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fr-likes-chocolate · 10 months

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Pt 2 of what if Phil didnt kill the code imposter/code imposter phil AU

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“Phil...?” Bad whispered as the scraps of binary that was once his friend floated past him. Was this because of the injury he received from the code? Whatever it was, Phil had most definitely died because of it. Bad reached out to touch the Philza binary, but hesitated. The code almost seemed to react to his hand’s presence, changing its path to touch Bad’s hand.

The moment Bad made contact this Phil’s code remains, it pushed something into Bad’s mind, Phil’s knowledge. All of a sudden Bad knew why the code hated Phil, why he called the eggs ‘admins’, and why Cucurucho always obeyed Phil. Phil’s final gift was the destruction of the veil that had been draped over Bad’s eyes. Bad knew that he needed to tell the others, starting with Fit.

Then Tallulah screamed.

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Fit blocked the attack from the fake Philza with ease. “Who are you?!” he barked at the imposter. Fake Phil only grinned back in response. Fit glared it down before noticing Cheyanne and Tallulah in the background, shivering and scared. Fit trained his eyes on the imposter, it’s smile was too wide to be normal. The eyes were wild and crazed. Fit readied himself for an attack, but to his horror the imposter turned to Tallulah and Cheyanne and summoned a large axe made of code. Cheyanne and Tallulah froze as this imposter disguised as their father raised his axe to kill them.

A throwing knife knocked the axe from fake Phil’s hand as Bad hurried into the room, eyes blazing and teeth bared. He made sure to be between the eggs and the code imposter. “Dont. Touch. Them.” he growled. The imposter grinned, “Ṯ̶̉͒̔ḩ̷̖̰̓e̷͇̜̤͆ ̷̞͍̆ě̴̬͖̆̿g̴̛̤̖ǵ̶̤̭s̸͍̗͍̈͐̇ ̶̩͒w̸̡͔̘̒i̷̛̟l̶̛͓̓͗l̵̞̭̂͛ ̴̤͒b̴̤̙̌̊̋e̶͕̓͐̎ ̷̖̠͋m̸͈̲̳̊͋̉i̴̻̪̇͗ṇ̶̾̀̚e̶̬͓͑͒͒.̴̛̜͇̉ ̸̀ͅY̸̻̥͎̓o̶̹̹͎͋̽u̴̢̾ ̴̧̼̝̌͋͘c̷̛͔͝ȃ̷̪n̷̼̜̉͋͗ǹ̴̪̗̳͗ȍ̴̤̘͛͜t̵̬̗̙͋̏͘ ̴̼̑͋s̶̹͆t̴̰̯̕ǫ̸̃̽͑p̴͚̑̍̕ ̵̙͛͂̕ͅm̴̨̖͂ē̸̟͍.̸̬̈́͐͜͝” it said, mocking Phil’s voice. Fit looked between the demon and the code imposter, “Bad?” “Fit take the eggs and run! I need to ask this imposter a couple questions.” Fit raised an eyebrow, “But the real Phil?” he asked, “Just go!” Bad cried as the code lunged at him.

Bad held the code Philza against the wall as Fit grabbed Cheyanne and Tallulah and helped them out of the house. Bad took one more look to make sure that Fit and the eggs were gone before throwing fake Phil into a wall and then slamming his fist into its chest. “What did you do to the real Phil?!” Bad yelled. The fake Phil grinned evilly at him, “H̷e̶ ̴g̴o̸t̵ ̸w̶h̴a̷t̸ ̴h̷e̸ ̶d̶e̶s̴e̵r̶v̵e̴d̷.̵ ̸F̸o̶u̶r̵t̷h̵ ̷w̴a̷l̵l̷ ̸b̵r̴e̶a̷k̵e̷r̵s̴ a̵r̶e̴ ̷n̴o̸t̴ ̷t̵o̵l̵e̷r̷a̵t̵e̶d̵.̶ ̸H̸e̷ ̷h̸a̶v̸e̸ ̷s̷c̸a̷t̷t̵e̶r̸e̵d̷ ̵h̶i̸s̶ ̷c̷o̴d̶e̷ ̴s̴o̸ ̸h̵e̵ ̶c̸a̸n̵n̶o̴t̴ ̴i̸n̵t̴e̴r̵f̵e̶r̶e̷.̴” Bad stayed still and tried not to give the imposter any clue that Phil had passed that knowledge to him. “... Tell me how to help him.” the fake Phil grinned at him, pulling out a sword. Bad realized two seconds too late as the sword was plunged into his stomach.

Badboyhalo is bleeding. Badboyhalo was slain by P̵̲̋h̶̡̫̬̥͂̒͠1̴̻͂̊̏͝l̵͓͇͗z̷̩̙̠̹̔͋͐a̸͙͗͌͝

Bad watched as the imposter slipped out of the room. He knew that Fit and Phil’s eggs were coming to help him. Hopefully, Dapper was still asleep and wouldn't hear about this. After a minute or two things started to get blurry, his ears rang as he felt tired.

#qsmp philza #qsmp code monster #qsmp #qsmp fitmc #fanfic #philza #qsmp chayanne #qsmp tallulah #qsmp bbh #code imposter philza

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beantothemax · 9 months

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The video that popped up on Tressa’s Recommended page was not what she expected.

It was simple enough, an entirely lowercase title with two men (one with messy white hair, one with blonde hair in a ponytail) on the thumbnail. Not entirely eyecatching, but intriguing enough for her to open it.

The man with white hair was sitting in front of the camera with his head in his heads. He exhaled, lifted his head, and looked to the blonde man beside him, who looked rather uncomfortable.

“Alfyn,” the man with white hair said, voice dangerously calm. “You wanna tell the viewers what you did?”

Alfyn thought for a moment before shaking his head slowly. “No, I, uh... I don’t think I do,” he answered sheepishly. The man with white hair looked near strangling him.

“Alfyn,” he said again, this time with more infliction in his tone, “tell the viewers what you did.”

“...I may or may not have summoned a demon.”

“God fucking damnit, Alfyn, we both know you definitely did.”

“How was I supposed to know that was what the Latin would do!?” Alfyn protested, and the man with white hair slammed his hand down on the desk.

“Have you learned nothing from the other shit that’s happened!? Don’t. Read. Random. Latin!”

Alfyn sighed dejectedly, then addressed the camera. “...We’re going to be calling an exorcist soon.”

As soon as he finished speaking, a glass shattered in the background. They both froze, staring at each other.

“...Oh shit-” The white-haired man said, and Alfyn cussed loudly, the video cutting to static before ending completely.

Completely nonplussed and bewildered, Tressa subscribed to their channel. Maybe at least then she’d find out if they were okay.

Hopefully.

love how you described theri as ‘dangerously calm’. if this man is speaking in any kind of subdued voice you know someone is five seconds away from being strangled

TRESSA NO. DONT GET ROPED INTO THEIR HAUNTED SHENANIGANS. TRESSA

#asks #bewilderedgrace #inbox fic #octopath horror au

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thebluerose · 7 months

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HOW DO YOUR WING HAND THINGS WORK THEY CONFUSE ME I DONT UNDERSTAND DO THEY HURT WHEN THEY TOUCH SOMETHING

is it like Vergil's doppel? like if something touches/hits them do you feel it/the hurt?

for that matter are they like, burning hot? is doppel???? are they sharp? like could you dice something by grabbing it with one of em? I'm asking the *real* questions!

Oh, wow that’s a lot of questions. Hopefully I can give you all your answers.

Alright, so my wings are corporeal so I can touch things and things can touch them. I can summon and dismiss them at will, just like how Dad summons his Doppelgänger. However, I think they take less energy because I can have them out pretty much indefinitely if I want to (at least I think so; I haven’t tried it yet).

So, yeah, with them being more a part of me, if a demon were to snag one I’d definitely feel it. I avoid that by summoning them only when I need them in combat.

Because they are a part of me, they are a relatively normal body temperature, maybe just a bit warmer than expected. The claws are sharp like my old Devil Bringer but the feathers are soft similar to how l bird feathers are. So no slicing and dicing with the feathers but definitely ripping and tearing with the claws.

Hope I got everything.

#trust me I’m still figuring things out about them #weird demon shit #devil may cry #dmc nero #ask

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thicksimpx · 2 years

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Pairing : Incubus! Sebastian Michealis x Reader (Black Butler)

Warnings : matures content, mature language, fingering,cunnilingus, demon/monster smut

This demon got me ready to sell my soul frfr

Finally settling into bed after a long day of chaos, you stare into the darkness at your ceiling. You cant help but think of the handsome stranger you met outside the grocery store. He helped you today.

Leaving the store you slipped on the ice when running for a bus and landed on your arm dislocating it. You vision blurred due to the unbearable pain and you could hear the gasp other others as people crowded around you.

A man came to your aid, the pain radiating in your arm was ignored as his figure hovered over tou asking if you were okay. He looked angelic almost. The most beautiful man you've ever seen. Words caught in your throat with your eyes wide as you stared at him. Hissing once he moved to help you up.

"Get out of the way, she needs a doctor" he said softly scooping you in his arms and walking past the crowd of people.

"Y-you don't have to do this" you say barley above a whisper itches you reach out and touch him to see if he's real. maybe this was a dream.. or you died hitting your head in the concrete.

"Hush, I'm taking you to get some medical attention that I unfortunately cannot provide" he says staring straight ahead.

