#honest to GOD

[jaskierx]

‘oscar nomination for ryan gosling but not for margot robbie or greta gerwig’ satire is dead and so is god

[confusion-est]

yeah I think it's neat (frothing at mouth)

[quillst]

Every time I look at Normal I just see Grant as a teen:

Unable to express emotions? Check.

Crush on a person who (probably in Normal’s case) doesn’t like them back? Check.

Hiding emotions? Check.

Not thinking you’re good enough? Check.

Daddy issues? Check.

Me relating to them too much? Check!

[blushnik]

What's your head canons for everyone's dick sizes. Or even if they have dicks or not.

Thank you for your patience with this ask (the best one I ever got, I salute you, dear anon)

[shaunashoochiebae]

You should totally write about👇

Shauna and Jackie’s first kiss because why not??And this did canonically happen just didn’t make the cut because they want us starved….yes? yes.

Girl Stuff

Word count: 898

Warnings: little smooch, jeff is not a factor

a/n: first time writing for a ship so sorry if it’s not exactly what you were hoping for!!!

Shauna was sitting in Jackie’s living room, anxiously fiddling with her thumbs. She sat on the couch, watching whatever daytime show was on. Jackie came back from the kitchen, a bowl of popcorn in her hand and her signature smile plastered across her face. She sat beside Shauna and put the bowl onto the coffee table in front of them.

Jackie picked up the remote and started switching through the channels. Shauna let out a sigh of somewhat relief, glad Jackie had finally turned off that crap. “So,” Jackie started, “my dad bought Clueless on DVD, you wanna watch that?” She grabbed a few pieces of popcorn and started eating. Shauna shrugged, “I dunno, I saw that in the theatre when it came out. I literally saw it with you.” Jackie got up as she munched the popcorn, making her way over to the TV and the rack of DVDS next to it, “And? Did you not like it or something?” She scanned through the DVDS and eventually found the correct one. “Well, no, I did like it. I just,” she groaned, “I don’t see the point in watching something if you’ve already seen it, that’s all.” Jackie took out the DVD from the rack and opened it, “Well, we’re watching it whether you like it or not, Shipman.” She took out the disc and put it into the player.

She walked back over to the couch and grabbed the remote, pressed the play button and the movie started. Shauna reached over to the popcorn bowl and sat it on her lap, taking a few pieces into her mouth as she did so. “I don’t get why you like this movie so much,” Shauna began, “Cher literally ends up dating her ex-step brother. It’s so weird.” Jackie scoffs and glances at her, “Oh, yeah? Who else is she supposed to date? Josh is literally perfect for her, they’re cute together.” Shauna shrugs and mumbles, “Well, if I was the writer, I sure as hell wouldn’t make her date a dude like him. Or any dude.”

Jackie gives her a look as she grabs some popcorn, “Right, right. But, the whole movie is based on dating. It’s a romance, Shauna. If she’s not dating a guy she’s not dating anyone.” “Not necessarily,” the brown eyed girl chimed in. “What are you saying, Shipman?” Jackie asked carefully. Shauna sighed and looked at her, “I’m just saying, she could’ve dated D, or Tai. If this was an ‘all girls school’ situation she’d be dating one of them. I know these things.” “Mhm, and how exactly would you know these things?” Jackie asked her with a chuckle. Shauna answered simply, “I’ve seen enough movies.” Jackie scoffed and turned fully to face her, “You’re such a liar! So it’s totally not because you see yourself in Cher? Because you totally don’t wanna date one of your friends?” Jackie teased as she poked Shauna in the shoulder. “No, Jackie!” Shauna giggled out. “C’mon, you can tell me. You’re the best friend I’ve ever had,” Jackie pryed, looking at her expectantly.

“It’s not like she likes me back anyway, so it doesn’t matter,” Shauna quickly dismissed her. “You don’t know that. If you tried to get her wearing that boob dress I’m sure I’d have to clear my calendar for your wedding,” Jackie smiled at her supportively.

