#him so foine tho....

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[v1nsmoke]

wake up guys we have offical scenes of shanks tryna recruit people to his crew

from onepieceoffical on youtube

@stargirldelight

[the-winds-of-destiny-xxx]

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[cvpitvno]

Wild thoughts and fantasies?

The fact that this pic was so deliberately intentional.

The man put WORK into this selfie okay?

This is at least 5 mins of shuffling around in a chair, trying out different hand angles and head tilts to get this FOINE ASS pic.

I haven't written a Hongjoong piece in so long and maybe I need too.

This is not even a 'sit on daddy's lap and tell me about how your day' pose.

This is a...

'Kneel in front of me and I might just give you what you want'

Type of pose.

i want his cock in my mouth

hongjoong radiates such daddy energy i can’t - like he’s built on loving you but at the same time his love is rough and passionate - any session where he has you in your knees are ones that will always end up with your knees bruised for days and your jaw and back of the throat aching from him holding your head down and controlling the pace

mans is a giver tho so your pain and work does not go unpaid - scratch his back up, yank on his lock, or suffocate him between your legs and he’ll do it with a wet grin

[negrowhat]

10 More BL Characters I Want Carnally

Got tagged for the second time to do this, this time by @kennyomegasweave so I'm gonna do another 10 BL baddies I wouldn't mind handing over the panties to.

Forth from 2MOONS2. Pavel always been FOINE and I absolutely LOVED him as Forth. We love a bi motorcycle boy!!!! And he knew exactly what he wanted.

Dr. Tin from Triage. He's smart, kind, thoughtful, AND FOINE! I've always had a crush on Tae tho...ever since OG 2Moons.

Tee from Gap the Series. STILL MAD HER STORYLINE WITH YURI GOT CUT! I know she could take me to heaven, like I know she know a couple thangs.

Miss Tiffy from Lovely Writer. I want her to call me Baby Girl and invite me to ride on the back of her motorcycle and make sure I hold on to her tight. Zorzo is so fucking incredibly FOINE!

Inspector M from Manner of Death. It's ACAB til I die BUT I want him to wear the uniform and strip it off for me. Since he's trash at his job he can use his handcuffs on me, I know they getting dusty in that holster.

Gao Shi De from We Best Love. Specifically s2 Shi De because he looked tf good in that season and he better wear those office jeans when he comes over.

Yiwa from Wedding Plan. Please she's so cute and funny and charming. I love her. I wanted to be Marine so bad!

Kim Jun Ho from Kissable Lips. I want this vampire to drain me...in every way.

Nozue from Old Fashion Cupcake. He's so charmingly simple and handsome and so flirty. I love this man.

Choco from Choco Milk Shake. Listen...I know he's a dog, like literally a pet, but that man is BIG! And at least I know he's loyal...it's in his DNA.

[tableintheteacherslounge]

Abbott Elementary S03E08 thoughts

Melissa schemmenti angry slut

THIS COLD OPEN I WAS CRYINGGGG

Barb’s protective goggles

“We gonna be down about $700

The squeeze my cheeks kid

Every one getting hit in the damn face

Ava pushing gregory

Greg vs tariq 🥵

Barb shooting in the wrong basket then saying “i’m carrying this team”

Gregory flipping the table

Just PERFECTION

“Why dont u look better” ava really says what i wanna say to people

What IS up with melissa to be snappy, always on her phone, hookups, staying out late

Heyyy manny 🤭 he’s foine I’m SORRY

But if Janine’s meant to be in once a week whys she not seen her abbott friends - not her and jacob not seeing each other 😓

“Girl was there a fire?” See this delivery is why slr has an emmy

Ok I KNEW melissa would hookup with burt hummel. I cant deny the chemistry and at least he’s a better actor than g*ry, but lets keep it casual yeah?