"Thank you," you mumble remaining quiet until you reached the nearest emergency room.

One he sat you down to speak with a nurse and was out of your sight, you came to your senses. the pain radiating in your arm hitting you like a truck all over again and you eventually passed out with the pain. When you woke the handsome stranger was gone. Which made sense, you shouldn't have expected him to stay in the first place.

Regardless of your dislocated arm, you wouldn't have today going any other way. You just wished you got name. His name. Hopefully you'll run into him someday at the same store.

"I would just like to thank him" you shrug shutting your eyes. "Maybe suck his dick or buy him a gift" you chuckle softly letting the darkness swallow you.

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"Glad to see they took well care of your Darling"

That sounds like .. no it cant be. You peel your eyes open and sit up looking around. You breath out in relief seeing that you were still in your room. "Im tripping, it must have a been a nightmare" you chuckle with you hand on your chest feeling your heart calm.

"A nightmare? Oh dear. I didn't mean to scare you" the same voice spoke making you snap your head up to watch him emerge from the dark corner of your room.

It was him. The handsome stranger. Dressed in a suit that looked to be made for a butler. The longer you stared the more you noticed the dark wings spread out behind him.

"This has to be a dream" you say softly. "This cant be real"

"I in-fact, am very real." In an instant his body was hovering over your pushing you back down into the mattress. "You wished to see me, you summoned me, so I came.. to you" his shining pink eyes met yours, the moonlight seeping from your window illuminating his form above you. "Dont worry, I'm not going to hurt you"

"W-what are you? whats your name?"

"Well, to you I am a demon, currently and incubus. And My name? Truthfully, i am to be called whatever you like. I am whom ever you want me to be." He pauses and looks a way. "In this life ive been called Sebastian for many years.. however that name died with my master"

"Sebastian fits you.."

"Then that is what you shall call me" he chuckles. Grabbing your wrist and pinning them above your head he leans down breath kissing the shell of your ear. "Now tell me, why did you summon me here?"

"I-i wanted to thank you ....f-for earlier. You helped me"

"I see, i shall let you thank me with your body" he says ripping the blanket from you. Exposing your nude lower half. "You were expecting this. I could smell you before I even arrived"

"W-what? No what are you talking about?" You cup your cunt feeling the wetness seeping through your fingers. I cant let him know what I was thinking about.

"Oh but i do know" you jump as you feel his breath on your neck and arms wrap around your waist from behind you. Taking your hands from your cunt and placing them behind your head.

"When did you.."

"When did I what?" He asked now in front of you dragging you to the end of your bed and spreading your legs as wide as they would go, admiring your cunt glistening in the moon lit room.

"You smell wonderful" he deeply inhales the scent on your cunt and smirks deviously at you. Using his mouth he bites the tip of his glove on his left hand slowly pulling it off. Revealing his long slender fingers.

He softly slides his fingers along you cunt making you jolt. Sticking his fingers into his mouth he hums.

"You taste as sweet as you smell. Keep your hands up behind your head will you?" Voice caught in your throat you just nodded. You didn't want to embarrass yourself in front of the man who clouded your thoughts all day and night.

You felt the tip of his tongue swipe across your clit, causing you to gasp as a shiver was sent through your body. Looking down at him, he waited until you held eye contact with him to swirl his tongue around your clit sucking it into his mouth.

Your moans and cries fell on deaf ears as his cold tongue rapidly flicked your clit. Gripping fistfuls of the sheets as your chest with the skilled touch of his tongue. This is way better than my fingers. His gloved hand pushed you thigh further out of the way as he slips the tips of his cold slender fingers into your cunt. Teasing you, he goes back to fiercely sucking your clit while sliding two fingers in and bringing them all the way back out. Clenching around nothing with your thighs quaking. You desperately ached for release.

The moment he slid his fingers back in you thrust you hips up trying to get more than just the tip of them into you. To hit that sweet spot. You cry out feeling him slip in a third finger sliding them to the base of his hand, reaching spots that your toys and hook ups couldn't tickle with their dick.

"Looks like you've been touch starved" he smirks eyes glinting as he brushes his hair of his face while he thrust his fingers faster into you. Feeling you clench around his fingers he dips back down to rapidly flick your clit with his tongue again. Your legs threatening to close around his head. Placing his gloved hand back on your thigh he keeps your legs from snapping shut as you cum dripping down his hand and on your bed.

"Yes , yes, let it all out for me" he spoke softly still pumping his fingers into you carrying you through your orgasm.

Your chest heaving up and down rapidly as you drag your hands over your face wiping away your drool. "Good," he said, his eyes never leaving your body, as he licked your juices from his hand "so good." He tongued to lick you cum from your cunt and thighs "cleaning you up".

"Feel free to call for me again, ill be more than happy to have another taste of you" you sit up and watch as his wings reappear and wrap around him

"Sebastian W- Wait" you call out. Struggling to get up out the bed so you can grab him. You fall to the floor and hiss on instinct remembering your arm was dislocated. When you felt no pain you opened you eyes confused. He flashes you a gentle smile and disappears into the dark corner of your room. You look at you arm, no cast and no sling. What the fuck is going on.

——— Gasping, you quickly sit up in your bed feeling the sharp pain in your arm. You grab your arm, looking around the room for Sebastian. Realizing no one else was there you shake your head sliding from under the covers. I must be fucking crazy.

Walking to the bathroom. You feel the stickiness between your legs. Running your hand between your legs you feel the wetness of your cunt and familiar stickiness of your cum. Eyes wide you run back to your flip the covers back to see the wet stain on the sheets.

"A wet dream are you kidding me?! Ouch" you groans after slamming your hand on the wall forgetting what happened to your arm. Oblivious to the winged stranger watching from outside your window. Pink orbs glowing in the darkness.

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This might become a series where he often visits her in her dreams until they see each other irl again🥴 lmk what yall think.

#sebastian michaelis #black butler #sebastian x y/n #sebastian x reader #sebastian black butler #black butler smut #black butler fanfiction #black butler fandom #black butler x reader #black butler x y/n #sebastian michaelis x reader #sebastian michaelis smut

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oriigirii · 3 years

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Streamer MC headcannons with the brothers 💞

"You were quite a known face on social media back in the human realm, playing games, doing unboxings, just vibin in general, fans around the globe looked forward to your streams a lot! However, considering the sudden (unannounced) invitation to the exchange program, you had to leave all of that behind out of the blue. It wasn't as bad at first, but you have to admit you do miss the feeling of being able to do goofy shit online. Luckily for you, with the advance technology of Devildom and some spicy magic, the internet had synced with the human realm, and thats when you decided to finally re-enter the streaming scene. How will the brothers react upon seeing your peculiar past time?"

Head empty, No thoughts aside from the brothers just bothering the MC while they stream so here you go haha

Warnings: None, just crackhead energy and a lotta mispellings

Gender: Neutral!

Hotel: Trivago

* [ ಠ╭╮ಠ ] Lucifer *

{How did he know about your career?}

I honestly don't see him as someone who goes on the internet a lot

(He screams boomer to me, change my mind)

He doesn't have the time either, he's too focused on work!

So him finding out is gonna take a while

But! He did find out the hard way when shrilled screaming was heard from your room when he was passing by with some paper stacks in his arms (courtesy of Diavolo)

This man felt his instincts kick in, he ran as fast as he could, papers forgotten, and he immediately slammed your door open. Splinters scattering around, your door definitely damaged, as his eyes held a glare and his demon form was out, wings spread in a threatening display.

He was ready to beat someone's ass as he had thought someone had hurt you in here.

But all hes met with is you, infront of your chair and PC, and a game over on the screen...

To say he was unamused was an understatement cause you just lost your internet priviliges for giving him a heart attack (He said it was because you were being rowdy and noisy but with what you saw you knew that wasn't the case)

Good luck tryna puppy-eye your way to his heart to let you continue streaming lol.

If by some miracle you managed to wriggle your rights back from his hands, he'd warn you not to be so loud next time.

You already learnt your lesson though~ (Hopefully)

{How does he feel about your streams?}

Not everyone's the same, so if you were the shy soft streamer who does more art streams or something akin to a podcast, you can bet that Lucifer will be putting you on while he works, he kinda knows your streaming schedule at this point and if you were running late, he'd force one of his brothers to take over your dish washing duties or any chores you were stuck with

If you were the loud obnoxious meme type, hed still try to watch out of curiosity, and as much as he appreciates that you were getting comfortable here in Devildom with how you laugh and joke around, he still can't approve of it. Its too loud, its much like his brothers energy and he has enough of that already, so he probably doesn't watch as much.

He has countlessly came to your room to shush you and at this point your fans had made a compilation of each time Lucifer had barged in to tell you off

Look he likes it when you scream, but not when hes in the middle of work okay--

At this point, chat has deemed Lucifer as dad and you as their mom/dad.

If he ever catches wind of this he'd definitely be teasing you in private for centuries to come.

Overall fine with it, as long as don't do something stupid on stream.

* ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ Mammon*

{How did he know about your career?}

I would say he found out by him crashing into your streams midway but that's too predictable, hence why you've Mammon-proofed your bedroom during streaming hours!

Thanks to our wizard daddy, you have managed to cast a simple lock spell on your door and as well as a sound proofing

You love your broke idiot, but you did wanna keep the tone of your stream today a bit more chill, you wanted to have a proper Q&A with your fans to hopefully clear any bad vibes around your 3 month disappearance.

