#hot sugar baby

[sweetestbit3h]

˚ ༘ Cotton Candy anyone ?!

[tswwwit]

Bless that trophy wife anon because they’re right. There’s no way mindscape citizens see whatever dipper does in the real world as a real career and he has no job in bill’s realm either, whether he likes it or not he’s entwined with bill’s world and his people and he can’t blame them for thinking his job is being bill’s husband.

That’s what pisses him off, the fact that they’re right.

No matter how Dipper protests that yes, he DOES have a job, the beings in the Fearamid don't believe it's 'real', or worse - humor him, then give Knowing Looks to the other demons in the room.

Meanwhile, Bill knows it's real - but sometimes he plays along like it isn't just to piss Dipper off.

[sunderwight]

had a thought of what if Airplane had leaned a little more into the self-insert idea for Luo Binghe when he was still at the early stages of writing, with an end result that Luo Binghe actually Looks Like That because he basically looks like Airplane but with long flowing hair and a more idealized figure

SQQ going "why the fuck did you make his face so pretty???" and Airplane bullshitting about plausibility while trying really hard not to blush. twisting his fingers and scuffing his toe like jeez bro he's not that good-looking...

which of course sets SQQ off because how DARE!?! not 'that' good-looking?!?! just look at him! he's xianxia Helen of Troy with a face that launched a thousand harems! like okay sure with looks like that it does make sense that half the female population was willing to timeshare a marriage with him, but it's also totally unfair to SQQ, who has no recourse against those looks either! and who could? that is the most beautiful face ever!

Airplane's getting flustered. tries valiantly to make the case that objectively speaking Luo Binghe isn't that good-looking, it's just that SQQ is biased, but boy does that not go over well. SQQ has hitched the tattered remnants of his self-perception as a straight man onto the idea that Luo Binghe is just so devastatingly attractive anyone would want to hop into bed with him, and he is not letting go of it, so Airplane is just gonna get wrecked with inadvertent compliments

bonus if the Shang Qinghua look is actually the result of several illusions because when Airplane first transmigrated in, he got the same face too, and foresaw potential problems if the half-demon protagonist turned up looking like him. so he used illusions. he doesn't actually look all that different, in fact! the illusions just make it so that when people see him, they get a strong impression that he's unremarkable, so they don't really register what his face actually looks like and their brains fill in the assumption that he must just be kinda plain

oooh ooh double bonus if the system inserted a behind-the-scenes explanation for it too, which is that Shang Qinghua is actually unwittingly related to Su Xiyan!

and the whole thing comes to light post-epilogue when Shang Qinghua's illusions get stripped away by some monster-of-the-week, while everyone except Mobei Jun has a freak out about why do you look just like Luo Binghe?! (Mobei Jun isn't freaking out because he already figured out how to see past the illusions and just assumed everyone else wasn't mentioning it for some human cultural reason or something) and then Yue Qingyuan calmly explains that Luo Binghe's mom is Shang Qinghua's matrilineal cousin. Shang Qinghua's mother and Luo Binghe's human grandmother were half-sisters.

what? how does Yue Qingyuan know? you think that Cang Qiong doesn't check up on the candidates for the peak lord positions before handing off power, doesn't make sure there are no conflicts of interest or divided loyalties to other sects? what sorts of things do people imagine Qiong Ding's diplomats do? (I don't know either but, for the purpose of this scenario at least some of it is tracking down this stuff -- YQY handled most of it personally for his generation's ascension because he didn't want anyone else digging into his and Xiao Jiu's pasts) anyways, the connection could have been troublesome for its ties to Huan Hua Palace, but by the time it came to light Su Xiyan was deceased and there was no evidence that Shang Qinghua had ever even met her. so it wasn't deemed significant enough to matter, was just made note of and then mostly forgotten

so Shang Qinghua is like "oh THAT is why you kept bringing her up to me back then?!" because at the time he'd just been fully in "haha how would I know anything about the impending plot and the tragedies I am both partly responsible for and powerless to prevent haha that's so funny shixiong I KNOW NOTHING" mode, which luckily at the time was easily read as him just not wanting a dead cousin he never met to tank his chances of securing a promotion

SQQ is floored. he is having issues about this. Shang Qinghua is related to Binghe? Shang Qinghua looks exactly like him?! wait. Binghe has human family? still alive? like grandparents and stuff out there, who might want to meet him...?

