpful. Well, Actually his stolen one was almost broken, so he did replace it, but it was still lacking.
With some reluctance, Grum made his way to the center chest, picking up the growing netherwart as well. Taking a deep breath, he went to open the chest, only to get killed by a piglin brute that fell from above. Feeling angry as he respawned, Grum didn’t even hesitate as he rushed back and shoved the brute into the lava, picking up what remained of his own items. Thankfully the new chestplate still survived along with his obsidian. In fact, while his sword had fallen in lava as well as one crossbow, the other crossbow survived with the arrows. And as Grum opened the chest, he doubled his obsidian as well as got a gold axe.
With enough obsidian to make a portal, Grum smiled before frowning at the fact that holding the axe felt a bit more comfortable than the sword or crossbow. He hoped maybe it was just his own imagination, but Grum couldn’t be sure. But not wanting to dwell on it or get the chance to die again, Grum immediately used his obsidian to make a portal frame. Though he couldn’t light it, it was at least there, so Grum stood on top to fire arrows at the rest of the piglins and brutes and hoglins, taking the last few out with punches into lava when his arrows finally ran out.
Feeling safer, Grum explored a bit more. There were unfortunately no more chests, but Grum did find where what seemed to be every remaining piglin seemed to be. He did his best to block up the area with bone blocks, but one brute escaped, which killed him twice before he finally killed it in return. But with that, he was safe. There weren’t any more hoglins or brutes, and the only remaining piglins were children and didn’t attack him. They seemed scared of him, which was reasonable since he had just killed what seemed to be their family. 
He felt a little sad for them, but he had to do it to survive. With some reluctance, Grum picked up the chests he had emptied and took them to his spawn point. He was still stuck here, but he had the beginnings of a way out, and that was progress, and progress was good.
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He was willing to admit that he had lied a little with what he had said to Wels. After the warning of the soft reset, Hels had reluctantly helped with obtaining stone tools for himself and Welsknight. He also did his best to kill a couple of hoglins and pass the pork off with a reminder that starving was probably a better option than eating crimson fungus.
It was midway through trying to make sure Wels' spawn was safe when it happened. One moment Hels was in the nether placing blocks, the next he was in the overworld, and with his inventory completely empty. Great, so the part about him keeping his stuff was a lie. Which made things a lot worse for him.
When he had tried to claim that needing to keep Wels from dying just wasted resources he could have used for himself, that wasn't entirely the case. While his name was Helsknight, it was in part because he was from a sort of alternate universe or whatever that was referred to as hels. Going between the two places wasn't common. He had ended up there in the first place because of one of the Hermits' inventions, and was only back due to Evil Xisuma. The only reason he had been doing so well in the nether was because Evil X had insisted on modding one of their seasons with the nether. Because that dimension wasn't normally a part of hels.
Helsknight himself, despite being named after the alternate universe or whatever that didn't have the nether, had actually been from a world that had also been modded with the fiery dimension. Which, if he knew enough about how things worked, Wels was in the same situation, being from a world that had added in the connections to an extra dimension. Still, the dimension that Hels had grown up with didn't exactly match the present day nether of wels, but for whatever reason, Evil X had wanted to be nice and give a slice of home to the knight. It had felt off since it was made to match the new version of things, but now Hels appreciated the gesture.
It still hadn't exactly matched with the nether Hels had found himself in before, but it gave him some familiarity with the dimension he had found himself in. But emphasis on had. Because now he found himself in the overworld in a biome he didn't fully recognize. And that would be bad enough if it weren't also for the fact that he wasn't exactly sure how to actually survive.
Okay, that was sort of hyperbole, but it was still going to be tough. From what Hels had learned after his first visit to wels, there hadn't originally been a separation between the two dimensions. But sometime around the addition of a new dimension, the split happened. Since then, the two dimensions had stayed separate, and what might be discovered in one of the worlds would have a different equivalent in the other.