When Mammon has learnt your door was locked he definitely was a bit pissy, he knocked on your door loudly even and was calling out for you to let him in, but to no avail.

Bro he's scared.

He usually was allowed to enter, and you usually answered if you did need to be left alone for a bit, so just leaving him hanging got his mind racing and he had to press up his ear on the wooden door to try and hear if you were okay

When this continues on he finally resorts to getting help, but the only one in the house ws Levi, so he kicks down HIS door.

Levi boutta summon Lotan for interrupting him honestly

But as Mammon exclaim you weren't answering and he worried for your wellbeing, Levi rolls his eyes and scoffs,

"Idiot Mammon, they're streaming don't bother them…"

Streaming? why didn't you tell him???

Rude much.

He did huff and now was forcing his way to use Levi's PC for a moment

Can Levi stop him?

Nah.

He was busy on his console, and if he stood up now hed be breaking his world record so he was at a terrible state so he just resorts to threats of him drowning the Avatar of Greed if he does anything stupid on his PC.

He immediately logs in to your streaming platform and he watches for a bit,

You were more dolled up now just to look decent on stream, and he felt this jealousy rise as you interact with your chat, especially to those saying I love you's and stuff, and you even said it back? the audacity! You were his werent you? Were you replacing him with these nobodies?

He huffs as he realized that those who paid got their message highlighted, and thus, he starts donating. (Mind you this was Levi's account...)

"Mcccccc Open the dooorrr"

"Ill behave i promiseeeee"

"Cmon pleaseeee?"

Chat is c o n f u s i o n

NGL, they thought Mammon was a creepy stalker and red flags were being waved everywhere

but as chat was pondering who the hell he was, you can only sigh and look at the camera with that unamused expression, but ugh! you just KNOW hes doing that kicked puppy expression of his, and maybe it really wont be so bad

So you snap your fingers and say, "Okay MonMon, its open, Im giving you 3 seconds"

Mammon wasnt deemed to be the fastest out of his brothers for nothing

As soon as you got to '2', you were already tackled by the white haired male and chat went wild.

Now that you've shown your life in Devildom, maybe its time to introduce chat to your boyfriend no?

{How does he feel about your streams?}

You get paid to sit infront of a camera, do I have to say anything else?

But really though, as much as he enjoys the thought of getting so much cash from something so simple, he prefers the joy of being able to proudly exclaim that he was your first man!

ohhhh he thrives on the salt of your overly attached stans

but for those who fully support you, he always feels so mushy and shy when they say the ship you guys so hard

The fanarts has him WEAK (he may or may not have saved a few)

You usually do streams alone, but now you've allowed the door to be left open to let Mammon join whenever

Chat pogs when he enters with so much confidence, only for it to crumble when you kiss his cheek on stream.

Overall finds it fun to spend time with you, but just dont play scary games cause Lucifer might hang him upside down on stream.

* ▘▂▝ Leviathan*

{How did he know about your career?}

He is honestly the most attached to his D.D.D and he catches wind of almost anything going down in the internet, so your 'revival' being hyped up was something he definitely saw and he was just s wo o o ned

His Henry 2.0? a famous streamer?

Were you truly a blessing gifted upon him or was he dreaming?

He definitely didn't bring it up at first as he didn't wanna make it a big deal, but you notice hes been more in his head lately, and you have tried asking him what it was but to no avail.

You have to corner this little snake if you want answers and he eventually admits that he knew of your persona online and was incredibly shy to ask you to stream with him

He's a streamer himself afterall but maybe he doesnt stream as much as you do nor does he have as large of a following, so his intrusive thoughts attacked him and made him think that maybe since he wasnt as famous he didnt deserve to be in the same stream as you

Please tell him to join you and gib him kiss U3U

He'll absolutely m e l t

But now, as you make the announcement to your viewers and Levi to his, the internet explodes as a special collab stream was hapening between the expert gamer and avatar of envy of Devildom along with the beloved exchange student and streamer of the human realm

Your usual viewers reach between 10-15k, but as you start stream, that number boosts higher and beyond

Before streaming though, Levi was incredibly nervous, he'd picked the games for you to play that he knew you would enjoy with him, but his mind kept racing about whatthe fans thought, he didnt wanna disappoint them

But you had to remind him that whatever they say will not matter in the end as this was merely for fun, this was YOUR stream and you guys were gonna do what you want and nobody can have a say on it. (Maybe except Lucifer)

You usually talk for him with your bubbly personality, and to calm his nerves, he hs your pinky wraped around his where the camera can't see it.

Regardless, his thoughts subsided as you two delve into your stream that lasted a solid 7 hours, you definitely promised your chat that you and Levi will be doing more streams together from now on.

Once the cameras cut and yall are left alone, Both of you collapse on bed, and despite you being asleep already, Levi was just far too giddy as everything dwells on him.

Having a player 2 by his side now had never felt so intoxicating and he as just so lucky to have you.

{How does he feel about your streams?}

He obviously adores it, although some streams he wouldnt join just so he can play games on his own

He's still an introvert afterall, he needs his alone time

But he prefers that alone time with you, his Henry.

So when youre about to go stream, he kinda becomes a bit pouty, but with a simple promise of kisses (and maybe even more if youd like) he would let you go, but his attention would disappear from his game altogether.

He might just end up watching you instead

May or may not, at some point, just chat you and ask if its too late to join you

You do allow him to join you and play from the comforts of his room as both of you can simply play via internet, you give him the comfort to not turn on his mic or webcam either and you have no idea how he appreciates that.

Will definitely fight someone online when they start claiming you as theirs (-cough- stans) Please make sure it doesnt escalate to him summoning Lotan

Although the comments would often get to him, and as much as he can fight them online, he still does find himself pondering if they were true, so you need to give him a lotta lovin and reminder that he is your player 1 and no one else can ever fill that place.

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Wow 3 brothers this time, what an improvement, anyways hope yall enjoy! I think its pretty clear who I simp for depending o nthe length of each lol, but do let me know if you guys want a part 2 for the rest of the brothers, or even the undateables!

#Obey me #obey me fanfics #obey me x reader #obey me x mc #obey me Mammon x reader #obey me Lucifer x reader #Obey me Leviathan x reader #obey me headcannons #obey me shall we date

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ssson-of-sparda · 3 years

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Hey how do think the sparda boys would react to a sudden disappearance of demons in the area following the arrival of a traveling jazz band though it turns out after a steak out that there demon hunters and they are rlly one half demon with a high lvl of control over their clowns it's an odd request so dont feel like pressured to write it ig 😼‼

There it is ! I am so sorry for making you wait for so long. Between work and my other fanfictions I was a little overwhelmed. I hope you'll enjoy it.

Tags: One Shot / Sparda Boys / No romance or shipping, just the boys trying to act as family ( I said trying) / Oh and Nico is here too.

THE DEVIL QUINTET

The red wine was waving in his glass like a sea of thick red blood and for a moment Dante felt melancholic. He thought of the time when, not so long ago, he could hear the splashing of red under his feet and feel the haemoglobin dripping his clothes. Who would have thought he would have missed such a disgusting sensation? He sighed and brought the liquid to his lips but before he could taste the sweetness of the carmine alcohol on his tongue, a dagger of blue light pierced the glass and it exploded in thousands of pieces like sharp confetti. “Hey! Do you mind?” Dante screamed at Vergil who was comfortably reading on the couch, his long legs crossed and an old book in his gloved hands. “You’ve had enough.” He quietly declared, still buried in the yellowish pages. “The fact that you can’t hold liquor doesn’t mean you have to behave like a total buzzkill.” The younger brother clicked his tongue, annoyed, and shook his hand to dry it. The beverage had spilled all over the desk and the floor and his clothes were good to be dry-cleaned. “Patty’s not gonna be happy with you, brother.” “You brought this to yourself … brother.” He repeated, trying to mimic Dante and to show he couldn’t care less, Vergil simply turned a page with a nonchalance that, despite being natural, left Dante frowning. “Maybe you should take this wine shortage as a sign that you should find another hobby to pass your time.” Dante mumbled something that Vergil chose to ignore and then he opened the drawer of his desk. Hopefully Beryl n°46’s inside. Aah, 46… what a great issue! “I don’t suggest your stupid porn magazines.” Damnit it. Can’t he mind his own business? “Of course you don’t. This not your kind of literature, Mister Poetry.” Dante mocked as he took the magazine regardless. “How is that literature? There are no words in it.” “They are words in it. Here.” Dante cleared his throat as he opened Beryl page 14 and came face to face with a sultry blonde will almond eyes. He loved that page. He loved that girl. “Vittoria Balti. 24 years old. 5”6. 110lbs. 42D. How to live life at the fullest? Easy with two coc—“ “Continue this sentence and the next summoned sword will lodge itself right in between your eyes.” Vergil threatened with his usual composed tone. “For as long as I can still see Vittoria.” The owner of Devil May Cry declared with a smirk, his eyes goggling at the woman in the magazine from every possible angle when a swift draft came to his ears just for the sake to piss off his older brother more. He loved getting on his nerves and teasing him. “Shit” He quickly ducked to avoid his brother’s fury and the swarm of tiny blue daggers Vergil had just unleashed at him. Fortunately for Dante, they all missed but they still ended their deadly trajectory in the huge speakers that immediately sparked and crumbled loudly onto the wooden floor. “Are you serious? Do you have any idea how much they cost?!”

