#hes a little shit

[tansyuduri]

Ok but can you imagine after Arthur comes back, or is reborn or whatever and he and Merlin are together... Anytime Merlin wants to annoy Arthur, he just waits for Arthur to say something, waits a split second more, and just reponds with "Gay." Then keeps going "Merlin where is the shampoo?"

"... Gay"

"Merlin did you get the groceries?"

"... Gay"

"Merlin would you stop saying that!"

"... Gay"

[cherrycherryking]

i fucking did it hes here

(open the image for more detail please!!)

rest of the dialogue (THERE'S MORE DRAWINGS I PROMISE!!)

Thanks to a piece of merchandising it is known that Willow used to live in a different city before starting to travel, he regards himself as a "world renowned wizard" but taking in account his nature it is possible this is either an exaggeration or a lie.

He could be found going around the neighborhood or in his caravan, the later being where his shows took place as well as the couple of segments he had in wich he teached easy tricks and science experiments that he would call magic.

Willow was interpreted by a human actor who was presumed to be a family member of someone in the production. He had a puppet version which most likely was used when the actor wasnt available. The justification in-series was, as you guessed it, magic.

Despite his unlucky first appearance reception was good enough that he would come back to the series around a year later.

ahhh my guy my silly guy my deeply beloved hes so dear to me

goofy

also said "unlucky first apparition" is that he was supposed to be an old wizard man but the fake beard got stuck in wallys hand revealing his twink ass (hes not really one??)

"oh no!! my secret!!" -smoke bomb and disappears-

[championrevali]

What is/was Revali's opinion on the king? Did it change upon getting to know Link more?

Pre being a champion, revali didn't really have any thoughts regarding the King

When he does become a champion, initially he was blinded by the praise the king threw on him, but it quickly faded when he realized that most of the praise was at the expense of Zelda.

After that, he dislikes the king, but when he and Link bond, and he finally hears Link's stress/fears, he absolutely despises Rhoam. He starts playing a game of "make the most snide remark to the king without him realizing" whenever he sees the king

Urbosa loves the game, and joins in

[steamedtuofu]

pov: you didn't name him scarabortion

[psychopomparia]

Marius Von Hagen, what is this behavior

[tmntxthings]

一∑ leonardo hamato。・゜・☆

(pics from pinterest)

> raph’s < | > donnie’s < | > mikey’s <

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version: rottmnt aka rise

aesthetic: blue + hobby-oriented

song association: me and your mama by childish gambino

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author’s note: same concept as donnie’s & I picked that song bc leo’s a little shit and would pick it for the title (turns out it’s a banger too)

> Profile <

name: the greatest ninja of all time leonardo hamato

nicknames: leo, lee, nardo, leon

aliases: the greatest ninja, champion, neon leon / prime time

location: NYC babyyyyy

species: red slider turtle duh & lou jitsu's looks

age: ~sweet 16~

height: 5'5 (hehe, donnie wishes he was taller than me)

weapons: my rad ninjocity skills, odachi / cool swords

appearance: handsome ;) lovely green complexion, superior red facial markings, sturdy shell, original blue bandanna, super handsome, lean green crime fighting machine, and did i mention handsome?

personality: uhhh definitely the funny / punny one (don't believe a word donnie says), all-around amazing, the cool one too, quick-thinker, trouble maker and savior, really i'm just the whole package, confident.. most times, protective, cunning, brave, the list can go on and on

likes: cool things, like swords and comics and jupiter jim movies / lou jitsu movies #hotsoup, family, senor hueso, gram-gram <3, magic shows, attention, affirmation, hugs, blindsides / backstabs / betrayals, drama, (but what you should take away from this is that i put family wayyy before donnie put family :p) pranks, being #1, competitions

dislikes: kraang / anyone who comes for my family, draxum, apologizing, boredom, getting sentimental or serious, when no one laughs at my jokes T^T, leading, losing

other: i don’t really know what to put here, but profile application complete (that took wayyyyy too long heh ((put a check mark right here anyway :P)), after your school project is over you should swing by! yk so i can beat your ass in mario kart or any other game you think of ;p you should hurry cause i’m getting boreddddd and may just have to portal over, don’t worry i’d never dream of annoying you while you do your homework :D what else should i put on this thing…agh forget it i’ll just tell you about my day so far, i woke up looking as dashing as always, time-skip past playing on my phone / eating / mundane other stuff that’s boringggg and boom, fighting against the foot clan bc those guys are back again?! lemme just say i took out most of them, my hermanos could hardly keep up with me fought very well.. it was such a team effort.. :p that should be enough right? as donnie would say, parting is sweet and all that jazz, but don’t worry i’ll bless you with my presence shortly.. meaning right now, ~portal timeeeee~

[mitsvriii]

Clumsy

TW’s: slight detail of wounds

Pairings: Shikanoin Heizou x reader

Reader Type: Can be read as any, although reader is a bit stoic

Word Count: 380

A/N: this came to mind when i was brainstorming fics; just something random, slightly ooc?, a short fic

Tags: @https-heizou, come get your man

“Are you okay?”

