#hope to see that lady again she’s chill asf

[lexyblip]

Long post sorry anyways THIS BOOK

So when I was at the library on Friday this book in the children’s section caught my eye and I thought it looked cute so I looked it up later and found out the author was gay and the main character has two dads and the story features some queer themes so like it was just really heartwarming to see cus when I was a kid I like never got to even see gay families in media at all. And now kids can just read this and like it’s not skipped over in any way, they mention adoption clearly and normally and it’s shown how uncomfortable the antagonist calling his dads “guardians” rather than parents makes the family uncomfortable (it’s also what later drives Charlie to stand up to them later which is a great scene.) with how it undermines his parents well… being parents. It’s probably something the author himself has had to face being a dad which adds another element.

Anyways I wanted to get it but felt self conscious cus it’s a book for 10-12 year olds but I couldn’t resist picking it up in a bookshop after work when also picking up something for my sister for Christmas and I was intending to just say it was a Christmas gift but then the 40 something year old lady at the counter just started GUSHING over the book and how much she loved it and had read it a lot and I was like woaaaaah ok feeling self conscious about this was dumb apparently!!! So then I told her what the queer rep meant to me and she was genuinely touched and said she was really happy for me. She was amazing love her. But yeah seriously it was a lovely moment and after reading it I feel free of any dumb worries over it being a kids book cus whatever it’s good but also not to be mushy but omg the self hating anxious still unsure if a gay or lesbian couple could even be good parents teenage me needed this silly little Welsh gay fantasy book. It’s just such a glow of optimism and it’s really made my day hhhhhh

Anyways yeah that’s my ramble read this book if you want I guess it’s cute it’s gay it’s got a fox that catches fire what more could you want?? Also don’t feel self conscious about what you love just love it as long as you aren’t hurting yourself or others just enjoy yourself :) they kind of thing yeah

[fertilize-my-eggs]

Virgin incel looking for love 💕

Tomura shigaraki x chubby fem reader noncon smut

A/N: this fanfic is to celebrate 800 followers on tumblr, thank you everyone who supports and loves reading dead dove content y'all are the best!! So this one is a bit long and tomura doesn't speak english in this one so he's talking Japanese while reader speaks english (technically since I don't know how to type Japanese 💀) anyway I hope y'all enjoy this one😉💕 ( this was taking too long so I'm sorry if it's bad and I was super tired asf. ) DNI: minors and antis you have been warned 18+ blog.

Warnings: sex trafficking + smut with no plot + dead dove do not eat!! + noncon + black market + creampie + unsafe sex + dry humping.

You were at a bar drinking your sorrows away as you got dumped by your partner, you sigh softly as you get up.

You could barely walk as you walked out of the building. Your head is spinning and your mind is filled with emotions and thoughts.

You were walking on a cold chilly night as you're heading home.

" Hey sweetie, come here. "You turn your head to see an older woman as she's waving her hand towards you in a dark alleyway.

You didn't think much, it's a sweet old lady after all.

You follow her as you watch her from behind as you continue your clumsy walk. Suddenly you feel someone come up behind you, quickly using a wet rag on your mouth.

You didn't have time to process this as you feel heavy and sleepy as you watch the old woman turn around and give you a devilish smirk.

You're blinking fast and groaning out in pain.

Your head is hurting as you try to rub your head only to realize you're unable to move.

Panic set in as you look down to see chains, you're breathing heavily.

" WHERE AM I?!??? " you scream out as you begin to cry out. A man comes in and speaks to you but it's a different language, you don't understand what he is saying.

You're shaking up as you keep screaming for help, the man has a syringe in his hand as he moves it to your thigh, penetrating your skin.

Your salty tears flow down as you try to move, your eyelids getting heavy by the second soon you're losing consciousness again.

You're waking up again to see you're in a different cage, you were in a very revealing elegant white silky lingerie. Expensive jewelry covered your body nicely showing off your goods.

The position you're in is vulgar, your legs are spread out, your crotch barely covers as you whimper.

You were looking around to see the place look to be a fancy underground hideout.

You watch different people in nicely fit outfits as you hear them speak in a language that you don't understand.

There were other people in cages as well, different ones with their height, body size and ethnicity.

As your eyes move along but stop in their tracks as you're staring back at a man that looks very out of place, his outfit was fully black, the hood over his head. 

The light pale blue shaggy hair covers his face but you can see his striking crimson eyes stare back at you in the crowd of people looking at your cage.

You felt a chill running down your spine as you were holding your breath.

The blue haired man smirks at you as you're hoping someone will help you from this situation.

You watch the stranger as he waves another man over as they begin to have a conversation. You watch them and their hand suggestions, judging this you're assuming the man is gonna buy you off.

The man's eyes wided with joy as the hoodie man gave him a stack of cash, nodding in your direction.

You're breathing heavily… no no please no, I don't want this… I don't wanna be here. You need to leave and escape this hell hole.

You're shaking up as the man come to your cage, start to unlock it

He's quickly removed the chain and has you standing up roughly but put new cuffs on your hands.

You were pushed up to your new owner who has the biggest smirk on his face.

It was unsettling having this strange man carass you, you felt him grope your thighs and chest area inappropriately in front of others but no one stopped this behavior or did something to help you out.

The hoodie man dragged you out of the place as you pushed out of the exit and were greeted in the back alley.

He keeps pushing you up against a wall as he begins grinding behind you, you hear his whiny groans as he begins to nip at your earlobe. Hearing his hot breath near you makes you squirm in fear.

" please… stop.. I don't want this. " You whimper at his assault, the man clearly has no clue what you're saying but he can tell you're uncomfortable by this situation.

You turn your head to see him quickly remove his pants but not fully off, his pants are around his knees, your eyes wide as you stare at his cock. You never seen a dick in person the reason why your partner dumped you was because you always make excuses and never went further but in reality you were scared and you were a virgin, that why you didn't take the next step but you gasp out loud as he shoves his hard on between your thick thighs.

He continues his assault as he roughly thrust his hips fast and harder from behind. You sob softly as you try to remove the cuffs but it's no use. Where are the damn keys you thought, you could try to look for his pocket but it would be way too obvious and you don't know if he has a quirk or not.

You hear him make a high pitched squeak as you look down to see his red tip between your thighs and his thick semen sliding down so lewdly.

He sighs heavily as he begins to remove himself.

You heard him say something but it's still difficult to understand. You turn your head to see his face reveal, you shouldn't have looked back.

He looks a lot scarier without his blue hair covering his face, he was flustered and his breathing calmed down but he started to pull his pants up. 

He grabbed your wrist again as you're seeing a dark misty portal in front of you, you keep struggling and move away but he was a lot stronger than you.

You whine out by his strong grip as you are pushed again into the strange portal.

Blink the tears away as you were greeted by a whole different environment, it looks to be someone's room.

It looks a bit childish since you see some action figures and a desk that has two big moderators. But you don't have time to look at it more.

He puts his fingertips on your cuff as you watch it slowly decay in the process.

You begin to cry more, you should keep on walking and mind your own business… stupid old lady.

His finger started to trace your hand all the way to your breast, you bite your lips from the moans, you didn't realize your chest was so sensitive. He begins to pitch at your nipples, you watch the deadly hands play with it roughly like he was making dough.

His other fingers were away; only his pointer and thumb caressed your perky areolas. you felt his drool land on your shoulder as you felt a shiver run down your spine. He starts pushing you more on the desk.

He removes his hand away, you turn to watch him decay both yours and his own clothes.

He leaned in to whisper." Tomura.. " you think that was his name, so you repeat the same word as he groans out, grinding his manhood from your behind.

" shigaraki.." he continues to bite your ear softly as you repeat the words back, he nods his head as he begins to cuddle with you.

You feel strange, you never understand him nor his language but you had to guess it.

You say your name to him why maybe he will understand what you are saying.

He started to purr at you and said your name back in his language.

It's going to be hard to communicate. You felt his hand on your neck as he grabbed his thick cock to your entrance as he began to tease you.

You grip the edge of the desk as he pushes inch by inch inside of you.

You whimper out, feeling your hymen break once he shoves more of his cock inside.

The feeling was uncomfortable, the stretch felt overwhelming as you keep struggling with his size.

" please stop… i-it hurts.." you tried to push his hips away but tomura quickly grabs both of your hands as he puts it behind your back.

He ignores your pleas as he starts off slow and shallow deep thrust as he starts to bite your shoulder area to stop the cries but it's getting possible.

Tomura let out the most pathetic whines and whimpers, you never thought you would hear a man make those types of noises.

The heavy balls slapping your outer lips as he begins to get faster and harder.

It's hard to get comfortable when this man is lying on top of you, you can't breathe.

Your eyes rolled back to the heavens as you began to drool onto the desk, you can already feel yourself dripping down your thighs.

The slapping increases, getting more volume, you start to notice that you're reaching your high. You don't want this to stop but your mind is screaming at you to escape… you on other hand don't mind getting dick down by this strange man.

Your brain couldn't think straight as you start to chant his name, turning to mush by his powerful thrust, he starts to play with your hair and whisper other things that you still don't understand.

You hear him chant your name as you hear the familiar squeak from him, the throbbing cock inside of you, begins to release thick white cum covering your walls.

You cry out his name, squirting in the process. Milking him for his worth and you start to feel shame all over, you know that this man didn't wear protection, making it a high risk of getting pregnant.

You didn't want this and hoping you don't get pregnant too soon. Shigaraki kisses your neck as he begins to remove you from the desk and towards the small dirty bed.

You were pushed again as you start to realize he didn't pull out of you, his cock is still inside.

You cry out as he pushes your back down, he roughly grabs hold of your hips. You hear the loud skin slapping skin echo in the room as tomura growls and acts like an animal.. Feral animalistic instincts cloud his mind as he thrusts your abuse hole, you feel his tip hitting your cervix.

The fingertips dance on the skin of your thighs to your belly, he begins to caress it lovely. His hand gripping your chubby waist as he dragged you towards his heavy thrust.

You can't tell how many times you orgasm but you started to babbling and mewling at this.

The sheets are already ruined and you feel the wetness sliding down your thighs, you throw your body backwards meeting his hips. Tomura grabbed your hair putting you into a lewd arch position, the tears sliding down your cheek from the overstimulation.  

He leans in to lick the tears away as he growls out.

His thrust becomes more sloppy and you can tell he reached his end but his pace wasn't slowing down any time sooner.

You start to see blackness around your eyes as you start to lose consciousness as you try to blink again to keep awake.

He finally slammed into you one more time to shoot more of his own semen into your walls.

You collapse breathing heavily as he keeps grinding his narrow hips on top of you, he lay down but didn't remove himself.

You can feel his arms wrapped around your waist as he pulls you close, you feel his cock soft a bit but it still didn't slide out of you, you sigh softly.

The throbbing feeling begins to hurt and sore between your legs. 

Your heavy eyelid falls close as you start to feel sleepy and take hold of you.

Hearing soft snoring and humming relaxes you a bit but you're not escaping anytime soon when he's madly in love with you and wants you to have his first child and life together.

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some ep. 7 thoughts

I love all the boys so much those beginning montage thingies made me cry (i cried alot this ep prepare yourselves)

Sunghoon’s montage on how he was a shy kid so his mom got him into figure skating was so bittersweet and istg if you make this boy go back to being a skater (which he obviously does not want to do) i will burn mnet to the ground.

Jungwon and his grandma.

Thank god Geonu’s back oh my fkn god.

