#hmmmm okay then

[flashhwing]

also adding onto that when people on here are like Did Nobody Pay Attention During History Class? the obvious answer is No, We Did Not Because We We’re Kids/Teenagers and Who Pays Attention In Class???

[frenchublog]

[forgettable-au]

Give the G dude some clothes🙄 he walking 'round with all that bone showing lol smh(+it's Christmas-)

I think he looks very handsome 🖤 let the guy show some bones

But, okay, let's give him some clothes because it's Christmas

I guess he's not cold...

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[arcanegifs]

"Hi."

[gojonanami]

me writing prof geto (1): wow this is really long, probably part 2 will be around the same length

me writing prof geto (2): damn no way part 3 will hit 20K, it won’t be longer than this part

me writing prof geto (3): so it’s almost 8.5K and I’m not done 1/3 of the fic….🙃

[itsticklishme23]

Happy Friday!! These two pics show the two sides of my personality very well I think 😂 the smile on the right is probably way too big for the predicament I was in though 🥴😅

[meownotgood]

omg aki and uuhthethethe creampie uuuium☝️

aki + creampie? hmmmm....

convincing aki to fuck you without protection proves to be a more than difficult task. without fail, every time you try and bring it up — I'm on birth control anyways, aki, so stop worrying so much — he simply eyes you with a look of concern, shakes his head, and tells you it's better to be safe.

you aren't necessarily opposed to that. it's not like you have a problem with what his opinion is. he's right, honestly. he's always been a sensible man with a good head on his shoulders. but you just can't deny how badly you want to, need to make his square attitude crack.

and when you finally get an opportunity, when aki reaches into his dresser drawer and blindly rustles around for a while only to find he's all out of condoms, when he doesn't have any in his wallet either and it's far too late to drive to the store to pick up more of them and despite what he's telling you, you're already tugging him close, kissing down his neck 'til he shivers and telling him to just forget about it, I want you right now; against his best interests, he really finds a hard time saying no.

it all culminates in aki giving up, sighing deeply as he presses in, eyebrows knitted up, gaze fixated on the way you take him raw. you're so close, so warm, he can't believe he's doing this. and it ends up with aki fucking you feverishly, enough to make the slap of skin against skin ring in your ears; you feel so good, you're saying his name, running your fingers through his hair and its got his mind too hazy to remember to pull out — so he holds you close, forgets about the consequences and gasps into your nape as he cums inside you.

he isn't aware of the gravity of his own actions until he's caught his breath and started to pull out. every inch of his face burns red hot, he covers his mouth with his palm and wonders how he got to be so irresponsible as he shamefully watches how his cum drips out of you in thick, white dribbles.

[nosfelixculpa]

해금 AGUST D (2023)

[missingbk-dkhours]

Guess what I got my hands on :)))

Midoriya’s eyes glinted with joy over the knowledge nugget he was about to share.

Are you kidding me??? How can anyone say he’s not in love, like this this is the cutest thing ever—

[mrsfitzgerald]

Rammstein - 2001.05.11 Rehearsals, Nuremberg, Germany

[schumigrace]

I'm not gonna be the one to say it

[worldsewage]

Hey oother anon wtf, I was just thinking their art has grilled cheese energy. Ur choice looks way tastier tho. Wanna share?

[findafight]

Can interest you in a potentially controversial Stobin headcanon in what sounds like a trying time?

If so; Steve and Robin share girlfriend at some point.

Not in the “turns out that time we were both dating girls named Crystal? We were in fact dating one girl named Crystal. Who *somehow* never put it together that my Steve and the Steve she was two-timing me with were in fact the person!”

(This does in fact happen - I’m thinking when Robin’s in college and has met like, three different Crystals (one of whom has parents that lived in the same commune as Robin’s! Such a shame girls named Crystal have been *ruined forever*).

