#hes so awesome

[cccotard]

two mikess

[conceptofjoy]

it’s sooo fucked up how normal Dirk English is please please please give me some proof that hes not

he looks like a normal person at first glance but hes fucking insane. like jake's so obviously weird, but you have to be in the same room as dirk to realize it. his beta self literally hunts dave for sport every day as guise for training.

imagine if you combined lil seb and brobot (highest difficulty setting on both), put them in a meat suit unmedicated, and made their hyperfix wilderness survival. it only seems sort of normal because he's (and roxy) are in a survivalist dream/nightmare. dude is constantly recreating moby dick and has beef with THE gl'bgolyb. he leaves for a week with no contact without telling roxy and comes back towing a 150 ton lusus monstrosity.

he quizzes roxy on survival trivia to keep them both sharp. hes like ok roxy i deliberately poisoned myself with a specific type of lusus venom and i will be unconscious within the next 5 minutes. after gauging the symptoms what antidote do you think i need to survive? he shouldn't never be allowed in society for everyones sake involved.

[cansadaxx]

my awesomest teutonic knight <33

+ special guest appearance of me when anatomy

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price guest stars on The Muppet Show (1977)

[dhmis-autism]

Is there anything youuu don’t like about duck guy as a character. like what would you like to see change involving him in the third season that will totally happen AND be announced next year

HI SORRY I thought about it for a long long while and very very hard and I'm so sorry to say my answer is nothing!!

There isn't anything about this weird little duck that I don't like!!

I like his weird little rules, his fun little outfits, his rudeness, his brazenness, his overly autotuned webvoice, his much softer and lower pitched tv voice, his propensity for violence, his temper, his sassy little remarks waugh!! He's so totally my favorite favorite favorite favorite!! I love him EXACTLY the way he is!!

My hope for season 3 is he doesn't change at all whatsoever!! <333

[phonematthew]

trans’d his gender.

@thelorddidnotsavetheirsouls

[strawberryfires]

one thing about george, he Will be sipping on a fruity little drink

[potatobugz]

i appear with doodles of the Ideas in my Mind

[thatonezodiacfan]

He’s so great, isn’t he?

[soldez]

kid today told me a jug of water was a potion so i asked what are the effects of such a potion & he said it's a potion of Get things wet

[cccotard]

quick littol joe :p

[iexistapparantly]

LOOK AT HIM! LOOK AT HIIMMMMM!!!!

[ayakopng]

jrwi riptide 70 spoilers

FELIPE.

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

You may be cool, but you'll never be Vincent Price sitting in a field of flowers cool...

[kirafanxx69420]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICE 🈶SUGAWA!!! 🎲🎲🎲🎂🎂🎉🎉🎊🍾🍾💰💰💲💲📣📣📣📣‼️‼️‼️‼️

dont repost el oh el

[baxterbaxs]

I love Mr.Small he is one of my favorite side characters if not THE favorite side character of mine. I absolutely love how he is a parody of 40 y/o hippies who are unaware of everything thats actually wrong with the world yet wants to change it for the better. My favorite instance of that is in the season 6 episode “The Stink” where he goes to an overpriced “healthy” store as its supposed to contribute to saving the planet by using non-plastic materials but the show tries to tell you it’s entirely ironic how its set up and makes a parody to real world stores who do the same thing. MR. SMALL IS JUST SO FUNNY. I love his blissful ignorance and how hes supposed to represent a specific type of real world people. I just love his character hes so silly