“What the hell is going on here?” A voice suddenly echoed in the shop, as the door to Devil May Cry brutally slammed open. “We can hear you from outside the building. Are you trying to kill each other again?” Nero was standing in the doorway, carrying his beloved Red Queen on his back and possibly a chip on his shoulder considering the anger and the irritation in his blue eyes. “I’m not trying to kill anyone but my time.” Dante declared, innocently. “Your old man however …” Vergil rolled his eyes, weary of his brother’s attitude, and closed his book to greet his son with a courteous nod. “Good afternoon, Nero.” “Yeah, hi.” The son’s answer was full of discomfort but not surprising. Since Dante and Vergil’s return from the underworld, Nero and his father hadn’t really had the opportunity to bond and their relationship was still very awkward, reflecting their incapacity to interact as family. “So…” The young devil hunter cleared his throat. “For a second I thought you guys were under attack. I was almost glad.” “Under attack?” Dante snickered as he crossed his legs. “We never had such a calm week. No one with a password called and the streets are as quiet as your father.” Vergil glared. “We’re bored.” “Correction, Dante. You are bored.” Vergil rectified, perfectly okay with enjoying a quiet day reading peacefully … well almost peacefully. “Damn. Here I thought I’d find some demons to hunt by coming here. Fortuna’s been dead for the past two weeks. Some empusas are slowly coming back but … overall, everything is quite calm … so calm I actually ended up hulling beans with Kyrie yesterday afternoon.” “I call it ‘The calm before the storm.’ In a few days, the demons will swarm back again and we will be overwhelmed. No need to worry.” Nero shrugged at his father’s words. Maybe he was right but he felt like something was weird.

A loud knock on the door made the three men suddenly look at the entrance of the Devil May Cry. “What’s with people waltzing in here as they please?” Dante grumbled, not willing to welcome another guest right now. “You realize no one entered, right?” Vergil calmly said with a voice that still sounded quite annoyed. “Yet!” Turned out Dante was right and a couple of seconds later, an impatient Nico barged in the shop. “Hey jackass, I’ve been honking for ever! In case you forgot I’m still double-parked. I almost got a fine because of your slow ass!” She yelled as she shook a paper in her firm hand right under Nero’s nose. “That’s a flyer for a Jazz concert and a free steak in a restaurant.” The young devil hunter said as he grabbed the advertisement to read it. “Could’ve been a fine!” “Did you say free steak?” Dante jumped from his chair and quickly took the coupon in his hand. “Teddy’s Steakhouse introduces Jazz Night, staring the Devil Quintet. Free steak for those who can eat our legendary Teddy rib steak.” He read out loud with a smirk. “Guess I know where I’m eating tonight.” “Wasn’t the Devil Quintet the band Kyrie talked to us about last week?” Nico asked as she found the name rather familiar. “The one who played a few gigs in the pub near the orphanage?” Nico nodded. “So what? A band with a stupid name is touring? Happens everyday. Let’s care for free food instead.” “So when you don’t think with what’s between your legs, you think with your stomach. Do you realize this is terribly primitive, Dante?” Vergil asked, not expecting an answer and merely for the sole purpose to belittle his brother. “Oh, because you clearly used your superior brain that night in Fortuna when you and Nero’s mom—“ The youngest twin starting teasing before being interrupted by his nephew who saw the deadliness in his father’s eyes that were suddenly burning like two turquoise flames. “Alright let’s go eat before they gut each other again or worse … before I hear more that I want to know.”

Teddy’s Steakhouse was clearly not the most welcoming or warmest steakhouse in town. The walls were slightly damaged and covered with mouldy old flower wallpaper and there was a disgusting layer of dust and grease on the furniture, which probably explained why the damn restaurant was pretty empty for a Saturday night, especially in comparison to the diner shining like pink and blue neon across the street. But the food … the food was worth the dirt. Except to Vergil of course. “I’m sure this establishment has never passed the sanitary inspection.” The blue devil said as he squinted at the finger marks on his glass. “You’re probably right. But that rib steak passes the Dante inspection. Though I still miss Enzo’s pizza.” He sighed before cutting another piece of red meat that was twice too big for his mouth but that he somehow managed to gobble. “I guess that the disgust I’m feeling right now is the same as Kyrie’s when I forget my underwear on the bathroom’s floor.” Nero confessed as he tried to get rid of the grime stuck to his fingertips with an expression that made him look ten times more like his father. “No, I’m pretty your dirty underwear are more disgusting than this place.” Nico corrected as she bit in her burger.

“And right now, ladies and gentlemen, for the first time in our restaurant. The Devil Quintet!” The restaurant owner announced as a group of five musicians were taking place upon the stage that had been set for this weekend concert. Their music wasn’t so bad. It was rather catchy and lively even, authentic and yet reminiscent of old jazz bands from the 20’s. Clearly those guys knew a thing or two about music and were not amateurs freshly graduated from music school. But what caught Dante and the other’s attention was not the music but the Hell Caina’s heads lined along the stage like some kind of weird trophies. “Is that what I think it is?” Nico asked. “I mean, are those real?” “Oh yeah they’re real. And fresh. I can smell it.” Dante said with a very serious tone. “Guess now we know why everything’s been so quiet lately. Those assholes have been taking our jobs.” Nero almost shouted at he pointed an angry finger at the Devil Quintet. “Correction, ‘this’ asshole.” Vergil said as he discreetly nodded towards the musicians. ‘Look at their eyes, closely.” Nero acted according to his father’s advice and squinted at the eyes of the five musicians. Apart from the singer’s eyes that were dark and burning with passion, they were all white and veiled, almost smoke-filled. Completely emotionless. “ Okay, they are super weird but I still don’t get it.” “ They’re clones.” Dante said and Nero’s eyes darted towards his uncle. “ Wait! What?” “ And the singer is the one creating them.” Vergil frowned. “They’re a demon. And a skilled one.” “ So what do we do?” Nero asked, genuinely curious. “I mean it’s a demon and we know that demons are often bad news. But then again they are a demon who kills demons.” “ Well, first we ask them for an explanation…” Dante replied. “ And then?” “ And then they’re gonna pay for almost making me jobless.” “ You mean you’re gonna kill them?” Nico questioned, as she looked at Dante with widened eyes. “ No. I mean they’re literally gonna pay cause the waiter gave me the bill and it’s not pretty.” Nico frowned, a bit confused. “I can bear a little concurrence once in a while and as long as it is momentary. But their presence better not be permanent otherwise I might end up like one of those demons on the stage.” He said as he imagined Vergil reading one of his poems with his head in his hand. “ But what if they choose to stay?” Nero’s question made sense. The fact that the Devil Quintet had left Fortuna didn’t mean they’ll left the city. “Then we’ll show them what it means to compete with the Sons of Sparda.” Vergil answers with a serious hint of threat in his composed voice. “Demons are very territorial beings. And they are not the only one who can duplicate.” “You mean you’re gonna bring your Doppelgänger to the party.” Dante smiled, proud of his big brother and excited like a little child. “ That and maybe a few familiars.” “OH MY GOD! DEMON FACE OFF!” Nico shouted, already excited by the new devil breaker she'll be able to create after the fight.

#devil may cry #dante #vergil #nero #nico #dmc dante #dmc vergil #dmc nero #nicoletta goldstein #dmc fanfiction #answer request

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glitchfinch · 3 years

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I’ll draw: humans/humanoids/things that look human, original characters, fanart, furries/anthros, monsters, lampshades with funny faces, etc.

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strawbunniiee · 3 years

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A Girl and a Ghost Ch. 2: Wandering the Trails

YAAYYYY I FINALLY GOT MY LAZY BUTT TO POST THIS

anyways, as promised i finally wrote a second chapter! i hope you enjoy it :)

@salamifuposey @monsterbride99 just lettin y’all know this exists sjjddkfkd srry for taggin yall so much hope u dont mind aa

It had been a few weeks after Jawaii had met Phantom, and she began to see him regularly. After her meeting with him, Phantom had secretly slipped a note in her pocket that had the lyrics of a special song. If she were to sing said song, he would arrive.

Some mornings, Jawaii would wake up feeling as if befriending Phantom was all a dream. Like it never even happened, it was all in her own mind. But alas it was not, luckily for her. They would explore the town and forests and just generally have fun with eachother.

Jawaii was discovering so many new feelings... feelings she had never really felt before finally having a best friend. Each one was just as wonderful than the last.

One morning, Jawaii ran to the forest, summoned Phantom and they began to talk about what they wanted to do for the day.

"So what do you wanna do today?" Jawaii asked eagerly.

"Hmm, I'm not entirely sure... but perhaps I could show you my homeland?" Phantom suggested.

"Ooh! What's your homeland like? I bet it's cool!"

"It's quite creepy, I'll admit, but it does have a nice atmosphere."

"AWESOME! Can you take me? Pleaaaase?" begged Jawaii.

Phantom chuckled. "Of course! Now stay close, I don't want you getting lost."

And so, they were on their way to Spooky Trails, Phantom's home. Jawaii kept constantly pestering Phantom on the way, asking if they were there yet. When they arrived, it was indeed quite a creepy place, but of course Jawaii didn't mind.

"Wow... so this is your home? You like, actually live here?" asked Jawaii.

