#hmfff

[panvnsleake]

[livelaughloveleonsk]

Shakira Shakira

dem BUTT AND HIPS ARE SO DANGEROUS

[falmerbrook]

Get funko popped, idiot

[shattereddolly]

if the asks have started working. vee fictive. hello. waving at you, even. (ignore how… even more blunt than usual I am, I’ve had too many tests these past few days.)

-vee, ( @mechanical-mic-check )

OOO YAY HELLO! hello helloooo!!! i’m waving back! and jumping around! and putting a ton of pink bows on you!

[josvinyl]

Praying that my best friend hasn't bought the thing she posted abt dati bc what else am i gonna do with this gacha card thingy i impulsively got for her kanina 😭😭😭 HAHAAHAH

She's a huge fan of Heaven Official's Blessing! She made me watch a few episodes and it was rlly good! Wasn't able to get into it kasi mejo scary siya to watch alone HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH inunahan nya ko eh 😭 the characters itself are pretty cute but the premise nung mga encounters nila...heh yung corpse bride episode is stuck in my head paano kaya nila ipportray yon sa cdrama 💀

[your-goth-sis]

DUE TO MY FRIEND'S REQUEST, I SHALL WRITE A KARLHEINZ SAKAMAKI X READER THINGY OKKKK. Bear in mind, you're 18-19 here.

Karlheinz Sakamaki x reader

Karl has a way with women, I mean, he has 3 wives lmao do what did you expect?

You were living with his sons, forced to attend night school with them. Out of all the guys your age, 13 of them to be exact, you HAD TO choose their father.

You got injured while playing basketball with Ayato, so you limped your way to the infirmary. Of course he refused to help you. That's just the kind of prick he is LOL.

"Ah, it's you, y/n, what happened today?" Karl asked.

"Sensei, your son hurt me during practice" you limped your way toward him.

He gestured for you to lay on the bed, to which you obliged. The he did something unexpected. MF GOT ONTOP OF YOU.

"K-Karl?! What're you -HMFFF" he cut you off with a kiss. A rough one.

"Worry not, y/n, you will be healthy in no time"

You swallowed one of the chemicals he placed in your mouth by using mouth to mouth. You were a blushing mess. He adjusted his glasses "ah, you're bleeding" his eyes turned dangerous, the bloodlust kicking in. He pinned you to the bed and you'll never guess what happens next oml. He bites you, you moan in pain and pleasure.

"Your blood tastes just like hers" he smirked and continues sucking you dry of all your blood. Eventually, you black out.

[000-pawz]

omg i just realized i should probably introduce myself....HELP i just came out of nowhere and said hi i like bonedo lets party..>3< i wanna get to know my mooties and readers better so!!!

hiii i'm dai! im 19 years old (literally september '04...right in between taesan and leehan) creative writing and media studies double major with a minor in publishing and printing arts!!! ^____^....📔 im an infp, libra sun, aqua moon, cap rising :O

i used to write a lottt on my other blog but i kinda stopped writing for a bit bc school and no motivation......hmfff :ccc but i got into bonedo a couple of months ago and my passion was reignited!!!<3

uhh tbh my bnd bias line changes every 2-3 business days but currentlyyy im in a taesan and myungjae brainrot so ill update u guys soon hehe

some random facts about me....💭hmmm i love love loooove fashion, makeup, writing (ofc!!!), producing music, astrology, CATS, and playing the guitar!!! i have adhd and my current fixation are those little realistic fake animals in clothes...like fantastic mr. fox n stuff!!!

my fave bnd tracks are so let's go see the stars and serenade <333 also im a night owl so if u see me posting at like 3am.....no u didnt...

i 🤍 making new friends and meeting people so dont feel afraid to say hi or anything C: thank u 4 being here!!!!<3

[n6918]

Weiss promised Ruby that she wasn't interested in Taiyang, she just needed to see him for some... tutoring, that's it.

@pugsbone

"That's it baby~ ahhhh slow and steady hmfff~ nice and deep" tai told Weiss. She hadn't been lying to Ruby when she told her that she was being tutored by her father. She just didn't tell her it was on how to give a blowjob.

