#homeschool hanlon

[incorrect-losers]

Bev: You’ve never read the paper?

Mike: No

Bev: Not even comics? Like Peanuts. You’ve never read Peanuts?

Mike: Nope

Bev: Are you serious? You’ve never read Peanuts?

Mike: Uh-uh

*Later*

Bev: *Holding a football while Mike prepares to run at it*

Bev: Go ahead. I promise I’ll hold it

[it2017]

i walk a very specific line of IT canon where every different canon is true and important to me and i pluck and choose what i like from them At will. And I forget not everyone subscribes to the Beautiful world inside my mind. like idk the book is elite for a lot of the losers' fundamental character traits and the operation of the universe ofc ut also i do think every adaptation built and added things to the characters that i couldnt imagine them without. and there r parts of every version i probably dislike. but the parts i DO like ..!!!! bill denbeough pony tail....dennis christopher eddie kaspbrak... bill and mike on the bike....jdg eddie kaspbrak.... homeschooled mike hanlon.... richie tozier arcade & button up shirts..... gazebos... LOSVER.... FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LOSVER!!!!

[racheld93]

A playlist for Bill Denbrough and Mike Hanlon. IT Chapter Two 2019. IT 2017. Hanbrough Bike Bill/Mike. Big Bill x Mikey. B-B-Bill x Homeschool.

[bird-uris]

a long list of things i noticed the third time i watched It

(or just thing i wanted to point out)

-georgie says he has 3 friends (richie, stan, and eddie) but bill is his bestest

-bill calls eddie “ed”

-greta shoulder checks stan when they pass and stan gives her a really bitchy look

-there are 6 missing kids posters on the board before the stairwell

-the stall beverly is in says something about bill but i couldn’t make out exactly what it says

-richie always goes to stan when he wants a high five

-vic never hurts the losers

-the alley mike sees pennywise in the first time is the same alley they fix ben up in

-everytime the tv is shown it’s showing the creepy woman telling kids to play in the sewers

-ben looking out the library window to see the core 4 riding by “AYO SILVER AWAY” “your old lady bike is too fast for us”

-the librarian being overly interested in ben then fucking staring at home and smiling while he’s looking through the book

-eddie calls richie retarded

-richie only tells eddie to come into the tunnel

-“it’s summer” count IIII (4)

-when patrick is looking for the losers hen misses them by like a second but if they were still there he knew exactly where to find them

-patrick was afraid of zombies

-bev spent the entire movie on her period

-the pennywise painting in the alley only shows up at the very end of the scene

-bill is first of the boys to jump off the cliff (probably to impress bev)

-bens house (2017) actually looks really similar to bens house (1990)

-i’m pretty sure sunflowers are hard to grow and maintain so the fact that there’s a bunch around the neibolt house is really interesting

-pennywise holds the balloons with only two fingers

-bev has “the frog prince” program by her piano, so i think it’s safe to assume that’s the play that she and bill kissed in

-the scene where bev is running down the fire escape, you can hear eddie and stan arguing about the street they took and eddies saying its dirty and smelt like piss and shit and stan says that the side streets are just the same

-also in that scene eddie asks stan what bev said and stan says “she just said that you guys need to hurry over” so i think bev told stan first somehow

-they say richies the trashmouth but all eddie does is word-vomit random facts about hygiene and anything surrounding

-bill says “i never believed those rumors...none of us losers do”

-bowers just lays on the ground for a while after the rock war

-the tuba guy looks like richie (1990)

-the pictures in the projector scene are the denbroughs family vacation to acadia (see. deleted scenes)

-“eddie, what are you looking for”

-before eddie falls through the floor, he’s scared by the leper who says “time to take your pill” and he has it in his mouth, which i think is another hint at eddie being afraid of his sexuality

-bill calls eddie eds once again which is 2x more than richie says it

-they never address the clown that moves its head in the room full of clown dolls

-more people need to talk about neibolt eddie because jack actually did that

-when pennywise scratches ben, mike catches him

-mrs. k is a bully

-eddie smiles when greta says she’ll sign his cast and you can see his face fall when he realizes what she’s writing

