#her mother though....(spoilers)

[idkaguyorsomething]

the reveal about ruby’s mother actually makes perfect sense when you think about it. why else would someone name their baby by pointing at a random sign in the middle of the night and dress in wizard robes while leaving said baby behind on a doorstep in a church if they weren’t a teenager whacked out of their mind on pain medications

[judyalvqrez]

there was something really jim henson-esque and campy about how some of the non-human races were portrayed in the new dnd movie that i really enjoyed. they could’ve easily gone the shitty cgi route or just not shown those races up close at all, but no, they said you want a bird man? we’re gonna get you a bird man

[littlebitofdnd]

Sandra-Lynn and Sklonda are having a "What Do We Do About Kristen" phone call as we speak

[kierreras]

a tragedy in three acts

THE SUMMER I TURNED PRETTY s2e06 «love fest»

[armoralor]

Do It For Her (Osha Aniseya) ✰ have you given thanks to Her today? you better ✰ reminder that T*RFs can fuck off, only interact if you love trans & nonbinary folks ♡

[maggotssmichael]

just gonna go ahead and say this: frank was absolutely right & justified in telling joey to "own your fucking shit and go be a mother to that kid." and i understand the argument of 'oh he should've said it in a nicer way blah blah he was so rude about it blah blah time and place frank' but that's exactly how you need to talk to someone like joey

[magnusbae]

THE WAY THIS FAMILY ALWAYS MORE CONCERNED ABOUT THE DOG THAN HADES 😂😂😂 or otherwise known speak to members of the family through the dog. They are insane your honor.

[crazydaymycrazyway]

So, like, if Alberu is a quarter dark elf and his mother is a half blood, then doesn't that mean his grandmother/grandfather is a human? I wonder whether it was one of the humans that escaped to the city of death. I'm guessing both of his grandparents are dead? Since they were never introduced. And like, his great grandfather is still alive lol.

And like, is Tasha a half blood too? Is she Alberu's mum's younger or older sister? And as far as I understood (spoiler, I think?) Zed kinda implied that she was killed by those hunters or whatever? The more I look into Alberu's family to write a famfic, the more of a complicated mess it is.

Oh, and since he is a quarter dark elf, can he like, form a contract or whatever with elementals? And can he see them like all the other elves? So does that mean if Cale uses that top to communicate with wind elementals, he can see/hear them talking too? And like, I thought Tasha had an elemental, but am I wrong?

[kaiserin-erzsebet]

Every time I get to this point in Dracula, I think about how long it takes to even mention that Arthur will be a Lord.

Some readings suggest that Lucy chooses him because he's the most financially stable option. But, she never bothers to mention that he has a title in her letters, like that fact rarely crosses her mind. It doesn't feel like its at the forefront of her decision making.

It's Mina who mentions it. Not Lucy.

[iheartbookbran]

Also ngl I kinda love the concept of Debling courting Penelope and Colin getting jealous because of it, not because I ship it (he’s barely a character) or because I’m part of the crowd that wants to see Colin ~suffer (though I’m not opposed to seeing him dramatically yearn), but because the reason Penelope specifically is going after this vegan man is so fascinating to me. Like, she obviously doesn’t love him. But she will marry him to protect LW… she’ll marry him to please Portia, that’s so funny.

Girl’s so desperate to escape her awful family life while at the same time keeping her secret, but she also wants her mother’s approval. And she’s so caught up in that toxic mindset that she completely misses the guy she’s been in love with since childhood making heart eyes at her from across the ballroom.

Pen only has her parents’ terrible marriage as a frame of reference, so she probably thinks it’s a bonus if her future husband is much older than her because that could make her a young widow. He’ll leave the country for the majority of the year to fuck off to Antarctica? Oh to be left alone by your own life partner!!!

Meanwhile Portia is enthusiastically nodding behind Penelope like yes, perhaps he’ll die at sea, and neither of them think there’s anything wrong with this outlook in life.

Hilarious.

[melonymint753]

so Chinese has a lot of words to differentiate relatives, whether they're on your mother's or father's side, their relative age to the connecting parent, etc etc

Amusingly, Hera addresses herself as 姨婆 (maternal grandmother's sister) instead of some variant of 婶婶 (paternal (younger) uncle's wife)

The Goddess of Marriage, Queen of Olympus, does not acknowledge her husband lmao

[masterkeynobi]

is there anything better in the world than Aabria Iyengar Wizard Arrogance. is there ANYTHING BETTER IN THE WORLD than aabria iyengar wizard arrogance!!! i don't fucking think so!

[text ID:

Aabria Iyengar I slam my staff on the ground, revealing it to be that tall, jagged glass spire of the citadel. [A sound of crashing glass] She's at her full 6ft tall, and pulled back a sleeve enough to see that, like, ring. This is a big enough city that they should know how to respond to this energy. Brennan Lee Mulligan Amazing. Go ahead and give me intimidate with advantage Aabria Iyengar Thirteen! Brennan Lee Mulligan What do you say to Oscar as he's standing in front of you? Suvi [Aabria] Move.

/end ID]

[darthpastry]

So like… Ruby’s mother is totally a part of this whole “pantheon of gods” shindig, right? And abandoned her to protect her from all the batshit crazy peers?

[tokyo-daaaamn-ji-gang]

Hc Emma was the first one to paint Baji's nails and teach him how to properly do it. It started with Baji offering to help her with martial arts and teach her some moves but Emma wanted to do something to thank him/pay him back so she offered to teach him nail painting. Baji was unsure at first but went along with it to not upset her but then actually liked his shiny nails and promptly beat up anyone who spoke badly about them.

[bloodcoveredgf]

longlegs is a movie about mother/daughterhood for real. throws up thinking about it actually

[mayasdeluca]

MAYA BISHOP Station 19: 6x16 ‘Dirty Laundry’