Now here she was kneeling on a pillow in front of Tai's couch, Dress in a mini skirt with no panties and a button shirt tied up around her breast. Hair done up in a pigtails that the older man was using to guide her along his cock. While her own fingers worked at her sopping cunt. Working hard to follow his instructions while keeping her eyes on his naked dad body form; absolutely loving the sight of him in nothing but some boxers with his cock poking out of them.

"AHHH~ there we go" Tai growled to her "drink it up~". The older man said to her as he held her head down onto his lap. Unloading his seat into her mouth for the fourth time in the last hour. And just like she's done before Weiss drank every drop till he began to soften; then switching to cleaning his cock and adding more lipstick to the Mark she had already made. "Sweetie I could use another beer" tai asked her.

"Right away daddy hehehehe~" Weiss said in response. Standing up and away as to show off her pussy lips from the short skirt and cute butt. She was hoping daddy would show her how to ride a cock next. 

[pyaari-naari]

Excuses

Hmfff! 🙎🏻‍♀️

[bondagestoriez]

The Email (part 2/?)

I didn't check that email on a regular basis so when I finally saw it weeks later I assumed it was too late. I wasn't in a bad place in my life or career either so why would I even consider it. Being a plaything for one of my exes and his friends, hmfff.

But why couldn't I get the idea out of my head?

What was wrong with me that I wanted nothing more then to be cared for as the toy of my previous master and his friends.

Why was focusing on work becoming almost impossible?

Why was any time I found to release some pressure not enough for me all of the sudden?

Why did I have a constant wet spot in my panties imagining being used as a toy with no need for respect or thoughts of my own?

One week later, after a few drinks and a full week of degrading daydreaming, I responded expecting little back.

To my surprise though I got a response the very next day. Nothing sexual at all but a list of things I should handle, selling all my belongings or getting a storage unit, breaking my lease, giving a two wks notice, etc.

This is fucking crazy I thought to myself but I couldn't help but move my hand between my legs and feel how soaked I was.

The following wks were a blur as I received more instructions. He wanted me pierced... tongue, nipples, clit and several on each side of my labia.

Electrolysis to remove all the hair from my neck down.

I was sent to a "tailor" for measurements of my entire body. It seems he knew I was to be a slave because he wasn't gentle nor did he bother with pleasantries.

"Strip"

"Excuse me?!"

"If I have to say it again there will be consequences!"

He was so stern and domineering that I just complied.

Once naked he measured ever bit of my body and marked down all the measurements carefully.

"Bend over"

I did so without hesitation this time as he shoved what felt like a lubed up finger in my cunt.

"What are you doing?!"

"As I was told and so should you, now no more moving, I need to get your size"

My size?!?! Of what?

My answer quickly came as he pushed a slender dildo as far as it would go into me.

It was not pleasant and hitting my cervix created pressure I was not used to.

"One more measurement" he said as he proceeded to lube my asshole the same way.

Oh shit!!!! I thought as he slid it in with no care for my comfort, once again, until it bottomed out.

"Not impressive numbers but we'll work on that"

What does that mean I thought to myself?! What does he mean by we'll?

I was then ordered to dress again and he led me out without so much as a hint as to what I was being measured for.

The day was quickly approaching when I would finally fly to my new home. What had I gotten myself into as I put my hands down my panties to get myself off for the 4th time that day....

[lokidoctorpugs-wenclair-brainrot]

Enid: Wednesday are you ok?

Wednesday (who is experiencing a intense touch starving episode): I am fine Sinclair.

