#how does i write fanfik???

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Long time no write. I got some Asahi x Ikuya for your ass.

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My Sweet Lullaby (Final Fantasy XV Parody Fanfiction)

Auther's note: Helo there this is me and I writing this fanfic because I love my Noctis and the boys please omg no bashing or I will have my bf and friend will bet u up. So enjoy this fanfik!

((In case ur taking this seriously, it's actually not a me as this kid writing this. This is actually me Eve writing a parody of how bad some fanfics can be. It's for @artistictranquility in which we make fun of bad fanfics 😂 it's for a con to see if there's any as bad as My Immortal. So... laugh on!! This is basically an anti My Immortal fic as we call it LOL tagging @neighborlyarson IF I HAVE TO READ THIS WORK SO DO YOU))

Hi my name is Melissa Tabitha Song and I have beautiful long rainbow hair with shiny silver eyes and very pale skin. i wear beautiful rainbow outfits and am very short. My parents are both gods but i came out a human girl but my parents left me on earth to have a better life even if I have magical abilities. A lot of people tell me I look beautiful even if I don't feel that way. I notice other girfs look at me glare me bc of my beauty. They kust jelos of me.

Vs Noctis had come from another world too and is like a mirror to Noct. They both r like brothers and often fight a lot. He does t like anyone but me. We had bcome close frienda and there is something mysterous about him. Something that makes me want to know more of him.

Gladuolus Amicitia is another good friend. He is a shield of the other Noct and is often a hot headed. Gladio and I are childhood friends and he was always protective of me. I find myself liking two guys. I can't like two guys! Oh no!

It was one day when Vs Noct and I were all alone when he went to talk to me. We were both walking under the moonlite and walking around. He said he wanted to speak to me. He looked at me and said. "Hey, Melissa. There's something I want to tell ypu."

"What is it you want to tell me?" I asked.

He looked at me in the eyes and said, "I love you!"

"You what...?"

"I love you so much. The first time I had ever laid eyes on you is when I fell in love with you. Do you love me?"

"Of course! I love you too!"

We both made out with each other and had the insides of our mouth make out with each other and took each other's clothes off. I had never been with anyone before. His touch was the best thing ever.

He put this thingy in my hole and we began fucking the daylights out of each other. We went on to fuck as he both shouted "I'm going to cum!!!"

After we spilled ourselves in each other, we heard someone yell, "what the hell are you doing fucking out here!?"

It was... Regis!

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After we were caught, we were brought to the Citadel with both Regis and Clarus watching us. "What were you thinking fucking outside!?" Regis yelled at us.

"I'm so sorry," I said. "I love vs Noct your son and I want to be with him forever!"

"I love her!" vs Noct declared. "I want to be with her."

"How is my son going to feel since he loved you too?" Clarus asked.

"Gladio loves me?" You couldn't help but ask.

"He talks about you all the time," Clarus said. "And you're fucking the Prince."

"These two do love each other," Regis said. "You can't punish them for being in love."

"I guess," Clarus said. "Shall We let them go?"

"I assume so," Regis said.

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When we were done, I saw Gladio yelling at Vs Noct as the two men began to fight over me. Both bad boys, fighting over me!? Oh my! Why do they love me so much!?

"Melissa!" Gladio says as he gets down on his knees and takes my hand. "I love you! Why are you with him!?"

"She's mine!" VS Noct shouted as he glared at Gladio. "You don't get to have her!"

"It's obvious that me and Melissa are meant to be together!" Gladio said.

"Omg! Stop fighting!" I shouted as I stomped my feet and threw my arms around. "Stop It! I don't like fighting!!!" I started to cry as I covered my face with my hands.

"Melissa, we're so sorry," Vs Noct said as he gave me a hug to comfort me.

"We're so sorry," Gladio said as he wrapped his arms around me too.

"You both can share me!" I said. "I'll be both of your girlfriends! We can be happy together!"

"If that's what you want, Melissa," Vs Noct had said.

"We can make it work," Gladio said.

I couldn't choose between these two anime looking boys! I loved them both! But all the sudden, the three of us saw 3 MORE Noctises. It was regular Noct and Omen Noct and older Noct! The three of them looked at me and proclaimed their love for me.

"Not you too!" VS Noct shouted.

"But I lov her!" Regular Noct shouted. "I came here to confess to her! We've been separated for so long that I want to be together with her!"

Omen Noct yelled about something, threatening to kill someone if he wasn't going to be with me. Older Noctis confessed his lov and even proposed to ME! ME!!! He gave me a ring to prove his love to me! All of the men began fighting over me again

"You can share me!" I shouted. "I love all of you! Let us all be together and be happy! I'm all yours!"

When we all came into an agreement with this, we noticed someone come over and said, "That's not true! She belongs to me! She's... my wife."

It was... Ardyn Izunia!

"I will never be yours!" I shouted as I backed away. "Stop trying to chase me!"

"But you are mine," Ardyn said. "We are both having magical backstories. I am both the Prince of Lucis and chancellor of Niflheim! I am also immortal! We can both be back together!"

"She doesn't want you!" Noct shouted.

"Lets fight!" Gladio shouted. "Whoever wins gets to have her!"

"Omg I hope you guys win!" I shouted.

After a long and brutal battle, Gladio had ended up dying. I started sobbing my eyes out as he was gone. But the four Noctises had won and defeated Ardyn. Killing him.

"Omg, thank you!" I shouted as I hugged each of the Nocts. "But Gladio lost his life!"

"He died for you," Noct said as he gave me a hug. "He loved you so much. We love you so much. Let's all get married in Gladio's honor!"