RICHARD TYLER WILLIAMS 💀

The delivery on “interesting 😀”

Tariq hosting the panel?!? I love that for us

Badass janine get it girl! She is ON IT

Not ava and crystal speaking over each other 😭

“I don’t think this is on 🎤 “ “IT IS” ijbol 💀😭

Barb is stroppy and sad ☹️ but why wouldn’t melissa trust her! I get it! But also it’s casual so maybe I get not saying anything too! But barb is so sad (jealous) that melissa didn’t tell her (jealous)

CASUAL GHOST

No bc whys that ur face after ur friend tells u its just sex BARB? I get being upset at not being told but why are u upset its just sex … unless… jealousy

Why arent they clapping abbott 🙁

Why is tariq scoring 😭😭

“Give it some razzle For the love of god gregory give it some dazzle”

Janine just caring about the gossip she’s me

Friend of over 15 years!!! I appreciate the work wives lore but that is literally inaccurate I’m sorry

“Since your lips already touched” GASP (also br*no could never deliver a line like that I’m just saying)

The workwives having a marital spat while ppl are just trying to get their certifications

Is it different? Mmm lowkey bc melissa should know what’s going on in her house but also she can acknowledge that actually barb was validly upset but we know Melissa is stubborn sooo

On her roof? Ew! I dont need to know honestly

Janine not reading Jacob’s text 😖

MANNY CALLING JANINE BIG TEAGUES TEEHEEE 🤭 KICKING FEET TWIRLING HAIR

Gregory sit down 😭 honestly that speech alone could give tyler an emmy nom

MR BOHNSON FROM BABBOTT BELEMENTARY HELP

“You talked to me about gary” aww 🥺☹️

“Because that was a real relationship that YOU approved of” ok poignant emphasis on you - Barbara’s opinion is so important to her 🥺 that’s her number 1

“Awwwmygod congrats” “thank you baby”

Melissa’s true apology 🥺

MELISSA DRAGGING BARB CLOSER TO HER EVEN THO BARB WAS STILL MAD i feel like that was lisa and sheryl

“Look how coy this boy is” jacob always gets great ppl as love interests bc first zach and now i love this guy too “i even showed captain robinson” aw 🙁

Janine aced it! Quintas physical comedy is soo good

Wait is mr j wearing a jacket over his uniform 😭

Cancelling on the fireman for barb 🥺

I fear burt hummel doesn’t want it as casual as mel

“Ok did he just make me fall in love with him” 😭

BI AVA BI AVA!! Wbk but BI AVA (but yk im a hardcore barlissa truther so shipping them w ava makes me gag)

MR JOHNSON PANEL beep beep beep that to my face!!!

Wish they ended on barlissa at the bar tho :(

Ok overall I honestly didnt love that ep at first

And the big reason is i didnt think the panel needed so much and i wanted barlissa to have more

Their conflict didn’t feel as real and earnest as other examples

It got wrapped up surprisingly quickly - they fell out more over safety scissors and ‘yous’

And I’d’ve liked them to share a vulnerable moment away fro everyone else.

It just felt eh

Also being away from school felt weird too

Based on teaser clips i thought it could be a lisa emmy consideration ep but no - could be for tyler though

Barbara’s jealousy is v v interesting tho 👀

After a few days I like it more

I still feel a bit confused tho

OH MY GOD I FORGOT TO MENTION KEEGAN MICHAEL KEY HELLO??!?? What a guest actor to get oh my god

[lingle-dingle]

How tf did Netflix ATLA make the show sexist by, “removing the sexism.”

😭😭😭

What is with the Suki/Sokka romance? Why is Suki immediately down for him? Immediately when she started liking him after he got humbled?

Where’s Katara’s feminist rant opening Aang? Like we miss the symbolism of Katara’s fight against sexism and for equality opening the possibility for balance in the world as a whole. Why does Katara kinda suck?

Why did Azula have her hair down for her intro? She’s never shown with her hair down except in the scene where Zuko wakes her up asking why she said he killed the avatar and in the final where she’s losing her cool. A big part of Azula is her being calm, cool, and collected. Never having a hair out of place.

Why is Azula seeming to imply she’s jealous of Zuko and resents her father for keeping her in the Fire Nation? Azula is the golden child and she’s desperately fighting to be anything but Zuko. She can’t be, “like Zuko.”

Where’s the Pippinpaddleopsicopolis scheme?

Why does Appa look like his, “Lost Days,” self all the time? Appa looks fuckin HAGGARD. Appa looks like he’s been on a hell of a meth bender.

Why does Zuko sound like he’s about to cry half of the time? Zuko was a grouchy hothead, not a spoiled brat?

Why is Aang’s staff a dowel rod with a brown cube? Why does he use it to fly like once?