Seon. That’s it. Seon (I’m so so sorry baby)

That final 3 thing in the end of the top 12 announcements was cruel and gave me false hope

Ni-ki is the cutest little bean on the planet and i love him endlessly -did you see him jumping around and shit? I adore him.

speaking of ni-ki - the 2-ki hug. I cried.

Also the Geonsung hug. I cried.

the surprise visit from the produce 101 lady was so cool i love her (even tho she scary asf)

speaking of, the whole dance battle was a good time it was chill i had fun

this amount of extra luxury for the top 3 room is unnecessary and kinda overkill, especially consider Bang PD keeps saying his goal is to create a TEAM, like this just looks like it’s planted there to make them hate each other and i am NOT happy

Sunoo, baby, i love you

But i do kinda get where K comes from, like, if I was in his position i’d probably feel the same.

speaking of, Mnet is already evil editing K again and I am NOT, i repear, NOT, okay with it

mnet fucked us with bts - we really thought we’d get interactions huh🤡

having said that j-hope’s fit is still fkn fire

and the little advice section was really cute i enjoyed that

also vmin in the dance room was a moment

now the test - i don’t understand why they’re being split up into teams but like sure ig we’ll see what happens

STOP. EVIL. EDITING. K.

can they maybe start performing stuff that isn’t bts?? Like i love bts dont get me wrong but like, bighit has txt and seventeen and shit now like use them and their superb fkn discographies

If the producers eliminate one of my faves (u guys no who they are at this point) im going to fkn throw hands.

where is i-land behind??? I rely on those for my weekly seratonin.

STOP EVIL EDITING K!

[utopianvoices]

Stray Kids reaction to their s/o asking them to help babysit their younger family member (like a younger cousin or nephew)? Thank you!!

↭ a/n: I DIED WRITING THIS askdjfhlksaj thank youuuuuuu for requesting!! i hope you like it :D also it’s not proof read asdlfkj sorrY

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woojin

you would’ve called him to help babysit your younger sister because you had some important work to attend to and your parents were not in

and this soft bear would’ve agree without thinking twice

because he loved you that much uwu

but when he reaches he’s in a slight mess because,,,,,, he has never done it before

he’s the youngest in his family and also taking care of the other 7 members doesn’t really count as babysitting

but surprisingly does a really good job

he’ll entertain her to the best of his abilities

tea parties? hell yes

he’ll play along with everything she does, as long as it made her happy

lowkey influences her so much that she keeps asking for chicken when you come back

and then the dreaded time comes,,,,,,,

sleeping time

he’ll have a bit of a trouble at the start because he has zero (0) clue what he was supposed to do

but finally just decided on singing her to sleep

while holding onto her tiny hands

and would you look at that,,,,, she fell right asleep to his angelic voice

and he just breathes a sigh of relief because it went way better than he expected and he deleted the list of things that could have possibly went wrong from his brain

8/10 wouldn’t mind doing it again

chan

certified dad

will have no problem at all

by the end of the day he probably took care of your sister way better than you ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ sorrynotsorry

he has two younger siblings and one of them is a girl so he wouldn’t have much trouble

literally transforms into a kid when with your sister

and it wouldn’t be the first time he’s meeting her too

so it’ll just be a really comfortable exchange

will probably bring his computer there to work on his music

and she’ll be so intrigued by what he’s doing that half the time passes with her sitting in his lap while he works

it’s really the cutest sight

will probably buy her ice cream and then regret it because ice cream has sugar and it’s going to make her a hyper kid

that’s when he goes for drastic measures,,,,,,

tickle fights

it’s a proven way to tire out kids to get them to sleep :>

but when he tries to tuck her in bed and leave, she will whine and grab onto his shirt, at the verge of tears

reminding him of you when he needs to leave and you don’t let him

and after many failed attempts, he’s going to carry her to the living room, and let her sleep on his chest

which will lead to him not being able to do anything

causing him to eventually fall asleep with your little sister clinging to him

and when you come home you almost uwu out loud becaUSE HOW CUTE WILL THAT SIGHT BE

im crying while writing this and nobody can console me because it’s too fricking cute ;-;

minho (lee know)

