#hitmen

[rubywingsracing]

Partners in Crime

LandOscar Spy/Assassin AU!

[pratchettquotes]

As for Mr. Pin and Mr. Tulip, all that need be known about them at this point is that they are the kind of people who call you "friend." People like that aren't friendly.

Terry Pratchett, The Truth

[memesandmylife]

[marulbirb]

The Duo

Afet and Marul, my original characters from my comic. Context; they are criminals choosen from prison, used as hitmen.

I post the full lores on furaffinity: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/49845429/

[crimesandcuriosities]

Jennifer Pan: The Girl Who Hired Hitmen to Kill Her Parents

Just before midnight on 8th November 2010, a panicked 24-year-old woman named Jennifer Pan made a call to emergency services from her family home in Markham, Ontario. While watching TV in her bedroom, Jennifer overheard multiple people break into the house and confront her parents downstairs, followed by multiple gunshots.

Jennifer told the dispatcher that one of the intruders had come upstairs, tied her hands behind her back and then bound her to the bannister. As she was restrained upstairs, she was unable to provide any eyewitness details on what was happening downstairs. Towards the end of Jennifer's 911 call, a series of gut-wrenching screams for help can be heard in the distance. Jennifer's father - Hann Pan - was alive.

Jennifer seemed genuinely frantic with worry and puts on a convincing performance to the dispatcher. You would not initially believe she had masterminded the entire attack.

The full story can be read here.

[reluctantjoe]

But you and I both know you haven't got the BALLS to pull that trigger. In-fact...

MATHEW BAYNTON as KIERAN ROBERTS Hitmen: Reloaded | E3: Impersonation

[drawlypsy]

Tartaglia twirled the knife on his palm, flicking blood in the motion to spatter the far wall. The metallic tang in the air created a buzz like electricity in his veins. He was alive and it felt so good. The exertion of steel to flesh to bone, driving home a point with lethal accuracy. The mechanical click in his ear as the sound of Scara's annoyed voice came in clearly. "Are you done yet?" His partner's sense of punctuality was as exacting as his battle plans. "Just finished up!" Tartaglia offered in chipper reply as he threw the knife into the skull of the last opponent who stupidly wandered into his line of sight. The sound of something heavy thudding down the dark hallway. He headed in that direction, a jaunt in his step. "What was I supposed to do, anyway? Something, something, kill a bunch or guards and..." "You're fucking useless," Scara sneered between grit teeth on the other line. It was so much more fun to hear the hitch in his voice, like he was on the verge of tears for Tartaglia's stupidity. Aw, how cute. "You are to kill the guards, take the key, and shut down the security system. If you can't remember a simple plan then maybe I should tattoo it on your forehead next time." "Can't have you ruining my good looks - then how will we ever get intel from lonely, desperate women? Entertaining widows and rich socialites pays better than whatever we're doing - and it's almost as fun," he shot back as he rifled through the pockets of the still cooling corpse. "Sh-shut up. I don't want to hear about that bullshit," was the hesitant reply. "Virgin." "Psychopath." "Oh, look! I've found a key," Tartaglia announced as he pulled it free of the confines of the dead man's pocket. He dangled it in front of his face a moment before snatching it up and standing. "On the way to the objective. And, Scara?" Another long silence. "What is it?" He sounded in no mood to be teased, which made Tartaglia smile deliciously. "Vagina feels - " The sound of the com connection breaking up entirely. ~ ~ ~ ~~ @chickenparm @venranae ....Suffer. <3

[mytragedyqueen]

𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘣𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘤𝘦𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘢𝘴

𝘚𝘩𝘢𝘸𝘯 𝘔𝘪𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘦𝘭𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘉𝘳𝘦𝘵 𝘏𝘢𝘳𝘵'𝘴 𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘨𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘯. 𝘔𝘦: 😳 → 😏

[flyfreeskylark]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Cassian Andor/Jyn Erso Characters: Cassian Andor, Jyn Erso Additional Tags: Rebelcaptain - Freeform, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Assassins & Hitmen, Car Sex, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Getting Together, Penis In Vagina Sex, Nipple Play, Assassins & Hitmen, Hand Jobs, Hair-pulling Summary:

"In the backseat on a rented Hyundai they do much, much better than last time."

[firefoxwildfire]

My friends drew my characters

1. Lucas in his hitman job (drawn by my friend kiki 2.firelilly hearing my friend spud simping (drawn by her) 3.xaiver when he is older (drawn by  my friend kiki) 4. Lilly willow went to a party (drawn by @antarctite)

[baynton]

“Uh, Kieran Roberts, Magnetic Talent. Leave me a Yelp review, I'd really appreciate it.”

— Mat Baynton as Kieran Roberts | Hitmen 2x03: Impersonation

[ominous-synths-records]

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[dragons-socks]

Buddy Daddies is better than Spy x Family

Miri is better than Anya

Rei could take out Liod and Yor while Kazuki is cheering in the background.

Discuss.

[dmdannyajr]

The Silent Sisters, Dunya & Heba Akhtar, are world class infiltration experts. If you can afford their services, they will breach, eliminate, and exfil from even the most impregnable compound- without ever making a sound.

ART: "reconThree" by Hunt Dougherty (via ArtStation)

[xxthroatslitterxx1]

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