Why did they do Gyatso dirty? He took out like 100 firebenders, he certainly didn’t get doodooed on by 5 unnamed firebenders.

Why are they in Omashu before the Northern Water Tribe?

Why does Zuko still have two eyebrows? That scar side one should be gone.

Why is Teo straight up homicidal? Mood, but gahhdamn.

The effects are pretty good, the fighting is cool, the casting was amazing, the acting could have been better, Cabbage Man slayed as per usu, some of the changes they made really did make sense and work but there were quite a few that just didn’t.

The final product is giving, “Really Good Student Project.”

Jett is FOIN FINE tho so there’s that.

I’m on episode 4 so there’s still more time; perhaps it’ll get better.

[nuatthebeach]

I agree Aaron Taylor-Johnson is freaken amazing. I’ve been a fan forever and I think he’s such an underrated actor. I’m going to keep this anon because I’m sure I’ll get a lot of backlash, but in MY opinion he would have been a better Harry Potter than Daniel Radcliffe. Not only because I think he’s way better looking but Aaron I think Aaron is a better actor. Could you just imagine?! 🔥🫠

AHHHH first of all, I’m so happy I found someone who’s celebrity crushing on this man as much as me right now (dm me oml!!!)

And second, YES to the underratedness and I may or may not be going on a splurge of watching all of his movies right now (because hello?? That man can act? He actually has range?? And he’s foine as hell??)

And third, as a James Potter lover and being familiarized with the fancasts of the marauders, I see ATJ more fitting to be him than Harry (and do think that looks-wise at least, Dan Rad is more so of who I imagine Harry to be too - tho not acting-wise). Even ATJ, the actor himself, comes off with a lot of confidence and moxy, which gives me more JP energy.

With that being said, your opinion is totally valid, and you’re totally right in that ATJ would make one hell of a hot Harry 🔥🔥 so you do you <3

[just-miru]

elysian, gründe, and night blooming for the ask game!

thanks :D

elysian - have you or your f/o ever lied to each other? if so, was it easily forgiven or did you have to work to earn each other's trust again?

it's the bastard man we are talking about, of course he lied to me in the past-

even so, i do trust him :D

shhh- i saw the many red flags this rat man has and i decided to ignore them, ok-

he's really trying his best not to do it that much tho!

i mean, he still does lie to me, but it's mostly about silly, not so serious stuff. day to day white lies, i guess, like "yeah, i took the trash out earlier!" or "i did not steal your shirt, what are you even talking about?" or "my feet aren't that cold." and other silly stuff like that.

when it comes to more serious lies, silly man always ends up telling me the truth sooner or later because he feels guilty, so yeah-

i do lie for fun from time to time. i like telling him i don't understand basic concepts only to have him mansplain them to me. it's kinda funny, actually-

because he himself lies when mansplaining stuff. it's more of a silly game between us than actual lying.

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gründe - what were you and your f/os thoughts upon seeing each other for the first time?

Miru: the first time i saw him, the love of my life... i couldn't care less about him- i saw him and my mind basically went "hmm...? eh-"

William: ...

Miru: it was later that i fell for him, when i saw his true, pathetic man self which i love.

William: how... lovely of you, dear.

Miru: yeah? then what were your first thoughts when you saw me, hmm?

William: well, you see-

Miru: no, no, no- please, tell me, the... curiosi-tea is killing me-

William: ok, foine! just don't start with your bloody puns.

Miru: ehehehhe-

William: i thought you would make a perfect test subject for my experiments. ya gave me the impression of a head-in-the-clouds kinda person. naive and gullible. another bloody Vincent (derogatory), if you will.

Miru: thank... you?

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night blooming - do you or your f/o have any enemies? are they more of a rival or a nemesis? do you have the same enemies or different ones?

i for one don't have any enemies of my own, he shares his with me. and it's William we're talking about- this man has nothing but enemies.

take the children souls for example. since i am with the bastard man, they see me as their enemy D:

[mull3ts]

(HEY HI HELLO YEAH GIRLIES IM SO SORRY I JUST SAID GIRLIES WELCUM 2 LATE NIGHT TALKS AT 11 PM WITH CAM BECAUSE THIS IS NOW A THING PLEASE FEEL FREE TO TREAT IT LILE A SLEEPOVER THIS IS NOW A SAFE PLACE TO HAVE WHAT I LIKE TO CALL A MENTAL SPIRAL SO I MIGHT NAME THIS SERIES THE SPIRAL SLEEPOVER WITH MS. CAMCAM OK YEAH LET'S START. )