THIS BOI

will charm your sister

no doubts

the moment he walks in through the doors and smiles at her your BABY sister is whipped

in the cutest way possible

he doesn’t have to do anything tbvh

she’s going to make him sit down and proudly show him her collection of toys, her tea party set, maybe some cute dresses

and get this

he’ll ask her to model for him wearing those cute ass dresses and he acts like paparazzi, taking photos of her to show you and the other boys

will be so well behaved that minho messages you saying “wow your sister is such an angel she hasn’t thrown a tantrum once and she’s really tidy too!”

and you’re like,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, wut

this baby devil was pretending to be nice in front of your boyfriend

but i mean,,,, who wouldn’t be whipped for minho

will go around saying that he’s her boyfriend and minho wouldn’t mind one bit because she was fricking adorable

he’ll call you and tell you that he’s breaking up with you because your sister was waaaay cuter

and you hear your sister giggling on the other side of the phone and you roll your eyes, chuckling softly because it wasn’t surprising  

because minhoe is a ladies killer everybody

doesn’t matter the age

only phacts

changbin

dark changbin who

i only know aegyo king

will probably be awkward with her when he first arrives

and you really want to stay and help but you gotta rush

so he’s left alone with this baby who’s surprisingly smaller than him

im kidding he’s a tol changbean

they just stare at each other for a while,,,,,,, before she starts crying

and he freaks and he’s just like “omg i’ve failed y/n already she’s going to hate me now i can’t even handle a small girl”

and he’ll have to calm himself and check the list you had given him and will realise that she’s crying because she was just hungry

so he goes to the kitchen and spots a packed box labelled “food for y/s/n”

and thus the ordeal of feeding a kid starts

he’ll have to place a thrashing baby into the high chair and put her bib on

and once that’s done he’ll feed her,,,,,,, will probably start doing the aeroplane

and makes baby noises at her (baby changbin)

99.9% THE TYPE TO TRY AEGYO ON HER AND ASK HER TO EAT

and it works, because research proves that babies can communicate easily

will jump for joy when it’s time for her to sleep

not that he hated it, but it was definitely more tiring than expected

will pat her to sleep and quietly leave the room, recalling the events that happened today because he just seems like a really reflective bub

he’ll probably think of parenthood at this point of time and realise how difficult it is, making a mental note to thank his family for their patience and care

hyunjin

another one who would be clueless asf at first

but he’ll put things together in the end

by comparing your baby sister to,,,,,, kkami

10/10 would happen

he’ll go like “okay hyunjin, this isn’t any different from taking care of kkami when he was a baby,,, they’re both babies amirite”

babysitting doesn’t work that way hyunjin

if your sister was the type to be really chill

even as a baby

not needing much taking care of

he’s gonna read to her,,,,,, definitely

he’ll ask her to show him her collection of books and he’ll choose a few from the stack and read her the stories with her on his lap

with animated hand actions and voice changes when necessary

they’ll just bond by reading books after books,,,,,, will probably get carried away and end up finishing the whole stack of books she brought out instead of the planned 3

but if she was gonna be the type that needed to be really entertained, he’ll rap, dance, roll around etc.