Enid (who just noticed): OH! *Hugs Wednesday*

Wednesday: mmh

Yoko: I mean you can Just go to another room we won't judge, right divina (; 😏😏😏

ENID: YOKO TANKiA, hmfff it's not like that Wednesday just experiences touch starved or ing IDK episodes and I for some reason can help with that so I do

Yoko: Sure Enid, Sure

Wednesday: if you don't shut up vamp I'll give you a first hand demonstration on how to kill vampires the Addams way

Yoko: OK OK sheesh

Enid:

[your-goth-sis]

Hiii ❤️ I was wondering if I could get a (dbd) Frank x fem reader were her and ash broke up and she goes to the legion for comfort for the breakup. Frank's always had a thing for the reader so he sees his chance to position himself as the next bf and does this progressively over the next couple of months while she strengthens her friendship with the rest of the legion. Ofc they get together in the end (I'm sorry if this is not super specific feel free to add whatever to this)

Heyy of course, here you go enjoy it :) ❤️❤️❤️

Frank x Fem! Reader

Today, you were happy. You reached your 2 year anniversary with Ashley, your longtime boyfriend. You two met when you first came in the realm and he practically took you under his wing and taught you everything.

You had a thought though.. Was he losing feelings for you? He'd choose to spend more time with his friends over you and and you rarely spent time together. You were concerned to say the least.

So, you decided to ask Ashley what was up, but before you could say anything, you could already tell how this conversation would go based on his facial expression.

"Hey y/n, can we talk?"

"Sure"

"We need to break up. Im sorry"

Your eyes widen. The way he said it sounds like he barely cared at all.

"I understand.." you looked down and walked to the woods. Your feet carried you to Ormond. You loved the Legion members because for some odd reason, they were always nice to you. So, you kept walking until you heard rock music. You carefully approached them and cleared your throat. Their heads snap towards you "Uh! I.." you couldn't get your words out as tears threatened to spill from your eyes. Frank could immediately tell something was wrong with you.

"What are you doing here? Don't you know its dangerous?" Frank got up from his seat and walked towards you, folding his arms.

"I don't know where else to go" you mumbled, your voice cracking.

Frank felt pity. For the first time ever, he felt pity "What happened?" he sits you down and they all listen.

"I just got broken up with" you started crying now, breathing rapidly. Frank puts his arm around your shoulder "By whom?"

"Ashley" you lean into Frank's touch. Frank was secretly celebrating but on the surface, he looked completely sympathetic.

"Well, I know who we're targeting next" Julie smirked.

"Ditto" replied Susie.

You were surprised when Frank hugged you. You gasped but hugged back. He was rubbing your back in circles, which was honestly quite relaxing. You cry more into his shoulder. They looked at Frank in shock. Frank had a soft side? Since when?

As the months go by, your relationship with the Legion grew more and more and you were getting quite close with Frank especially. You visited them again but on this particular day, Frank acted differently. He acted weird. You knew something was up when the Entity introduced a new realm filled with cherry blossoms and well taken care of plants.

Frank had asked you if you wanted to check it out together, ALONE. To which you agreed. He took you up a hill. Now, you were surprised at how beautifully the Entity can create realms.

"So uhh, Y/n. What do you think?" he nervously rubbed his neck. You chuckled "You're saying this as if you're the one who made it"

"I did work for this" Frank replied "I sacrificed so many people, so the Entity rewarded me with a proper place where I can.. Hang out with you! Yes.

You smiled "It's beautiful"

Frank smiled from behind his mask "Good" he took your hand with one hand and with the other took his mask off. This was the first time you saw his face and to be honest, he was cute. He even had freckles (based on the Legion comic). He took your other hand "Y/n.. I love you. I don't know if you're ready but- hmfff" you interrupted him with a kiss.

"Oh Fank! You have no idea how happy I am to hear those words from you" you smiled up at him. You were caught off guard when Frank roughly kissed you. You wrap your arms around his neck and embrace the kiss.

You may have lost Ashley, but at least have Frank to kiss you better :)

[joshslater]

Spy Games

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"Aaaah," Sam shouted as he entered his hotel room and saw the young man lounging in the armchair by the window. The man, boy really, was shirtless, exposing tight muscles wrapped in smooth, tanned skin. He wore white, knee-length shorts with red stripes, like Sam's high school team used to wear.

Sam swayed a bit in the doorframe and looked down at the floor. Someone at the dinner had undoubtedly drugged him, probably the woman to his right at the table. But then that was a bit too obvious. It didn't help that he'd had plenty to drink before that.