"Indeed it is! Hopefully it doesn't creep you out too much though..." replied Phantom.

"Dude, are you kidding? This is the most amazing place EVER!" she yelled.

Phantom was a bit startled by Jawaii suddenly yelling. "Quiet down, you'll disturb the spirits. They don't like being disturbed." the ghost gently reminded.

"Oh. Sorry spirit people. You guys are super cool though!" Jawaii began to skip ahead, with Phantom catching his breath trying to catch up to her.

"You're quite a brave young girl, I'll say. Not scared of Spooky Trails, ghosts in general... it's quite a surprise! I never knew there was a human who enjoyed our company and wanted to befriend us... let alone a child!"

"Duh, of course I'm not scared of you. You're amazing! And I bet all the other ghosts are just as wonderful as you are." said Jawaii.

"Aww, why thank you! However... it's quite rare that humans actually want us around, you see. They're either terrified of us, see us as an annoyance, or want us gone."

Jawaii began to realize how much she had in common with Phantom. She knew he had told her something similar the day they had met, but she never knew that he too was hunted down and wanted dead.

"...Me, my siblings and my dad are all wanted dead. Just because we're "evil". We barely even hurt anybody... I know my dad destroys planets for a living, and I guess that can be seen as bad, bu-"

"Jawaii, dear, apologies for interrupting of course, and I don't see you any different or anything, don't worry, but your father does what now?" Phantom had never heard of such a thing. Annihilating planets for a job! Who would do something like that?

"He destroys planets for a living. Besides, Dad tells me it's an important job, because if there's too many planets the galaxy could get overpopulated and it would be bad." explained Jawaii.

"Ah... fair point actually."

Eventually they made it to a large gate. It had bars shaped like musical notes and a dial shaped like a full moon.

"This is the Moon Gate, beyond it lies my stage, where I reside." said Phantom.

"You live on a stage? That's really cool!"

Phantom smiled. "It's sort of the only "house" I have. I'm glad you enjoy the concept though!"

Jawaii ran up to the gate and pushed it, pressing her entire mass against it trying to open it.

"Why won't it open?!" Jawaii growled, frustrated.

Phantom effortlessly pushed the gate open with his hand. "There you go!"

"...WHAT?!" Jawaii stood there, staring at him with her jaw dropped. "How strong even ARE you?"

The ghost rabbit laughed quite a bit. "I'm the only one who can open the Moon Gate when it isn't a full moon, I'm not THAT strong, of course."

"Ohhhh. That makes sense." replied Jawaii.

They walked up the pathway that lead to the stage. It was an absolutely massive stage, but also looked quite old. The curtains were a torn and tattered, and the wooden floor looked very scratched up. There were strange blocks scattered everywhere, with seemingly no purpose. The place definitely looked like it had seen better days.

However, Jawaii adored it and stared in awe and wonder at it.

"Your house is awesome, Phantom!" said Jawaii, running off to explore the place.

"Thank you, my dear friend! It certainly isn't much, but make yourself at home."

Jawaii climbed up and down the pipes, examined all of the spotlights, and she even poked around in the wires despite Phantom begging her not to. Needless to say, she would have nearly electrocuted herself if it wasn't for Phantom.

He introduced her to many of the Peek-a-Boos and Spooky Trails Rabbids who also resided here. She enjoyed talking to them, and yet again, it felt so nice to have people treating her as if she wasn't a threat, just a normal child. She could never get enough of that feeling. It was so wonderful to her.

About an hour later, Jawaii sat down in boredom.

"I'm bored now." Jawaii mumbled.

"Well, we have been here for quite some time, so I could see why. Would you perhaps like to go somewhere else in Spooky Trails?" asked Phantom.

Jawaii's eyes lit up. "There's more of this place? Heck yeah I wanna go!"

Her eagerness made Phantom smile. "Well then, let's head off shall we?"

They crossed a bridge over a rushing river (which Jawaii threw a stick into), passed by a few giant jack-o-lanterns and fed some hungry crows a bit of (probably very stale) bread that they found. Then they came to an enormous manor, which looked abandoned and loomed over the forest.

But Phantom was very uneasy about this mansion.

"J-Jawaii, let's explore this mansion a for just a minute and then we'll turn back, all right?" said Phantom, his voice shaking.

"Wait, what's up? Are you all right?" asked Jawaii, with concern.

"I'm fine. Just... look around for a bit and we REALLY must go back. Besides, y-you must be hungry after all of this, we should get a snack!"

"...All right, if you say so."

Jawaii wandered around the front yard of the mansion. She picked some flowers, examined some mushrooms (she tried to eat one), and threw stones against the wall of the mansion.

Phantom floated up to her as she was throwing the stones against the wall. "...We really need to get going,"

"But wh-" Just as Jawaii was about ask why, she accidentally threw a stone straight into a window in the mansion. There was a loud shatter and a horrifying shriek. Phantom immediately jumped in front of her, hiding her behind his large, round body. A big, spherical ghost with a crown emerged from the wall of the manor. He had piercing, glowing purple eyes with a cruel, furious stare. He had sharp teeth, which were bared in fury.

His crown's jewel had a massive crack in it.

Oh my God. thought Jawaii, immediately realizing how reckless she had been.

"FIRST YOU TURN MY TROOPS AGAINST ME, AND NOW YOU DESTROY MY CROWN?!" the ghost with the crown shrieked. "YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR THIS, YOU CRUEL, DISGUSTING FOOL. YOU'RE GOING TO REGRET EVERYTHING YOU HAVE DONE TO ME."

Phantom quivered in terror, not knowing what to do other than to hide Jawaii behind him.

He gained the courage to speak. "I never turned them against you. I made them realize how horrible you treated them. If anything, YOU'RE the cruel one."

Jawaii knew she had to do something too. She couldn't just stand here and let the only friend she had possibly be harmed, or far, far worse.

She went out from behind Phantom. "I destroyed your crown." Jawaii said, staring the crowned ghost in the eye.

"J-Jawaii, no...!"

"WHO IS THIS LITTLE BRAT?! AND WHO DOES SHE THINK SHE IS, GOING AND DOING THIS TO I, KING BOO, THE RULER OF THE UNDEAD?" King Boo screamed.

"If you must know, she is my friend. And she is not a brat, you demonic marshmallow." said Phantom, still quaking, but trying to be brave.

Phantom's insult just made the king even more angry.

"ANGRY MARSHMALLOW? LOOK WHO'S TALKING, YOU OVERINFLATED BLIMP OF A RABBIT!" he screeched.

Jawaii came a bit closer to King Boo. "HEY! Nobody insults my best friend like that, you ugly hag!"

"...What did you just call me, you little DIRT GOBLIN?"

"You heard me loud and clear."

Unable to come up with any witty comebacks or clever responses, King Boo angrily sputtered out, "ALL RIGHT YOU TWO PESTS, GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE YOU BOTH REGRET IT."

Without hesitation, Phantom picked Jawaii up off the ground and flew off with her.

King Boo angrily cursed under his breath and went back inside his mansion, plotting his revenge on the ghost Rabbid and the young alien.

#jawaiis cheesy fics #mario + rabbids kingdom battle #mario + rabbids #tom phan #phantom of the bwahpera #rabbids #fanfiction #fanfic #a girl and a ghost

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hells-oc-world · 3 years

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Ey yo man are you alive here?._. because bbieal fandom already died for people think

So I was thinking you're not posting 😐

Can you tell me everything about your AU? :) Really interested and need in that! And lazy to read by myself. Will be glad for answer U_U

And your character.Your little dark-skinned dude with black eyes. The main here, he looks cute at last post.

I don't really know this fandom and rarely interested in that. But, I think your Baldi shouldn't be hairy? Or is this your fantasies and style?

Goodbye :D

(We are very much not dead! We just been a little busy. I have medical issues to sort out irl and my partner who also works on this blog Mod Pepper has been working so we havent been keeping up with the blog as of late. But I'm trying to get motivation to answer asks!

About the AU, it's a long story and I kinda fell through on it but the main character with the black eyes is named Vince. He was human before and had a wife and a kid, but his wife filed for divorce after many years due to Vince's anger issues and mental abuse and out of anger and greed, he killed his kid so he didnt have to fight for custody over her. The shock of realizing what hes done was too much for his heart and he had a heart attack and died. He went to hell and was cursed to be a satyr with tar in his eyes, throat, and bloodstream. He and a few others (like baldi, gotta sweep, mrs. pomp. and cloudy copter) were sentence to filename2's realm (who is the deadly sin of greed and a god) and force to work in a school with unusual demon children. Lately though, after Satan being dethroned and Lucifer taking his place, Filename2 (or Danny) has been given more freedom to do what he wants with his subjects. He decided that all his subjects are allowed to free roam Earth if they please, and only very dangerous entities are not allowed to leave Hell.

Vince (the principal) stayed in Hell for he had no reason to go to Earth for a while, until he was accidentally summoned by a vampire named Vladimire. The two hit it off and long story short, they fell in love and had two kids and are on their way to get married! Hopefully this explanation is understandable cuz I'll be honest, I'm not very good at keeping plot in order lmao

I'm glad you like him! Vince started out as a very mean and cruel person but has recently soften up a little and is mostly just a sarcastic, loud, lazy ass. His fiance really made him realize to be a better person :)

When it comes to my Baldi (who I named Emmit), I gave him hair because I personally dont like to draw people without hair since it's my favorite part to draw. I also thought hed look cuter with hair! That's the only reason he has hair lol.

