#eniday

[adiraofthetals]

It is very Wednesday to give Enid a doll that a serial killer had of one of his victims.

[kraken17]

On account of the "Enid is the stalker" theory resurfacing in some corners of the fandom...

Wednesday: So, of all people, you are my stalker.

Enid: ...yes.

Wednesday: Just a minute after Xavier gave me that infernal phone object you threatened to sever his jugular if he didn't give you my number and the first thing you do after getting it is send me a death threat.

Enid: [nods].

Wednesday: And after that you have spent the last four months threatening me, manipulating images and videos and getting me to suspect everyone but you.

Enid: [nods again].

Wednesday: And you have only chosen to confess the truth to try to stop my attempt to eliminate Yoko, whom you had made suspect number 1.

Enid: Yep.

Wednesday: Enid, why? Why all this?

Enid: [very quietly] I thought you'd like it?

[beat]

Wednesday: Querida [takes Enid in her arms] ...I loved it.

Yoko: Okay, cool, but can you untie me from this pole and keep the gasoline away? Pretty please? Thank you.

[lorelaiblair]

when Wednesday has had a very deep sleep it takes her a moment to remember how to speak english once she wakes up.

and by ‘a moment’ i mean it can take anywhere between ten minutes and and hour + a quad over ice

the first time Enid witnesses it is the first night she falls asleep in Wednesdays bed, she wakes up sprawled over the other girl, and Wednesday who had spent the night feeling something similar to being buried alive, wakes up speaking spanish.

her dark eyes are filled with sleep, her hair is tangled, there are sleep lines over her arms and chest, her voice is soft and sounding like honey

she’s out of it for a good 20 minutes, just holding Enid and mumbling to her in a language she doesn’t understand, Enid though is in heaven

Wednesday is pretty sucky at doing things gently, she never does something half-way, so when she holds Enid, she does it like she could never let go. she holds tight, and Enid, the girl with super strength and the biggest heart, will always love the way Wednesday loves.

Enid wasn’t much of a morning person, always one to sleep in until the last minute, but now she finds herself savoring her mornings being held by the love of her life.

Wednesday whispers sweet nothings in spanish while colorful claws untangle knots in dark hair.

Yeah. Mornings are quite wonderful now.

(Enid has also deemed this period of time “Wednesday’s factory reset mode”)

[kulai]

i have an 11-page exam tomorrow yet here i am!! hahaha!! i love to suffer bc of an insane couple !!!!

[vaniloqu3nce]

Enid, walking back to the dorm with her hand in Wednesday’s: So…if I said I adopted a cat, would you be mad at me?

Wednesday, staring curiously: I would’ve preferred you talked to me about it first so I can prepare, but I wouldn’t be mad.

Enid, opening the door: Oh ahaha, good.

Wednesday, staring: …Enid

Enid, innocently: Y…Yes?

Wednesday, deadpan: Why is there a tiger cub in our room.

Enid, stomping her foot: YOU SAID YOU WOULDNT BE MAD! AND HIS NAME IS STRIPE.

[sebyplays2]

Imagine Wednesday turned into a kitty one night and just... Curled to Enid biceps who happens to be asleep... The look of Enid face waking up the next morning to a black kitty on her biceps and she can't even move due to the kitty(Wednesday) hissing, IMAGINE

[jiminysjournal]

I put the Parks & Rec codename meme to a template. Here's an example, using my Wednesday Addams ships (plus a BroTP and a NoTP):

A key:

Eagle One: The character in question

BTDT: Either a ship from a previous incarnation or one from the past (in this case, the former)

CDT: Either a ship from a more recent incarnation or the one you ship for the present (again, the former)

It happened once…: One-sided; use the asterisk to indicate on whom's part (so, yes; I'm saying Amanda has an unrequited crush on Wednesday — one which she will deny, by the way)

If I had to pick…: For any other acceptable ships/any ships with a character of a different gender than you usually ship the character with (Joel is the ONLY acceptable male LI for Wednesday!)

Eagle Two: BroTP (such as literal siblings)

I'd be lying…: Crackship (hear me out…)

Broke It: NoTP (or, at least, one of them)

Three transparent templates under the cut.

[luluy33art]

Blondies

[thatcoollesbian]

In my heart of hearts, they are CANNON.

[mew088]

[kraken17]

“What delightful individuals we encounter in this line of work.”

 “It's one of its perks, I suppose,” said Addams, “That's how I met you, wasn't it?”

“Did you just compare me to brutal serial killers?” Sinclair laughed.

“I've seen you covered in the blood and guts of others, lobita. And you've always been ravishing.”

“Someone's getting a good bite tonight,” said the she-wolf, in a tone that didn't indicate a threat at all. Quite the opposite, in fact.

-Excerpt from Creepy Mysterious (or, Beyond the Wednesday-Verse), Chapter 14: Family Biz (I).

Detectives Addams and Sinclair inspired by the Addams Family Mafia AU created by @thatwomanlovingpotatofromtwitter

[lorelaiblair]

Enid: *makes a heart shape with her hands at the addamses*

Gomez: i’ve started doing that to my friends

Wednesday: what?

Gomez: to my comrades and business partners

Pugsley: I watched him call cousin Itt his “bff”

Morticia: and our accountant

Pugsley: he called my principal his “bestie”

Wednesday: what have you done?

Enid: *can’t stop laughing*

Enid: this is the best thing ever!

[sqwirrl]

Enid: Wednesday, honey, we do not need another electric chair. 5 is plenty.

Wednesday: Fine then. You don’t need another hug. 24 in the last 5 minutes is plenty

Enid: fine fine fine we’ll get the latest one

Enid: i hate you so much

[vaniloqu3nce]

Wednesday, crossing her arms: You are being very hurtful right now.

Enid: I just want to know why you’re here—

Wednesday, literally sitting in her lap: We’re best friends. What if they’re malicious?

Enid, looking across the table at her Tinder date: I’m so sorry.

Wednesday: Oh we’re leaving already I wanted to try their appetizers?

Enid, already dragging her out the door: Can’t you stalk me from far away like a normal person?

Wednesday: I resent the idea of normal, Enid.

Inspired by @caitlynsdog

[sebyplays2]

*Wednesday who is known to be dangerous and known as creepy, ruthless,cruel.. but would silently sob if Enid left her with no kisses or slight shout at her...*

[lokidoctorpugs-wenclair-brainrot]

Enid: Wednesday are you ok?

Wednesday (who is experiencing a intense touch starving episode): I am fine Sinclair.

Enid (who just noticed): OH! *Hugs Wednesday*

Wednesday: mmh

Yoko: I mean you can Just go to another room we won't judge, right divina (; 😏😏😏

ENID: YOKO TANKiA, hmfff it's not like that Wednesday just experiences touch starved or ing IDK episodes and I for some reason can help with that so I do

Yoko: Sure Enid, Sure

Wednesday: if you don't shut up vamp I'll give you a first hand demonstration on how to kill vampires the Addams way

Yoko: OK OK sheesh

Enid: