#henry headmaster masterson

[cybertronian-menace]

Henry Masterson post!!!! A collection of random headcannons!!!!

He can't cook. He lives off instant ramen and burger bot.

He hasn't touched a vegetable in years.

The closest he gets to drinking water is Gatorade.

His go to eye liner is wet n wild breakup proof

He uses splat hair dye and he dyes it himself so his hair is fried as fuck because he does not know what he's doing

Powell is in his phone as "sugar daddy"

He's an elon musk dick rider

Drinks five monster energy drinks a day. His favorite is the purple one

He vapes. He has piles of empty and burnt out disposables in his apartment and his lab.

Drinks everclear willingly

Eats spaghetti-o's cold straight out of the can

Showers once a week on purpose. Doesn't wash his ass or his legs. Uses 2 in 1 shampoo + body wash

Singlehandedly keeping Axe body spray in business

Paints his nails but he's really bad at it

Does not get invited to parties but he shows up anyway to everyone else's dismay

[turbineface]

MASTEERRSSOOOOOOOONNNNN redraw wheehee :3

I WAS planning on putting more stuff in the bottom but changed my mind halfway thru 😧😧😧 death sentenvce

original img below the cut RAAH

lol :3

[thewiglesswonder]

Miscellaneous Mac memes.

[glacias-transformers-blog]

I hate him /j

(This is for another silly video btw but it kinda worked as a meme)

[iliterallydecepticanteven]

I need y'all to help me settle an argument.

[soundcrusher]

This was way too funny for me not to colour it.

The amazing Eda is @tachyon-omlette's character

Flinch is my sweet boy

Flinch's speach getting influenced by Headmaster is probably the only funny thing about his predicament. But hey, a guy's gotta take whatever fun he can have while being forced to work with a crazy guy, a slimy business man and a mean co-worker.

Bonus sketches under the cut, just because:

[starleska]

He's not as cute as Control Freak, but Henry Masterson AKA The Headmaster from Transformers Animated is basically the same character as Control Freak 🤪

TFA has a similar vibe to Teen Titans if you ever need an excuse to get into hot robots 👀

screaming okay first of all, i never said Control Freak was cute!!!!!!! that is you projecting unfair ideas onto me, and making assumptions because i have a history of enjoying condescending dweebs...👉👈😳 in all seriousness though, he is like. the Comic Book Guy version of Jack Spicer, which is an absolutely winning combination in my book 🥴💖 ah, if i weren't already married...

and oh my God hello handsome!!!!! 😳😳😳 dude, Henry Masterson/The Headmaster MUST have a rabid kind of fanbase, right? he's a purple-haired, eyeliner-wearing dork with cool tech!!! i just watched a few clips and am immediately enamoured 🥴💖 i would very much be interested in watching more... so this is the same voice actor for both Control Freak and The Headmaster, right - Alexander Polinsky??? i gotta admit i absolutely love the talent this guy has for playing nerds-of-the-2000s, his voice is perfect for it 🙈💖 i don't know what it is about some lonely, nerdy, incel-ish dude who happens to be a technological genius that is so intoxicating;;;; doubling down on the Jack Spicer vibes from this guy in particular - the fact that he said, "So pay up, or be owned!" in the sense of like. gaming ownage is legitimately making me blush. gahhhh stop sending me dweebs to fall in love with!!! 🙈🙈🙈

[deadlifeseries]

Y'all remember the second episode in season 2 where Masterson snatches Sentinel's body, and when Fanzone tries to arrest the bastard Powwel comes in like "I'm achtually, there's no charge you can arrest him on🤓".

Well I can name something:

Filing a false police report, he kinda admits to the fact that the false decepticon sighting was reported by him. The "I do not sound like a ma'am"

Theft, since Powwel decided that alien robots don't have rights(fucking racist), Masterson still stole Sentinel's body, so he did commit theft. We could even consider it grand theft auto, if we're willing to objectify Sentinel a little (which i totally am).

He should've been arrested. >:(

[gritsandbrits]

I think what makes powell and headmaster effective villains is that they couldn't really be defeated through fighting and weapons. Powell didn't have special abilities like decepticons or the other human supervillains, he was just a greedy, seedy piece of shit. We ALL experienced a Powell at some point in our lives.

Henry did have the skills but he was also very obnoxious AND Powell's favorite, which was why he was able to get away with his frames as long as he did. We ALL had that one coworker who was liked by the boss bc they both shared the same shitty braincell. And at least Sentinel has a tragic reason not an excuse for his meanness, the both of them didn't even have that! Literal space aliens had more humanity than those two bozos.

[m0thisonfire]

If I had a nickel for every time I went batshit over a mad evil inventor with the face of a triangle, I’d have two- three? Four??

I’m not sure, but it’s becoming alarming how many nickels I’m beginning to acquire in this regard.

[turbineface]

gamg its so over for me gang... posts my post (lol) season 3 masterson hc thingamajgs...

IVE BEEN HAVING THE CRAZIEST BRAIN EXPLOSIONS ABOUT THUS FUCKING GUY RAAUUGGHHH!!!!!

basically masterson breaks out of jail & is mad as hell when he finds out his head has been NUKED 😇 nd then proceeds to join suv (who r also out and about again bc meltdown broke them out RAAUUGHHH TOO MUCH TO TALK ABOUT TOO IMPATIENT TO DO SO!!!! (meltdown completely ignored masterson initially bc that guy is a robot fucker eeewww))

he then proceeds to rebuild the unit out of starscreams dead ass corpse & of course decides to make the unit even better now that he has his cheeto dust covered hands on some ACTUAL cybertronian tech that CANNOT come after him and ask for their parts back!!! featuring them optimum boots with the spikes on the bottom and a bulkhead inspired flail!!!! and starscreams original thruster heels embedded in the bottom of the units feet....

siigghhh also drops my slightly related doodblembs...

featurimg princess enslaving meltdown in a tupperware tub & messing with him like hes slime bc its FUNNY !!!!!!!!!!!

[thewiglesswonder]

[glacias-transformers-blog]

[lolathepeacocklord]

Strange unusual man whom I cast a spell unto