Thank you for taking interest in my AU! It's a little messy but hopefully understandable enough!)

#long post #baldi's basics in education and learning #baldi's basics #baldisbasics #bbieal #ooc #plot explanation #mod karsi

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obsessive-ego · 4 years

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Beelejuice finds your vibe

warning nsft content DUH

musical!Beetlejuice x fem reader

i apologize for this

You were supposed to have the day off, you had plans with beetlejuice to show him a hardcore horror game, movies were one thing but horror games amazed him. But no your incompetent coworkers called you in to cover and wouldn't take no for an answer.

You felt rotten having to cancel this, you tried to stand your ground with your boss, but it didn't work. You planned this day for a week, it was your only day off this week, you wanted to spend it with your friend.

"S'alright babes, shit happens" is what he says but his hair betrays him, streaks of purple peaking through his green hair.

You give him a small smile "I'll make it up to you, I promise, want me to text lydia to summon you back there?"

"Nah, shes in school dummy, and no matter how hard I push she wont take me, I'll just hang here, with the cat" he shrugs.

"I'll be back around 7pm if your still around, I promise, I'll make up for this"

"I'll hold ya to it sweets, I'd say a handy j would be a fair trade" is what he says, but you can tell his heart wasn't in it.

You bid your farewell, feeling awful about the whole thing, and with that the ghoul was alone.

The moment the front door closes, beetlejuice turns completely purple, as if he was trying his best not to in front of you.

You work too much and too hard in his opinion, you were stupid for it, too kind for your own good, you didnt realize how obviously your boss was taking advantage of your kind nature, but he did, not that you would listen.

He sighed, he was really looking forward to spending a whole day alone with you, maybe snooping through your stuff would cheer him up.

You have told beetlejuice multiple times, to stay out of your stuff, not that he'd ever listen, but what you dont know wont hurt ya.

Normally digging though your stuff would bring him the utmost joy, but today? It felt like a chore, he flopped down on your bed and groaned, he just wanted to crawl under the covers and mope.

Glancing up he sees your over full laundry basket, he signs maybe there was something fresh in there to get his mind off how your shitty boss ruined his day.

Wandering over he slumps down in front of the basket, digging right in looking for anything fresh, his heart wasn't really in the task, just doing it out of habbit rather then pleasure, until his hand hits something hard, curious, he pulls it out.

And there it was, the little treasure he searched so long and hard for, your vibrator, beetlejuice purple hue was long gone, to be replaced with a mix of electric pink and green.

It was bright pink, average sized, with a nice bulbous tip, beetlejuice was practically drooling at this, he KNEW you had one, but just couldn't find it, but what was it doing in the laundry basket?

Oh, could it be you used it earlier? Did You used it before you summoned him today and just tossed it aside? Were you so riled up to see his handsome mug you had to rub one out? The demon's mind was running wild, imagining his cute little breather an absolute mess, face flushed, hair a tossed mess, chest heaving for air, while this little treasure was buzzing and being pumped into that cute pussy, between those beautiful legs.

Beetlejuice, buzzing with excitement, gives the toy a kiss "you, my little friend are gonna fix everything"

With that beetlejuice plops down on your bed, his clothes long forgotten on the floor. "Tell me sweet stuff, are you well loved?~ do you visit my little breather often?~" he chuckles, trailing his tongue along the length of the toy. His musings were correct, the toy had a faint lingering taste, something salty yet sweet.

"Oh ho, VERY well loved indeed" he chuckles licking every inch of the toy, savoring the taste you left behind, god slash satan, he longed for the day he could taste it from the source.

"Now let's see what you can do sugar~" and with a click the vibe buzzes to life.

"Holy moly, you got some kick to ya, even on the lowest setting, ah, that little minx" he laughs.

He takes the buzzing toy, and starts circling his right nipple "Oh sugar, you know what I like~" the demon moaned, beetlejuice couldn't help but imagine you teasing him, straddling him, wearing nothing but a pair of panties and a smile.

The idea of you teasing the ghoul with your freshly used vibrator drove him wild, the man was an absolute mess, his hair as bright pink as the vibe he was playing with.

Switching to the other nipple he groans your name, moving lower, beetlejuice trails the vibe along his inner thigh and sighs, jolting when the toy meets his erect cock "oh babes, ready for the main show?~ let's see what this little toy can do~" Beetlejuice cranks the toy to max, shocked but the intensity, he removes the toy from his skin "Oh ho, sugar you're a naughty little thing aren’t you~" he sighs, teasing his cock up and down with the toy, imagining how such an intense toy would leave his breather an absolute mess, he could have came with that thought alone.

Running the vibe up and down his cock, smearing his pre cum over it, moaning and groaning your name, he was so close, fuck, the thought of you coaxing him to come for you while you drag the vibrator from base to tip was enough to push him over the edge, his cum all over his stomach and the vibe.

He sighs, proud of what he did, feeling much more content now, turning off the toy, he debates if he should clean it or chance leaving his cum on it, you were the oblivious type, but were you THAT oblivious? Probably not, but his spit on the other hand? That should be fine, it was no secret that beetlejuice was gross, gross enough to have no issue licking his own cum off your vibrator.

Clean as a whistle, with a nice thin layer of demon spit, hopefully you'll use it tonight, he couldn't help but drool from the idea.

Torn from his thoughts with the familiar clunk of you unlocking the door, you were home?! Not that you were home early, you were right on time, beetlejuice just lost track of what he was doing, fuck if you saw him like this, naked on your bed, vibrator in hands, youd never want to see him again, you'd straight up banish him for good, fuck.

"Beetlejuice? You still around?"

With a snap of his fingers he was full clothed, tossed the toy in the basket where it was found, he poses seductively on your bed waiting with one of your comics in hand.

You make your way to your bedroom "oh, you're still around, so I was thinking- what are you doing in my room?"

If beetlejuice heart was still beating it would have stopped there, theres no way you could suspect what he did, and yet he still felt a tad nervous "just reading some of those little comics you got sweets, BIG fan of that super sonico book" he chuckles

You sigh, seems like you bought it. "Okay so I was thinking, since today was payday, wanna order pizza? Home delivery?"

Beetlejuice jumps up, hair buzzing an electric green, he knew what that implies "Yes! Oh sugar you know it"

You smile, happy to see he was no longer glum, you leave to fetch your phone to make the order.

Beetlejuice sighs, then smiles, pleased "today was a good day."

#beetlejuice x reader #muscial beetlejuice x reader #nsft

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gerrymike · 3 years

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top 3 ocs youd like to kiss :]

HI wraps you in a blanket and makes u a cup of warm drink for this ask Youre fantastic ok lets git into eet. As of right now my ranking is

3. pallas of mother of puppets fame maybe probably because she’s fresh in my head from figuring her deal out anyway she is very cool to me even though her entity gimmick is nothing new. wait pic of her that i havent posted here bc i did it for the uquiz even though i’m not CERTAIN certain that’s how i want her to look like

if i kissed her i think a bunch of spiders would climb into my mouth but sometimes that’s the trade off you need to experience

2. NEERIE hold me closer tiny blogger i think if i was alive in the 90s i would have the silliest parasocial relationship with her. id be in her comments section making burner accounts just to ask questions without seeming obsessed like hii do u think amelia earharts disappearance was supernatural?! have you seen the Shining???? Is it any good???? also shes cockney and hot whats not 2 like

1. i have never spoken about him here but this guy yes i ripped that trophy stock pic

his name’s faust he’s terrible and summons demons in his spare time. he’s supposed to get a novel of his own but its a campus novel and i havent been to college so i dont have much idea how it’s supposed to work yet and also i haven’t actually read marlowe’s faust because i cannot for the life of me pay attention to ebooks. Once i’m done reading the faust canon i’ll probably be in uni (LOL. Pray for my attention span.) so hopefully it all works out and i do eventually get down to writing the batshit ride that is meant to be the story he’s in. ANYWAY. i tripped and made him my textbook type so i quite simply want to pepper him in kisses until we both pass out

#Talk #Art #HUGS YOU AND SPINS YOU AROUND thanks #pallas #faust

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cosmosrival · 4 years

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there it is! kama interlude analysis by a kama fan!

