#hes referring to bowser

[stitcheds-sewing-box]

I know people have already done it but I wanted to do it too

[bowserphobia]

incorrect mario quotes

[southofsound]

Yeah idk man I'm just fuckin around

[revletter]

Genovember Day 26: A story both Bowser and Geno still tell to this day - but only Bowser knows the punch line.

So for Genovember, I've been WRITING Geno every day. Mostly work on long things, but lots and LOTS of goofy short things. And I had a crazy thought today that maybe I should actually freakin post some of them 👀

Here's one! (cw: alcohol)

Geno and Bowser go to the Grate Guy casino together

Bowser eggs Geno on to get into a one-on-one drinking contest with him

Geno declines for a while, because he's 100% sure alcohol would have no effect on a doll and he doesn't want to hurt Bowser

Bowser doesn't quit until finally Geno's like, "Dude, if you REALLY want to play a game you KNOW you're going to lose, fine. You're buying."

They have some surprisingly genuine bonding time as Bowser gets drunker and drunker and opens up in ways Geno didn't expect

Geno is very understanding as he keeps up with Bowser shot for shot - no effect on him, nothing, nada

And THEN

Bowser pisses someone off

Slowly it becomes clear that a bar fight is about to close in on them

And, with his pal Bowser absolutely sloppy-sloshed, Geno realizes that HE'S going to have to deal with it.

There they are, about to face off against a bar full of angry thuggernauts or whatever

Geno is 100% annoyed but also 100% here to defend his ally

Bowser is 200% READY for this fight and 0% able to tell the difference between a person and a barstool

and then

just before it goes down

Geno's like

"Yo Bowser."

"Weh?"

"I just realized something."

"Whuh?"

"I can get drunk!"

And Geno falls on his face.

Bowser proceeds to get ABSOLUTELY TROUNCED by the ENTIRE BAR

(Throughout this, Geno just lies there about 0.5% conscious and feeling quite excellent, and through some dumb luck remains blissfully unharmed; he will not remember any of it)

They both get thrown out of the bar (Geno is still very much not awake for this)

And that's the story of how Bowser and Geno got banned from the Grate Guy Casino.

[omgtheywereroomates]

ITS HE

[federthenotsogreat]

All eyes on me!!🌟

[dooxliss]

What do you mean "the weird amount of people that think Mario and Luigi are twins" there's literal, actual official texts that states that the two ARE twins. Did you even plays at least on Yoshi's Island game????????

you misread my text and i also misworded my tag. i meant to say that a weird amount of people think that they aren’t twins but i was out running errands at the time and didn’t proofread 🫠

but i do immediately after that say that they aren’t outrageously older than the other (like the live action mario movie)

[itsamenickname]

Bowser: I love all of my minions equally.

*eariler that day*

Bowser: I don't care for those Spinies.

[jupitercl0uds]

guys i have been struggling to draw bowser but now ive seen someone make a mii version of him and it makes so much sense now. i cant find the exact mii i saw, but i just understand how to draw him now.

nvm i just looked at bowser and he looks nothing like the thing i just drew, i have a better tip that tends to solve all problems: use a reference and disect it into shapes. here's a step by step guide in case you're too lazy:

EDIT: a massive thank you for all of the notes, however I also want to add something: his nose can make or break his face.

please remember to experiment with different shapes, noses, proportions etc. i'm just a random tumblr blogger, NOT the bowser drawing god. as you can see, the 3rd one looks ok in my style, however i've seen other people draw him with drastically different styles to mine and he looks super weird. in stark contrast, people with those styles sometimes can really pull off the first one.

in general, unless you very clearly have the same style, PLEASE don't feel as if you need to follow every step in an art tutorial without adjustment! if i were to use a tutorial for how to draw eyes in a completely different style to my own, my characters would all have weird eyes. the best way to figure it out is experimentation.

