#house/wilson/amber

[reri20]

Wilson and the bad bitches he pulled by being a certified freak

[oriley42]

here with my first House MD video! obsessed with whatever House/Wilson/Amber got going on 👀 thought of this song with them and was violently compelled to bring the vid to life (tumblr video above, YouTube embed link below, hopefully at least one of those will work!)

[boy-wonderoncologist]

everyone give it up for the saddest man in new jersey

[j-wilson-md]

8x21 "Holding On" | 4x16 "Wilson's Heart"

[thechy-fychannel]

"House isn't my— we're not gay."

"if you die, I'm alone."

"probably because of my secret, very unconscious desire to get Wilson into my bedroom."

"you were thinking about Wilson while we were having sex? That's so cool, me too!"

"I thought your Wilson fetish was over?"

"I need you to tell me that you love me."

"you have everything you need right here. We both do."

"I just want to enjoy my last five months with family and friends." "Friends or friend?"

"what does that mean? You're done with Wilson? As long as Wilson is alive, you're not done with Wilson."

"I want a threesome." "Shouldn't we try a twosome first?"

"I'm dead, Wilson. How do you want to spend your last five months?"

[houseswife]

this entire episode was just wilson flexing the bad bitches he pulled by being a certified freak

[atomicradiogirl]

this scene is just so haunting like this is one of the extremely few times that house is genuinely scared to the point where he begs wilson to help him like yeah wow.

[nigesakis]

he literally said this to HIMSELF

[excali-bruh]

Has this been done before?

[reri20]

Remember when Wilson dated the girl version of House

[oriley42]

Imagine, if you will: During shared custody era, Amber makes the rule Wilson can't drink alcohol when he's alone with House so House doesn't keep pulling that same stunt. So, creative problem solving time! House decides to ruin Amber's sex life a different way! And, luckily... he happens to know Wilson has a pretty long refractory period 😏

anon I'm kissing you on the forehead we are vibing...

so many delightful possible versions of this, including: Amber barges into House's apartment at 11PM on the dot to retrieve her boyfriend and finds him passed out in a sex coma on House's couch, and House reclining on him naked like "here he is :) not drunk at all :)" and Amber's like "I'm gonna kill you with hammers." And they solve their problems with violence while Wilson snoozes the peaceful slumber of a man who's going to be vengefully fucked at 2AM by his beautiful evil girlfriend after she finishes murdering his beautiful evil boyfriend <3

[starjunkyard]

I need david shore to go to hell because what the fuck was he thinking. "Hey guys what if we made wilson's one and only successful and stable romantic relationship with a character who is explicitly acknowledged by multiple characters in the show to essentially be a female version of his best friend. And then we Kill her. We Kill her and wilson leaves house hospital bed-ridden because to wilson house is a ghost of amber a ghost of just another one of the hundreds of people wilson could not save with the wretched love and humanity he so pathetically and tightly holds onto who he lives his life by just to end up haunted by it

[greghatecrimes]

House M.D. & Hands

5x24 "Both Sides Now", 4x15 "House's Head", 4x16 "Wilson's Heart", 3x15 "Half Wit", 1x11 "Detox", 1x21 "Three Stories", 5x20 "Simple Explanation", 8x19 "The C Word"

[boy-wonderoncologist]

what ‼️ another house md character ranking ⁉️ no way ‼️ (thanks for voting)

[dr-cameron]

doing a mini house rewatch and i cant w house sjeidjeidneisndkwm

[houseswife]

you know how amber and house did shared custody of wilson & in order to avoid the polycule implications (because that’d be weird, obviously) they decided to refer to themselves as mommy and daddy. great work. that’s definitely WAY less freaky. hit the showers gang