#how the logistics of this would work??? idk

[oh-katsuki]

i like to think about some stoic, big cocked man, grinding up against your stomach. leaking precum all over you, smearing it with his fat heavy cock, okay? and he's begging to be inside of you, but you're a little mean and you like him like this. so you make him cum pathetically on your tummy. a weak, unsatisfying orgasm that has him whimpering and his hips stuttering because he needs more. and it's ruined, but it's so good that he does it again. okay?

[13thdoodle]

[ Memories of Erased Timelines ]

As the one who maintain the flow of Time, then he is the only one who remembers those lines that no longer exists

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Here's my piece for DP side hoe week prompt : Clockwork and Memory.

I had a lot of fun working on this one, I'm glad it came out well~

I made it originally on A4 size and then cut it to size but it end up looking like a really nice spread page so im gonna put it here lmao

[wavesoutbeingtossed]

last night was randomly thinking about how she shot the I Can See You music video in England clearly because at the time they booked it months prior she expected to be in England during the break from tour to spend Easter with Joe and his family and then right before the shoot Joever happened and she still had to haul ass across the Atlantic to make the damn video even though it was probably the last place she'd want to be 😵‍💫 especially when the news broke while she was on set

[bunnieswithknives]

Im sure you all know I love roleswap AUs by now. Anyways hero Spot AU cause I've seen spiderverse like 3 times now, mans finally put on some clothes ♥

[stevethehairington]

i am once again thinking of a good omens wicked au, but this time instead of the obvious crowley as elphaba and aziraphale and glinda, im thinking of the OPPOSITE.

im thinking of how AZIRAPHALE fits elphaba's character in that he is an outsider amongst his peers and he's a little bit awkward and he's got so much faith in the almighty/the wizard. he's got "parents" (read: god) who expect so much from him and siblings who are ashamed of him. and he's got dreams! he wants to do big things! he wants to work hand in hand with and make the almighty/the wizard proud!

and im thinking about how CROWLEY fits glindas character in the sense that he's suave and charming and people are drawn to him. he knows how to talk to them and how to get them to do what he wants, and he's the one that teaches aziraphale things about the world (a la popular, like tempting aziraphale into eating meat and drinking wine and all these very human things he never would have thought to do without crowleys influence).

im thinking of how the two of them start out absolutely loathing each other, as mortal enemies, one could say... but how over time and as they bond more and more, as they see different sides of one another, that loathing turns into something else. something just as strong, just as passionate, but softer. gentler. sweeter. it turns into love.

and of course everything gets shattered when upon meeting his idol, aziraphale learns that god isn't what he thought she was. it turns out god is just a pipe dream. all there is is a floating head, the metatron, posing as god. and not at all the great and powerful entity aziraphale believed. and the metatron CANT help aziraphale, can't fix him. and thus the downfall of aziraphale begins.

[the-headless-horsedude]

i'd bet florida/temple would be like that one line from the princess bride. "good night, good work, sleep well, i'll most likely kill you in the morning"

[adrianasunderworld]

I know I haven't really drawn any of my oc ideas, but if you ever wonder what Asha Kingscholar looks like, literally just picture the lady in yellow. But with lion ears and a tail.

I couldn't give you a reason why my brain made this particular picture pop up when I first posted about. But her outfit and general body language in the photo is very Asha. This is what her and Leona look like when they have brunch to talk smack about everyone they saw the gala the night before.

[youngpettyqueen]

there’s an AU that lives in my head where Frank gets discharge orders instead of Trapper so the 4077 is subjected to Hawkeye, Trapper, and BJ and this is of course for nothing but chaos and homosexual escapades

[andyridgeley]

so orville is coming back on the new tour

[kralmajales]

I know my experiences aren’t universal but that doesn’t mean I’m immune to having my worldview rocked sometimes … a bit ago I saw someone talking about Olivia Rodrigo’s tour outfits and I assumed they meant over the course of the tour . Apparently it was over the course of one show. Anyway someone replied to them and was like “well that’s not very impressive. Maybe you haven’t been to many concerts but I’ve never been to a concert where there wasn’t multiple costume changes” GIRL??? I’m so used to just like . Some dudes wearing jeans and a t-shirt . This is genuinely a little shocking to me . I saw this a week ago and I’m still reeling enough to post about it .

[pepprs]

june 27th give it up for june 27th

[lilyware]

i've sooooo been bouncing the idea of ghilanna being asexual even before she became my bg3 character (she was a dnd character I made for a oneshot but kept around) and i'm kinda loving the idea of an asexual tav romancing astarion... she's also a cleric of kelemvor so I imagine he's extra desperate to seduce her and get her on his side to ensure he doesn't literally get smited, so finding out she has no interest in sex is... lol. lmao even. love the idea

[chinaschodetoesmind]

Okay but imagine if Physical 100 did a game like the Checkmate (Queen of Spades) game in Alice in Borderland.

[threadsun]

You have to be a little careful about cockwarming your boys seeing as you have to collect the milk in buckets on the floor if you're not careful they might cum into it, ruining the whole batch. It's ok though, they'd be happy to start the process all over again

Okay but have you considered that I could have a second bucket specifically for collecting their cum? 😇

[codgod-moved]

fun idea. netherborn/blaze hybrid tangos heart is made of molten rock/metal and you can see it glowing through his chest

[opens-up-4-nobody]

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