-vic genuinely cares about henry

-mr. marsh wears a wedding ring but there’s absolutely no mention of her mother in the movie or miniseries (i haven’t finished the book yet)

-pennywise used bevs front door

-even after eddie gives his whole gazebo speech, he still apologizes to his mom for leaving

-mike was really about to shoot henry bowers so anyone who writes him as the simple peace maker please take that into consideration

-mike also actually pushed henry down a well to save himself and his friends so take that into consideration as well... get it

-stan really sat there thinking that his friends left him in the sewers he didn’t know that they started looking for him the moment he disappeared

-“stan we love you, you know we wouldn’t do that to you”

-MY BOY BEN actually saved bev with true loves kiss

-the scene where bill shoots pennywise with a gun that’s not loaded is a parallel to “this is battery acid, you slime” and i don’t think enough people realize that

-did bill actually think that anyone was gonna leave him????

-in the final boss scene, stan and ben save mike, bill saves ben, eddie saves himself, and bev saves herself

-pennywise makes the ugliest faces its not even funny it’s just gross

-when everyone is comforting bill as he finds georgie’s rain coat, eddie really want to hug bill but he can’t because he doesn’t want to get anyone else dirty

-eddies watch beeps as his hand is being cut

-ben is the last to leave bev and bill alone because he doesn’t want them to be alone

-bev holds her key as she walks away from bill (MEANING?????)

-bev has her eyes open when bill kisses her and bill has his eyes open when bev kisses him

thank you for reading!!

please add more if you notice anything i didn’t mention

[shit-posting-pennywise]

oldie but a goodie

[shartfinz]

I said it in many words in my Instagram story so I'm just gonna say it in one go here.

The it fandom has no idea how being homeschooled and raised on a farm works.

[reddie-kaspzier]

It movies and book: *stanley and eddie die*

The writers in the fandom:

[softkaebedo]

Me: aw i love that everyone survived the second fight with pennywise, and stanley joined them.

Anyone: but-

Me:

[bleep-bleep-richie]

It canon: mike is homeschooled

Me writing fanfiction:

[northumber9]

Finally getting back into digital art. First up: The Loser’s Club! I’m not normally a huge fan of horror movies but the relationship between these kids sold it for me. Drawn with pencil then scanned and edited in photoshop. I’m still playing around with backgrounds and textures but for now, here’s version 1!

[ourladyphantom]

IT: *starts with the scene about mike having to kill that lamb*

me: oh my god is mike going to be our main character? this makes so much more sense since the old version had him writing all their adventures down. oh this is such a smart decision for the character and itll offer a cool perspective this is so much better than the old one

IT: *gives all of mikes important contributions to ben*

IT: *doesnt introduce mike to the group for forever*

IT: *excludes mike from the finale because of henry bowers*

me: ... oh.

[incorrect-losers]

Eddie: Man, I hate her

Mike: Me too

Eddie: …You have no idea who I’m talking about

Mike: Solidarity, Ed

[it2017]

mike hanlon kills me hes just so happy to be included in a friend group for once and he’s been so so lonely since he was a child and then his friends are gone and he waits for them bc he loves them so deeply bc he’s never had friends like that before HE WAITS FOR 27 YEARS. AND HE’S SOOOOO SOULCRUSHINGLY LONELY . And he’s so me being homeschooled for 6years an d not having a real friend group until this year but being willing to kill for them any way. he literally has a quote in the book that's like "I don't know you well enough to love you but i love you anyway"(to the rest of the losers) ARE YOU HEARING THIS SHIT

[yes-dillman-yes]

The Losers Club as Shane Dawson Quotes

Billy Boy: “Let me know when you’re done being a boring ass bitch.”

Stan The Man: “I haven’t felt anything in years.”

Homeschooled: “Don’t kill yourself. Kill the part of you that you don’t like.”

Ben Haystack: “That’s what she said. No seriously, she just said that.”

Bev The Bean: “Let’s all embrace our fuck-upness and we take over the world!..then fuck it up.”

