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an2e77e · 1 year

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“I thought your lot didn’t dance.”

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#an2e77e #good omens #gomens #ineffable wives #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #ineffable partners #aziraphale #go aziraphale #crowley #anthony j crowley #go crowley #60s ineffable wives #HER ASS IS NOT LISTENING #aziraphale is still dressing like it's 1944 #crowley is a beatnik #also hi i'm back #aziraphale is in love fr

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peaceandlove26 · 5 months

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my unicorn

#fursona #silkie #her ass is NOT listening

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pistachi0art · 1 month

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black and blue and red all over 🪓

#her ass is not listening #she’s gonna get eaten by a wolf disguised as her grandma 😭#anyways I just wanted to draw em as red and the woodsman it was a cute idea #barney calhoun #oc #aubrey calhoun

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gabbbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy · 5 months

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Her ass is NOT listening

#plants vs zombies #plants vs zombies heroes #solar flare #solar flare pvz #her ass is not listening

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mars-doodles · 1 year

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Gamer Fink

#her ass is NOT listening #look at where the headphones are #ok ko fink #pixel art #ドット絵 #pixelart ドット絵 #dotpict #ok ko let's be heroes #ok ko let's be heroes fanart #ok ko fanart #ok ko

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rimzieiei · 17 days

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chausiku brainrot.... shes so silly shes so silly shes so !

#her ass is NOT listening #zero thoughts going on inside her head...#fanganronpa #danganronpa oc

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ofbetterbodies · 3 months

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put on earplugs and then put my ear defenders over the earplugs ❣️

#*karinaposting #her ass is NOT listening #me when my autism burnout depression hits sensory deprivation levels to cope

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saragrosie · 2 months

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Sketching while streaming s5...

Jonathan Sims I will learn to draw you (this is my doing. I could draw him however I want and I choose to stick with an image of him in my brain that is difficult for me to draw. Masochism.)

Not s5 Mahtins below I enjoyed drawing cuz hes neat:

(Edit: I yassified Martin in the do not separate cuz I wanted his hair fluffier)

#yes I realize Jon and Martin are in different fucking art styles let me live #do not accuse me of being AI this difficulty drawing hands is all natural I worked hard drawing for years just to fucking suck at it #update I listened to 170 I heard it was devastating but my ass was LAUGHING #poor martin but omg me and my buddy had everywhere at the end of time in the background and shit was so funny #he forgor 😭💀#it was emotionally devastating at the end tho Jon suggesting he stay there um btich NO?!#Jon the literal Lonely is not worse tham being around you get a fucking grip #helen continues to be the best character her showing up for the juicy gossip is so fucking real #anyagays #tma #tma podcast #the magnus pod #tma fanart #jonathan sims #the magnus archives #my art #martin blackwood #jonmartin #jmart #tma jmart #tma season 5 #tma spoilers #i have to make a diagram for my jon and martin designs for s5 SO bad #if only i could draw jon.... >:(#i need u guys to know that my martin loves plaid and jon is wearing a plaid shirt thats too big in s5... inchresting....

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 9 months

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No time to play. You are being sent away.

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #yu ziyuan #jiang yanli #jiang cheng #wei wuxian #Do you know how hard it was to *not* do a 'Sold To One Direction' spoof comic? It took nearly all my will power.#Mostly because it misaligns a little too far off from the canon events and vibes.#But sit with me for a moment. Consider it:#“BEEP BEEP BEEP. I threw my pillow at my alarm clock. ”Wei Wuxian get your lazy ass downstairs!“ Yu Ziyuan yelled.#I ran to the bathroom and looked in the mirror to see my grey orbs staring back at me.#I put my long straight black hair in a ponytail with a red ribbon.#I went downstairs to see my adoptive mother holding a bottle of vodka and a cigarette.#'Listen up whore! I need money to pay the bills so I sold you. Your new owners will be here any minute so go pack!'#I stormed upstairs. There was no way I was going to let her sell me to a creepy old man!#I decided to run away. Since I'm not like other girls I don't have very many friends.#My gay friend Lan Zhan was mean but he lived like a block away.#As I opened the door I saw Wen Chao blocking the door. 'Ello Love. We're your new owners!'#I rolled my eyes and pushed him. 'Aren't you from that stupid Wen Sect? There's no way in hell I'm going with you!'#Hey again. It's me the OP of this blog taking a pause. I haven't actually read this story before aside from the memes #and I am honestly reeling from how this watpad fic chapter ends. What do you mean one of the one direction boys chloroforms her???#Chapter 2 is so much worse #Why is there such a strong focus on the *eyes* of every boy!!!#This fanfic is a horror story actually. I came into it trying to make a funny parody but I got in over my head. Dear God.#It's me again. Several minutes have passed and I'm on chapter 4. What the FUCK is going on here?#I feel like I opened up pandora's box hoping for a fun little treat and got the plauge upon me. Dont read this fic.