It’s a pretty surreal break up for Crystal; not only are her boyfriend and girlfriend turn out to be actually best friends (in her defence, Robin has taken to calling him “Stevie” at this point and the way she talks about him really conjures the image of a standard preppy bitch who’s been Robin’s best friend since kindergarten, and Steve (in retaliation) tends to use “Rob” and “Robbie”, leading Crystal to believe his Robin is male), and seem almost as angry about this as they are about the infidelity.

Crystal’s attempts at explaining herself and apologising result in Steve retorting that he’s not even mad that she’d want to date Robin - Robin’s fucking amazing! If Crystal had just told him that was what he wanted, he probably would have been okay with it - which Crystal takes as Steve being a bitch, but is something Robin will point later as her realising that this is something she might be okay with.)

Anyway, I figure this is something that would happen when they’re in their 20s and/or their 50s. They’re either approached by a woman who thinks they’re a couple (“does it make our marriage more or less of a sham if we’re sharing a mistress?”) or they approach someone they both have a crush on a la Troy & Abed asking out the librarian.

I don’t think either of them would identify as poly, per se - it’s very much “if it’s you, it’s okay”, and if the girlfriend breaks up with one of them, it’s assumed she’s breaking up with both of them.

I just kind of like the combination of Robin and Steve as Platonic Life Partners, trying to figure out polyamory and just how absolutely Buckwild (Robin’s Wrestler name!) it would be for their [potential] girlfriends and anyone on the outside of the situation. Jon and Eddie just sat there, listening to Steve ramble about the situation bc it’s Robin’s date night and just…bluescreening. Argyle smiling and nodding “happy for you, man. I mean, sucks you’re off the market, but glad you’ve found something that works”.

one yes always interested in controversial takes tbh. two. omg yes exactly you are so smart anon

The Crystal situation!! so true this is absolutely something that would happen to stobin (also true I know a few queer women called crystal). bad luck in love that's them!!

I think Steve is like. mostly monogamous...unless his gf/partner is also dating Robin. like it would make sense to him I think. He'd be like well. this way we don't have to worry you things being weird about my Very Normal Friendship With Robin That Some People Thing Is Weird!

I think I've mentioned before the funny scenario of stobin going "hey me and my platonic life partner saw you across the bar and liked your vibes" and I stand by that.

But also funny is that Steve or Robin's girlfriend being absorbed into their dynamic and realizing that she is..... sort of dating both of them? And her being the one to bring up dating the other and Robin and steve going well how would that change things? and everyone realizing that it would probably only change the amount of kisses gf gets and going well that sounds cool let's try it!

Maybe in their 20s it doesn't work out but they try again in their 50s and they go wow! this was a great idea we were just young and it just didn't work out.

that's so fun. I want them to have crazy dating stories. I want Jonathan and Eddie to sit there going what the hell are these two doing? because the complexities of stobin's dating lives have always confused them even before the poly V started, and argyle just vibing listening to the double date night shenanigans he's being told.

[gilbirda]

I'VE CRACKED THE CODE

TUMBLR WONT SHOW POST THAT HAVE LINKS TO MONEY-RELATED SITES

I took away the link to my ko-fi and it now shows up the fic posts as usual

very very shady, tumblr

[roseofcards90]

Okay from what I’ve seen of the rough translations for Deep Cover and Yonah, I’m even more convinced she’s compensating so hard rn lmaoooo like y’all I think it’s a complete hook, line, and sinker with the way even she finds fault in everyone based on her shallow views of them, as well as how her voice sounds so goddamn pained in Deep Cover (that’s not even mentioning her allusions to love in her symbolism and cover songs that completely contrast with the way she’s acting spiteful rn). I’m holding out for her, like I get the hate and frustration I do 😭 but we still don’t have the mv yet so I’m hoping there’s something there to show her in a more sympathetic light.

[stop-breaking-my-heart-telltale]

favourite twdg villain?

I'm a fond enjoyer of the St. John's as villains. I don't know if they're my favorite just because they're only in one episode, but I love the concept of this family almost immediately jumping into cannibalism toward the start of the outbreak, dealing in human flesh to bandits, and casually feeding this group their friend's legs.

