#hi boomer

[universalcarnival]

— " I think shoving my body in some weird bottle would be kinda cool, actually. "

[andreakein]

Finally. I have been waiting for this scene to be animated.

[tubbytarchia]

For the ranchers a bit more shleep i just really like charakters comfy and nice:Dc /nf

Eepies. Jimmy woke up to really sore wings but its okay because Tango

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

HC the only reason Miguel gave Hobie a watch in the first place is because he genuinely doesn't know what Punk is

Miguel most likely thinks Punk is just some really old Boomer style that Hobie is WAY too into.

Cause like let's be real, he's from 2099 - he probably can't tell a punk from a greaser from a grunge person from an emo. To Miguel

He probably looks at Hobie the way WE look at Noir.

He probably can't even understand Hobie.

Pop Quiz!! If you met someone from like 1915 RIGHT NOW would you know if they had electricity and phones and photos and radios yet? Were they still using telegraphs? Could women vote yet??

I don't know!!!!!! Couldn't tell ya!!!!!!

Now apply that to Hobie and Miguel

The thought of Hobie being able to reverse engineer his watch didn't even pass his mind cause Miguel's most likely like 'When are you from? 1978? I'm surprised you even know what a computer is. Did you all even have electricity then? Cars? Don't look at me like that - I'm a geneticist not a historian, Brown.'

All he knows is that in Hobies world cars don't fly and therefore he is Ancient and Old™️

We all see Noir as like an old geezer regardless of age but no one ever suggests that how Miguel sees Hobie vjhoohchvoh

Like Miguel completely disregarding Hobie cause he's like 'Hobie? That Boomer? Sure. His generation can't even send an email without downloading a virus. What the hell is he going to do? Put my calculations on a CD-ROM? A floppy-disc?? Lyla, be realistic.'

SO REAL. Cause let's be honest HOW ELSE IS HOBIES STORING ALL HIS DATA 😭😭 He has no SD cards!! Only these!! Floppy Disks!!!

Thousands upon thousands of these

Like what other explanation is there 😭😭 HUH??? Why else would Miguel disregard him so hard!!

Everytime Hobie talks instead of being like 'this snotnose kid-' Miguel's more like 'sure like imma take pointers on how to run a society from a fucking Boomer yeah right I saw what you all did to the economy'

Hobie probably be playing punk music and to Miguel it sounds like old show tunes coming out a vintage tin radio

Hobies music is so old it's 'classical' now 😔

Miguel has absolutely no idea what punk is and tbh???? He doesn't fucking care. Why? Cause that's some old people shit.

[neonanarchystudios]

Local boomer Learns To Use Moogle Search, More News At 6

Inspired by Vincent Got A Phone by this person right here, which i read at 4am and then I couldn’t fall asleep for the rest of the night because I kept thinking about it and cackling.

[felis-rach]

@heropartnerweek day 3 - Morning/night / A quiet day / New teammate

Hero - Torchic/Sereno // Partner - Treecko/Oceano

Have no fear, team Rainstorm is here! Yes, it is us, Sereno and Oceano, renowned heroes, and... oh, this guy? Yeah, he's Dialga. Yes, yes, that Dialga, the god of time. We beat him up twice and he asked to be our partner. He tells the craziest stories and is the best singer. We love him.

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Transcript:

An angel who says "Hello LGBT community" instead of "Do not be afraid".

Audio source

[soft--dogs]

the most special most beautiful boy in the whoooooole world

[dungeon-head]

Since there technically married now here’s taylor hating his wife.

[sorsabruh]

Surprise selfiee! :D

Beebee and my sona HEEHEE (I LOVE HIM SO MUCH URHDJFK SOBS VIOLENTLY)

[ratingboomercomics]

So I wanted to post a gay comic for pride month but when I looked up “gay boomer comic”(and I cannot emphasize enough)the only results were either homophobic or furries(idk what this was about but there was so much furries). Luckily Gary Larson came through. My friend in trying times

I gotta give this one 9/10 I think, I love Gary Larson obviously, it’s a solid pun, and I love the cow lesbian bar, that’s iconic(I always get a kick out of the cows)but it’s not the best Far Side out there. The best one is Cow Tools obviously

[alish-artie]

Did some Boomer doodles as you can see~

[zu-is-here]

frolic

[graceful-not]

He Knows What You Are

[gentil-minou]

Imagining immortal wangxian in the present day is so much fun cause while we might think wwx would be more tech savvy of the two, I wholeheartedly believe that he'd be the grumpy one complaining about tech evolving too fast while lwj runs a popular insta travel/bunny blog

wwx: why did we get rid of flip phone in the first place if they're just gonna bring them back for smart phones???? We peaked with the Sidekick we don't need anything else, right Lan Zhan!

lwj, finding the perfect set of filters to make his pics both realistic and still ethereally pretty: Mn.

[ghostlysage]

i got super silly today on roblox free draw teehee

click for better quality yall <3