Shauna sighed heavily, her heartbeat quickly rising. “It’s you, Jackie. I like.. you.” She immediately looked away and back at the TV screen, now playing Cher’s breakfast scene. Jackie’s smile dropped and she gave a small nod, “Oh,” was all she said. “I’m sorry, Jackie. Uh, I think I’m gonna go,” She stated as she quickly stood up from the couch. “Thanks for having me over, I won’t call you, if that’s what you want,” she rambled on, picking up her belongings. Jackie stood up after her and grabbed her arm as she started walking away, “Shauna, c’mon. Don’t go.”

Shauna twisted around to meet her face again, “What?” In that second Jackie took her chance and stepped closer to her, forcing their lips to meet. Shauna’s eyes widened in shock, but she felt relieved, really. Jackie moved her hands to cup Shauna’s cheeks, deepening the kiss. Out of instinct, Shauna dropped her things and wrapped her arms around her waist, pulling her impossibly closer.

The girls pulled away from each other, breathing heavy, cheeks flushed. They stared at each other for a moment before Shauna smiled at Jackie. “Sorry, that was kinda embarrassing,” Jackie chuckled out. “No, it’s.. fine,” Shauna responded, unsure what to say. Their loving gaze was broken by the sound of keys jingling. “Shit, that’s my mom.” Jackie said, sounding panicked. “Just, sit down and watch the movie, cool?” Shauna shook her head, “It’s not like we weren’t cool before,” she answered, sitting back down on the couch. Jackie gave her a look, “I mean as if we weren’t eating each others faces just then.” Shauna chuckled, “Barely eating.”

Jackie sat next to her once again, taking the popcorn that was placed onto the coffee table in Shauna’s panicked state. Jackie’s mom walks into the living room, smile on her face. “Hi, girls,” she says to the pair. “Hi, Mrs. Taylor,” Shauna replies. “You two get up to anything? I see you’re watching Clueless.” Jackie calls out to her mom, “Nothing much. Just girl stuff.”

[roses--and--rue]

Birthday girl: The beautiful, beautiful Edwige Fenech

[cookingwithroxy]

Okay, after yesterday I have a fucking poll for people.

A person offers you two pills.

Yellow pill, you take it, nothing happens to you.

Purple pill, you take it, and YOU DIE, unless at least 50% of all the other people ALSO take the purple pill.

[elizabugz]

[hiraeth-nostalgic]

hi also if you think weak hero 1 doesn't have gay tension you're wrong and i will write an essay to prove my point with screenshots and everything. I could even format it MLA style if you want

[shutupineedtothink]

Okay DW 60th, we got David Tennant back, excellent, Catherine Tate, excellent, Rose references, cute, fantastic, great, Kate Stewart continuing to be the longest running New Who side character, brilliant.

But for real, for real for real, if you’re going to bring back David Tennant “14” back, you find a way to throw Captain Jack in there otherwise what actually is the point. I need them to make fun of how old each other looks and probably kiss obscenely, in front of Donna, who should look absolutely accosted.

[angelcactus]

Angel: if you wear cowboy clothes are you ranch dressing?

Sam: how did you out dad joke me?

[recent-rose]

kanda and allen being the progenitor ship of all the black hair/white hair combos truly sends

[jcs-singular-slut-strand]

Jiang Cheng antis just need to listen to the Mitski album Laurel Hell whilst thinking of him and get over themselves

[austeenbootler]

Sneak peek of:

My Librarian

Usually there was no food or drink allowed, to not mess up the books of course. but when the finals started getting tough i.e and fifteen page paper marge would let him sneak in his double shot coffee with the stern “you better clean up mr. cleven.” and he always nodded with a smile and a thanks.

gale was adamant that she and this little library spot were the reason he passed all his classes and of course before he went back home for the summer he told her that. and he smiled widely at her soft laugh. “that was all you and that brain of yours mr. cleven.”

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kinda love old lady marge and lil english major buck.

anyways

peace love and happiness 🩵

[nikki-tine]

Btw I see the tag comments when y’all reblog my stuff and it makes my day to see em ;w; thank you, I really appreciate that you guys like my art this much,,,

[marcella-delaney]

To believe in God as love means to believe that in pure personal relationship we encounter, not merely what ought to be, but what is, the deepest, veriest truth about the structure of reality.

John A. T. Robinson, Honest to God, pg. 49