Sam looked back at the boy, who quickly had gotten on his feet. He had a UFC cap on his head, which given his body could mean more than just being a fan, and a black bead choker around his neck. "Who sent you? MI6? KGB?" He knew it was FSB now, but somehow KGB was equally true. Had he been given truth serum?

"What?! No, man, someone just told me you needed some fun," the boy answered while keeping his distance. His sweatshirt was thrown over the back of the armchair and he was holding his phone with the game he had been playing to pass the time still on the screen.

The woman to his right had looked like his wife did when they got married, and while she didn't outright ask any questions about his work, and certainly not anything about security, she was fishing around for something. Clearly an agent specifically picked for him. Not that it would make any difference. All systems used the security trinity. Something you know, something you have, and something you are. She might have been able to get the pin code out of him through some hypnotic suggestions or something, but the key chip was on the chain around his neck, and unlike in the movies they couldn't just take the eyeball and put it on a stick. The eye scanner actually looked at the pulsing veins in the white of the eye to verify that the person opening the vault was alive.

"Look, I'm sorry. I'm tired, I'm drunk, and I'm married. To a woman." There was something about him that Sam couldn't shake. Perhaps it was the shorts, but the boy resembled Carter, the football jock from high school that Sam had had some confusing emotions about. He hadn't exactly been stalking him, but he sat where he could see him in the cafeteria and spent many afternoons watching the team practice on the field while doing homework.

"Hey man, it doesn't have to be like that. I can just, like, help you relax."

Carter obviously would be Sam's age still, and this boy was half that, but the resemblance was uncanny. Though this "Carter" was some years older than the last time Sam saw Carter, and quite a bit more stacked.

"It's... Hmfff..." Sam started. "You're... paid to be here." "Everyone is paid by someone. If we were friends hanging out someone would still pay me."

Sam closed the door behind him, still not sure, but there was this feeling of finally trying something he wished he'd had dared try out long ago. It wasn't sexual, really. Just to be with Carter. Hug him perhaps.

"I'm Sam," the boy continued. "Why don't you get on the bed and I can work out your tension? I know both Thai and Swedish massage."

"I... Your name is Sam? What a coincidence. Mine as well," he said, thinking there was no way it was a coincidence. None of this was. "Relax and massage do sound nice," he continued and started to move past Carter-looking Sam. He knew it was a bad idea, though no idea how it would be, and that it was the drugs making decisions for him.

He stepped past the stud almost as if he wasn't there, but froze as he felt two hands stroking him from behind. He'd been away from home for too long, he realized. Too long since someone touched him. Really touched him. He just stood there, letting Carter-Sam caress him from behind, slowly unbuttoning his shirt, and finally helping him take it off.

"Lie down for me," Carter-Sam said softly in his ear, while the brim of his UFC cap poked the side of his head. Carefully Sam climbed the hotel bed and lay down across it with his head hanging over the side. Carter-Sam moved just as deliberately as he climbed on top of Sam, and positioned himself on his lower back. It was like a mutual understanding of grace and silence, as the boy started to kneed Sam's upper back.

He was good, Sam immediately recognized, balancing that fine line between soothing and hurting. When he heard the snap of a small plastic bottle and felt the cool glob of something on his back his first thought it was alcogel, but it must have been some sort of massage oil. He could feel a slight warmth from it as it was rubbed into him. The heat, the pressure, the deep tissue's silent groaning, and the rocking motion made Sam blissful. Not just sleepy from the alcohol and whatever else was in it, but the kind of bliss where you would just go along with anything to keep in that state. Blissful and erect.

When he felt his khakis being unbuttoned and removed he just lay there, going along. Then he could feel his boxers being removed as well. In his cloudy mind he wondered if he would mind the boy sticking his dick into him. He realized that he didn't mind. He didn't want it to happen perhaps, but if that was what other Sam wanted he wouldn't resist. Instead the boy slid up along and against his body, slowly and deliberately as only someone as muscular could. He stopped just next to his ear, radiating heat against Sam's back, and softly said "Roll over for me."