Like for instance, apparently they had spruce and birch instead of pine and sycamore. If something that small was different, what else was he going to deal with? Well for one, probably the bird a couple of blocks away from him. He looked at it and it looked back, but nothing happened, so it probably wasn’t hostile. He then looked around at the landscape, hoping to spot some kind of landmark, only to be disappointed by finding just one. 
Just like at Wels’ spawn, a similar pillar thing stood just behind where Hels appeared. But unlike the netherbrick of the other one, this was made mainly from a type of wood he can’t recall the name of. It’s orange wood, but the bark is more of a gray. The only things not like that are the piece of bedrock and the strange block on top of it that looked like weird dirt or stone.
As far as Helsknight could tell, he couldn’t get anything out of the small structure other than being able to see his spawn. Maybe that meant he should build his base there, but he needed to gather wood first. So, Hels started walking to the nearest tree, punching at the logs that matched what the spawn marker was made of. When he finally picked them up, he noted that they were ‘acacia’ before turning them into a crafting table and set of wooden tools.
Chopping down another tree, Hels used the planks to outline where his base would be before digging at the group below until he hit stone, then continued to mine that up until he could change to a stone pickaxe and make a furnace. He popped back up to the surface to place the untility block next to his crafting table, also making and placing a chest for good measure.
Digging randomly for coal wasn’t really the best option in the moment, so after stuffing the extra cobble and dirt into the chest, Hels went looking for a shallow cave in hopes of finding some coal ore. Thankfully it didn’t take long, and he mined it up and crafted a number of torches. One was placed in the cave opening to help it stand out, and he placed a small trail on the way back to his base for the same reason.
While placing one in the center of his outlined area, Hels frowned at where it was now suddenly broken. For whatever reason, a few of the blocks he had placed were just missing now. He couldn’t really see why, but Helsknight placed more blocks in the gap. After that, he added a second layer of blocks to make sure there was a wall to hopefully keep out any monsters once night finally hit.
Now that Hels had a number of torches, he continued his staircase in the spawn area. If he could find a cave below his spawn, then he wouldn’t need to go exploring too far. And with regen off, if he died, it would be fairly easy to return to where he had been. But that meant finding a cave in the first place.
For now, he was having very little luck. Helsknight had only managed to find two pieces of iron ore, and he had no clue what to do with the raw iron that had dropped. Even if it worked like regular iron ingots, what was he supposed to do with shears? As Hels tried to potentially come up with any idea, his train of thought stopped in its tracks when he reached the surface. In the same area as before, the planks making the wall for his temporary base were gone.
Helsknight stared at the gap in the wall, trying to figure out why it was there again. His first guess was the strange bird he had seen earlier, but at this point, it had wandered off far enough that he couldn’t see it anywhere nearby. With another glance, he noticed how that side of his wall was closer to the spawn structure than the rest of it. Probably nothing could be within a certain distance of the thing. 
With a frustrated sign, Hels tore up what remained of that wall and expanded it. He was still going to enclose the thing to some degree. It was his spawn, and the thing was important enough that protecting it was probably the safest option.
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The first time he had seen a player was a surprise, leaving quickly enough he was pretty sure he wasn’t spotted. The next time he wasn’t as sure, but couldn’t tell. The third and fourth times he knew they didn’t, but the fifth time he knew he had been seen.
He had been alone for a long time, on his own and sometimes managing to find himself in different worlds. Sometimes, those worlds included other people. And when those people saw him, they talked about him. Those talks ended up connecting to more things they had spotted, things he had left behind like little tunnels or small builds. He didn’t think it would amount to much, until the first time a player appeared in the world he was in, instead of the other way around.
That had been this world. Ages and ages ago. When the first Watcher had appeared. They did something to him that day. They essentially laid a curse upon him, one he was stuck with for ages. Technically, he was still stuck with it, but it had been lessened. At most he could say it left him feeling sick for a day or so. And part of that was because of how accommodating his current home was.
Well, it wasn’t really current now. This world wasn’t supposed to be their home. And it seemed someone had noticed the little fix that had been given to his curse. The Watchers were running the show after all. They wouldn’t want something like that messed with if they hadn’t been the ones fixing it.
