#hes a fucking loser (i love him)

[a-dumb-sarcastic-bisexual]

More random Nimona headcanons

Bal is one of those people who isn’t allergic to anything except one random medication that no one uses 

Ambrosius calls him a lucky bastard every time it’s brought up because he’s allergic to everything 

His allergy list is at least three pages long and he doesn’t remember a single thing on that list 

Whenever they go out to eat Bal has to remind him “No you can’t eat that it has olives” “Not that either love it’s got lemon” and so on 

Most of his allergic reactions are pretty tame so he’ll eat it anyway

And it gives Bal and Nimona so much fucking anxiety 

One time Bal walked in on Nimona chasing Ambrosius around the kitchen yelling “Spit out the carrots Nemesis you don’t even like them that much!!” 

Whenever he eats alone he refers to it as a game of Russian roulette 

Bal refers to it as the reason he has high blood pressure

Because Bal and Ambrosius grew up in the limelight (for very different reasons) there are a million pictures of them through the years 

And they use those videos to bully the hell out of each other 

Bal can quote the video from the beginning of the movie not because it was an important moment in his childhood 

But because Ambrosius will quote it at the most random times throughout the day

Bal will do something small like kill a bug or chase out an animal that Nimona brought in

And he’ll hear Ambrosius mumble “I’m here to slay monsters and protect our kingdom”

He was a little worried Nimona would react badly to this habit but he started joining in 

One time he killed a spider and Ambrosius asks “Are you slaying monsters moonbeam?” Nimona yells from the other room “I’m so proud of him he’s truly protecting our kingdom” 

There are a million photos of baby Ambrosius on the internet 

And Bal made a PowerPoint presentation ranking their cuteness factor out of 10 (100 was the lowest score he got and it was a picture of him with the ugliest bowl cut you’ve ever seen)

And made Ambrosius sit through it 

That was the most loved and mortified he had felt in a long time

Nimona uses low-quality pictures of them as reaction photos 

There have been times when Nimona asks “Can we eat out tonight” and Bal tells her no and she sends him this 

He’ll text back “Is that my fucking wanted poster?!” 

She asked Ambrosius if there was any ice cream left and he said no he expected her to call him and complain he didn’t expect this 

He calls her yelling “When the fuck did that happen?!” 

And she hangs up immediately to let Bal deal with it

[lesbianpegbar]

i love aki bc he truly is only seen as the normal one bc he is surrounded by freaks. like in any normal social setting aki is a fucking weird loser. he fist fought a 16 year old in an alley bc the kid didnt care about his job enough. he stuck gum on a womans back and extensively bragged about how much he owned her. the only thing he thinks or talks about is a half-cooked vengeance plot thats been brewing in his underdeveloped brain for like a decade. this man is a mess. he is a freak hiding in a herd of other freaks to camouflage himself.

[bizarrelittlemew]

Our Flag Means Death 1x1 | 2x8 ⇉ AVAST! 🧍‍♂️😤

[brainrot-radio]

Michelangelo Myers doodle posting

[realbeefman]

robert chase one of the characters of all time. hes blonde. he went to seminary school. he purposefully murdered a patient. he’s a vapid slut. allergic to strawberries. was caption of his college bowling team. desperately needs to be on antidepressants. he’s divorced. his ex-wife was/is in love with his dadboss. it’s heavily implied that this is part of why he married her to begin with. he’s been fired multiple times but he keeps coming back like a fucked-up obedient boomerang. he’s the best surgeon in the hospital. all this while having the personality of a sopping wet cardboard box of corn flakes that somebody poured milk into and let mildew.

[dykealloy]

small aside but y'know how luffy's stupidity is usually met with physical abuse of some kind? anyway. here's law's worst in response to luffy being manipulated by his arch nemesis

[misplacedgamer]

Utterly fascinated by just how useless Yoshida is when he’s not using his octopus powers-he literally cannot get Asa or Denji to do anything he wants them to do. It’s such a hilarious contrast- Makima’s iron grip she had on the rest of the cast in Part 1 vs Yoshida not even being able to stop Denji from eating cake

[skywerse]

I had them for only a day, but they're the silliest ever

[mammon-s]

Pervy Leviathan brainrot rn

Like he’s so sweet and shy he must be so innocent so you don’t mind wearing revealing outfits around him and cuddling up next to him you don’t even notice his raging hard on pressing up next to you

You don’t find it suspicious at all that he awkwardly asks you for hugs all the time, he’s so sweet! You don’t know that he does it to feel your tits press up against his chest

You don’t know about all the panty shot pictures he secretly has taken when ever you wear short skirts stored in a special file on his computer that he desperately jacks off too. He would never do anything like that he’s so sweet!

[nuka-rockit]

tfw you get a mortal to sign your contract (you get their soul)

(based on 0:57-1:08 from this clip from Its Always Sunny)

[river-of-wine]

I’ve been playing Red Dead Redemption and I am enthralled by every aspect of this guy

[shaxza]

[gummy-worms-in-my-brain]

✨✨Live✨✨

💥💥KILL💥💥

[flutt3rb4tz]

fucking OWWWWW my hands. drew this whole thing while my arms werent fucking working right. anyway AAAAA YURAAA i love him. and his character. and how he looked in this scene i had 2 redraw it. umb ^_^ i love toxic teenagers

edit; fucking forgot his scar and missed a few things

[highoncatfood]

[catboyidia]

PATHETIC LITTLE LOSER BABY MAN

MY UGLY CRINGEFAIL HUSBAND

HE CANT COOK HE CANT CLEAN AND HE HAS EVERY DISEASE AND MENTAL ILLNESS KNOWN AND UNKNOWN TO MAN