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[mcl38]

HELPHGLJFLF i didn't even notice lando's tan but now i can't unsee it......golfer (derogatory)

golfer sooooo derogatory. the way hes anxious enough abt potential farmers tans that he wears his tshirts w the sleeves rolled up like an idiot.... but was still willing to get the stupidest wrist tan line in the world from golfing

[hyakunana]

Late night art feat the most miserable man that ever stepped in DGP

[megamindsupremacy]

i have NOWHERE to shoehorn this into the Welcome to Gotham fic but i desperately need people to see it so everybody please imagine the following scenario:

Bruce, son of Athena: I named myself Batman because my worst fear as a child was bats. so i created the symbol of a bat to strike fear into the hearts of criminals so i may one day cleanse the streets of Gotham of all crime forever

Annabeth, daughter of Athena: okay but isn't the spider the worst fear of all children of athena?

Bruce: technically true. they are my number one fear. bats are number two. however i couldn't run around calling myself "spiderman". thats a stupid name

Peter Parker, ten thousand dimensions over, sitting straight up in bed: HEARD SOMEONE WAS TALKING SHIT-

[smokbeast]

i am a firm believer papyrus curses and only doesn't do it for professionalism sake.

[cloudysarts]

"What?! Fuck you, Stolas! You spring this 'feelings' bullshit on me-- are you fucking kidding?! Can I get a fucking minute to think after everything you put me through, you pompous, rich asshole?!"

~i don't support vivziepop or her shows + this art/redesign is from my rewrite~

(unblurred ver under the cut)

[owlarchivist]

omg happy pride month

[dnangelic]

u can't spell sea witch without serve

[spiderwebd]

i wanted to thank you for all ur nice words on my posts aaaa! i rly wish i could directly reply to ur tags but i don't wanna be annoying lol <:] ur seriously wonderful

Its 1 am right now thank you thank uou thank you slash gen

[castielafflicted]

being sttracted to rela life people is so stupid. im looking a tthis stupid fuck man and i want him so bad. and he's just a guy.

[pawubits]

one day i hope i get roier notice over on twitter.......... i would b so happy.... especially cus normally he gives a like AND replies..... sigh:( man why am i feeling like this over a fucking cc notice iugurhhgh fucking silly ass brain grgrrrrrr

[itorayye]

happy birthday kel !!! 🧡

[inavagrant-a]

@starsdescent said:

Many hours were spent pondering and considering, leaning forward with her chin propped up upon the heels of her palms at her desk, all with the question of 'What is a valentine even meant to do?' at the forefront of the astrologist's mind. She's never been a valentine, though she is quite aware of the obvious, that goes without saying. She needn't be reminded of the countless activities that take place on this particular day, the superfluous appearances of flowers and sweeties and and dinners and so-called romantic trips just to name a few.

Many an hour did her brow furrow in thought, more hours than she dare think about, nor admit to. Ever.

In the end, Mona decides upon the noble endeavor of making chocolates, trial and error of the process reminding her the skill required of it. In all their time together, she has not noticed Tetsuya reach for or favor anything particularly sweet. Thus, the goal was not too sweet, not to bitter. Why, she even took her time creating the box the chocolates were going into, a bright red ribbon wrapped around it as a finishing touch.

Hah! How's that for her first try? Not too shabby.

Of course, all that remained afterward was the task of gifting it to her valentine. Mona clears her throat to announce her presence, bring out the heart shaped box from behind her to extend it out towards him. ❝ Happy Valentine's. ❞ That's what she's meant to say, correct? Drat, why are her cheeks so warm? ❝ Ahem, for you: chocolate. ❞

Truth be told he wasn't expecting her to do much considering the lengths she made him go through to simply get her to say yes... which now that he looks back on it was actually quite ridiculous, but her stubbornness and pride aren't things he took all too kindly. It reminds him too much of him and he does not like a dose of his own medicine. After all, he can't stand himself.

She's made a mess of the kitchen and quite frankly he's surprised that she can manage such a thing as homemade chocolates. She... doesn't really make any efforts to cook herself aside from concocting her usual salads. Though perhaps making chocolates does not by default mean that she can cook, she merely made some treats and by the looks of her appearance it was definitely a trial and error. The box also looks... personalized in some way. He can tell she made it, there's obvious tell signs of her hand in its doing. So she's also well versed in arts and crafts then? Fancy that. Whatever war took place in that kitchen, he catches a whiff of its remains, becoming privy of the sort of chocolate she made him. Is it too late to tell her that he does not fancy sweets? Though the sweet smell is not of the overwhelming kind... he can still catch a good whiff of it and it already tells him that the chocolates she clearly worked so hard on making for him aren't going to be of his taste. That is most unfortunate, after all the trouble he went through. If he has to take any sweets he prefers the richness of dark chocolate. It's bitter enough for him.

