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life-o-n-m4rs · 2 years
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i really liked this shot from Spider-Man 2 so i drew it U_U
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zgriptsor · 8 months
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pikmin 4 is my first pikmin game and im already learning so much
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tinta--branca--art · 11 months
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His evil trans swag has captivated me
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likealayka · 3 months
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Richard Zee Kay?
More like Richard Beef Cake amirite lads okay I'll be going now
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animanga-bonanza · 1 month
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X-Men has always been a soap opera and I, for one, am glad that X-Men 97 is continuing that tradition. I’m LIVING for the messy romance and secret clones and amnesia plots. The angst is delicious ✨
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jombenz · 4 months
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would you take his hand tho...?
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ultrastellara · 7 months
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dilf zhongli x gender neutral reader modern au
tw: ITS A BIT SUGGESTIVE AT THE END, HOWEVER THERES NOTHING EXPLICITY EXPLAINING WHAT HAPPENED!!!
summary: you been working under zhongli for many years. from the moment his business started to the promotion of his company having more than one building in the city, you carried him through and through. you could never imagine not leaving his side unless something personal were to happen to you.
"i see, can i have y/n here to help decide the choices ?" zhongli stated. the meeting between the fatui board and archon board, your company were arguing about how to collaborate together on a project. this matter was mostly going to happen just because the fatui company needed some cash, well a ton. the members of the fatui company were currently occupied by some of the members of your company.
you heard voices of venti yelling at scaramouche about the incomes of how if they did a wine collaboration it would hit off so well. along with venti came kaeya coming in mentioning about how expensive could make it. however scaramouche scoffed them off saying that they werent taking this serious.
but remembering where you were asked to, you had gotten up and walked to your boss's place in the meeting. waiting patiently for him, to call your name out but since his eyes were focused on the screen mostly, you had to catch his attention.
"sir, i am here" you replied firmly. you saw him motion you to stand up and come see what he was looking at. you were expecting something really important. however when you were looking at his screen, you saw many options of boy clothes on a kid clothing website.
"which one would you think it'll suit my son?" he asked you.
you knew he was married but got divorced a few years ago, still knowing he had his son and his youngest a daughter. he never told you their names but you always looked forward to seeing him whenever they came by to the office.
"sir i think the one in the top right corner will suit your son the best" you paid closely to your outfit choice, knowing that his son would suit it the best. it would match his hair but as well his bubbly personality.
"thank you, my dear" he said, knowing that you would end up walking back to your seat in the meeting. he called out,
"would you be a dear and grab my morning coffee from my desk?"
this was the first time you ever heard him ask you an offer like that. surely you were his assistant but majority of the time his coffee was always with him. suspicious, you thought.
"yes sir. ill be right back" you grabbed onto the writing pad you had in your hands, bowing to him quickly before heading to his office.
the walk on the way to there wasnt too long but it managed to get you spaced out because you were wondering why he was making you do something like this.
it's strange, you kept thinking. strange because that cup of coffee he has is always placed on his desk. you then thought to, oh no? am i a bad assistant for not realizing his cup wasnt there ? no it cant be? is he testing me?
you saw the sign of his name placed on the right side of the door. knowing what you would expect to see in his room, you gently opened the door. turning the handle and entering in, as you walked in you quickly closed the door.
you were greeted to seeing the many photos he had of his children and himself. as well some photos of your staff and yourself in it. walking over to his desk, you saw the cup he had. the coffee was already gone. shocked as you were, cusses came out of your mouth knowing he was messing around with you.
"son of a-" you were about to cuss until you heard someone else entering the office.
"excuse me but-"
"oh y/n? that's where you were " those golden amber eyes he had were catching your eyes as he made eye contact with you.
"sir? oh yes im sorry if i had taken a while to get your cup but you see-"
"no need to worry, darling. i knew the cup was emptied from the start" he chuckled, while seeing your face turn from a smile into a 'wtf' face. the door was shut once again, leaving the two of you alone in his office.
"sir was this a test?" you asked curiously. you were making a much more serious face than before. his eyes paying attention from the frown you were making to the way your hands were firmly holding onto the writing pad.
"oh no, i wanted to talk to you about something. i apologize for scaring you earlier, my dear" he was much closer to you than ever before.
"then what did you need me for? shouldnt you be in the meeting right now?" you kept asking him all of these things. he really did wanted to talk to you about something however you werent giving him time to.
"shhh, y/n" he said, using his pointer finger to close your mouth from further talking. "remember i still wanted to talk to you about something ?" he reminded you.
some guilt came into you knowing that your boss was trying to tell you something however when you were about to speak up about something.
his hand gently cupping your cheeks, pressing his lips against yours. as nervous you got not realizing your boss of 4+ years was kissing you. you werent sure to kiss back because you didnt know what was truly going on in his head. the way he calls you 'darling' a lot. the way his eyes makes it's way to seeing you, he gets a bit exciting knowing you're here with him. yet however you never know what he feels about you.
hes told you the things he appreciates about you but has he ever given you some mixed feelings? you remember those times where women and men had been wanting his attention during those parties your company has every year. the feelings of some jealousy here and there yet you always brushed it off.
knowing where he is in workplace and even outside of his home. you wouldnt ever fit in to be in a romantic setting with him.
you couldnt replace the last lover he had right?
you would be wrong once you realized that you enjoyed this feeling. the feeling of wanting to be closer to him.
you kissed him back, dropping the writing pad that was in your hands. wrapping your arms gently around his neck and allowing him to place you onto his messy desk. the kiss was sweet yet had some fiery in it. it felt like you both wanted to do this before.
the hand that was on your face was then replaced onto your thighs. you both continue to kiss until he pulls away. seeing the flushed face you had right now, as he was in between your legs.