[egg-emperor]

bowser's next musical number "Eggy"

YEAH!!! come on Bowser, Eggman will appreciate it way more than that ungrateful Peach! he'd absolutely adore a song dedicated to him with that much raw passion put into it, he'd say yes to marriage and be his prettiest bride immediately XD

[upwards-descent]

If I made a part 4 to my Bowuigi magnum opus, it'd feature the fabulously mysterious Mr. L

[trial-by-yuri]

why did it take me an embarrassingly long time to realize there is a bowser's inside story reference in the Mario Movie it's been like a couple months since I've watched it now

[warrenthealien]

Just saw the Mario movie: 0/10 not enough Bowuigi

[hoodie-prince-kid]

The best part of the Mario movie was the soundtrack, Toad, and that single Shy Guy noise.

[surskip]

here are my mario movie predictions - the plot is either mario and luigi's origin story, or it's about mario being disillusioned with having to rescue peach again - mario kart reference in a chase scene - art style is super bright and plasticy with hyperrealistic irises. all the hair is blobs with realistic texture and a couple loose hairs - peach's joke is that she almost gets angry a lot and then right at the climax of the movie she'll get angry at the bad guy and make this expression

and everyone will go Ummm Awkward... I Wouldnt Wanna Get On Her Bad Side - donkey kong isn't a permanent companion, just in one donkey kong section where all his obscure relatives are mentioned as a throwaway joke - bowser is initially presented as the villain but then bowser and mario's gang have to team up to defeat the real villain. there will be a joke along the lines of "well we play golf/karts/sports with you all the time" - there will be one reference to the mario rpgs and everyone will lose their minds - there will be one reference to a mario meme. if we're lucky it will be like, a hotel mario one. - there will be a youtuber in this, at least a reference to a youtuber. - luigi's arc is that he has an inferiority complex compared to mario. they will have a falling out that gets repaired within 7 minutes

[astralis-ortus]

agent(s) of chaos

✱ boyfriend!bc x gn!reader

— there's a reason why you love game nights with your boyfriend's second family.

w.count → 1.1k genre → fluff, a dash of comedy warning → mild cussing (i think? it's just hints), the chaos that is ot8 stray kids, one time jump, and reader is referred to as baby! no gender specific attributes mentioned aside from reader's hair being soft, heh a.n → based on this request! not gonna lie, i actually got a slight headache from imagining the chaos throughout the fic lol even in my head they're /that/ loudㅠ heh ⋆ see masterlist

game nights with your boyfriend and his friends might not happen often; but once they all come together and get the event date set?

oh, a (good) chaos will definitely ensue.

“goddamit—chan hyung! get your eyes on the game!”

“yeah! go get it, seungmin!”

“felix you bronze—step on it! catch up!”

a collective of cheers and disappointed groans were imminent as soon as yoshi, seungmin’s character of the night, crosses the finish line; leaving dry bowser and baby mario—which respectively belongs to han and chan, in second and third place. If you didn’t know any better, you would have thought the boys were just competing in some major mario kart competition.

“­wah chan hyung—you’re seriously so bad at this!” changbin loudly protests—to which you genuinely thank yourself for pushing through with the rented villa agenda—while throwing his head back against the sofa in desperation. lee know, their other unfortunate teammate on the other hand, is busy pretending to box against your cackling boyfriend, having a string of ‘sorry’s falling from his lips.

“argh!” switching his target in desperation, changbin immediately puts his hands together and faces you with his attempt of salvation. “please switch teams with me! i can’t do this any longer! he’s so bad!” he pleaded, nearly earning himself a thrown nintendo controller on the head from chan if it wasn’t for your swift hands, snatching the heavy plastic from your pouting boyfriend. Well, not that you mind though, considering how adorable your boyfriend looked while he sulks.

“yah yah yah—changbin hyung!” seungmin intercepted—and if you know something about the kim seungmin, then his iconic multiple-hit comment is about to pop off. “no one told you to be so bad with rock paper scissors anyway!” the younger pointed out, a smug grin etched across the span of his face, “that’s why you ended up with chan hyung!”

“hey!” your boyfriend was the first to react, pointing at the smug younger one—and of course, it’s not changbin if he didn’t follow suit.