He waits for her to offer to him the box of sweets according to the customs of doing so and when she does he stares down at the custom box she also troubled herself with making to wrap up her gift to him in some semblance of a cohesive finished product. "I can already tell this is going to be too sweet for my liking." Is the first thing that leaves his mouth, taking the box of sweets from her. He'll try one either way... eventually... maybe, he's not decided yet. Maybe he'll feed them to the little animals outside and keep the box. He likes the box, it's quite the handywork. "This box is salvageable." For what it's worth. He tucks his gift away, satisfied with his final conclusion in the matter.

"You don't do this very often, do you?" He crosses his arms over his chest, the answer to that question coming from her state of appearance and the messy kitchen behind her. "Heh, it's good experience for you Megistus, you're welcome." As if he had just gifted her something worth her while. "I'm not cleaning that kitchen, however," he didn't make that mess, "make sure it's clean before dinner time." Since the one in charge of making dinner here is him.

[daedrabela]

i actually really hope she dies. i really do. i hope she suffers and it's violent and i hope her fucking bum ass boyfriend is the one that kills her. poetic justice. fucking rot, bitch.

[ofviolentdeath]

Me: -getting ready for bed and going to the bathroom- Pam's grey chonk of a cat, Pokey: -giving me issues for trying to come down the hall- Me: -heading back to the couch- Pam's evil cream cat, Kabuto: -goes after me because Pokey started shit- Pokey: -comes out of fucking nowhere and latches onto my hand that I'm holding the baby gate with to keep Buto from getting to me- Cool. I love needing to wash and bandage my hand before bed.

THIS IS WHY RIOLU IS THE ONLY CAT HERE I LIKE -sobs-

[grumpyascianteddybear]

Emet right now in this thread with @soulseeresque :

And it thrills him so much.

[ba9go]

bakugou katsuki finds you annoying (he has a soft spot for you) pt. 2

sort-of enemies to lovers with bakugou!! bakugou being avoidant bc he’s bad at feelings. he’s a little shit in this one but he makes it up to the reader!! liiiiiight angst/comfort.

pls read part 1 before 🧡 part 3 (nsfw)

the more you interact with bakugou, the more you’re baffled by the insults he comes up with.

you bump into him in the corridor, and the two of you are completely alone so it’s impossible for you to pretend you haven’t seen him, so you wave awkwardly at him.

“hey, bakug—”

“fuck off, rabbitface.”

bakugou brushes past you as he walks by, leaving you gaping at him in complete horror. “my ears are not that long!”

“cry about it, maybe your nose will twitch too!” bakugou responds without looking back at you, and you find yourself holding your nose on the rest of your way back to your room. it does not twitch one bit.

the day of the midterm exams, you’re full of jitters, standing outside the classroom and flipping through your notes frantically for some last minute revision.

“nervous?” you look up to see bakugou standing in front of you, smirking down at you with his arms crossed.

“yeah,” you admit sheepishly. “i don’t wanna fuck this up.”

“don’t be stupid. you studied, didn’t you?” bakugou’s smirk drops and he raises an eyebrow at you. you nod, and he clicks his tongue at you. “only thing stopping you now is you, then.” bakugou pokes the side of your head twice, roughly but not hard enough to actually hurt. it catches you by surprise, and it happens so fast that by the time his hand drops back to his side, you’re not sure it even happened.

“better not fuck it up, buttercup.”

as bakugou walks away from you, you’re still feeling frazzled, just not for the test anymore.

by this point, you’ve given up on asking mina and the rest for advice. they’re all convinced of the same thing — that bakugou somehow has a soft spot for you. you don’t believe it.

some days, bakugou looks a little less murderously at you, and you think that maybe, just maybe, he doesn’t completely hate your guts, but other days, he completely brushes past you like you’re invisible and you feel like a fool for ever hoping that maybe the two of you could be friends.

but then bakugou starts ignoring you more and more, and you start to wonder if he actually hates you.

you run into bakugou on the way to the gym, and you grab his sleeve before you can even stop to think twice. “bakugou, you good?”

“hah?!” bakugou recoils away from you and looks at you like he’s repulsed by your touch. “fuck do you want, extra?”

extra. you’ve noticed that bakugou’s started calling you that a lot more often recently. you’ve heard him say it before, but not to you. was that all you meant to him now? when did that happen? what changed?

