The Next Day
A Group Chat Between Levi, Diavolo, and MC
Levi: HELP ME!!!!!!!
Diavolo: What's the matter?
MC: ^
Levi: If I hear, "Levi, would you tell so-and-so...." one more time, I'm going to scream!!!!!!
Diavolo: *laughing emoji*
MC: *glaring sticker*
MC: Should you REALLY be laughing about this?
Levi: ^
Diavolo: I apologize. It just sounds like something straight out of a comedy sketch.
Diavolo: They're talking to someone who's literally right there in front of them, but they're funneling everything through you.
Levi: Well, could you DO something about it?!
Diavolo: Of course. After all, rehearsals aren't going to go very well if they won't even speak to each other.
MC: Simeon - "Oh dear."
Levi: You're with Simeon???
MC: Yeah. I'm usually at Purgatory Hall on Thursdays.
MC: Luke - "We MUST do something! Immediately!"
MC: Simeon - "I admire your dedication and commitment, Luke. You really are a good angel."
Levi: And he isn't??????
Diavolo: *side eye emoji*
Levi: *side eye emoji*?
Diavolo: Later.
Levi: Okay.....
MC: Luke has an idea. I'm handing my phone to him so that he can type.
MC (Luke): in the celestial realm we have this program called project friendship
MC (Luke): we have it for angels who dont get along
MC (Luke): in order to make up with someone, you have to be willing to listen to them and accept their point of view
MC (Luke): project friendship creates a space for that to happen
MC (Luke): the program lasts for three days and two nights and everyone has to stick to the system no exceptions
Levi: My brothers would HATE the idea of Project Friendship.
Levi: Let's do it.
Diavolo: Would this happen at the castle?
MC: Luke's nodding his head.
MC: He, Simeon, and Solomon have volunteered to participate.
Diavolo: Barbatos and I will join as well.
MC: So that makes thirteen of us in total.
MC: Luke says that we should have 5 groups of two and 1 group of three.
MC: Simeon has dibs on Lucifer.
Diavolo: That should be interesting. They haven't spent any time together since before Lucifer fell.
Levi: I can do the group of three. Me, Mammon, and Solomon?
MC: Solomon - "Why me?"
Levi: Being with Mammon will be more tolerable with him around. Plus, I don't think he and Mammon are that close.
Diavolo: Given that this will probably get chaotic at least once, I need to continue keeping an eye on MC to make sure they don't get overwhelmed or worse.
MC: *side eye emoji*
MC: *smirking emoji*
MC: *emoji of sweat droplets*
MC: Ignore that. Solomon snatched my phone away from me.
MC: Anyway, Luke says that he'll bunk with Belphie because he's the least intimidating out of the brothers.
Levi: Satan and Beel would make an interesting pair. You know, brain versus brawn.
MC: Which leaves Asmo and Barbatos.
Diavolo: I will definitely have to apologize to Barbatos after this. He does NOT like Asmo one bit.
Levi: Really?
MC: ^
Diavolo: There's been a few times where Asmo got so drunk that he started flirting with Barbatos and trying to get him to sleep with him.
Diavolo: You didn't hear that from me, though.
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thank you @rhaaclaws playing with our TOUYS!! modified to suit my whims heart smile
explanations below ❤️ if you want to do this/the original version just say i tagged you yay
1: distanced from others to protect them but later learn to rely on them, scared of themselves, seem tough/cool but actually huge lame nerds, like a million other things but no time for dat goku
2: tough exterior but kind heart, past tragedies motivate them to protect their home/loved ones, foil that affirms their selflessness and compassion
3: wear their hearts on their sleeves, not quite human but sooooo human nonetheless, others seek to use them as tools, important to world saving/ending plans, PINK!!!
4: burdened by insecurity and hesitation that they eventually overcome, aim to save/protect one person in particular, mega important blonde* friend who helps guide them
5: initially/on the surface immature but become capable and strong, love their moms + strained but eventually mended relationships with dads, their passion/emotional intelligence strongly influences those around them
6: isolated from others due to special abilities/circumstances of birth, dabble in possession/physical manipulation, rude know-it-alls but in a fun way, gaaaay
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