#het lavender

[omg-snakes]

on the rocks

[danelloevee]

I would like to thank Lavender in June for giving me the opportunity to dislike a male character for getting in the way of my sapphic ship

[kit10phish]

Self Disclosure and Taylor Swift's Mastermind

Maybe, just maybe Taylor is feeling people out, carefully testing the waters, and making a decision to update her public persona based on the reactions she receives. I think it would be beneficial for people to relax on the “straightest woman in the world” narrative, so she doesn’t get locked in a box (gold cage?!). Even if she is straight, does it need defending? Straight, is the majority, the…

[kirexa]

Should I draw karel

[gratisdiamanten]

Heyyy you got anymore insane jos and/or verstappen family lore to throw to us ?

Love the page btw ❤️❤️❤️❤️

I think I will elaborate on a longer lore-filled post but just to drop a bomb I think Jos is a blatant closet case psycho and has been dating his manager who became Max's manager since probably the mid 90s

[katnissgirlsmakedo]

everyone saying jeronica are bearding and haha he’s like ronnie’s accessory they’re just best friends pretending to like each other romantically etc blah blah blah. you people could never understand anything real.

[shallowseeker]

I go in the megstiel tag … it’s full of backflips and pretzel-ing to make her relationships “not straight-coded”

…Which could be genuinely stimulating and interesting if the goal wasn’t converting her thing with Cas to “gay/queer” …

I go into Crowley the tag, I get dissertations about him being homo-coded; no one is using crowleys brief stint as a female vessel to make him bi lol or straight-coded; no one is saying his thing with Dean is secretly straight because “Crowley would feel the same way if he manifested as a woman”

The thing about being bi is that the goddamn minute you pick the homo option, ppl gonna bend over backwards to rebrand you as “gay now,” and ppl continue to do this without even blinking in 2022 … I just … Wow I’m stunned really. Dean has more man crushes (hi gunner lawless) than Cas (canonical crush on female news anchor) and Crowley (hi Billie you’re sexy) combined and yet … he gets to own the duality

So Imma Bi truther, yes. Naw it doesn’t bother me I just feel like pointing it out now and again.

[narcissamilfoys]

drawtober day 7: moon

tonks :'(

[audarcy]

Me in the shower thinking about my wife: i think one of the big reasons why het culture "wifey/hubby" "his/hers" "tiaras/mustaches" matching sets other than the cis binarism of it all is that it reveals the thought process behind heteropatriarchy wherein ideal love is a product of inversion; two puzzle pieces that fit together but are separate and made functional solely by the utility of their differences. Heteropatriarchal love retroactively redefines a person as a half of a whole, their functions and idiosyncrasies only valuable when curtailed by another's. But more than that, heteropatriarchal love is so divided. My "hers" towel and your "his." Married on a friday because saturdays are for the boys. Your woodsmoke-scented deodorant and my lavender. We cant possibly hope to understand each other and that's what lends our partnership value, somehow. But the love i cherish--the love that nurtures me--is inextricability. Not the teeth of your personality spinning the cogs of mine but the blend and blur of our edges together. The further in the tide rolls the better. The love that nurtures me is accepting everything about you into my life even if i dont feel the same way about it that you do. Its a becoming. Becoming you, becoming myself, becoming us, again and again. There are no puzzle pieces to snap together, and im no more or less of anything with or without you. But no matter what happens i carry you with me now. Even in the small ways like how we wear each others jackets and deodorant and hats. I wear your mannerisms, and your jokes. I have your interests. You have my music taste. We subsume and consume one another. We explore each other by exploring ourselves and vice versa. The process of loving you is a mapping of a vast expanse and it is the creation itself of that expanse, ad infinitum. Loving you is a fluidity of the self. I try out new ways of living through you. I see through your eyes. My life doubles by virture of sharing it with you. We finish each others sentences and joke that were the same person but its truer than we have the language to describe. My selfhood blurs into yours; Im not half of a whole, but together we are a whole. You could draw a straight line from one end of me to the other end of you, no breaks. And why shouldnt we travel that line? Step inside my head and get comfy. Mi casa es su casa. Youre me and im you.