basically anything that will amuse her because he really doesn’t want her to start crying because kkami never cried and he had no idea how to deal with the situation if she started crying

but it’ll all be pretty smooth sailing

will tuck her in bed 10 minutes before her bedtime just in case

and will literally wipe sweat off his face as she falls asleep

jisung (han)

okay this boy

i see it going both ways

either he messes up or does fantastically

there’s no in between

so in the case that he messes up, it’ll probably because he scared her too much with his enthusiasm

like it’s understandable how bright this sun can be

and young kids won’t be able to handle all that shine

so yes she’ll probably get scared and start crying and never want to go near him again

but in the case that it goes amazing

which will most probably be what happens

he will spoil her with hugs, kisses and whatever a baby loves

will definitely ignore your words by bringing her ice cream and chocolate and a bag full of sweets

which they both finish

and will be running around the house because of sugar overdrive

honestly you don’t know who’s babysitting who anymore

it’s just two out of control kids running around and thrashing the place

but all that activity is gonna tire the both of them so you sister will start opening her hands to him, signalling him to carry her to bed

and he’ll do so, swooping her up and tucking her in bed, peppering her face with kisses causing her to giggle softly

and she’ll be out in a second because damn,,,,,, hanging out with the brightest star can be tiring

and he’ll be exhausted too but he needs to hurry and clean the mess they made before you come home and find out what really went down in the name of “babysitting”

felix

i see felix as someone who wouldn’t have too much of a problem

because he has two sisters and one of them is younger than him

and boys are generally protective of their younger sisters so he would take care of your younger sister the same way

he would’ve probably already met your sister before

so when he walks through the doors and she sees him, she’s going to run to him and jump into his arms completely ignoring you when you were leaving

he’ll have absolutely no problem because he knows what she likes and dislikes and will be so accommodating

will probably switch on some cartoons and when “felix the cat” comes on, she’ll get so excited pointing back and forth to him and to the screen and screaming “felix”

and he’ll just nod along enthusiastically at whatever she does

also will purposely leave his freckles out in the open in all its glory

because if there’s one thing that you and your sister have in common

it’s the love for his freckles

will have 0 complains when she grabs her washable ((he checked)) marker and connects his freckles one by one

scrunching her face in concentration which makes his heart melt into goo

he’ll tell her how pretty it was, although he almost got a heart attack when he saw his face in the mirror, with all the lines covering his face

also another one who will sing your sister to sleep

because his deepass voice transforms into something entirely different when he’s singing

will only leave to wash his face after he’s a hundred percent sure that she’s asleep

and will still take some pictures of his face to share with you before washing it off

seungmin

dinOSAUR COMING THROUGH

it’s surprising how i think the maknae line will handle your sister better than the hyung line

this boy will also have no problem with your sister

but unlike the other boys, he’ll probably be more prepared

bringing a few of his own gifts for her

like a new toy

or maybe some playdough

omg playdough

these two will have so much fun playing with the playdough

will literally just spend hours making different animals and objects with your sister

and every time she makes an animal, he’s going to imitate the sound of the animal

so when she attempts to make a dinosaur, he will just bring out his extremely nasal voice, trying to imitate a dinosaur and make her laugh

and it works all the time

but also unlike the other boys, i think he’ll be pretty strict

in the sense that

he won’t allow her to have too many sweets, although he has to muster all his self control to not fall for her large doe eyes

if she gets toooo pouty, he’s going to sit her down and softly explain to her how the sweets are bad for her if she eats too much

and will playfully tell her that she’ll have no more teeth if she eats too much

and she’ll just gasp adorably and tell him that she’ll never eat sweets again

after which she proceeds to ask him for a sweet,,,,, and he’ll just shake his head and tell her firmly that he’ll give her one if she goes to sleep right after

and that’s how seungmin makes things work, ladies and gentlemen

father material af

jeongin (i.n)

a baby babysitting another baby in this economy?? more likely than you think

but in all honesty, even if he was your boyfriend, you will hardly ever ask him to help babysit

you’ll always ask other members

not that you didn’t trust him,,,,, you just didn’t want to fluster him too much because he is the youngest after all

but don’t forget that he has a brother who is quite a few years younger than him

so he’ll be just fine

the first time you ask him to babysit, you were pretty worried, texting him to check every hour or so

until he gets fed up and just facetimes you if you’re free

and just goes “stop messaging me y/n!! you’re spoiling our fun bonding time” and he proceeds to show what he and you sister were doing