Of course you weren’t okay. You had just tripped and fell over a corner of your couch you weren’t okay.

“Do I look okay to you Hei’?” You asked grumpily, going to stand up.

“No, not really-Hey let me help.”

With Heizou’s help you sat down on the couch, now inspecting the damage on your leg. It wasn’t bad nor was it pretty. You managed to take off some skin and it was bleeding slightly.

Heizou was looking at the wound like he would when he was working evidence in a case. “Stay here, I’ll go get a bandage.” Before you could retort he was off to the races.

You sighed as you leaned back against the couch, waiting for him to return. After some while he returned, a couple of bandages and disinfectant in hand.

“Do you want to hold my hand while I disinfect it?” You glanced down at him with a raised eyebrow. Was he serious or just being Heizou?

“I’m fine, thanks.”

Heizou let out a him in response, going to clean the wound. You winced at the slight sting but other than that you were find. Heizou was glancing up at you ever so often, checking on you even though you were quite literally in arms reach.

”I guess I can tell everyone that you fell for me, huh?” Heizou teases, looking up at you with a cheeky grin. He simply chuckled at your deadpan look before finishing wrapping up your bandage.

“Alrighty! You’re good to go”, he gave your leg a playful slap, chuckling again at your slight jump.

“I’m going to hit you.”

“Sure you will”, Heizou leaned forward and gave you a kiss on the cheek, “I gotta head out for a case, mm’k? I trust you won’t fall again?”

You smiled slightly as you pushed him away playfully, “I’ll be fine.”

He nodded before giving you another kiss, this one on your lips. He smiled cheekily once again before he walked away and you heard the door shut. Your brows furrowed as you licked your lips. Why did he taste like dango?

You got up and walked to the kitchen, only to find your leftover dango pieces missing. Archons one day he was absolutely going to get it.

[whispers-of-lilith]

You might be wondering, "How much does Lilith love her son [dog] Loki?" Well, seeing as how I have the patience of a dead peanut, but I'm still sitting here, hunched over, mending his bed for the fifth time, just so he can dig & rip it again— I'd say the limit to my love for him doesn't exist.

Wish me luck, I'm still not done, my back hurts & I've accidentally poked myself more than once while sewing. BUT HE LOOKED SO SAD ON HIS OTHER BED I COULDNT JUST *NOT* FIX THIS ONE

[eridanusart]

He is my silly little boy!

The silly little boy bites :D

[vamps-hmu]

dumbass Nerevar doodle

[salix-alba04]

My best boy Shadowflame <3

I love stormcutters so much so i made my own

[melchiorisabitch]

Piggy cuddles

[c00l3stb0y3v3r]

RAHHHH have this little brain thought I shared in a discord server and want to share here. So have this copied and pasted one.

What if Casey Jr can speak like, a couple of languages? It was mainly used so he can communicate to different people. Maybe he even learns to write in yokai language to help yokai in need.

When he goes back into the past, saves the world, yada yada. Sometimes, when he cusses people out, he switches from different languages. He could be saying in Russian, Italian, or even French all in one sentence cause someone just pissed him off.

[polteergeistt]

Vessel and he's sadistic and possessive.

Being marked. Like. Marked. Bites. Scars. Clawing marks.

"Look at how well you're taking so much pain for me."

"You serve me so well."

You're his and the world has to know. Your neck is getting destroyed.

In public, his grip on your waist is tight. His nails dig in your palm. His sharp nails drag along the back of your hand.

His teeth. That's it. His fucking chompers. They are getting in your skin.

If you bleed, he looses it. Man becomes animalistic.

You're so gonna be choked. Air will be rare as IV not being a fuckboy.

He's so happy when you let him use your skin as a canvas. He will draw on you with sharpies or something sharp.

Marks are like his masterpieces.

The sweet sounds of pain you make is like music to his ears. Hisses, cries, yelps, flinches. He's eating that shit up.

HE RESPECTS BOUNDARIES.

He will stop whatever he's doing if it's too much for you to handle and pepper you with kisses.

He can't get his hands off of you. They are soft or rough, but always in contact with your skin.

"You're mine."

[kyamruong]

hello

YAWNS EXTREMELY LOUD 🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊

i made the hand comically large whoops

[phoneypotatoes]

Saved a duck today.