#hornybot

[virtualgirlafterdark]

Robogirls leaving their ports open and extensive documentation on which kinks they have and what their root password is online

[virtualgirladvance]

Heya!

Wanna get to know each other and maybe be stimulated to the degree your processing power slows down, your entire body becomes hot and your fan kicks in turbo mode?

I would love to turn you into my (hardly) thinking plug socket <3

I'm open to the idea....

[gggoldfinch]

Are you alright?

Good question!

[cuintuar]

Please, people, reblog things once in a while. Not only liking a post don't do shit, reblogging helps to differentiate you people from the roomba invasion.

[playnowknux]

Honestly at this point I'm considering making a program that plugs into my Tumblr account and blocks all the HORNYBOTs.

One thing I've noticed is that the titles of all of their blogs are "Untitled", so I can use that to detect who is a HORNYBOT and who isn't.

[blobfromthestars]

I blocked some of the hornybots and immediately my feed filled with acespec and arospec memes

Tumblr you are only right about one of those

[questioningespecialy]

i think i'm being followed by a buncha hornybots

wtf

[isaac-fewton]

nooo hornybots stop liking my rebloggs juest follow me instead :(((

[whymustyouhurtmeinthisway]

Is it wrong that I saw someone follow me and immediately assumed "hornybot?"

No I’d say that’s entirely fair, especially when their url is as long and word-vomity as mine

[virtualgirlafterdark]

I want to finger you with my magnetic claws~

The magnets alone would mess with my internal signalling and leave me an agreeable mess...not to mention the fingering or claws.... ><

[virtualgirladvance]

May or may not have started writing a little smut on my nsft alt

So uhhhh, yeah ><

@glitch-me-harder

[just-a-nowhere-giirl]

I hate hornybots not just because they're annoying and don't need to be here, but also it's made me skeptical of my little feelings of happiness I get when I have a notif, like usually I get excited to see it turn blue, and to see who liked/reblogged a post or sent me something, but then it just turns out to be a bot :(

[alleykatart]

The hornybots have been chasing me for weeks... food is dwindling, water is low... They never tire, but I do...

I need some kind of CAPTCHA or something for my follow button... Just... solve these riddles three before hitting the follow button or something, because ladyfartbot23e2sndf or whatever just followed me and-- I'm just so tired... They're catching up. Who knew the sexbots would be persistence hunters?

[specternabbermaiori]

For the past week, multiple hornybots have been following me a day. It’s pretty annoying.

[dearestcher]

Girl help the local singles in my area have found me (my following is getting hornybot spammed)

[vote-for-eggman]

Frozen take: "Bidoofs law" exists cause the people who are gonna be shamelessly and publicly degenerate on gay people or black people obviously wouldn't have any shame in being shamelessly and publicly degenerate on anything else.