“what do you want? did i piss you off or something? why are you being so—”

“i’ve always been like this,” bakugou hisses at you, and you don’t think you’ve seen bakugou this angry at you before. “and you’ve always pissed me the fuck off. so just fuck off already, would ya?”

bakugou stomps away like godzilla after a rampage, and you’re the tokyo that he’s completely ravaged.

soft spot, my ass.

for the next two weeks, you listen to bakugou. you stay out of his way, you don’t even try to meet his gaze when you walk into class or when you walk past him in the hallways. ignoring him didn’t feel natural to you, but every time you saw bakugou, you reminded yourself that you were just another extra. you’d get used to not talking to bakugou eventually.

the others picked up on this change as well. kaminari casually asked if bakugou had come up with any “interesting, new” names for you, to which you had responded, “haven’t spoken to him in a while, but he did call me an “extra” the last time.”

“extra?” kaminari repeated slowly, raising his brows. “he called you an extra? that’s low. especially since it’s you.” you shrug, and kaminari frowns. “have you talked to kirishima about it? i’m stupid but i don’t speak caveman like bakugou does. kiri’s our best bet at deciphering him.”

you decline kaminari’s suggestion, insisting that it was no big deal, but it seemed kaminari went ahead and told kirishima anyway, because “bro code”.

(1) new message from red riot:

red riot: hey, sorry about bakugou, he’s been a real asshole to you lately

you: hey kiri!!! pls don’t apologise

you: how do u even know lol? kaminari?

red riot: ding ding ding

you: 👎

red riot: sorry… bro code

red riot: i beat some sense into him dw

you: poor kami

red riot: oh no i meant bakugou

you: what

red riot: (👍ᐛ )👍

turns out, your conversation with kaminari had completely set off a chain reaction that you absolutely could not stop, with kirishima (bless his heart) confronting bakugou himself.

you: what

you: u mean u just went over and kicked his ass?

red riot: yup!

red riot: well i guess we took turns

you: ????

red riot: like i got two punches in and he got two punches in and we talked and then we called it a day

you: ???????????????

red riot: (👍ᐛ )👍

you don’t dare to ask kirishima for the details of what exactly happened during their brawl, and you don’t know how you’re ever going to face bakugou ever again. the thought of running into bakugou legitimately scares you, so you decide to hole yourself in your room for the rest of the evening, just to be safe.

well, you thought you were safe, until…

(1) new message from Unknown Number:

Unknown Number: It’s Bakugou.

Unknown Number: I need to talk to you.

Unknown Number: You in your room?

you: no (👍ᐛ )👍

Unknown Number: Yeah right

Unknown Number: I’m at the door.

you’re filled with equal parts dread and fear as you shuffle over to the door reluctantly. you peek through the peephole to see bakugou standing there with a plastic bag in his hand.

you open the door hesitantly.

“you look like shit,” bakugou says, and it sounds so familiar and so right, you almost burst out laughing despite the context of the situation. despite yourself, you can’t help the small smile that forms on your lips.

“here.” before you can say anything, bakugou’s grabbing your wrist and handing you the plastic bag. it smells like food so you think its takeout, but you look inside and see that it has a little plastic bento box and metal chopsticks.

“is this your way of apologising?” you grin cheekily, hoping to get some kind of reaction out of him, but bakugou stares back at you unflinchingly.

“yeah,” bakugou says. “is it working?”

‘it worked,’ bakugou thinks as he lets you fling your arms around his neck and pull him into a hug.

“it’s working,” you mumbled into his shoulder, and you feel two large hands grip around your waist.

extras:

(👍ᐛ )👍 is so kiri-coded i love it

(👍ᐛ )👍

kirishima was pissed after kaminari told him what happened between you and bakugou

he walked over to bakugou’s room all prepared with ice packs and shit

knocked twice, waited for bakugou to open the door, threw two punches

bakugou was confused asf but it pissed him off so punched kiri right back out of reflex

the fight stops then and there, kirishima hands bakugou the ice pack, and they both sit on his bed to talk

both are just holding ice packs to their cheeks

kirishima tells bakugou that it was unmanly of him to be mean to you when you did nothing but try to be nice to him

bakugou just listens quietly, he doesn’t really say much, doesn’t really know what to do to fix the situation

like he already knew that he fucked up before kirishima came to rock his shit

but kirishima is a true bro and he gives bakugou advice on how to make things up to you

(👍ᐛ )👍

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