Trashmouth Tozier: “If you can’t laugh at yourself, then what the fuck is the point of living?”

Eddie Spaghetti: “I tried to stand up, but girl, I was so tired I had to sit back down.”

Original @yes-dillman-yes

[reddieao3feed]

oh l’amour (what’s a boy in love supposed to do?)

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/howlD3P

by yoitsjuli

Something in that moment shifted for him, because now all he could think was, I wish you would kiss me.

It wasn’t even really the fact that he was gay that sent him into a full on crisis, it was the fact that it was Richie of all people.

You just had to go and get a crush on your best friend, huh? Nice going, dumbass. Richie, who was loud and obnoxious, who teased him non-stop, who made inappropriate jokes about fucking his mother, who ruffled his hair and kissed his cheek just to annoy him, who called him Eddie Spaghetti.

He fucking liked Richie Tozier.

This was dangerous. Richie was his best friend, and you weren’t supposed to get feelings for your best friend, especially if you’re both boys.

So no one could find out. This was a secret that would live and die with him, even if it meant being slowly eaten away until he withered down to bones.

That was, until Bill and Bev started dating.

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or in which Richie tries to send hints to Eddie, chasing him, while Eddie runs away, convinced there’s no way Richie could like him back. Naturally, this results in an excruciating amount of pining between two best friends who are both too afraid to mess it up.

Words: 1186, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT (1990)

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/M, M/M

Characters: Eddie Kaspbrak, Richie Tozier, Bill Denbrough, Beverly Marsh, Mike Hanlon, Stanley Uris, Ben Hanscom

Relationships: Eddie Kaspbrak/Richie Tozier, Bill Denbrough/Beverly Marsh

Additional Tags: Friends to Lovers, Best Friends to Lovers, Slow Burn, Pining, Mutual Pining, Teenage Losers Club (IT), Gay Eddie Kaspbrak, Gay Richie Tozier, Minor Bill Denbrough/Beverly Marsh, Richie Tozier Loves Eddie Kaspbrak, Eddie Kaspbrak Loves Richie Tozier, Other Ships Not Mentioned in Tags, The Losers Club Are Good Friends (IT), Mike Hanlon Isn't Homeschooled, Alternate Universe - Pennywise is Defeated in the First Battle (IT), Bisexual Beverly Marsh, Bisexual Bill Denbrough, Pansexual Mike Hanlon, Gay Stanley Uris, Token Straight Ben Hanscom

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/howlD3P

[tozierkasqbrak]

Letters from the Heart

There comes a time when no one knows what the hell you’re talking about anymore and you sound like you’re just rambling nonsense. That time comes just in time from Richie when he’s rambling to Stan about some new show he started watching and how “this is the coolest fuckin’ show ever, Uris! You need to watch it, I’ll let you come by and we could talk about it and watch it together!” while Beverly and Eddie sit around gossiping about Bill’s new haircut and how Stan isn’t even paying attention to Richie but the soft sway of the bangs of the other boy. There always seems to be a time and place for everything.

Right after school, the gang splits, Stan to the synagogue, Mike and Ben to the library, Bill and Beverly to the arcade, and Richie and Eddie to the latter’s house. Eddie makes an indignant noise as Richie barrels through the door, waking his mother from her nap. “Sorry mother, he didn’t mean to wake you-Richie shut up for just a second-I promise we’ll be quiet. We have a project to do, so I promise he’ll be gone by dinner.”

“Remember that you need to take your medicine before you leave, alright sweetie?” Her voice is dripping with poison, Eddie gulps as she waves a few fingers at him. “Behave, and I expect that Tozier out of the house before seven. Don’t want his drunk mother coming over here to yell, you know how much I hate the smell of unwashed whore.” Richie makes a loud scoff in defiance, pushing past a silently pleading Eddie.

“What did you say about my mother?!” he roars, fists clenched at his sides. He was not about to punch this woman, oh no. He was saving it for when he and Eddie were alone upstairs and to punch a hole in the wall, make a scene in the sanctity of the other’s room where he can yell and let everything out in confidence.