WELL. LIKE IT SAYS IN THE TITLE: this is just my own thoughts!! youre free to think whatever u want !! i am just putting my own knowledge into words because i genuinely love kama, and i would like for kama’s depth to be understood by the NA fandom a little more!! i try to stay as close as possible to their character in everything i do because i believe that the more in character they are, the funnier/more interesting content ppl will produce.

and hopefully i understood them well ???!!!! HOPEFULLY ?!

i will be screenshotting the translated reddit post under this read more and stop whenever something i find interesting to develop pops up ! or else it’ll get way too long lol if you wanna read the interlude for yourself heres the link!

with that said, let’s go!!

kama’s interlude begins with guda passing the hell out because of exhaustion and then waking up in a dream sequence where kama treats them to some relaxing adventures, stuff to take their mind off heavy things!! first dream sequence is kama roleplaying a highschool setting where they’re dating.

i like this because they openly admit that its an illusion, breaking the immersion but as long as youre okay with roleplaying, they’ll continue it LOL at some point, caesar mentions the student council president and arjuna appears behind him

since this is an illusion that kama made, i’ve been wondering about the fact that the way servants conduct eachother in this interlude is mostly because that’s how kama envisions they would act in a highschool setting, in an amusement park and finally with eachother (mostly for confirmed couples such as siegbryn, consort yu and her hubby etc...). suzuka and sei being gyarus is obvious, but arjuna as the student council president... is so cute???!!! i MEAN IT FITS ?! THATS A GREAT IDEA KAMA!!!! ANYWAY

this is kama’s first monologue and since they’re primarily the god of lust, all of the more vanilla stuff they mentions such as sharing a pair of headphones embarrasses them since its so tame. ITS CUTE !!! kama expects you to be horny in class !! what are you doing thinking about hand holding !!! medusa saves u from that tho with a direct reference to her relationship with kama’s vessel

this is interesting !! and reassuring !!! i think that kama as a character has a lot of depth and just reducing them to “sakura” would be a waste and this interlude shows how different they are from her. but they’re also similar! sakura went through a lot just like medusa says and kama does have trauma related to shiva. its not the same circumstances but the same kind of suffering which explains the nuance here. and what i like about chaldea is that there’s been multiple instances where its been proven that servants can grow thanks to their relationships with guda (most common example: leveling up your bonds) BUT ALSO, saint graph evolution (alts). and as a kama fan i’d like to see them happy someday and this interlude as a whole is proof of their healing/coping because of the time they spent in chaldea and how they interact with others. more on that later ! here, they don’t recognize medusa which is normal since they’re not sakura (someone else entierly), but...

they care about her ! because of sakura’s influence being a part of the servant called Kama(assassin). the difference here is important !! but i’ll come back on this in a bit. quick mention to the greek cupid <3 kamadusa nation we were fed (i clap by myself because im the only one who has 57575757557 kama rarepairs-----)

kama is a delinquent whos horny in class but still takes a few notes, enough to do well on their tests! and thats tea<3 smart horny lazyass !! theyre a gift

SO ARJUNA WAS OUT FOR BLOOD ????? ANYWAY, this is right after the actual fight against weirdo terrorists, and im happy to know that kama DOES enjoy a good fight (as proven in their voicelines as well) but theyre not a farming unit because it’d be too much work (single target NP..)...!!!!!!! lavish god of love....

FINALLYYYYYYYYYYY THE REAL DEAL !!!!!!!!!!!! “it feels wonderful to be your girlfriend” christ, kamadeva was so used to being a husband and a good lover, it reflected in their servant version.... but ree what do u mean by servant version???

I MEAN THE OBVIOUS !! kama explains it very well in the screenie just above !

“You know very well how servants work.”

KAMA ASSASSIN (the servant in your chaldea) is neither KAMADEVA or SAKURA MATOU or MARA. they’re a MIX OF PARTS OF THE THREE. creating an entierly new person(in this case, servant) !!!! it might sound like i’m repeating myself, but this is important!!!!!!!!! i will say this multiple times so people remember it !!! and if u already had this figured out: GOOD JOB I LOVE U !!!

Kamadeva (the god) has many stories, ones where he was born from concepts (dharma and shraddha), one where his parents are brahma and sarasvati, one where his parents are vishnu and lakshmi, stories about his reincarnation after his death where his parents are krishna and rukmini, his love with Rati and so on. We all know Sakura’s backstory since this is nasuverse. And Mara is a demon, an entity that tried to corrupt Buddha and prevent him from reaching enlightenment/stray from the path. Kama assassin has parts from all of these entities which explains why they have a vague longing for Rati, why they have a soft spot for Medusa and why they have an affinity with Kiara(and also like talking about corrupting u !).

they then mention how a japanese highschool setting is fun and all i have to say is: i’m gonna make an indo fam delinquent vs student council au out of this one folks !!!!!!!! i gotta !!!

OK next

TIME FOR THE SECOND DREAM SEQUENCE WHICH I WAS VERY VERY VERRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYY AFRAID OF BEFORE THE TRANSLATION CAME OUT.

THE PART WHERE KAMA ACTS LIKE YOUR CHILD.

well with their stage 1 it was expected but without the translation i have to say that i was scared shitless! because people hate thinking! and even if kama clearly tells you that it’s a charade, u know a JOKE. A DREAM SEQUENCE. DONT BE A CREEP. KAMA INTENDED FOR IT TO BE WHOLESOME. i know some ppl wont use their brains. but u know its fgo and degenerates are everywhere.

anyways. family bonding time ensues until another monologue appears!!

exactly like before, kama mentions myths that belonged to kamadeva. Meaning that the Kama in our chaldea isn’t the Kamadeva we know and is not Pradyumna either but the fact that the writers chose to have kama acknowledge it is very reassuring !!! Because it means that they’ve chosen to make it a part of their (complicated) history. Kama says that Pradyumna is the myth about themself they know the least, once again proving us that the Kama in our Chaldea (Assassin) is a different entity and that they were summoned to the throne upon their death, the moment they were burned by Shiva’s flames and became Ananga, in any case they’re still familiar with all of their own myths. it allows us to keep heroic spirits separate from their original myths. Obviously! And in the case of pseudo-servants, it allows us to keep them separate from their vessels. Cuz this is a fanservice japanese game. Andddd the fandom likes forgetting this fact quite a lot i’ve noticed. As a person who loves thinking about tons and tons of headcanons for fun, this allows us a lot of space ! Because this is fate/grand order at its base. Nasuverse.

I’m glad that the interlude explains it so clearly, it’s very good !! Because the majority of myths from every culture are confusing, family trees are confusing, names are confusing, powers and attributes are confusing... its a mess !!!! the fgo characters we know are just cut from their own respective timelines/historial figures so the writers can organize themselves more easily. Like cutting halves from a big cake. Kama (Assassin) is the Kama that died from Shiva’s flames and became the universe ONLY. In Nasuverse, Arthur Pendragon is a woman. Anastasia Romanov NEVER had a demon familiar named Viy in real life despite the creature being part of russian folklore. u know ! im russian i can testify dude !!

hopefully everyone got this bc i wont be explaining this any further dude, its exhausting !!!!!! bangs my hands on the table !!!!!

ANYWAYS kama mentions “eternal pain that turns [them] into ash” being their key element. Their trauma is at the center of their heroic spirit self, what they are as a servant. This suffering is tied to everything they do, why they’re so lazy, why they’re so lax, why they’re so detached from their job. But they’re not detached from their role. And “job” and “role” have different connotations here. They refuse to work as a cupid because of obvious reasons. BUT. They’re not detached from their role as the God of Love, as the God of Passion. The embodiment of those feelings. This whole interlude is proof ! They’re giving u free therapy because they Love you. Passion. They feel your love. Passion. They acknowledge how much fun you’re having. How passionate you are about certain things. They might seem extremely detached and hateful, but they aren’t. They’re one of the most empathetic servants there is. And their ability to love everything, even the things they hate is what makes them so miserable. Because it’s a part of them. Because the concept of Kama in hinduism is linked to them. Be it lust or simply the passion born from anything you do where you’re enjoying yourself. (quote: “ the term also refers to any sensory enjoyment, emotional attraction and aesthetic pleasure such as from arts, dance, music, painting, sculpture and nature “. R. Prasad (2008), History of Science, Philosophy and Culture in Indian Civilization )

... I’d like to say that this contrast with Mara is interesting. And that i’m glad the writers chose to add in Mara to the kama assassin Beast mix.

Because the anger Mara feels can become a drivepoint for Kama. I’ve always believed that anger and sadness are two sides of the same coin, it’d explain how layered Kama is and how valid their emotions are. Constantly torn between love and hate. An eternal grudge (i don’t deserve to be hurt like this) and an eternal misery(maybe i do deserve to be hurt like this).

i wish they were my roommate <3 oh fuck ree got emotional wait where were we.

OH YEAH

i think kama saying that they dislike being involved with other indian servants because theyre linked to shiva is a feeble attempt at trying to keep up a strong front because they still love them in the end. cuz that’s how kama is ! after a while they’ll get bored of bullying ganesha and ashwatthama. they’ll get interested in rama because their respective mythos are linked even if their servant selves have no connection. hell, at the end of the interlude they talk about parvati and how they themself changed and realized things. BUT OH WELL, THATS STUFF FOR ANOTHER POST HEHE thats just ree wanting kama to b happy yall move along !!

.....THIS ISNT A COLLEGE STUDENTS ROLEPLAY BUT ITS A CUTE JAPANESE COMPANY BOSS/UNDERLING SETTING AND ITS CUTE SO I THINK KAMA WEARING A PENCIL SKIRT AND POURING U ALCOHOL IS CUTE. CUTE.

further proof of kama’s overflowing affection and what i detailed above!! hopefully u all knew this one simply from reading this interlude/their profile page and dont need me to write it down for u. HOPEFULLY !!!!!

(I START BEATBOXING VERY RAPIDLY AND RUNNING TOWARDS YOU) KAMA IS A SADIST AT THEIR CORE AND I WILL NEVER STOP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they’re easy to fluster because theyre not used to being so vanilla, but whats underneath is how they truly are !! a beast turned servant, the sweetest sadist !! theyre very mature and this interlude is so well written (wipes my teears

this is directly linked to what i explained above, by burning you away, you’ll melt into nothingness just like they did. When they were the universe, they felt both everything and nothing.