The Spiral Sleepover with Cam, part one

THIS INVOLVES LOTS OF TYPOS AND A BUNCH OF UPPERCASE WORDS SO HERE WE GO, WELCOME TO ME POURING MY HEART OUT 2 THE INTERNET FUCKY DUCKY OK LET' START WITH THE OBJECT TECHNICALLY PERSON OF MY INTEREST LET'S NAME HIM KANNON BECAUSE WHY NOT SO KANNON AND I BARELY TALK WE LIKE TALK EVERYTIME WE HAVE SUM STUDENT COUNCIL ACTIVITIES AND THEN WE'RE THE BEST OF FRINDS. RIGHT? RIGHT. AND SO ALL OF A SUDDEN, OUT OF THE BLUE HE STARTS SAYING HI AND SMILING @ ME IN THE FUCKING HALLWAYS AND IM LIKE SHEEEE DAWG UR SMILE IS MIGHTY FOINE IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF PLIS STAWP LOOKING @ ME LIKE TAHT YOU MAKE ME HURT INSUDE AND MAKE ME GO HOME AND RETHINK IF ITS OK TO BE SINGLE IN WHCIH IT TOTALLY IS AND IM JUST BEING SOUPER FUCKIN LONELY. ANYWAYS YEAH HE ALSO REMEMBERA SOUPER MINISCULE THINGS ABT ME THAT I PROB FORGOT YET HE FORGETS TO TEXT ME IM OK IM OK BUT WHAT THE FAWK I'D LIKE TO VERY VERY VERY INDIRECTLY SHOOT MY SHOT BCS THIS BITCHASS PLAYS CHESS TOO AND IS LIKE MEGA SMARTY PANTS IN WHICH HEY IG I AM TOO BUT ITS NICE TO SEE A BITCH WHO'S ALSO A BURNT OUT GIFTED STUDENT. HE ALSO HAS TONS OF SISTERS FOR SUM REASON WHICH IS LIKE A TOTAL GREEN FLAG IN mY BOOK AND HE'S ALWAYS LIKE LADIES FIRST LIKE NOT EVEN JOKNGLY LIKE I TRY MY HEARDESTBLIKE MY VERBVERY HARDEST TO MAKE HIM GO FIRST BUT HE'S LIKE OMFG CAMILLA GO FIRSR ALR AND WE WERE WALKING 2 COLLEGE ALGEBRA AND I WAS WALKING W HIM AND HE SLAPPED MY HAND SO HE COULD OPEN THE DAMN DOOR AND NOW I THINK I'LL JUST SOB. HE HAS FRECKLES. UGHHHHHH FUCK KANNON. ALSO FOR SUM FUCKIN REASON I'VE GOTTEN BACK INTO LORE OLYMPUS BCS I ONLY GET INTO THINGS SOMETIMES BCS I THINK SOMEONE'S HOT. LIKE THE INLY RESON I WATCHED TWILIGHT WAS BCS ROBERT PATTINSON WAS IN IT AND I WAS LIKE SHEE MF U A TOGAL HOTTIE. SO LIKE SAME CONCEPT VUT I ALWAYS THOUGHT HADES FROM LORE OLYMPUS WAS THE HOTTEST BITCH AND HE STILL IS BUT MAYBE I JUST HAVE DADDY ISSUES AND HE'S SOUPER DAMN HOT LIKE BRO IF U WERE REAL, IF HE IS REAL HMU LIKE PICK UP THE PHONE N DRAG ME TO THE OITS OF HELL W YOU LIKE HOME SKILLET LEMME B UR EVERYTHING. BUT NO I DO THINK PERSEPHONE AND HIM R THE CUTEST THO.