Like... what the hell was this family like before the outbreak that all three of them were like, "Hey now listen... nothing should go to waste, the dead are eating people so why shouldn't we? We gotta survive and in our defense, we only target those who were gonna die anyway... like y'all."

Dude, Mark was shot in this shoulder with an arrow. He wasn't going to die from that injury. It's so fucked that these seemingly friendly people took the group into their home and then fed them Mark's legs.

If we take the idea that everyone is infected and have the capacity within themselves to become walkers, to become monsters, then the St. John's were infected long before the outbreak, y'know? Not literally, but something was wrong with them and the outbreak just further spread that infection and changed them.

But again, are they my favorite? I dunno if I can say that since I have a lot more appreciation for Lily now. Yeah, some of her writing gets a little wonky in ep3 of TFS when she goes on her monologues and shit, but y'know what? I'm into it.

You have to remember who we're talking about and the fact that she's the antagonist; Lily isn't some anti-hero in TFS who secretly has a heart of gold that's brought to light because she reunited with Clementine... she's a fucked up woman who did fucked up things in the name of survival. She's full of rot now. She sees kidnapping children and turning them into soldiers to protect her home as a means to an end, but she doesn't actually give a shit about the people she's taking. They aren't people to her, they're as the episode title suggests, toys in her game. The only one she sees as a person is Clementine, and while that makes her hesitate at first, she sees Clementine's a prize to bring back.

She remembers what happened in S1; her father had a heart attack and as she tried to save him, Kenny smashed his face in with a saltlick and then expected Lily to just stand up and help him get back to his family because "he did what he had to, he made the hard choice." Yes, Larry was a piece of shit. No one liked him, and you can even question Lily on him and she'll tell you that he has a lot of pain. Yes, it makes him an asshole, but he's still her dad and he's all she has. I mean... the simplification is daddy issues, but in all seriousness, I don't doubt for a second that many of Lily's issues stem from Larry being a shitty father to her.

Then everyone thought she was losing it when she insisted there was a traitor in the group, which she was right about, but she was unstable. She was unwell, but how do you help someone like that when you don't have training to go about it? Then Lily ends up killing either Carley or Doug and the group turns on her, and either she's left behind or she steals the van and runs away.

Then we don't know what the hell happened to her until we see her again in TFS, but like... a lone woman with decay festering inside of her joining the delta? Exposing her to their methods? I mean, what else did she have to lose? She had nothing, she lost everything, and she has a lot of issues. Survival is easy when you're numb, when you don't care about the individual; they're all just cogs churning to make the system run, and if a piece doesn't cooperate, you get rid of it and find a new one.

Plus I think there's something to say about Lily not wanting to be perceived as weak again. That whole display she put on in the cells? Telling the story of what happened to Minerva and Sophie? I get the criticism that it feels like Lily did a 180 between episodes but like... yeah dude, because it's a performance. It's not just her and Clementine anymore. It's a display of power and authority. She's playing the part and thriving in it as she ensures everyone else is terrified of her.

But then when Clementine and AJ get the upper hand? Again, she's not afraid to play up the pleading to earn enough sympathy to spare her- hell, just to let their guard down enough to strike and get the upper hand again. I mean, she's got nothing else to lose, right? If she doesn't go for it, she'll be killed and sure, you can kill her anyway but at least she tried.

Honestly, I look at Lily in TFS and still see that scared little girl playing the tough bitch, just like Carley said in S1. It's just now escalated from "tough bitch" to a downright vile person. She's so... lost? I suppose? Lost within herself and the monstrous means she's taken to survive.

I get the criticisms of how she was used in TFS, but for me, it's like when people complain about Minerva not getting the redemption arc she supposedly should've gotten, y'know? There's no saving her. Lily was never on our side, and there was no getting her on our side. She wasn't ever going to redeem herself. Even if you spare her and she drifts away on her raft, can someone like her actually find redemption? Or will she just find another group that'll feed into her rot?

Truly, I say let her be horrid. Let her be the piece of shit villain with a few fleeting moments of humanity. Let her drown in the blood she's spilled.