“You heard me, Tozier.” Sonja stands up now, almost towering over Richie. “I hate the stench of an unwashed, drunken whore.” She smirks smugly, watching Richie’s face twist in confusion and then it drops.

Richie starts crying. First the small hiccups, his shoulders shaking slightly and Sonja can see the tears gather and well in his eyes behind his glasses. Then he starts sobbing, his whole body quivering and his hands unfurl to place themselves over his face. Then the noise starts. His sobbing turns to wailing, head thrown back as he runs past her, past Eddie and out the door. His bag lays at Eddie’s feet, zipper half undone and papers sticking out at all angles. His wails are heard until he stops, sniffling when he reaches the end of the street. Eddie hisses a scathing remark at his mother, grabs their bags and takes off out the door, not bothering to slam the door behind him. “Richie? Richie! Come on, you know she doesn’t like you, why are you letting it get to you like this?” The sniffling in the alley next to him tips him off and he turns, seeing Richie hiding behind an old crate that once held cheeses and a few bags of garbage. “Ah, Trashmouth speaking with his peers. C’mon, get up. We’ll go to the library, maybe find the others and hang with them-”

“No. I wanted to be alone with you and I let your mom get between that because I had to be loud...” Eddie hugs Richie tight, pulling him up. “I wanted to kiss you in your room because I know that you would feel safe and calm in an environment you know that has been cleaned recently instead of somewhere like the Quarry, or the Barrens or even the library-”

“Just shut up, will you?” Eddie says softly, capturing Richie’s lips in a soft kiss. “You could’ve just asked, but you wanted it to be special. How precious.” Richie’s tear streaked face breaks out in a smile, peppering Eddie’s face with kisses as the other giggles, a bright noise filling the shade covered alley. “Stop, it tickles!” A roar of an engine stops the happy mood, Richie covering Eddie’s mouth as they hear a car slowly approach the alley.

“Listen, the fags are as good as dead when we see them.” Oh no, Patrick.

If evil could be reincarnated into a human being to terrorize small children and make teenagers piss their pants like babies, it was Patrick Hockstetter. He was known to make anyone and everyone in Derry fear him, and he knew the perfect way to do it. Richie crawls back further into the trash, pulling Eddie along as the other silently protested. They collide, Eddie’s head crashing into Richie’s sternum and the latter groans, the former throwing a trash bag over them and a cat skitters out from behind them.

“Damn cats... Now where did those two little pansies go?” Eddie makes an indignant noise, Patrick twisting around in excitement. “Did the little fags hide in the trash?”

“Now!” Richie shouts, throwing a trash bag right at Patrick. “Run, Eddie, RUN!” They make a break for it, yelling and tearing down the sidewalk, not caring if they ran into people, they just wanted to get away from Patrick and his goonies. A chuckle is heard form the sewers, persuading a small child walking alone to follow him with the promise “You’ll float too, just like a balloon...”

The two don’t stop until they reach the library, shaking and sweating profusely. “Remind me never to challenge you to a race, Eddie Spaghetti...” Richie says softly, panting out every word as Eddie grabs his aspirator and takes a few seconds to calm down, the medicine running its course through his lungs. “You can run, why aren’t you on the track team?”

“Patrick’s on the team and I don’t want my ass beat every day.” He opens the door, hearing a familiar engine rev as he opens it and runs inside, pulling Richie in with him and slams the door. “Go, now! Find Ben and Mike, I’m gonna find a couple books to read while you get help with geography.”

“But I want you to be my tutor, Mister Kaspbrak!” Richie whines, Eddie scoffing and pushes him toward a table. “You’re no fun, Eds...”

“Don’t call me that!” Eddie hisses, hearing a few people call them to a table. “There. Ben and Mike are over there, go to them and ask one of them to help because I can’t do it either.” Richie moves, feet sliding on the carpet as he makes his way to the duo at the table. “Hey...” Richie turns at the last second to see Eddie blow a kiss to him before he walks into the shelves of books to find what he really wanted.

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