which was colouring and doing those connect-the-dots drawings

but he’s not just watching your sister,,, oh no

he has his own activity sheet and they just work in silence, concentrating like their lives depended on it

and you just hang up, shaking your head

because what else did you expect from two kids

he’ll keep your sister so occupied by doing so many activites,,,,,, drawing, colouring, singing trot, dancing around, playing tag

you name it and they’ll do it

that he and her just collapse in the middle of the living room

and you come home to find one actual baby and one overgrown baby sprawled across the living room, their soft snores filling up the house

but the place is clean, almost as if jeongin made sure to clean everything before he fell asleep next to your sister :’)

∞ end ∞

[taeboos]

baby daddy! taehyung

 okay so like i was gonna work on my prince!taehyung oneshot but i kept thinking about tae being a dad and i just got so emo and here are my ramblings

let me just start off saying that tae would be like the best husband in the entire world like he’d love and care for you with his entire being 

he’d spoon hug you at night time and hold your hand  and whisper how much he loves you in that deep voice by your ear until u fall into a deep sleep while being caressed in his arms 

hes like that kind of guy who would just love to wake you up in the moring tho 

and your like 

tae

no 

its like 7:30 wyd 

and he’s just like the sunshine himself like he shines so bright in the morning and literally he wants to get up early bc he wants to cherish every moment of you being beside him 

jfdklsfjlksdfjls and like!!!!! you’d complain bc like.....ur not the moring type yah know sleep is gr8 and he’d ultimately win bc he has this puppy face and would take ur hands and play with them and swing them to wake you up 

he’s basically a grown child 

okAY and so like why do i not see him being the type to romanticize the whole doing the ‘boom-boom’ 

i feel like he’d be the type to just like rush into it like ‘bAbE I WANT kIDS liKE ASAP’ 

but then again he wouldn’t rush you or pressure you or anything he’d wait for you 

and like one night you did it ok you did the boom-boom alright and like it was great obvs 

ill let u be dirty by yourselves im not going to go into that rn this is a fluff post 

quench ur thirst elsewhere 

anywhoo a few weeks pass and like you are getting that morning sickness yeah? I mean i never been preggers but im going off basic knowledge?? 

so okay like you wake up in the middle of the night like 3 in the morning and like tae wakes up of course and you are like in the bathroom spilling your guts out and at first ur like super confused and tae is worried as hell

but then his eyes just light up out of no where and ur like ??? 

“ARE YOU PREGNANT”??? like the question just busts out of him like a popped balloon ok he’s like half excited and half anxious and worried for you and he starts pacing the bathroom 

and ur like babe??? calm down idk if im pregnant ok i might just be sick?? 

and he looks at you and gets on his knees alright and looks you in the eyes and he just like “im going to walmart” and ur like 

wAIT 

that boy is already out the door with his pajamas still on ok like he gives zero fucks like he needs to know noW 

he slams that pregnancy test on the conveyor belt and he’s legit jumping up and down bc he wants to get back to his wiFE 

and the cashier lady is tired asf and like “whats dis mofo doing here kjdsklgjls” and then she smiles and says “good luck~” 

sO tae gets back home ok and he hands u the thing and ur like alright alrigHT 

and that boy will not leave ur side ok u better know it and ur like tae??? ummmmm can i please pee on this thing in peace thx 

and hes like oh shit sorry 

so u pee on the stick and guess whattttt 

ur preggers 

u kinda just exit the bathroom with a sly smile on your face

and tae has bulging eyes waiting for a response 

“im pregnant” 

you better bet your sweet little ass he’s gonna be all over you he’s gonna be swinging u around and kissing your face and crying 

and seeing him crying makes u cry and next thing you know the next morning your letting the fam know

everyone is just like congrats!!!!!