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constarlations · 4 months

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Pokémon Timeskip Series: Battle Legend Lyra 🍒🍂

One of the two Johto-Kanto champions, Lyra is best known for her bright and cheery down to earth attitude both on and off the battle field! She likes to travel ALOT you can find her in coffee shops in Kalos or surfing the waves in Alola or just about anywhere with her Fiancé, Silver by her side and never turns down a challenge to a good battle (even if she accidentally sweeps the other person’s team whoops) Her favorite drink is boba tea, her birthday is March 4th, she has a crippling gatcha AND otome addiction, and is 165 cm tall but that’s all for text no one is gonna read aaaaaa-

Drew out my timeskip Lyra due to me wanting to update a few things in regards to her design (can’t believe it’s been almost two years since my timeskip designs HELP) but I hope you enjoy!

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#pokemon #Trainer Lyra #Pokemon hgss #Lyra pokemon #Art #Her team is actually inspired by my SacredGold run btw! Hence why she has a Glaceon ha ha #(and she has a Farigiraf and Phanpy as well but I forgot to put them sorry)#pokemon timeskip #hgss #-points at her- they don’t know she’s my favorite (next to dawn)#I love her design so much she’s so hello Kitty ok she’s sooooo strawberry shortcake alright #Minnie mouse looking ass I love her so fucking much #she and silver are married cause I said so #it’s actually vague in my verse if she’s the npc role btw cause she DOES have the hgss mom and Ethan has the GSC mom! Also I’m super biased #Kris is the only one who’s truly a npc lol (lab assistant)#My ethan is a blend of npc Ethan and gold so my Lyra is a bit of Pokemas Lyra but also my own hcs if that makes sense #Also she and Kris are sisters!!! V important!!!! They are hello Kitty and Mimi to me if you compare the two I’ll explode you with my mind!!#gotta upload my art on tumblr but I’m lazy as hell lmfao #anyways uhhhhh #Hanamaru kunikida vibes for her btw…. please listen to Akogare Ranraran for full Lyracore vibes for this image thx #ALSO…. LISTEN TO LOVELY LOVELY STRAWBERRY BY KUBO YURIKA FOR MAXIMUM VIBES OF MY LYRA INTERPRETATION THX #Ok bye lol #Ally draws stuff

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critter-covenant · 5 months

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the yapper and her very-good-listener of a girlfriend

#except im lying #shes staring at catfeine's face and noting the bags under her eyes and the tremble in her hands from caffeine overload #her ass is NOT listening smh #stimmy tail hand appearance #catfeine and dogpressed created by eggritos!#one more yuri post before i get sent back to the dungeons (school)#poppy playtime #poppy playtime chapter 3 #poppy playtime fanart #smiling critters #smiling critters fanart #frowning critters au #catfeine #dogpressed

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malsorie · 3 months

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me and the bad bitch i pulled by being Autistic

#BACK ON MY LAETHARA BULLSHIT #a m!lf and her tall ass githyanki boy toy oh i love them so much #minthara #minthara baenre #lae’zel #lae'zel #laezel #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #baldur’s gate 3 #art #fanart #laethara #minthara x lae'zel #i listened to black magic woman the whole time i drew this #(fleetwood mac)#btw #if u want the whole vision

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milkcryptid · 1 year

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messy

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melonsharks · 11 months

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now listen to me very closely, my dear.

#her ass is NOT listening 🤣🤣🤣🤣#good omens #good omens 2 #ineffable wives #aziraphale #crowley #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #gomens #good omens fanart #gabuart #fighting for my life

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fungii · 3 months

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sliding this over to you on a table with a note that just says "thats her dad"

#drawings #ghost trick #Listen to Me. Listen.#i am allowed One 'hear me out' headcanon #personally i believe in post The Incident adoption #part guilt part oh my god she broke out to go make sweet potato in the park i love her #when jowd calls him up on this he says nooo man i just had to beat you at being the first to have a kid :]#(lynne says that he looks heinous) only a family member would say that about him. there goes my ugly ass dad.

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valtsv · 8 months

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one of these days someone is going to ask me to name a woman who inspires me and i'll be just not mentally engaged enough to say james fitzjames and only realise what i've done when they pull out their phone, look something up, and then look back at me with a baffled expression and say "the 19th century naval officer?"

#🐉#she does inspire me btw. to not be like her.#except in fashion sense #me: *about to tell a lie that will inevitably come back to bite me in the ass later*#my guardian angel (taking the form of james fitzjames from amcs the terror #in an attempt to get me to listen to her: do we not think that this might grow to define and have a detrimental effect on our sense of self #fitzjames

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