Luo Binghe decides to step in at that point because he does not want to meet any more relatives! no more surprise relatives! no!

luckily this distracts Shen Qingqiu from thinking about all of the things he's said to Airplane about Binghe's looks for long enough for Shang Qinghua to flee the scene

[thewayuarent]

I can’t believe I was so wrong about my boy Sand

He wants to be a sugar baby

He just doesn’t want to be Ray’s dad sugar baby

I’m so proud of him for this moment you don’t understand

[femboycharles]

So many thoughts abt that new pic of Mark, like (this is dumb) but I need a fic where like Mark’s a retired racing driver nd like really rly rich, watches Seb racing (just purely by coincidence) nd thinks he’s really good so decides to pay for him to do more racing nd stuff and…

[marc--chilton]

even before his big gay awakening lawrence thought adam was gorgeous. objectively. he's found celebrity men handsome in some way or another over the years to be handsome, but for a few seconds after the light came on in that bathroom, lawrence was infatuated. it certainly wasn't love, just one guy with working eyes and the other with a pretty face

and it's just like. a Fact to lawrence. grass is green, the sky is blue, and adam stanheight is a beautiful man. so the first time he hears adam put himself down for his looks, lawrence doesn't even toss him a compliment to make him feel better, he just jumps right into bewilderment. almost affronted, "what in the world are you talking about? you're the most beautiful person in this entire borough, if not the whole coast." and the way he so confidently said it too.... adam's amazed he didn't burst into flame right there

[candycandy00]

Wondering how many of these hot anime men I could pull with nothing more than southern charm and delicious home cooking.

[2sidesofthesamesoul]

man there's not enough sugar baby tom out there

[polyolefinprince]

Hello Are you interested being my sugar baby I’ll pay you $500 twice in a week let me know if you are interested ❤️❤️❤️

Yeah! Here's a link to send me the money!

[evil-star]

Teu vermelho vem da terra, regada a sangue, peito aberto, mente fechada. Os frutos tem a tua essência de mãe natureza que carrega um mundo inteiro nos braços

[dol-dee]

The party is still in full swing and Avery is not doing well. Be it the alcohol and medications disagreeing with each other or something else.

She’s in bad enough shape that Dee leads her into a side room away from the party. It gets bad enough that Dee leaves to call Avery’s chauffeur before princess carrying her to the car

Brought to you by my continued need for Avery to have a crisis<3

I need her to be so flustered and dumbfounded with how easily Dee picks her up and carries her to the car. She's not used to someone babying her and tucking her into bed.

She’s lowkey awestruck for a second when she thinks about it the next morning before it gets eclipsed by hot shame and anger <3

[becausethathappens]

link: be chill about it. rhett: prof, if i have to be honest...

[padfootastic]

Tell us more about sugar daddy James pls 😏

sadie <3

so—this one comes wholesale from a random post i made a while back about sugar daddy james with a huge age gap b/w him and sirius. i’m talking, businessman james who comes into contact with sirius who’s just run away from home and is on the verge of homelessness. it’s about james being nice and kindhearted, offering sirius a meal which somehow turns into a place to stay which somehow turns into the spending a lot of time bonding with each other.

it’s about a little shit sirius who’s deliberately trying to seduce this saint of a man who refuses to look at him twice (spoiler: it’s not because james doesn’t want, it’s because he thinks it’s unethical. sirius is here to put all those worries to rest). just. a lot of back and forth, pushing and pulling, and getting together moments.

at least, that’s how i’d want it done lol