#hi WHAT

[flickerintwilights]

“you love her?” “of course I do!” “so did I. so did I.” excuse me what the FUCK

[notstarcey]

Hi what the actual fuck was ep 20/coda of malevolent what the fuck what the fuck

[dittolicous]

THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!!!!! TUMBLR WTF KIND OF AD IS THIS??????

[spacedykez]

watching tin can bros and SEAN ASTIN!?!?!? HOW DID YOU GET HERE?!?!?

[whaleiumsharkspeare]

Jewelry store: Hi yes so to get your sapphire ring that you inherited from your grandmother resized will be $39

Me: Okay cool thank you

Jewelry store: Also we noticed it could use some repairs and if you wanna do that it’s $360

Me: e x c u s e m e ?

[lovely-v]

Finished Good Omens holy shit. I will be posting a ton of spoilers soon but I’ll tag them all with #good omens and #good omens spoilers. Just heads up

[aliaoftheknives]

im not as moved by when the big two comics are like we loveeee gay people and poc heres our pride issues #HappyPride because ive already had my brain warped by whatever slightly dated problematic insane shit they were doing in a run that came out in the 90s was doing and im not going back sorry. Its nice though its just that nobody was watching what I was reading when i was 13 so i read every single Hellblazer issue at my local library and became gay and trans gender . What were we talking about

[sleepygaymerdisease]

[haunted-xander]

If you skip a meal Senshi will materialize next to you w/ food at the ready

[eggsistential-breakdown]

Okay, but hear me out -- what if his parents weren't usually red and blue?

[tis-the-boards-season]

I just saw a theatre almost entirely full of men very audibly gasp and/or moan at the site of a shirtless Hugh Jackman and let me tell you if was a religious experience

[chrismcshell]

northern hemisphere babes we made it to the longest night of the year. we made it. for the next 6 months, every day will give us a little more daylight than the last. let's go. take my hand. climb out of the darkness with me

[justnoodlefishthings]

The way people demonize seagulls is actually unreal. Almost all of their natural habitat has been destroyed (almost all coastal areas have been developed, destroying natural sand dune ecosystems) and they're doing their best to adapt. They're literally just trying to survive. You're in their home. The vitriol some people have for these gorgeous sea birds just because they're not shy about snatching food if you're not cautious is insane

[wasabi-gumdrop]

local ladies man’s signature move totally useless against autistic monster enthusiast. more on Kabru’s fumble era at 6

[marisatomay]

Can he send just like one tweet right now just one tweet I’m begging

[slyandthefamilybook]

why do you guys talk like you think not voting means no one gets elected