“yah! you prick!” huffing and puffing, changbin was quick on his feet as soon as seungmin stuck out his tongue, further provoking the curly haired male while he ran away—only to fish more of changbin’s loud shouts after the younger. “yah kim seungmin! come back here!”

series of laughter follows the disappearance of the two; to which everyone know by heart now, is also the best time for the rest of the kids to take their water and bathroom break—and alongside that, also became the best time for chan to finally take a proper look at you.

“you’re still good, baby?” the switch in his demeanor made you giggle as you lean into chan’s warm touch on your cheek. despite having witnessed the shift countless of times, the way chan’s voice became very soft when he spoke with you never fails to make your heart flutter. “it’s almost 1 am, aren’t you sleepy yet?”

“i’m good,” a smile follows your simple answer whilst your arms found their home around your boyfriend’s waist, snuggling closer to his warmth while chan lifts your legs to cross over his lap. “can last at least 2 more games, i think. besides, i drank some of the coffee jeongin brewed earlier, remember?”

chan’s exaggerated sigh along with his usual disapproving head shake ignites another set of laugh within you, fishing another pout to appear on his plump lips. “knew i shouldn’t have trusted jeongin,” he dramatically piched his nose bridge, trying to look as disappointed as he could. “he’s part of the bad peaches club after all.”

“i heard that!”

jeongin’s resounding shout from the kitchen startles both you and chan—causing your laughter and chan’s to grow in volume. “not sorry!” chan’s reply simply earned a grunt from the younger, not wanting to further continue the discourse while he’s busy arguing with hyunjin about who can get their hands on the last can of beer in the fridge.

“but anyway,” chan’s gaze softened as they returned to you, running his fingers mindlessly in your soft hair, “tell me whenever you feel sleepy, okay? we’ll go to bed right away.”

“i know,” an exaggerated sigh left your lips as you immitate your boyfriend’s previous antics, “this isn’t my first rodeo, you know?” you snickered as you playfully stuck out your tongue—which in turn only further cause the adoration in his chest to bubble.

oh, how he wish you’re all alone right now. he’d immediately tackle you into a cuddle and plant several dozens of light kisses across your face and neck—but he must resist. after all, he wouldn’t want the kids to tease you over something like that.

“gosh, you’re so annoying,” he hummed, lips betraying him as it formed into a massive grin across his lightly flushed cheeks, “think you’ve been hanging around the kids too much. i should keep a schedule for your visits from now on.”

“nooo!”

4 round of games and 20 minutes later, another wave of commotion returns as the race for second place—since first place has again been coveted by the representative agent of chaos, the kim seungmin—ensues between lee know and han.

“han jisung! step on it step on it!”

“lee know hyung! shi—why are you getting as bad as chan hyung!”

“yah! baby, tell—“

chan’s words immediately died down in his throat as soon as his gaze landed on your peacefully sleeping face—plea to defend himself from his kids vaporized and replaced with a soft thump in his chest. You looked so peaceful with your head resting against his shoulder—a massive contrast to the chaos surrounding you—and chan could feel his heart swell. you looked so cute; especially with your fingers wrapped tightly around the controller seungmin had just handed you a few moments prior.

had you been fighting off the drowsiness all along?

carefully pulling you into his lap, chan smiled as he gently peeled the controller off of your hand before dropping it directly onto hyunjin’s unsuspecting lap, startling the younger.

“ya—“

“shut it,” chan hissed between gritted teeth, easily pulling hyunjin’s focus from the chaos happening on screen and to you—who immediately nodded his head knowingly when he realized what’s happening.

“yah lee min—ow! what was th—oh.”

chan’s next target was changbin—who immediately received a slap on the back instead of chan’s quiet warning. it’s rather effective, however, considering outside of the two current players, everyone now has their eyes on you.

“keep it quiet—if my baby wakes up because of any of you,” chan eyed every single one of his kids, not even caring how severe the teasing he’ll receive by the daylight will be for whatever he’ll be saying next,

“i’m not gonna let it slide.”

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