"oh my, i didnt think we would end up like this " he said, teasing you since he saw the adorable face you were going to give him soon.
"mr. zhongli i-" you were then cut off by another kiss. surprised by the position you two were in currently, your arms were pulling him closer to you.
"listen, y/n. if you stayed a bit quiet, i think i want to show you what i been keeping a secret for a while now" he said, continuing to kiss you until you let out a small moan by accident.
you had pulled away this time, slowly feeling your cheeks burning. wanting to cover your face with your hands however you looked away, not wanting to see his reaction.
"woah there, y/n. i didnt know you were enjoying this. you been thinking about this for a while, huh?" he gave you such a smug look knowing he was right about how you viewed him.
"sir..this is a bit new to me but i-"
"no darling, it's okay. i want you in the same way you want me too" he reassured you, gently making you look at him with his hand. "you want me?" you asked softly.
he nodded before placing his mouth onto your neck.
"i do, my dear. so please allow me to love you in the ways i shouldve a long time ago"
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his chest was pressed onto your face as you woke up. currently where you were wasnt the workplace. instead you were in his bed in his house. knowing what happened between you two during that meeting you assumed you mustve passed out. however by the looks of it, the soreness you had proved that you two went a bit out.
not paying attention to your surroundings, you saw his eyes opening up.
"hmm..y/n?" he asked.
you looked at him, with a flushed face. damn he looks so good right now, you almost were to scream until you felt your forehead against his chest. you were quietly listening to his heart beat, not knowing he was looking down at you.
"you hear that, darling ?" he asked you.
you nodded knowing what he meant, his heart was beating a bit faster ever since you two finally were able to share an intimate moment like that.
"hey mr zhongli.." you stated.
"hm?"
"are we..um..you know, a bit more than working partners now?" you nervously asked.
he laughed at seeing you being this nervous, however he also admired the way you were acting towards him now.
"yes, darling. we are more than just business partners " cupping your cheek gently, while admiring all the marks he left behind.
he took note of how you two acted during your heated moment. started from the time the meeting was going to end until he was the last person leaving the building. after you had gone asleep once your session finally ended. he managed to tire you out so much even though they were breaks between every or few sessions in between. he never could imagine doing this with you until he realized a few days ago, of how a certain man from another company was talking to you. jealousy spread through his bones yet he kept it in not wanting to disrespect you and the man you had talked to.
however seeing the way you were looking at him through out those days before he decided to make a move. a part of him, wanted you with him further more in his life.
"i love you.." he said.
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merlinposting · 7 days
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evan buck buckley. literally could not be me- if i had even the slightest chance with big, beautiful, brown eyed eddie diaz, i would be taking every chance to lay down my cringe fail moves. i’d problem fumble him, but at least i tried. get your head in the fucking game bro
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pockywitchdraws · 8 months
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My poor heart can't take this kind of stress for much longer 🤠
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nyaskitten · 1 year
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Y'ALL. I NOTICED A THING!
The weird tentacle eye monster at the end of the teaser uses the same colors as the main villain for Lego Dreamzzz!
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goofalicousgooberface · 7 months
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the other saw x blood drive Poster but with Lawrence :3
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Big thanks to @purplekid for the idea <333
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kyros-tha-soldier · 3 months
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when it comes to dressrosa posting, people are either like "this arc is so long and boring and repetitive and albasta 2 i hate it becuase it killed my grandma! >:(" or "god this is the best arc ever if this arc was a person i'd marry it and live a committed life with it this is such a masterpiece this is absolute art"
but nobody for some reason remembers that Dressrosa was one of the OP arcs with the most male fanservice?
like you've got all these dudes of all shapes and sizes slaying and serving cunt, a "little bit for everybody" type of cast, fighting half-naked, and y'all are complaining about this arc being long? hell no! Oda should've made it longer!
this is definitely not about Kyros' repetitive 'upskirt' shots, i need to make a separate thread for that yessir
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eemoo1o-tfrmoo · 5 months
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So. Um. Um.
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cosmererambles · 9 months
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*Vin, standing above a corpse at a party* Elend, walking up with a glass of wine" "What the hell happened?" Vin looks at him with utter disgust, then down at the corpse. "They called Kelsier daddy." Elend, contemplates this for a moment. "Yeah they deserved that, that's fucking weird."
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weirdbabs · 8 months
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cant believe peter puckett my friend peter is gonna get fucking pulverized this round. managed to survive 3 rounds only to be destroyed by check please
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taylorshope · 4 days
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Headcanon that Trevor from Ghosts and Mike Munroe are related somehow
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