and now comes the nine months where tae is legit your body gaurd like he is so protective 

he was protective to begin with but now its like he took some super dad power pills and he is always attached to u like everywhere you look tae is there like a leech attached to your back 

like “thATS mY BABY in YOU I GOTTA BE ABLE TO PROTECT TWO AT ONCE NOW” 

hed be feeding you breakfast every morning and go throughout your day eating healthy meals 

gotta make sure that baby is nourished!!!!!!

im crying ok omg breAK 

back ok liSTEN 

you would get that baby bump and he’d rub your belly all the time and he’d jump out of his skin when the baby moves or kicks and he’s just “!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” 

and your lauging and he wants to cry again bc he is so in awe like ?? thats his baby moving around in there 

and he’d want to sing to the baby all the time like 

youd be lying in bed and hed start singing little nursery rhymes and your heart just swells and the baby can detect that sort of thing??? and it starts to move around around and you tell tae that the baby likes his singing and that makes him do it even more often

also not to mention being pregnant is effing painful so he’d always be there to rub your aching back and give you butterfly kisses all the time to ease your pain

okay and then you go and u find out the sex of your baby and like you think its gonna be a boy but tae thinks its gonna be a girl idk why i just feel like tae would want a girl 

so u go and you find out that it’s a girl!!!!!!!!! and tae won’t leave u alone abt how he was right 

and u decide on a name and no doubt its cute ofc 

okay so your whole pregnancy goes like this and so then 

ur water breaks 

oh shit amiright 

tae freaks the fuck out but like not as much as you were 

like your in pain and hoLY FuCK they baby iS coMING nOW 

and yout screaming and tae is trying to be calm but he’s runnning around and trying to get you into the car and he’s freaking out while driving like 

moVE biTCHES mY bABY and WiFE ARE IN THIS CAR 

he’s like speeding down the highway to get to the hospital ok 

this boy has got zero chill 

he half carries you into the hospital and everything happens to fast

hes sitting beside you holding your hand tight as your screaming your lungs out giving birth 

and tae is half-way feeling guilty that you’re going through this pain 

but fAST foRWARD and your healthy baby girl is born!!!! 

and like at first tae was about to bounce on the doctors like he wants his kid now but they had to go clean her up 

and when they finish tae holds her little body in his arms and he’s crying 

“look at her” 

“she’s so beautiful” 

“it’s my baby” 

he looks at you then with tears gleaming in his eyes 

and he brings her over to you and your holding her and you can’t believe you did it 

as ur baby girl grows up like tae is such a protective father 

he’d proababy want to cry if she ever got hurt 

and you notice that as she grew that she had tae’s sparking eyes and gleaming box smile that you always adored you 

she had your cute nose 

and face shape 

Tae would try so hard to make her look so cute like braid her hair and pick out cute clothes and you’d just smile and let him be 

him being happy with your child was enough to make your insides melt 

he’d be that dad who’d volunteer to change the diapers and get up in the morning and your just like babe!!! i got it its fine!!!! im ok i can do it!!!! 

and after seeing you go through that pain for 9 months he wants to repay you back and in turn he also gets to spend time with his kid and he is happy doing it 

youd both play with that baby all the time and be all over the floor with that baby ok and the squeal of joy that erupts from that childs mouth is what fuels tae and you to keep living in this beautiful world

when it comes time for her to go to school hed be so scared like hes letting his baby girl go off alone??? nO 

and ur like tae its alright babe its ok its good for her and he gets that but still??? 

also your daughter would have that same laugh that tae does and every time she does it your stomach gets butterflies 

and whenever she cried tae would be like the first one at the scene 

and whenever she had her temper tantrums he’d be the one to baby her 

and your like tae we cant do that we gotta have disipline 

and hes not having it

that baby is gonna be so spoiled rotten omg 

lord help us all 

but the thing is that baby will have the best parents in the entire universe like nothing can change that fact at all 

that baby is gonna grow up living a happiness filled life ok 

i really hope ya’ll enjoyed it!!!!