What comes out of my mouth when she walks into the room: id let you wear my skin if i could

[omg-snakes]

[kirexa]

I'm making OCS but they're literally just snakes

[wombperiod]

If it was it was a lavender marriage then why did dworkin had sexual relations with her husband?

You try being in a het marriage as an abused raped lesbian woman who is likely fearful of denying a man sex due to your past. Not all women are as free as others in certain communities or times in the world to make certain choices. And remember that gay men are still just men with the same entitlement to women's bodies in less obvious ways.

[teenage-mutant-ninja-freak]

Random witchy shit the lads have to put up with

Leo

"Do you have any hair?"

"What? Hair? No I'm a mutated turtle, I don't have hair"

"Ok what about nail clippings?"

"Why the fuck do you want my nail clippings?"

you just sigh and walk away

telling him to put a crystal in his pocket and threatening that if he loses it and dies you're going to do some necromancy shit and beat his ass

he can't sleep so you get out your lavender infused oil and give him a massage

then he's pissed that he overslept and you're just like "Sorry I'm very powerful, next time I'll let your insomnia continue!"

he has a thing about fingerprints on mirrors so one of your most long running arguments is you writing sigils in the fog on the bathroom mirror

Raph

running into his room, clearly het up "What fucking moon phase is it tonight?"

he checks his phone and is like "A waning gibbus"

you practically screech "FUCK!" and run off again

he's kind of into it tho, always asking astrology shit like "What planet is it that's making me so annoyed today?"

you're just like "Earth, baby. It's earth"

he finds your collection of bones and teeth, he was not happy about you keeping them in his room

"But what if I need to call on those spirits to protect you out on patrol? Did you ever think of that?"

His room is messy as fuck and you do a lot of candle magic

have defo almost burnt down his room on at least 4 seperate occasions

Mikey

"Can you do a spell that will get me free pizza?"

"I could just buy you a pizza?"

"No, it's more fun if I know magic was involved"

you had to enchant his nunchucks because he kept hitting himself in the face with them

"Don't ask any questions, I need to know the time you were born"

he tells you, you go on your phone for a minute furiously typing and then say "How dare you be an Aquarius Venus. How could you do that to me?"

he looks around the lair for 2 hours trying to find the laces to one of his shoes

only to find you doing knot magic with it

"I was in a pinch and this was the only knotable thing I could find"

"Baby, I need to put on my shoes..."

Donnie

you turn everything he says into a problem because you find it funny

like he says "Bombastic side eye" when you say something out of pocket

and so, of course, you say "Did you just give me the evil eye? You 100% just evil eye'd me! You cursed me!"

taking his poptarts to give as offerings

that one really annoys him because somehow you always take the last one

and you won't let him eat it after, you just chuck it out when the deity is done wit it.

he meditates sometimes to get to sleep

and keeps waking up covered in and surrounded by your crystals

"I thought they'd relax you! Sorry I have a tight pussy and brilliant ideas I guess..."

"I just pulled the 7 of swords so who the fuck are you cheating on me with?"

he cannot win with you

[gaylorsnation]

How does Karlie's husband factor into Kaylor?

They met in June 2012, actually she always posted him as her BFF she has post on Instagram about it when actually in an interview she said she didn't have time for a boyfriend.

And suddenly they started dating on November 2012.

Josh needed to be married to a women and have a child since he was losing some investors since they didn't want to invest in companies that would not have a LEGACY that causes a lot of uncertainty on their money. I think Josh told her bff lesbian Karlie to married her and to have a baby, living a lavender marriage.

Joshua Kushner and Mikey Hess are officially married and what Karlie Kloss did with him was part of their own facade intending for them both to look straight/ heterosexual in a consumerist society who buys what is white/ het/politically correct.

Taylor knows Mikey Hess, sometimes they were spotted having a double date Karlie, Taylor, Josh and Josh bff Mikey Hess. Taylor Swift, who was dating Tom Hiddleston, was spotted kissing and dancing with Mike Hess at model Karlie Kloss' birthday party.

Lavender marriage exist. Closeting is a crude and cruel reality in the business industries. Bearding is an actuality and nowadays, it has not changed that much. If you want to talk about it, that is fine. If you want to research about it, even better.