But he didn’t know it had happened until it was too late. The idea only crossed his mind near the end of their timer. He did his best to rush back to a piece of safety, hoping to ride out what he thought was coming. Surely he could be taken care of for a little bit. That’s what hermits did after all.
He called out to Beef in time for him to turn around right as the server reset began. And when everything was set back to normal, only one hermit remained at the true spawn. And due to the message given previously, Beef sadly assumed that the other Hermit had ended up with a moved spawn.
But that wasn’t the case. He hadn’t moved spawns, but he was no longer at the true spawn. He was nowhere. 
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hermitcraftheadcanons · 6 months
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New Mod Announcement
Hello friends! As you may have noticed, this blog has gone unfortunately inactive for many months. I have gone through some health issues in the last year, and although I'm now well enough to theoretically maintain the blog my interest has drifted pretty far from Hermitcraft for a while. So, I would like to introduce you to someone who is more than capable of keeping the great ideas flowing!
Welcome @mleemwyvern to Hermitcraft Headcanons! Mleem is a long-time contributor and member of the Discord server, and they are well known for creative headcanons and persistent brainrot. From now on, they will be the primary poster on this blog, although I will also drop in from time to time and anyone else on the mod list is free to as well.
Best of luck to Mleem, and happy headcanoning!
~ Mod Shade
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cat fairy/vex jellie. she found scar working for the vex and hasn't left him since
Jellie is the best kitty. 
She ensures the vex hold up their side of the deal. 
She also might be the reason Scar eats diamonds. 
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thevivification · 2 years
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“I think there might be a new Scar under this one…”
Based on this post by @hermitcraftheadcanons! I took those implications and ran with them so here ya go! Also since you're here already, here's a textless version
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loud-whistling-yes · 1 year
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Hi. Tumblr hates me so here's a separate post for my various works/aus and lesser-used tags so I can fit more stuff into the main intro post
Knight and knight: silly hc x hk crossover featuring ghost and wels. There's no plot or anything just wels and ghost being bad influences to each other
Ohtwa: short for One Hundred Thousand Worlds Away, aka my interpretation of the @/hermitcraftheadcanons's scattered au. Mostly contains links to new chapters, but also me complaining about writing and sometimes concept sketches of the thing
Shipwrecked au: light-hearted hc x dsmp crossover, started by our loved and cherished @/redtechnoanon and then me and @/wildcardjoey RAN with it. Currently has two chapters on ao3
The hermitblr survey saga: UGH. one time I made a post asking people to leave their favourite hermit and their sexualities in the tags cause I SWEAR aroaces flock to wels and pearl like moths to a flame. Never got around to actually sorting the info out cause holy shit there were so many responses. If it helps I'm pretty sure almost all tango fans were aro-spec
Failing at basic human recognition: fuck you. Grian and Tommy look identical.
Art/writing/character reference: what it says on the tin
Long posts i like: also explains itself
Blog milestone: followers milestones :D
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springfire1994 · 5 months
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Absolutely love this @hermitcraftheadcanons
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notinterger · 1 year
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I tagged 232 of my posts in 2022
#void shouts - 8 posts
#unreality - 8 posts
#emoji spell - 5 posts
#tw unreality - 4 posts
#yes - 3 posts
#hermitcraft - 3 posts
#dont care about it - 2 posts
#previous tag - 2 posts
#my mutuals - 2 posts
#technically 5 because of spelling mistakes - 2 posts
Longest Tag: 115 characters
#this is has become one of those things where i love the memory and community surrounding more than the thing itself
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
Deputy Gerda vs, + Erik Ahlberg
I honestly don't view them as having any sort of relationship beyond coworkers. Maybe estranged friends turned frienemies?
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#4
I use any pronouns now! :)
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#3
https://chng.it/rkPnGyxbxX
There's a petition to get feral back
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#2
Many of the series I love are coming back soon and I am so excited!
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My #1 post of 2022
for the ask game, evil xisuma vs xornoth
Xornoth almost definitely. Evil X would get folded like a fucking lawn chair, if not for his own hubris. They may win but it would be because of a very lucky hit.
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