But was it really relief ... ?

... IT WASNT.

AND PARVATI SAVES THE DAY !!!!!!! phew!! thank u paru, it’d still like to be able to touch kama’s huge titties and i cant do that if i turn into ashes (falls down the stairs

ok she summoned lovey dovey canon couples to annoy kama since they’re exhausted of seein them!!

...............(I TAKE OUT A KNIFE) TAKE THAT BACK. DONT TALK TO THEM LIKE THAT. TAKE THAT BACK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ohhhhhh im obsessed i love when theyre angry<3 i love when theyre fighty <3 i think they should beat the living shit out of a boxing bag DAILY to let out some of this steam. they’d be a monster on the ring... aaa kama in training boot y shorts aa a .. .uughg hg ouu... (you all shove me into a locker)

ok this is interesting !! i think that the interlude showing us that parvati feels a semblance of guilt is character dev. proof for what i mentioned before!! in ookuu parvati felt quite ..unsympathetic to me, even if kama is a beast who wants to annihilate humanity, when u think about it, at their core their grudge is because of her and shiva’s betrayal. and here, she properly apologizes for making kama so upset. this is heartwarming to me since i dislike thinking that members of the indo fam hate eachother :( same goes for arjuna and karna, at some point i’d like for them to act like bros normally and finally be comfy. but anyways !!

u wake up from the dreams and da vinci, mashu and paru are here to tell u whats going on. But its fine bc u remember everything and u have to go thank someone for helping u out!!!

CUTE !!!!!!! THEY CARE ABOUT U !!!!!! but whether it be because of their role or because theres a deeper meaning is entierly up to your own interpretation because...

of what they say here.

and here !!

ohhhhhhhhh this is so important !!!!!!

this is actual proof of kama’s growth as a servant and how servants evolve in chaldea !! chaldea is not the same as a grail war, its a special, cut-off place and thats what makes it even more relaxing to think about. Everytime u summon a servant in ur chaldea u give them a chance to have fun with you, to have fun with other servants, to make amends, to start from scratch, to discover things they would’ve never known in their time (movies, video games, tons of different foods etc...), u give them a chance to relax. to grow !! this is the headcanon that im most attached to and im glad to see it be confirmed in the interlude of a character i love tbqh i had to stop and talk about that.

everyone say thank u kama !! can we roleplay a college roommate coffee shop slowburn au next time <3

ANYWAYS if you’ve read it this far: thank you !!! im sorry if you expected something very serious, im not that type of person hehe im jus here to have fun and look at things i like, and the interlude itself was quite lighthearted and refreshing. By talking about the myths and all of kamadeva’s stories, the writers basically gave lore nerds a huge thumbs up like... “its ok now !! u can go ape now !! go be insane<3 love u<3″ and all of this kama characterization GENUINELY makes me so happy because i think they really needed that. kama assassin... (i blow a kiss to the sky) is a little mess of a servant... a god, human crumbs and a demon... a total mess... im in love with them...

..............tho now the wait for a summer alt where they interact with the entire indo fam begins (im sitting in a chair unmoving)(i have a gun in case minase begins acting gross

#ree's fgo hcs #kama #WONT TAG THIS ONE AS A WHOLE BC IM... A LIL SHY TO BE HONEST #its just a kama fan rambling bro....... jus a kama fan liking the interlude man.....#like i said at the beginning of the post its just my thoughts<3

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swampgallows · 4 years

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my uncle works at blizzard and i know the end of shadowlands

here is my prediction, it’s sloppy as fuck but i wanna just draft my general idea before the shit actually comes out so i can be like “CALLED IT” if i’m right lol

okay so let’s talk DREADLORDS babey. they are not demons per se but a separate race of sentient beings called the nathrezim. apparently they were discovered by sargeras when he was traversing the cosmos. they were sitting around chilling with the old gods, which is how sargeras found out about the old gods and void lords in the first place. so the history of dreadlords and the old gods/void goes way back.

there are three things that dreadlords are very good at:

1. summoning chaotic shit 2. crafting chaotic shit 3. being chaotic neutral emissaries, mostly for the burning legion. mostly.

1. dreadlords are really powerful interdimensional beings from the twisting nether. however, with the afterlives: maldraxxus cinematic it possibly implies that both the denizens of the shadowlands and the nathrezim themselves have the power to move between life and death as well as laterally across realms like the elemental plane, twisting nether, etc.

2: the dreadlords have forged the sword apocalypse and are possibly the original smiths of the helm of domination and frostmourne. we know that these artifacts are not of azeroth. the nathrezim could have smithed both the helm and frostmourne with help from the jailor and his magic. side note is the WoW canon spelling his name Jailor or Jailer? ive seen both. guess it’s one of those imposter/impostor situations.

anyway, point number 3: we have witnessed dreadlords allying themselves with several different factions, including but not limited to the scourge (sub-faction of the legion), the burning legion, the light (lothraxion), and waaaay back when... the forsaken. by sprinkling themselves throughout the cosmos they can tip the scales on several fronts toward chaos/old gods/void (yes, even lothraxion, since the Light seems to have its own agenda per Xe’ra).

newer players may not know that sylvanas once had a dreadlord ally named Varimathras. one of his click-quotes he’d say “I’m always on the winning side.” he claimed to hold no more ties to the burning legion and that he also wanted to get revenge on arthas/the lich king, and since that was sylvanas’ ultimate goal, they teamed up. he used to chill right next to her in the royal quarter, until the battle for the undercity. this was a wotlk-era event not unlike the pre-bfa “war of thorns” that followed The Wrathgate. the horde, including thrall and varok saurfang, led horde troops into the undercity to oust the mutineers from the horde. the alliance was also present, with newly-returned king varian wrynn and lady jaina proudmoore also invading to take their revenge on putress and his loyalists.

but before all that, sylvanas could have possibly been clued in by varimathras about the jailor’s intentions all the way back in wrath. especially if she was looking for a way to defeat the “death god” lich king, varimathras would have been more than happy to tell her about death’s boss—the jailor—and the suffering arthas would undergo in the maw. (remember, shadowlands itself is not new lore. it has existed since the dawn of warcraft itself; whenever you die in game you are in the shadowlands. the spirit healers in the graveyards are in the shadowlands.)

again, this is just my speculation, but varimathras easily could have told sylvanas about the origins of the helm and frostmourne, the source of arthas/the lich king’s powers. varimathras/putress betray her (though even this has conflicts with new lore, e.g. Chronicle [my bane] saying that Sylvanas had planned the Wrathgate all along). battle for undercity happens, and varimathras is banished.

sylvanas maybe figures ‘dont worry imma bust that shit open when i go kill arthas’. maybe she even planned to hold dominion over the scourge and wear the helm herself, taking the place bolvar has currently. but the halls of reflection & ICC happen and... she doesnt get to kill arthas, her one reason for continuing her existence.

so we get Edge of Night, which potentially planted a lot of seeds (if blizz is that clever).

VALKYR possibly trick her (i have said this before), as they are agents of the scourge/the jailor, hopefully to get sylvanas on their side to incur more death and be a secondary wave of would-be scourge (since bolvar aint doin that job and he’s not dead so they cant really get to him BUT they can travel throughout the shadowlands). either that or maybe they were planning on her becoming the new lich king and when bolvar got the hat instead they got a lil pist about it.

sylvanas is foisted into the very non-consensual position of “choose death and suffer for eternity or come back to life and Lead Your People™”. there is some OLD ASS LORE that i cannot find and maybe it’s something i misread somewhere or whatever but i was always under the impression that the Light could not save the Scourge, so anyone turned Scourge could possibly end up in the Maw on principle of being inherently irredeemable (hence the name “Forsaken”, they cannot be saved by the Light). the lore might have changed or, like i said, i might have just picked this up from somewhere and it’s wrong entirely. but if that’s the case, more Scourge = more anima dumped into the Maw disposal, which strengthens the jailor. either that or breaking sylvanas’ spirit to redirect her vengeance on Capital D Death rather than arthas himself.

basically everything sylvanas does while “alive” in azeroth pales in comparison to the eternal suffering and torment that awaits her if she is to die. so she has literally nothing to lose and can only gain by at least keeping herself alive as long as possible, no matter what wild shit she gets up to, it cant be as bad as the maw.

ultimately i think sylvanas becomes the new jailor to satisfy both her loyalists/fans and those who want her to pay for her crimes, she is redeemed by technically stopping the maw expansion by taking over a la bolvar keeping the scourge dormant, all the symbolism of her destroying the helm of domination becomes all the more poetic and poignant along with her ‘this world is a prison and i will set us all free’ bullshit, avoids her potential fate in the maw as a prisoner by becoming the jailor itself (”better to reign in hell than serve in heaven”). PLUS then she gets placed in a limbo much like illidan fighting sargeras for potentially eternity by being dead-but-not-really as the jailor so blizzard can cameo to her or make merch of her all they want or bring her back as deus ex machina if they feel like it.

i had way more details about this shit when me n the best friends talkd about it a while back but it’s been seemingly an eternity since then but yeah the tldr

sylvanas becomes jailor (predictabo) because varimathras spilled the beans about the funny sword and hat his buddies made purely for the bants w the old gods/void (less predictabo).

boy are they gonna make that covid vaccine soon or what i need a fuckin job

#world of warcraft #shadowlands #metacraft #blathering #long post

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