"That sounds like a good idea!" Older Noct shouted.

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I had married all the versions of Noctises and it was the best wedding of my life. But during our wedding, Lunafreya and Stella had both crashed the party. They were evil witches who wanted the four Noctsis for themselves! They came to kill me! Why does everyone hate me!?

My parents had secretly been there, unleashing my godly powers. I rose up to my power and used my power killed Lunafreya and Stella. The evil witches habe been defeated! We all rejoced at this!! The wedding had gone on now that they were dead!

When the day was over, the five of us went to the bedroom, all of them professed their love to me and they all took turns with me. They each took my holes with their thingy and placed it in my you know what. Omg it felt so good!! They each fucked the daylights out of me with each shouting "I'm going to cum!!"

I came all over each of them. They were each very kinky and good at bed. I rode them like crazy and we all had a wild night together. I sucked off their pee pee and licked all over them. They each stuck their tongues on me and made me cum so much. When it was all over, we cuddled against each other and professed their love to me. We would habe a happy life together! I couldn't believe all those Noctises loved me so much!

Auther's note: OMG I hope you enjoyed and all you haters better stop flaming me.

((This made me want to bleach my eyes and slam my head against the concrete. WHY DID YOU MAKE ME DO THIS OLIVES 😂))

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An old fic of mine. About 8 years old, in fact. Dissidia Duodecim. Tifa and Lightning swap clothes. Oh no, she’s hot.

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Thanks to Season 6 and recent IRL developments, my creative flow has returned. I hope to have LP’s next chapter up soon. (I’m working on it now.)

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For @chris-phd for the Ballroom E Youkouso Secret Santa! 

Kiyoharu is spending Christmas with Gaju and comes to the realization of two things. One, he can't skate to save his life. And two, he might have a crush.

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For the one sentence prompt= Sheith and fight? Thanks! I love your writing and am patiently waiting for Let's Play. (L)

Okay. And thank you for your support.

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After hours of stewing debate, Keith tiptoes into the bedroom and sits at the foot of the bed where Shiro is curled up on the right side allowing Keith more than enough room to crawl in and drape his arms around him; whether Shiro’s asleep or not isn’t important once Keith leans in and presses a soft kiss between his shoulder blades, an I’m sorry whispered soft against his skin.

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Prompt! Shiro and Keith, movie night.

Okay, movie night it is!

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Shiro furrows his brow as he regards the pile of movies Keith gives him—Old Boy, The Raid part I & II, Audition, Ichi the Killer—and can’t help but quip, “no offense, but when I said I wanted to spend a night in with you and some movies, I was expecting something a little more The Notebook.”

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the one sentence thing! hance - oranges; rinrei - snow; souharu - sprained ankle; sheith - blankets. you don't have to do them all, or with those prompts, I'm just !!!! Y A S PROMPTS *-*

Did two, for now!

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Sheith: blankets“What’s the point of making a bed,” Keith grouses then flops back onto their freshly-made bed, ruining the Garrison-sharp hospital corners and unnerving Shiro in one fell swoop, “if we’re just going to ruin it again anyway, Commander.”

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Souharu: sprained ankle

Sousuke promises to not mention the injury to Makoto as long as Haru doesn’t tell Rin about the piggyback ride; Haru nods, and as he buries his face against the back of Sousuke’s neck, he murmurs his request for Sousuke to take the long way home, please.

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Keith makes some observations and also learns that Shiro is too much for him to take. (That sounds nasty. I like it.)

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Sheith

I’m assuming this is for the “Name a Ship and I’ll write a 1 sentence fic for them” meme? ‘Cause that’s what I’m doing!

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Keith stands with his back against the wooden target board, his arms spread out and stares death—or, rather, Shiro, with his assortment of throwing knives and a worrisome look— in the eye with a defiant smirk and says, “do your worst.”

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When you see this, share 3 lines from a WIP

This is from Let’s Play Chapter 6!

It’s not quite the heartfelt and romantic face-to-face meeting Keith’s had in mind since these feelings first manifested but he can’t complain. Shiro’s here before him, tangible and smiling, and Keith wants nothing more than to touch him.

“Hey.”

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Could I request Seijuurou/Makoto from "Free!" For the "Send a pairing and I'll send you a sentence" meme with the prompt "They binge watch/marathon they favorite TV shows/movies and get interrupted", Please?

Of course!

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Seijuurou’s not sure how he got roped into binge-watching the so-called adventures of Lord Grantham and his estate but after the second Christmas special ends, and after Makoto shifts around on the couch so that he’s flush against his boyfriend, he can’t imagine a better way to spend his weekend.

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Let's Play Chapter 4. There’s Skype, pining, and anime references. Two of those are Lance’s fault.

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Some CecilNoct Actor AU for your ass. =) 

“Character A meets Character B, but doesn’t know they’re a movie star.”

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A knight walks into a flower shop and...

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*BARRELS INTO YOUR INBOX* OTAYURI FOR THE 1 SENTENCE THING. MANY 1 SENTENCE THINGS. OTAYURI IN A MULTICHAPTERED FIC MADE OF ONE SENTENCES. lmao, no, okay, just the one, thank

Yuri isn’t particularly fond of sharing clothes, but late in the morning after their first night together, while Otabek’s softly snoring away on his side of the bed with the warmth of the sun on his bared back, he makes an exception—not because the shirt is at least two sizes too big for him with a rather wide collar that hangs off his slender shoulder, or because it has a garrish and sparkly gold bear pattern all over; but because it smells like him, and thus, it’s perfect.