Sam did, still under a bridge of boy flesh. He could feel the key chip sliding across his chest, dragging the chain with it, before it settled. It shook him every so slightly from his trance for a split second, but realized it would look just like any other necklace to the other Sam. He for his part was moving back down the body again.

Having his head off the edge of the bed wasn't as comfortable as when on his back. Instead of looking down he was now looking up into the wall, but before he got the chance to reposition himself further in he felt a pair of lips around his penis. It started slowly with a few flicks of tongue against his exposed glans, but even just that made him relax fully and close his eyes. He'd never felt such pleasure before in his life. Whatever he was on he was sad he couldn't get more of it. The boy knew his shit too. He was moving his lips up and down the shaft rhythmically, but also moving one finger along the penis making for the most amazing sensation ever. Did the drug make everything feel better, or did it make you forget how good sex had been before? Then he was back to working the penis with his tongue. As he started stroking the inside of Sam's thigh Sam drifted away again, no longer caring to keep track of the sources of all his sensations. There was a warmth spreading from his groin, almost as if he was peeing his pants. But different. He didn't care.

The bedside ringtone was loud and cheap. While mobile phones had been steadily improved over decades with better speakers, better audio chips, and carefully crafted sound files, bedside hotel phones were just two dull alternating tones. Sam felt drained. His body felt like he had been to a gym session with a new PT who wanted to prove his worth, and his head felt like he had been boozing at a party with drug-laced drinks. The night curtains were drawn so there was no telling what time it was in the dark hotel room.

The phone rang again, and he picked it up mid-signal. "Sam," he said, startling himself with his voice. It was different. "Sir, it is past the checkout time. Would you like to extend your stay with us?" A sense of dread filled Sam as he fumbled to find the key chip on the chain around his neck, only to find a bead choker necklace, and below that, two filled-out pecs.

[noa-ciharu]

As I promised @gabbylyons I wrote 700 words of trc!Kamui embarrassing himself by falling into snow and hissing like a kitten. It's complete crack gen fic. For once even Subaru is 300% done

Without further ado:

“Kamui, where are you?”

Subaru twisted around and tried to locate his twin. Alas, all he saw was white… and more white. He turned around and called Kamui’s name again. No response, no sight of black cape at all. Just snow and more snow and even more -

“Hmfff!”, muffled grunt from distance. If it weren’t for heightened vampire senses, Subaru wouldn’t have discerned it.

They’ve arrived in this world mere five minutes ago. Unfortunately teleportation didn’t go smoothly and they landed in middle of snow covered field. Kamui fell face flat into snow and presumably disappeared underneath it. Oh the disadvantage of being sho – no, average sized. Kamui got all pouty and moody whenever he was refereed to as short or petite. Hence Subaru made it into habit of calling him average sized.

In other words made it into habit to lie.

Subaru began strolling towards where he believed Kamui was. No beaten path, safe to assume noone lived anywhere in kilometers wide radius. Just in what sort of arctic they have landed in? No matter, he had to fetch his twin before forming any plans for future. Subaru shivered and tried to push his way through blizzard.

“HMFFF!!” - ah, the hissing became louder. Subaru concluded he was on right track.

One step, then one more. Maybe a bit to left and – stop.

Subaru crouched down and pushed arm through snow; it was so cold that rawness ached. He endured and tried to reach further. Fingertips brushed against something soft, Subaru concluded it must be Kamui’s cape. Thanks to supernatural strength he managed to grip his twin by the nape and scuff him up like a cat.

Kamui was soaked to the bone. Look on his face was half pout half utter look of disbelief that something so shameful could happen to someone like him; priceless really. Maybe grip over nape mobilized him for Kamui didn’t even appear to be reacting; cat reflexes it must be. Maybe he went numb due to cold – nah, he was just in shock from being disgraced.

Prideful like a lion indeed.

He looked like a offended wet cat however. Subaru hoped Kamui wasn’t reading his thoughts, otherwise he’d have to comfort Kamui’s wounded ego for half an hour. Really, for someone so sho – average sized, his ego was enormous. Yes, they were purebred vampires but at moments Kamui behaved more like purebred Siberian cat.