Anyways, that was really long and no one's prob going to read it, but if you do..plis feel free to dump your recent emotions into my ask box because I will give you some of the best advice I mught ever give. Also, if you have indirect flirting tips, let me know. Thank you ans happy Cam Cam Sleepover slash Spiral night. :)

[achillesunly]

Characters review on Strangers From Hell: PART 2

(spoilers)

Min Ji Eun aka worst girl

Worst girlfriend. Over looking bfs fears, worries and everything he says as long as it's not happy, or even his role in life (with his boss etc) bonus point for not having cheated on him but still. Being cute serves u what if you're a bitch. I don't even know why they showed us your life I don't care we don't care u don't care u mom doesn't care nobody cares. I don't care if your boss bullies u. Girlboss we love it but u r not enough so we love U. If you goin for it go all the way. Ure just vain. You should have died. That's plothole. Or whatever this called. Missed opportunity, direction hole. Why did they show us your shitty life. If someone knows. This trash bag. Openly idgaf. Fuck away u bf gay.

So Jung Hwa aka best girl

Or GODDESS OF ENGINEERING! Yet another fuckING CUTIIIE. What's the uno reverse of malewife? That's her. Reliable. Relatable . +10 points to Gryffindor for working with such bitchass annoying useless fellow policemen. And 10 other points for having such a beautiful dentist. How come you don't have time to go? jeez. I would even if I had nothing wrong. A lill slow but stubborn and determined. But too nice with other officers (especially from the other department I would smack em hard). Go out with your junior btw he wouldn't 70% let u down. A really good human. I love her. She's cute and clever . If you gave this woman more power I swear the drama would have ended very differently ( so I'm thankful) Second only person I would trust , not daring enough, so second position. She wouldn't let me down if I was dying in a pit. She would 50% break her legs trying to get to me , and 50% go seeking help. That would be on our first date. I would happen to see her crazily good looking dentist in casual clothes walk by. We would have a chat. He would kill me bc I would have asked him to. Beautiful date 👉👈

Yoon Jong Woo aka Jong U re the one

Tired of this shit ×1000000000^π. I wouldn't have half his courage. My man walked in, saw a rutting pervert, pissing extrovert auntie, weirdass good looking button down, bully thug, the Joker and his non-drooling twin, and the lovechild of Adonis and Apollon offering staring and human flesh for lunch, and he really said everyone here is weird but I'll make it work. Amazing . Mastered the skill to look both disgusted and tired in any social situation which is a big flex. Shiny eyes when his real self. Kind of a dick. Really pisses me off sometimes. Genuinely. Short and short tempered. Example of how army isn't made for everyone (no offense meant), shitty life with shitty boss and shitty girlfriend and shitty flat. Kind of reminds me of Eddie edi Eddie eddy edy? from venom in his anger control. I wish he would snap sooner BC repressed too much and it's more fun when unfettered nd batshit crazy. Yeah walk up those gay stairs it'll change u. More flustered after talking with MoonJo in one 1 evening than with his girlfriend the entire series. Amazing. Also weirdass mom who gives off weirdass warnings heard from old shufu in the mountains random yet expect her son to not be in a constant state of mental breakdown. Love the way hes just like ok the second time he's called THE word like well aight mate go off ig. Paranoid. A tad bit too late. But strong ig. Sick strap btw bro. I really like the uh huh... Jewelry I guess... I .. yeah... Cool.

I wouldn't trust him cause Im so annoying he would kill me or have his bf do it. If we ever got along tho, we d be writing buddies and I'd tell MoonJo I'm gay so he doesn't have to worry or kill me. but anyways I know Yoon would just let me down whenever he'd have the chance to get D so. Cause he's the one ( rubber ducky ure th-) Yeah, he's really, I yeah.. it's um.. okay...hhuh .. um ... I'm foine I swear :(

Seo Moon Jo aka the only one I didn't have to look up the name

The dentist we all want . Cutie pie and I'm done pretending: HES AMAZING CLEVER PRETTY BEAUTIFUL DEEP CUTE CALM PASSIONNED TWIST MINDED AND HDVBSN AAIIIII

I THINK EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW HIM HES SO WHOLESOME AND HEHZHDNJ AND I HHHU EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE A SHRINE IN THEIR HOME DEDICATED TO HIM HES SO INTERESTING

He's the cutest bunny beauty smiley, his lill teeth, big eyes, crow hair, his stance, slender figure, his quirks, his flip of hair, his mind, the way he kills adorable. His love eyes, and the way he fights, how he holds Yoon s face when they were fighting, his voice HIS VOICE CHANGE IN EP 10 AROU-WAIT ILL GET IT:

