#house/wilson/cuddy

[vigilante-apologist]

Main character trios are meant to end up as a polycule and you can’t change my mind

[billcipherapologist]

watching house while also shipping house/wilson/cuddy is like the most fun coz everything feels romantic lmao

[lovelenivy]

mouse bites™

[spiderpunkist]

pov ur about to become a victim of medical malpractice

[deansnotstraight]

Anyways. Y'all keep forgetting that Cuddy hired and repeatedly refused to fire malpractice Georg entirely on purpose. In order to keep her hospital on the map. In order to secure better funding and more research opportunities. She lies under oath, she threatens employees, (not just House!) she fucking. Schemes. She's nuts! She sees a complete disaster of a guy who cannot be trusted to care for himself much less vulnerable patients, who absolutely no one else will hire, and she goes. Yeah I think I can keep him under control. I think I can harness that for my benefit. And she mostly succeeds!!! House, who's never met an authority figure he didn't hate. She keeps him complacent with regular doses of petty arguments so he thinks he's fighting the man, but literally he is exactly where she wants him most of the time. Yeah House might be a feral animal, but that makes Cuddy the kind of person who keeps wild animals as pets. She's like oh yeah this is my pet tiger. When he's feeling grumpy I distract him with raw steak that I throw across the room. He thinks it's a game. Sometimes he tries to bite me lol.

[sneckoil]

rizz so bad it's good

[9puppiesdrowninginapool]

[desire-mona]

house in 2024 bc i see ppl post this

- chase makes "lol americans experience gun violence" jokes

- cameron engages in online discourse and starts a lot of arguments with "as a doctor..."

- foreman uses 4chan but just to sit in shock at the things he sees on there

- house is a mod and frequent poster on r/newjersey of all things. only wilson knows, not because house keeps it a secret, but because its so weirdly out of character that nobody would ever bring it up

- wilson sends reels of edgy standup comedians to house on instagram

- cuddy frequents gentle parenting forums, occasionally uses tactics on house

- taub used to run a food review channel on youtube but stopped when people called his videos "mukbangs"

- thirteen introduces herself with her name and pronouns, everyone makes a joke about this at least once

- kutner is a hamilton fan

[dogfish192]

Hounds, MD 😂

[hugeegosorry]

hi!

[impostoradult]

Part 1, 2, 3, 4/X

[puckspoetry]

Gregory House is buried here

[sod-arts]

dr cuddy’s weekly performance review

[iamjackstylerdurden]

[reri20]

They should’ve had a one night stand atleast

[clementine221b]

my friend who hasn’t watched house: are they lovers?

how do i tell her it’s worse?