“Kamui are you -”

“Fuck no”

Looks like Kamui’s mouth didn’t go numb like rest of his body. Unsurprising somehow.

“I’m wet and freezing to death!”

“Fuck all this snow, how did we land in this shithole?!?”, Kamui kept on hissing and screaming. His yells echoed all around but thankfully there wasn’t a soul to witness his twin’s child antics.

“There’s even fucking snow in my underwear!”

“Kamui stop cursing please”

Alas, Kamui kept on doing just that - “Where the fuck is that hunter when I want to see him! I’m so pissed off I need to fight someone. I bet this is all his fault!”

“Kamui calm down, I doubt -”

“Subaru we are leaving this world now!”, he pouted like a small child. Never mind they were both over one hundred years old, Kamui threw a tantrum like he was born yesterday.

There’s no other, he had to attempt to talk some sense into Kamui. “Please stop hissing and listen to -”

“I’m not hissing!”, Kamui hissed. At least he stopped swearing like a sailor.

In that moment Kamui twisted around and broke free from hold. Subaru didn’t protest much and gladly let Kamui go. As it seemed Kamui wasn’t expected to be unhandled as he fell face into snow once more. Very disgracefully, very cat-unalike.

Before Subaru could pick him up he snow collapsed under him, only to reveal frozen lake underneath.

Crack. And another crack.

Subaru managed to get away in last second. Sadly same couldn’t be said for Kamui.

“Fucking hell!!!”, Kamui screeched as he fell into lake. Apparently there were some truth in myths about cats and waters.

Subaru sighed. He’d be worried for his twin if colds were really capable of harming them; as they weren’t, things like snow and low temperatures were nothing but inconvenience. Subaru sighed once more and began planning how to fetch Kamui from the lake.

Here we go again.

[ah0rmone]

hmfff dazai teaching his subordinate atsushi how to please a woman, using your body 😋😋😋

tw // suggestive, minors, dni!

ah yes, nonnie, that's so cute, dazai is such a good mentor, he would eagerly help atsushi to learn how to please a woman. of course, with your help. what would you get from it? orgasm if atsushi is a nice learner.

you trust your boyfriend, so you can't turn him down, especially when he begs for you to participate in that little lesson. at first you don't know what to expect, dazai has kept it from you. you are in a small hotel room, atsushi is sitting nervously in an old chair in front of a bed, dazai is standing right behind you.

"what is the meaning of this?" you ask, feeling cold hands of your boyfriend resting on your shoulders.

"don't you trust me, darling?" dazai queried, leaning closer to your ear.

you have no time to answer as he pushes you onto a creaking bed. atsushi's eyes are glued to the carpet, he is pretending to be just another piece of furniture. he knows what is up. when you want to question him, dazai places a tender kiss on your cheek.

"we going to teach atsushi how to treat a woman properly. are you in?" osamu whispers, his loving gaze locked with yours.

looking back at atsushi you realise how embarrassed he is. you find it extremely cute. a confident nod of your head is the answer Dazai awaited.

"that's my girl," he murmurs, tugging at the hem of your shirt.

you and dazai are going to teach atsushi well.

~

thank you, nonnie, for sharing your thirsty thoughts with me!

[wonusite]

RANDOM THOUGHT but i think cheol would go weak at the sight of you making grabby hands, pouting or making puppy eyes at him (especially if you were tired/sleepy) 🥺🥺🥺 a lot of people are SCARED of this man but you are his literal weakness he would drop to his knees for you.

and when he hears you softly call out for him hmfff got him going like "what does my princess need? what does daddy need to do?" and when you tell him you want his attention he just gives you that charming smile of his with a devilish glint in his eye and you just KNOW you're getting more than his attention after that

- fu anon

he would be so down bad for you i’m so serious

and he would drop EVERYTHING when you tell him you want him to pay attention to you he’ll eat you out for hours then stuff you full of his cum bc princess gets whatever she wants 😫