WHINY TURNS METAL AND IM DEAD

He's so much . How can a character like THAT be created ??? ITS NOT LEGAL???? YOUVE BEEN TO STOP! There's just so much to say but yeah.. Seo Moon Jo ❤️❤️🦷🐀🔪

He's cute and rock and the way he tries to blend in (nice dentist, scaring off kids but that's just what we are all supposed to do, playing local when he kills the journalist/spits!/ /I know some of y'all sickfucks whish he spat in your mouth jeez )

I could just spend literals hours taking ab him but I think we should all get a conference day or sleepover and just write ff, draw fanarts and do theories, conspiracy on iphones, together. that would be cleverer.

He just makes the whole drama. Literally. He's amazing and a deep character and damn. Yeah. His loving shiny eyes. Whenever I remember them I feel the deepness of the character wash back over me again and hhhh. Yeah. Damn.

I wouldn't trust him either cause such a beauty would never stand being stared at for hours without wanting to kill me. + if I was dying ,depending on the context ofc if it's related to the residence then bye y'all but-, he sure would help but if he ever gets a call from bf he would just throw me on the road right away to get sum. So yeah. no. Cause you don't know if he feels like doing art on Tuesday. And id end up in the dirty dental chair. So.

Still I would give him warmth and family ( not in the sexual way Jesus he got Yoon for that ) but it would change him just a bit then no. Cause he's perfect the way he is and hh. I guess what I'm trying to say is:

So yeah I love him like that. Very much. More than words. His voice. The whole character is really something else. Never been done before, one of time character. One of a kind and that's wow . The whole drama is him actually. So in the end there's the word that will never have the same meaning again and I don't want to hear it from anywhere else or I'll fucking jugeo blro. He's a masterpiece himself.

I hadn't realised that I lowered my standards be4 seeing him and his love. Not in the extreme way but he's just dedicated and poetic. ....Yeah..... so .......❤️ Seo Moon Jo ❤️

+ he's not dead folks 🙃 he's a bad bitch so you can't kill him.

Finally great drama in the purer sense G R E A T

[negrowhat]

Omg those eras were insane on Changkyun~ I loved them sm- Tho absolutely biased but I biased him during Beautiful/Shine Forever era so those are my two of his~ And I understand that a lot!! Kihyun- I agree- w/pink hair is one of my weaknesses- But Jealousy is hands down my favorite era for him & Hyungwon- But I've loved Stuck (undercut) era, rush hour, dramarama (specifically curly haired), and voyager sm~

Minhyuk, he was my first bias- so I am absolutely partial to white/blond Min- every time he dyes his hair that- I am absolutely floored- But I absolutely agree he ate up Beautiful era-

And lastly, Hyungwon... he didn't get me until Shape of Love- but he's been bias wrecking me since day one- But SoL, Rush, Rush Hour, and aforementioned Jealously~

Do you have a least favorite era for Changkyun where you absolutely homie hopped the whole era? (or is it just me bahbahbea)

And did you have a favorite Shownu era? Since you favor him a bit too-

Undercut Kihyun was super attractive! Honestly the Stuck MV had them all looking so foine! Blonde Minnie is such an unstoppable force! He's literally so freaking gorgeous! Hyungwon's pink hair during Jealousy era was actually life-changing. But also that platinum hair he had during Shoot Out era??? This Hyungwon??

UNBEATABLE! Look at this Dark Prince!

I don't think I have a least fave Changkyun era. He always delivers for me! Always hits. I homie hop every, single era lol.

Favorite Shownu era??? Other than the current era, I'd have to say Beautiful, Shoot Out, and Gambler eras were top notch Shownu eras. Shoot Out era was such an epic era in general. Monsta X has always had some amazing stylists and they really keep our boys looking fly and cohesive through and through. I've never run into a bad era for MX. They always slay. I'm just waiting for the day Shownu dyes his hair some outrageous color. I'm sure the stylists have suggested it and he probably outright refuses lol.

What about you? Fave Shownu Era? Jooheon? And Wonho? You're an OT7 stan right?

