if Sigma worked at the ADA dazai would call him pet names relentlessly, doesn't matter when, where, or who's listening:
"Hey pretty bird~ could you..."
"Oh, birdy can handle that, can't you, birdy?"
"Me and pretty boy are gonna go check out the crime scene,"
"Come on sweetheart, please, pretty please do my paperwork?"
"Morning darling~"
"Who decided to put their hands on our little bird," (no one touches Sigma. the entire ADA agree's on that one)
"Want to join the rest of us for lunch angel?"
"Good job, love,"
"Go get'em princess~"
"Hey hun could you help me with this report?"
"Come on beautiful, can't be late to that meeting or Kunikida's gonna have both of our heads,"
he doesn't stop, ever, and it starts spreading to the rest of the office.
Yosano will jokingly use the pet names when they're off the job or making fun of Dazai, but honestly takes to using them at work as well after a while, they're really pretty when they blush, wat can she say? (transfem!Sigma x Yosano yuri.... I think maybe)
Kunikida, after months of yelling at Dazai for being unprofessional and Sigma telling him "it's fine, really, it... it's not that much of a bother", will deadpan the pet name's with a very tired "I can't believe this is what my work like has come too" tone, esepcially cause Dazai will only refer to Sigma as said pet names in his reports (which Sigma and Kunikida always revise) and in the office groupchat/email chain.
Ranpo uses them in the gc.
Fukuzawa is tired of getting the reports from Dazai where a birdy is missed by Kunikida and Sigma's tireless revisions.
everyone else knows exactly who's being referred to when they hear those pet names, even if they don't use them themselves, just like Sigma pretends to not like it, but responds every time he hears one of his many titles.
they become his monikers in the field. Dazai is elated.
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hi i:m spiritually offering u a baby finch as an offering
Can i get one yesod analysis to go pls
ON IT BOSS !!!! o7
honestly yesod has grown on me IMMENSELY since i first ran through the game. its hard to explain but Thats Yesod My Friend Yesod. If Anyones Mean To Him Im Attacking With Teeth. hes like a small animals, to me. one that will probably nip at you but you love him anyway.
it took me a few runs through to finally click about his storyline in lc but MAN. Man...... i do adore the way that they weaved together his thought processes with prior events (specifically how malkuth's meltdown happens directly before his, much the same as elijah's death directly precedes gabriel's spiral.)
its also the simplicity of it, for lack of a better term. it was a quiet line of development from That to his own breakdown, but its also a very Clear one. it matches up perfectly with the narration of "we didn't immediately see the effects, but it must've been that he was always suffering because of it." like yeah, that Would be hard to notice if you didnt pry; yet that rotting Does in fact run deep. its choice of word and presentation was frankly perfect for what it was. it Feels as it Was. its a hard line to nail.
in all though, his character is just very satisfying to watch. seeing past simply "Hes The Mean Strict One" provides an extra element to pretty much Everything he does, and it makes him very very easy to sympathize with. the progression from lc to ruina honestly feels very natural in that way; and hes another one thats very nice to watch make the transition-- because it really does tie his entire presentation together.
it doesnt hold back on his anger towards the situation, nor is it the entirety of how he feels about it. critical, yes, but not to the point of stubbornness; to the point of disregarding everything else. it makes me happy to see him handle things the way he does. he changes, yes, but he still holds true to what makes him who he is; and i couldnt be happier about it.
he ourple :] ilike him. yay <33
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Moana 2 trailer spoilers
"Why didn't you bring the pig last time?" -Maui
I'll tell you why
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Cause the pig was BORING!! The pig is every other Disney princess sidekick that's cute but otherwise forgettable. I cheered internally SO HARD when the chicken came with her instead!
I had a chicken like Hei hei, so this was an amazing addition. An arrow is shot at him, *curiously and comically pecks at it*
What would have the pig done? The boring logical thing of squeal and hide Probably. He's cute, but predictable and dull. Would have added nothing to the trip other than an extra face.
Leave the pig at home, or give it an actual purpose. The chicken was at least comedy relief.
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It's cool that Bluesky is open now but I don't think I can take being desperately lonely on three social media websites LOL
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every so often I talk to my dad about birdwatching bc he gave me his old camera to do bird photography with. and it’s so clear that he doesn’t understand the way I bird watch at all
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