[unnerving-presence]

On my shit again, you get more Caleb fluff headcanons as a result -

Caleb's the absolute definition of 'ride or die' (cowboy pun intended) He doesn't give two shits what happens, he's sticking around until the absolute end unless you tell him otherwise or betray him in some way. Oh you have horrible mood swings? That's okay bbgworl so does he. Lowkey kinda crazy? That's foine shawty it makes you so quirky and not like other girls. Man's a simp, what do you expect

With that being said, I also believe that Caleb is one of the more patient killers in a relationship despite his short temper. He's surprisingly tolerant to a lot of bullshit, and while he'll call anyone pissing him off out right away it takes a lot for them to really get to him yk

ALSO on the topic of his short temper, it doesn't matter how angry Caleb is, he would never hurt his S/O purposefully outside of a trial (unless consent was given, if you're into that) If he accidentally hurt them, while upset or not, I feel like he'd definitely be fucked up for a while.

Once he realizes what he did, he'd probably be terrified of touching you unless you initiate it, and once you make it known that you're not upset and you're okay with him touching you he just kinda... holds you for a while. During so, he's just whispering apologies nonstop, I genuinely don't believe he in any way wants to hurt his S/O and it pains him to even do it during trials.

After he's done feeling bad (for the most part) he'd probably try and get you to hurt him somehow, eye for an eye kind of thing. I had a family member that accidentally slapped me when we walked into each other and wouldn't let me walk away until I slapped him back, I feel like he'd probably try and do the same thing. (If you do slap him, please mind the jaw)

i am not complaining at all i love hearing yalls hcs also long ass post below lol

caleb always gave me arthur morgan/micah bell vibes?? that first hc just sorta reminded me of how dedicated arthur was to his gang and it just reminds me of caleb all the time ajhfdjksf (I'm so obsessed w rdr2 rn so feel free to send in any asks relating to it even tho this is a dbd blog LMAO)

i think caleb only gets a temper when people intentionally try to get on his nerves or if he messes up on something too much. i think anybody would be angered by betrayal, so i dont think he'd have too much of a temper other than him getting smacked on the head by pallets and simply making a mistake. i wouldnt be surprised if he was bipolar tbh

i completely agree with caleb not hurting you. sure, he kills people, but that doesn't mean he would intentionally hurt you. caleb respects you and never believes you are deserving of pain. i also feel like caleb thinks its immature to hit someone just because their emotions get the best of them, so he doesn't want to hurt you just because hes angry at you (he's a little bit of a hypocrite cause he'd def rock someones shit if they tried to talk shit abt you)

if caleb does hurt you accidentally or not (if its not on accident its probably one of those RARE times his anger takes control) he would probably distance himself for your safety. he'd definitely scold himself for it too. i feel like caleb likes to hide certain emotions from you so you can worry about yourself and not him, so you might not even know he's feeling guilty about it. he knows it makes him seem like an ass if he doesn't say anything, so he will confirm that he will do better and that he knows he did wrong

[plutowrites]

People saying porco was only attractive right before he died..🤧 ugh he’s been so fine throughout the whole show tho I’m glad to have come across someone who appreciates my sweet baby boy 😭

literally BEEN fine. foine. fineeeee. YUP.

porcoluvers are absolutely safe here with pluto, i even got something cooking for him rn maybe. possibly.

[apwersonal]

episode 2 yeahhhh boi

[daisys-gard3n]

Thoughts on seggsi skrunkly ratman Dio? Straizo too because that man is sooo fine yet so underrated.

They are very foine, but they are dickwads. Like...damn, mans pretty but like he commits murder and not in the enjoyable way.

Surface level, Dio just appears to be one of those arrogant and power-hungry/tripping villains. Been nasty his entire life. But he's kind of a pretty developed character, although it happens after dio's dead - such as part 6 and over heaven. His past helped him become over critical and after waking up from his 100 year sleep, meeting the agents of dio, and whatnot. Sometimes he comes off pretentious with his philosophies tho.

Araki...did straizo so dirty...that one fan was right to be angry at him when araki killed off straizo...He was there for one or two episodes and for what...And like he could have really been a cool character to flesh out - like, yeah its mentioned that he had the fear of growing old but like...would you care to add onto that??? A part hero from part 1 turning into a villain because the most human fear of him made him inhuman, that's something worthy of fleshing out??? And like maybe some flashbacks of him raising lisa lisa and to see how he taught her and where she gets her demeanor from would of been cool too...Araki I know this was the 1990s but like...bruhhh..